Assasination methods. (Don't be put off, please)

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Shellfish Jar.
Yes, assasination methods.
Lately, I have been thinking about interesting ways to kill people. wink
No idea why.
I have concluded that the best way to kill someone would be with a toothpick.
It would be so easy to conceal your weapon.
But the question is, would it be possible?
I guess if you were to go through one of the major arteries in the neck...
Maybe through the eye?
Anyway...anyone?

Pandemoniac
Therapy?

Sir Mist
Death by payment of $4.

Shellfish Jar.
C'mon, it's a perfectly legible question! big grin
And an interesting one at that.

Really.

Okay, fine, it's a little strange, but no matter. stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
death by celibacy.

eggmayo
Slit their throat with a scalpel.

BackFire
Well, in the script I'm writing I thought of an interesting way to kill someone and incorperated it into the story.

When they're going to the bathroom, run in, beat them into submission, put their head on the toilet rim so it's kinda hanging over into the bowl itself, put the toilet seat on TOP of their neck, which should be sandwiched between the bowl and the seat, finally, step down hard. Break their neck. This should paralyze them.

Next, take them and throw them into the bathtub, face up. Turn the water on until it covers them completely. Turn it off when it rises to about an inch above them, so they're just barely underwater.

Watch them drown slowly in the bathtub, unable to move just an inch upwards so they can breath.

End result = death.

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