The "OFFICIAL" KMC Battle Thread!!!

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Pointinel
chea

i dont know if this been done, but i hope this dont get deleted

and DEATHBLOW maybe you can be a judge...

ill be dropping a verse soon.

*DISCLAIMER*

im not really good on the mic but i just wanna try it on written.. so please bear with me =)

Pointinel
from my mind, to the keyboard, to the fuqqin KMC
im calling out anybody who wants a battle wit me
im stressed its late im smokin all alone in the house
im high from 'DRO and pourin hash oil all over the couch
so i boot the pc on, and thought bout gettin some cats
yeah im wild'n nigga but what you gon do about that?
imma keep gettin at em till my e-gats stop, empty
i aint an e-thug but you can call this e-hostility
my brain is leaving the earth now but itll eventually come back
your net persona is severed i exposed you son youre wack
your friends are leaving you like that nigga ja and his fans
but i know his laughing dunny cos he got millions in banks
what you got left, duke, your balls and your word?
hommie they dont amount to anything, you can ask any broad

^i know it need to step it up...

anybody can get it

~Peace

Phat J
yeah, its already a thread.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=31944&pagenumber=26#post5322287

Deathblow
Well that was more of a playing around thread. If people actually want to be all competetive and stuff, could be a good idea to use a separate thread, i.e. this one.

We'll see anyway.

-hh-
oh man remember the good days Deathblow?

goldfish style stick out tongue

Deathblow
Slaying sharks with mad goldfish style eek!

We used to spit lines that go straight through spines sad

-hh-
Originally posted by Deathblow
Slaying sharks with mad goldfish style eek!

We used to spit lines that go straight through spines sad

good days...good days

i use to make mc's look like paganini after battles

good days...

Tptmanno1
mmhmm

Darth Revan
Originally posted by -hh-
good days...good days

i use to make mc's look like paganini after battles

good days...

I used to kill competitors by sheer power of ill will 1eye

Lana
Haha, that thread was great.

Even I managed to own that one idiot laughing out loud

-hh-
Originally posted by Lana
Haha, that thread was great.

Even I managed to own that one idiot laughing out loud

Lana droolio

Lana
'ello Hockey Horror flirt1

I should really start rhyming again, when I get into it I'm actually not bad.

-hh-
Originally posted by Lana
'ello Hockey Horror flirt1

I should really start rhyming again, when I get into it I'm actually not bad.

behave yourself wink

Alpha Centauri
I request to battle someone to the theme of Jungle Boogie.

I do, of course, jest.

-AC

Lana
Originally posted by -hh-
behave yourself wink

You're no fun sad

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I request to battle someone to the theme of Jungle Boogie.

I do, of course, jest.

-AC

Why not the Duffman theme? stick out tongue

Alpha Centauri
This is also a suitable alternative.

-AC

-hh-
Originally posted by Lana
You're no fun sad



Why not the Duffman theme? stick out tongue

stick out tongueOriginally posted by Alpha Centauri
I request to battle someone to the theme of Jungle Boogie.

I do, of course, jest.

-AC

back from retirement eek! stick out tongue

Alpha Centauri
Nah, just joking.

Not back.

-AC

-hh-
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Nah, just joking.

Not back.

-AC

i challenge you...

to a game of tic tac toe...


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no expression

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by -hh-
i challenge you...

to a game of tic tac toe...


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no expression

Tic Tac Toe, circles and crosses/
On this game, my friend, I shall suffer no losses/

OHHHHHHHH SHEEEEEET! MAD SKILLZ!

-AC

-hh-
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Tic Tac Toe, circles and crosses/
On this game, my friend, I shall suffer no losses/

OHHHHHHHH SHEEEEEET! MAD SKILLZ!

-AC

beating me, i'm gonna disagree and say hell no/
im not latino, but i bring more heat than eddie gurrero/

ohhhhhh maggots burning as we speak no expression

-HH-

Lana
laughing

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by -hh-
beating me, i'm gonna disagree and say hell no/
im not latino, but i bring more heat than eddie gurrero/

ohhhhhh maggots burning as we speak no expression

-HH-

Maggots can burn while I turn you to ash/
Son Guerrero is dead, you just flopped like the frog splash/

Sh-shamone.

-AC

-hh-
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Maggots can burn while I turn you to ash/
Son Guerrero is dead, you just flopped like the frog splash/

Sh-shamone.

-AC

yea so eddie is dead, wwe is gonna have an auction/
you couldn't defeat me if frogger was your only option/

actually i dont think that made sense but i can safley say


KAPOWWWWWWWW

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by -hh-
yea so eddie is dead, wwe is gonna have an auction/
you couldn't defeat me if frogger was your only option/

actually i dont think that made sense but i can safley say


KAPOWWWWWWWW

Your rhymes have dried up and now they're cracking like plastic/
How we supposed to have lyricals with you rhyming in spastic?/

-AC

Darth Revan
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Your rhymes have dried up and now they're cracking like plastic/
How we supposed to have lyricals with you rhyming in spastic?/

-AC

You must be on crack, 'cause that hardly made sense
How could anybody possibly be so dense?

OOOOHHHHH WATCHA GON DO BOUT THAT BIAAaaaaAATTCHH!?!?!

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Darth Revan
You must be on crack, 'cause that hardly made sense
How could anybody possibly be so dense?

OOOOHHHHH WATCHA GON DO BOUT THAT BIAAaaaaAATTCHH!?!?!

It made sense to me, but then again I'm a thinker/
Darth, you couldn't spit dope if you were a heroin drinker/

-AC

-hh-
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It made sense to me, but then again I'm a thinker/
Darth, you couldn't spit dope if you were a heroin drinker/

-AC

a good laugh that was, but watch what happens when you face us/
you're rhymes are getting annoying like dealing with skin pus/

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by -hh-
a good laugh that was, but watch what happens when you face us/
you're rhymes are getting annoying like dealing with skin pus/

I don't even have to face you, I'll battle you cattle with my back to the meat/
Slaughter house rhymes, you're prime cut ends up as defeat/

-AC

-hh-
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I don't even have to face you, I'll battle you cattle with my back to the meat/
Slaughter house rhymes, you're prime cut ends up as defeat/

-AC

what's with you and meat all of a sudden? i cant be beat/
that's like going back to the 70's and saying "where's the beef?"/

no expression

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by -hh-
what's with you and meat all of a sudden? i cant be beat/
that's like going back to the 70's and saying "where's the beef?"/

no expression

Only a few posts in and already we've seen your rep gone/
Infact, you're so wack that you're about to get slept on/

But seriously, I am off to bed. Been fun rapping with you brother! *Said in a Hulk Hogan style*

Catch ya later.

-AC

-hh-
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Only a few posts in and already we've seen your rep gone/
Infact, you're so wack that you're about to get slept on/

But seriously, I am off to bed. Been fun rapping with you brother! *Said in a Hulk Hogan style*

Catch ya later.

-AC

good night big grin

Pointinel
damn! nobody even bothers to comment on my shit, is it that wack?

ill try to step it up on my next 16, but somebody gotta drop a verse 1st

Peace

Darth Revan
Originally posted by Pointinel
damn! nobody even bothers to comment on my shit, is it that wack?

ill try to step it up on my next 16, but somebody gotta drop a verse 1st

Peace

Take a cue from the masters, try two lines at a time
That's how we do it on KMC, and that tip'll cost you a dime
smokin'

Pointinel
yall 2 bars are all slick, but i wanna kick this shit official
i wanna see some1 eat some1 like AH as hannibal

wattup hh, alpha centauri? i see you fam...

peace

-hh-
Originally posted by Pointinel
yall 2 bars are all slick, but i wanna kick this shit official
i wanna see some1 eat some1 like AH as hannibal

wattup hh, alpha centauri? i see you fam...

peace

you're taking too many giant steps, get out of the pythons bind/
you couldn't beat me if you dropped a verse from NY state of mind/

it's 11:00 PM im gonna go sleep, im feeling real sick right now

good night

Darth Revan
Originally posted by -hh-
you're taking too many giant steps, get out of the pythons bind/
you couldn't beat me if you dropped a verse from NY state of mind/

it's 11:00 PM im gonna go sleep, im feeling real sick right now

good night

You claim he's takin giant steps, but only cuz you takin baby ones
Your verses are unoriginal, like fake gangstas goin "WHERES MUH GUNZ?!"

JacopeX
iight im gonna end hh, not tonight but i will, i gotta go like about now so hh watch yo back cuz im gonna end you and i dont give a shit if people hate ma lines!

-hh-
Originally posted by JacopeX
iight im gonna end hh, not tonight but i will, i gotta go like about now so hh watch yo back cuz im gonna end you and i dont give a shit if people hate ma lines!

laughing we'll see, do your written or whatever the hell you want. im gonna go study anatomy.

peace!!

and remember bullshit is bad for the heart.

Tptmanno1
Tick tack battle *Bladadum bladadum*
Tick tack batlle *Bladadum bladadum*

You can't stop me now I'm gonna get three inna row now.
You're a gonna get served right now, you litlle punk ass...

Tick tack battle *Bladadum bladadum*
Tick tack batlle *Bladadum bladadum*

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It made sense to me, but then again I'm a thinker/
Darth, you couldn't spit dope if you were a heroin drinker/

-AC

Good laugh AC, where you get your rhymes from/
Get that Tylenol before you get a tantrum/

Originally posted by JacopeX
iight im gonna end hh, not tonight but i will, i gotta go like about now so hh watch yo back cuz im gonna end you and i dont give a shit if people hate ma lines!

laughing out loud

koolruningz
Will this be the end of -hh- as we know it? Tune in tomorrow for more empty threats over the Internet!
smokin'

-hh-
Originally posted by koolruningz
Will this be the end of -hh- as we know it? Tune in tomorrow for more empty threats over the Internet!
smokin'

laughing

the only time you'll see the end of me is when the world ends

































or if i get cancer sad

astvach chani no

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by -hh-
laughing

the only time you'll see the end of me is when the world ends

































or if i get cancer sad

astvach chani no

Or get shot

-hh-
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Or get shot

by Jacope laughing

koolruningz
Watch your back homie. blue_bandana

-hh-
Originally posted by koolruningz
Or if Jacope ever tracks you down. blue_bandana
stick out tongue
he's a kid. he'll grow out of the phase.

JacopeX
Originally posted by koolruningz
Will this be the end of -hh- as we know it? Tune in tomorrow for more empty threats over the Internet!
smokin'

No it will happen whenever i got a chance to sign on

-hh-
Originally posted by JacopeX
No it will happen whenever i got a chance to sign on

you're on now? we're both on. drop a few lines.

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by JacopeX
No it will happen whenever i got a chance to sign on

Aren't you signed on?

-hh-
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Aren't you signed on?

bada bing bada boom stick out tongue

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by -hh-
bada bing bada boom stick out tongue

Get Ricotta, bada bing bada boom

-hh-
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Get Ricotta, bada bing bada boom

doom! your reputation perceeds you

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by -hh-
doom! your reputation perceeds you

Forgot the rest embarrasment

-hh-
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Forgot the rest embarrasment

i did too kinda sad

i think it was something about a dweeb and weed laughing

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by -hh-
i did too kinda sad

i think it was something about a dweeb and weed laughing

Yeah, and then something about unscented

Lana
Originally posted by JacopeX
No it will happen whenever i got a chance to sign on

You're on now, what's wrong, you tryin' to hide, honey?
That's sad, even I could give you a run for your money.

no expression

-hh-
Originally posted by Lana
You're on now, what's wrong, you tryin' to hide, honey?
That's sad, even I could give you a run for your money.

no expression

eek!

i <3 anal

i mean lana

stick out tongue

i should reallly stop listening to kool keith no he really messes up peoples minds. stick out tongue

-hh-
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Yeah, and then something about unscented

yea something like that

Lana
Originally posted by -hh-
eek!

i <3 anal

i mean lana

stick out tongue

i should reallly stop listening to kool keith no he really messes up peoples minds. stick out tongue

DON'T call me that miffed I've already got to kill Samantha for starting that.....

Hey stick out tongue

I really ought to start rhyming again, shouldn't I....

-hh-
Originally posted by Lana
DON'T call me that miffed I've already got to kill Samantha for starting that.....

Hey stick out tongue

I really ought to start rhyming again, shouldn't I....

shock

hey stick out tongue

Lana
laughing out loud

Yep, I'm just a teeny bit tempermental happy

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Lana
DON'T call me that miffed I've already got to kill Samantha for starting that.....

Hey stick out tongue

I really ought to start rhyming again, shouldn't I....

Sure stick out tongue

Lana
I used to a bit a long time ago, just for fun stick out tongue

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Good laugh AC, where you get your rhymes from/
Get that Tylenol before you get a tantrum/

My rhymes come from nowhere but straight of the dome/
You're not close to my level son, so just go home/

-AC

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Lana
I used to a bit a long time ago, just for fun stick out tongue

dj

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
My rhymes come from nowhere but straight of the dome/
You're not close to my level son, so just go home/

-AC

Uh oh, here he comes again/
I'm about to interrogate him in my mental den/
Looks like he's crying, someone please get his imaginary friend

MC Mike
You need a degree of sublimation, practiced at will
To supress your primitive rhymes, and express my mad skill.

Fun stuff. messed

-hh-
imaginary blend, materialistic trend/
like humphrey bogart both of you will be left in a 'dead end'/

-hh-
Originally posted by MC Mike
You need a degree of sublimation, practiced at will
To supress your primitive rhymes, and express my mad skill.

Fun stuff. messed

oh snap, kool keith jr is back/
better catch those anal flies before they find out your wack/

no expression

MC Mike
Originally posted by -hh-
oh snap, kool keith jr is back/
better catch those anal flies before they find out your wack/

no expression

Junior you say, as if to hit with a fist
But you cant battle the true Octagonecologyst.

-hh-
Originally posted by MC Mike
Junior you say, as if to hit with a fist
But you cant battle the true Octagonecologyst.

Octagonecologyst, im born with the iron fist/
let me cut our your kidneys so you dont feel too pissed/

MC Mike
Originally posted by -hh-
Octagonecologyst, im born with the iron fist/
let me cut our your kidneys so you dont feel too pissed/

Threats expressed at my various body parts/
My doo-doo pistol responds with Octagon's shit darts/

-hh-
Originally posted by MC Mike
Threats expressed at my various body parts/
My doo-doo pistol responds with Octagon's shit darts/


you wish your rhymes would complement like juice and gin/
i'll scratch and leave you flaked like cells filled with keratin/

MC Mike
Originally posted by -hh-
you wish your rhymes would complement like juice and gin/
i'll scratch and leave you flaked like cells filled with keratin/

You dwell on one subject, your theme remains anatomy/
One without skills parallels one without diversity/

-hh-
Originally posted by MC Mike
You dwell on one subject, your theme remains anatomy/
One without skills parallels one without diversity/

dwell on one subject? i spit knowledge from here to China/
i show more variety than sperms cells entering Jenna's ____/

MC Mike
Originally posted by -hh-
dwell on one subject? i spit knowledge from here to China/
i show more variety than sperms cells entering Jenna's ____/

From the kidney to the uterus/
I see no end to your uselessness/
Because if you cant even rhyme/
Why do you claim it all the time?/
The amount of lines becomes preponderant/
Due to the unfortunate dent/
Fallen upon me/
I cry in misery/
Close with a lyric I must/
For my bed calls, and here I will leave you, in the dust/

-hh-
Originally posted by MC Mike
From the kidney to the uterus/
I see no end to your uselessness/
Because if you cant even rhyme/
Why do you claim it all the time?/
The amount of lines becomes preponderant/
Due to the unfortunate dent/
Fallen upon me/
I cry in misery/
Close with a lyric I must/
For my bed calls, and here I will leave you, in the dust/

another one bites the dust, seems like a verbal curse/
since you cant beat me with 2 lines, you go for a whole verse/

Pointinel
id holla a uptown chic
gas her up tell her some shit
she walks right through you,
lifts up ya skirt exposing your clit
your trying too hard my nigga pls dont stress out yourself
i be like "the goat" and warn you *dont body yaself*
K-I-R shall i, must i, hint, cite or define?
"keep it real" muthu-fu-cka it's all in your mind
see you from the "other" coast, hip-hop is our thing
the spics run your streets plus you got a *** for a king
bow-wow-wow... yuppie yo yuppie yay!
dog shit is so played out not to mention it's gay
from now on you can start watching the game from the sidelines
we'll do benefit JAMS to help you niggas through the hardtimes


*OFF TO STARBUCKS*

*PEACE*

Deathblow
Here's something for you to 'benefit' from, I'll school you on hip-hop/
While you chant Lil Bow Wow's hooks, and still think you're 'shit hot'/
Point's verse got more 'wack lines' than sperm clinics/
Twice as 'softcore' as the toon porn his sig mimics/
While you at 'Bucks, better apply to be a waiter/
Cos selling coffee is the only way you'll be 'serving flava'/
It's true, you couldn't spit 'suite' (sweet) if you stayed at the Waldorf/
Forget 'sidelines', you even get near the stands I'll have the game called off/

wickedph

-hh-
Originally posted by Pointinel
id holla a uptown chic
gas her up tell her some shit
she walks right through you,
lifts up ya skirt exposing your clit
your trying too hard my nigga pls dont stress out yourself
i be like "the goat" and warn you *dont body yaself*
K-I-R shall i, must i, hint, cite or define?
"keep it real" muthu-fu-cka it's all in your mind
see you from the "other" coast, hip-hop is our thing
the spics run your streets plus you got a *** for a king
bow-wow-wow... yuppie yo yuppie yay!
dog shit is so played out not to mention it's gay
from now on you can start watching the game from the sidelines
we'll do benefit JAMS to help you niggas through the hardtimes


*OFF TO STARBUCKS*

*PEACE* Originally posted by Deathblow
Here's something for you to 'benefit' from, I'll school you on hip-hop/
While you chant Lil Bow Wow's hooks, and still think you're 'shit hot'/
Point's verse got more 'wack lines' than sperm clinics/
Twice as 'softcore' as the toon porn his sig mimics/
While you at 'Bucks, better apply to be a waiter/
Cos selling coffee is the only way you'll be 'serving flava'/
It's true, you couldn't spit 'suite' (sweet) if you stayed at the Waldorf/
Forget 'sidelines', you even get near the stands I'll have the game called off/

wickedph

vote> Deathblow, and not just cuz we both representing goldfish style lyricism.

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Deathblow
Here's something for you to 'benefit' from, I'll school you on hip-hop/
While you chant Lil Bow Wow's hooks, and still think you're 'shit hot'/
Point's verse got more 'wack lines' than sperm clinics/
Twice as 'softcore' as the toon porn his sig mimics/
While you at 'Bucks, better apply to be a waiter/
Cos selling coffee is the only way you'll be 'serving flava'/
It's true, you couldn't spit 'suite' (sweet) if you stayed at the Waldorf/
Forget 'sidelines', you even get near the stands I'll have the game called off/

wickedph

Look at Death, as he wander and ponder/
Remembered when he use to write his posts, as if he was shot and stuttered/
One touch of the Mic, he got a serious seizure/
My lyrics are so influential I turned him into a Hindu believer/
And look at those rhymes, he must have been rapping from his rectum/
Dude couldn't solve a mystery if even Poirot and Sherlock helped him/

Pointinel
where's the intensity? the creativity?
u need a bit of motivation, a lil' "animosity"
coming @ me sideways blow youd inevitably lose
independence, while i spark u up, dripping in booze
sammy the bull wigga what a tragedy
switch screen names and ip, lose the identity
dont believe the props they giving you, stop flowin wit the hype
matta fact carefully examine the words that you type
worry bout thyself, and keep my name of your rhymes
you want attention? here's a cookie... stop wasting my time
and copy-pasting my lines or "jacking" my shit
www.jamesjean.com <--- that's the link to my sig
what the ****'s a "deathblow?" well according to some
its the type of shit that takes away the air from your lungs
but after much deliberation, P can fin'lly conclude
a "deathblow" aint nuthin but a corny ass dude

JacopeX
aiight im ready

-hh-
Originally posted by JacopeX
aiight im ready

ok drop your part whenever you're finished.

JacopeX
I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30

-hh-
Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30

do i really have to respond to this? no offense man, but if your gonna battle drop your best stuff. this is really bad^

ill drop mine now...

JacopeX
iight

-hh-

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30

hysterical2

Tengu Man
Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30 OMFG dots

Tengu Man
to my dear friend Jacopex:

.........................
spittin whack and thinkin you hot
what you was spittin was soft and you shoulda been shot
im surpised those choppy ass lyrics didnt give you a blod clot
as for your raps all you get is endless dots
please a moment of silence...................
ill spit a mad eulogy and leave your soul doused in acid
ever since you was a member you been nonstop blasted
how come i never see you at the hip hop thread
and please tell me 8:30 aint when you gotta go to bed
ill rearange your neurology, and teach you some soul
cuz crack heads can drop better even after a bowl
ill throw black magic at you, dissappear like houdini
here, there, and nowhere jus take my attack
never see it comin it be like vietnam and iraq
ill spit a nice little rhyme
in five minutes time
ill do three times better
in a months time of what you could do
spit Dr. suess and it will still sound better than you
Tengu I am, green eggs and ham, the cat in the hat with a cipher for sam,i close this rhyme of mine it is time,
remeber the Tengu, smart as a fox
see yall later, back to the Boondocks

Phat J
Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30

laughing half that didnt even rhyme

el_barto
Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30

laughing out loud You're a dumbass laughing out loud

Pointinel

-hh-
Originally posted by Pointinel
nice shit!

let me battle you fam, once i get better

until then take it easy on the young'n

Peace

my verse wasn't that good...i just wanted to end it fast cuz he claims to be something he's not.

Pandemoniac
Well ain't that just the case in most of these face-offs, it's like playing poker

koolruningz
Jeez the last time i wrote a rhyme i was a snot nosed little bed wetter/
and to be honest this one wont be a helluva lot better/
im not here to battle, just to have some fun/
so theres no need for you e-thugs to run and get your guns/
my KMC emcee career will by shorter than Gary Colemen/
its not that i dont like it, its just not for old men/
so battle each other with words that cut like knives/
but remember keep it in perspective, we're not trying to ruin lives/
so im outta here, i think ive run out of time/
and to be truthful, im running out of words that rhyme.

no expression

Deathblow
Straight gangsta pimpin' koolruzzle, word to my mother wickedph

Inspectah Deck
Wurd

koolruningz
laughing Thanks guys!

-hh-
Originally posted by koolruningz
Jeez the last time i wrote a rhyme i was a snot nosed little bed wetter/
and to be honest this one wont be a helluva lot better/
im not here to battle, just to have some fun/
so theres no need for you e-thugs to run and get your guns/
my KMC emcee career will by shorter than Gary Colemen/
its not that i dont like it, its just not for old men/
so battle each other with words that cut like knives/
but remember keep it in perspective, we're not trying to ruin lives/
so im outta here, i think ive run out of time/
and to be truthful, im running out of words that rhyme.

no expression

straight gangsta big grin

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