Family Guy DVDs - Fave quotes

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U_CHODE
MY fave quote is:

(crowd chanting: 'free TIBET, Free TIBET...')
Peter: I'll Take it!
(runs to phone booth)
(on phone)
Peter: Hello China? i have something you may want, but it's gonna cost ya... That's right.. all the tea...

U_CHODE
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The_Corona
This is a funny quote, not my favourite, but funny all the same.

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

U_CHODE
cmon post quotes ppl
What the f**k?

The_Corona
This is from The Thin White Line i like this quote it's quite funny.


(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin

scurran
Originally posted by U_CHODE
cmon post quotes ppl
What the f**k?

no

Nay sayer
This quote is from that old freak that liked the 'muscly armed paperboy' in the episode "to live and die in dixie'

Answering Machine message
'Sorry to call you so much, just sitting here wondering when the muscley armed paper boys gonna come back and bring me some good news'

Nay sayer
Originally posted by The_Corona
This is a funny quote, not my favourite, but funny all the same.

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

I remember that quote--it's pretty funny

The Ones
Peter: The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun, But the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard i'll become

Sign: We do not accept bits of string

Peter: Hey Lois, can you grab me a beer? Lois?
Chris: Dad, I think she went out.
Peter: Alright then you be Lois.
Chris: Okay.
Peter: Hey Lois, can you get me a be...oh my God, you've really let yourself go!
Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while!

tabby999
Peter: Oh no, i knew a guy, bought a car out of the paper, ten years later, BAM! Herpes. I dont want to risk it, were going to a lot"

Wolfie
Peter: What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married.

tabby999
Peter: you want awkward! i'll give you awkward, once during sex i called Lois Frank! Beat that sherlock

Mando
Peter: why did all the dinosaurs die out?
teacher: because you touch yourself at night.

I can't help but burst out laughing. laughing out loud

Wolfie
The Grinch: You think you have won, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass, I shall see you in hell!

Originally posted by tabby999
Peter: you want awkward! i'll give you awkward, once during sex i called Lois Frank! Beat that sherlock
I read in Mick Foley's first book that he was having sex with a girl once and she called him Frank. Later, I see that episode. I can't help but think one of the writers is a wrestling fan. That or that's a crazy coincidence.

The_Corona
Heres another great quote it's rather funny

Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.

Enjoy!

U_CHODE
heres a goodd'un...

(lois opens a box)
lois: Oh my! an actual human thumb!
Where did you get this???
Peter: (holding hand underneath his arm) Got it on ebay....(throws up)

The_Corona
Here's another one.

Steve: Well, well, Officer Swanson. You and your friends are dead, you're all dead!
Peter: Oh, good, he thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone.

Wolfie
Peter (in prison, getting whistles from other inmates): Wow, people are so nice here. They're gonna be disappointed when they find out I'm not gay but wow!

Peter: It's true what they say about dropping the soap, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life.

The Ones
Stewie: (While eating) OH YES! YES! THAT IS PRACTICLY ORGASMIC!
Brian: I'll have what he's having

Lois: Oh peter, i love you
Peter: About a quarter past 5

U_CHODE
check this picture i found:

http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/images5/familyguy01.jpg

its quite humorous laughing out loud

U_CHODE
Quote from 'Mr. Saturday Knight'

Black Knight: You see kids, your father is nothing but a fizzle!
(Peter reappears in armour and on a horse.)
Peter: Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it. But most of the people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it! Actually he was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!

he he he laughing out loud

U_CHODE
Here are more laughing out loud
From "viewer Mail #1"

Peter: Make like Siamese twins and split ... and then one of you die.


Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!


Peter: Well, we promised Lois we'd use our powers responsibly, but I suppose doing the exact opposite couldn't hurt.


Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.
Mayor: Oh My.
Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that Toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?
Mayor: I was trying to gain super powers.
Doctor: Well that's just silly.
Mayor: Silly yes ... Idiotic ... yes.!


Peter: Oh no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean.

laughing out loud laughing

The_Corona
Originally posted by U_CHODE
check this picture i found:

http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/images5/familyguy01.jpg

its quite humorous laughing out loud

U_CHODE u moron there isn't even a effing picture there.

Wolfie
Orphan boy: Santa can't be Asian! He doesn't drive his sleigh twenty miles under the speed limit with his blinker on!

tabby999
Orphan: santa can't be black, we don't fear him!

Peter: hey i'll trade you this (bag of white powder) for your cupcake
Recovering Junkie: deal
Peter to Counsellor: hey i'm on your side, its carpet fresh

Wolfie
Lois: He just walked right off the cliff.
Peter: Of course, Christians don't believe in gravity!

And possibly the greatest quote ever....
Peter: Everybody, I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.
Lois: Oh no! Peter, how could they do that?
Peter: Unfortunately, there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That '80s Show, Wonderfalls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls' Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freakylinks, Wanda at Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Luis, and Greg the Bunny. But if all of those shows flop then we might have a chance.

U_CHODE
Quote from Season 1, 'Da Boom'

Brian: Oh my god! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!
Peter: That's crazy...they'll just be hungry again in an hour.

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