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I can do 11.

17

Originally posted by French Tip
17

Impressive.

Do any of them involve a canoe, a revolver and 7 rottweilers?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Impressive.

Do any of them involve a canoe, a revolver and 7 rottweilers?

A canoe yes

a revolver and 7 rottweilers? No

Originally posted by French Tip
A canoe yes

a revolver and 7 rottweilers? No

I'm intrigued.....and quite honestly, very relieved that no animals were harmed during your 'quality naked time'.

i dont really know how ...many...

Ermm...I don't know. Should I start counting?

French Tip, I need you over to my house so I can count what I can do.

Everything I normally can.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Ermm...I don't know. Should I start counting?

French Tip, I need you over to my house so I can count what I can do.

Eww...shit, Ken...are you naked?

I can dance well.
*sarcasm*

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Ermm...I don't know. Should I start counting?

French Tip, I need you over to my house so I can count what I can do.


Lol well I'll be heading over to Cali on Dec 4th. Maybe I'll swing bye

Originally posted by eggmayo
I can dance well.
*sarcasm*


Ahhhhh....the mind numbing mental images.......

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Eww...shit, Ken...are you naked?

Close to...I'm just wearing shorts. (Laundry day)

Originally posted by French Tip
Lol well I'll be heading over to Cali on Dec 4th. Maybe I'll swing bye

Sounds interesting.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Close to...I'm just wearing shorts. (Laundry day)




Mmmm.....love-freaking-ly.

No sweater vest? No leg warmers?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Mmmm.....love-freaking-ly.

No sweater vest? No leg warmers?

They're at the dry cleaners. diva

Originally posted by eggmayo
I can dance well.
*sarcasm*

I dance well too. That's number 5 on the list of 17

1 million

i'm that cool. I don't need an avatar or a sig

Everything I can do clothed as well.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by StyleTime
Everything I normally can.

Moving a cactus up 12 flights of stairs?

I dont think I am good at anything

That can't be true

you really think theres something I might be good at?

I can name several things that you're good at. Now since I've never been with you, I don't know about your talents when youre naked

I think everything out of my daily routine can be done naked :

Wake up,can be done naked

Eat breakfast,can be done naked

Walk my dog,can be done naked

Give my dog something to eat,can be done naked,

Sitting on the couch doing nothing,can be done naked

Drink soup,can be done naked

Go over to my friends house,can be done naked,although i doubt he'll appreciate it

Go to my girlfriends house,can be done naked

etcetera etcetera etcetera

Originally posted by Otaku
I think everything out of my daily routine can be done naked :

Wake up,can be done naked

Eat breakfast,can be done naked

Walk my dog,can be done naked

Give my dog something to eat,can be done naked,

Sitting on the couch doing nothing,can be done naked

Drink soup,can be done naked

Go over to my friends house,can be done naked,although i doubt he'll appreciate it

Go to my girlfriends house,can be done naked

etcetera etcetera etcetera

I'm a little concerned about number 4: Feeding your dog....

I mean, you can't blame him if he mistakes it for a cocktail weenie....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'm a little concerned about number 4: Feeding your dog....

I mean, you can't blame him if he mistakes it for a cocktail weenie....

I doubt the ***** can reach it

Originally posted by Otaku
I doubt the ***** can reach it

Well, no, not with it being so tiny and all...

Originally posted by Otaku
I doubt the ***** can reach it

Shit, my dog could reach mine. It's like a 3rd leg.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Well, no, not with it being so tiny and all...





No it's more because im 1,90 meters tall,and my dog is a Yorkshire Terrier

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Shit, my dog could reach mine. It's like a 3rd leg.

Holy O Christ....this has turned into the Alpha Male thread.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Holy O Christ....this has turned into the Alpha Male thread.

At first i actually thought he was talking about his dog being like a third leg

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Holy O Christ....this has turned into the Alpha Male thread.

No, I'm just messin'. I don't even own a dog.

Originally posted by Otaku
At first i actually thought he was talking about his dog being like a third leg


There's a joke in there somewhere, I'm just not sure I want to be the one to say it....

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
No, I'm just messin'. I don't even own a dog.

But apparently you're still hung like a mutated Camel.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
There's a joke in there somewhere, I'm just not sure I want to be the one to say it....

I got the joke wait now i'm confused

what can i do well...Hmm dunno!

Originally posted by Enslaved
what can i do well...Hmm dunno!

Hey...your back wavey

Originally posted by Otaku
I got the joke wait now i'm confused

It had to do with.....no....I'm not going there....

Originally posted by Enslaved
what can i do well...Hmm dunno!

Shexy Sharah.....droolio

Shexie schott! *mwah*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
It had to do with.....no....I'm not going there....

You mean Ken's joke right?Cause i understood that one.I just misread it at first and i thought he was saying his dog was like a third leg

Originally posted by Otaku
You mean Ken's joke right?Cause i understood that one.I just misread it at first and i thought he was saying his dog was like a first leg

Yes...sorta. It had more to do with what you said....and it had to do with his dog being attached to him by the groin, ergo, being his 3rd leg....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes...sorta. It had more to do with what you said....and it had to do with his dog being attached to him by the groin, ergo, being his 3rd leg....

Aha


Anycrabbits,there are enough things that can be done naked

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
But apparently you're still hung like a mutated Camel.

Possibly. There's some ladies here you can ask.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Possibly. There's some ladies here you can ask.


*nudges Ken with my elbow*

And quite a few fellas too, eh, big guy?


*stops laughing*

No, seriously, I don't want to know.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Possibly. There's some ladies here you can ask.

And a few gentleman as well eh?

Originally posted by Otaku
Hey...your back wavey

yeppers im back..

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*nudges Ken with my elbow*

And quite a few fellas too, eh, big guy?


*stops laughing*

No, seriously, I don't want to know.

Great minds think a like

Originally posted by Enslaved
yeppers im back..

I dont know why but i somehow remember you...though we never spoke to each other

Originally posted by Otaku
Great minds think a like

Indeed.

Why do you use this all the time???

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Indeed.

Why do you use this all the time???

The question,my friend,is,why not?

Dudes...no way is another dude seeing my junk. Only the ladies.

Originally posted by Otaku
I dont know why but i somehow remember you...though we never spoke to each other I'm back too.. the irony, perhaps you remember me...

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Dudes...no way is another dude seeing my junk. Only the ladies.


Oh Shuuuut up Ken.

My junk... *shaking my head*

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Dudes...no way is another dude seeing my junk. Only the ladies.

That's not what some other dude told me

Originally posted by Otaku
The question,my friend,is,why not?

It makes your posts seem soo......assy. No offence, I just HATE that smilie.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh Shuuuut up Ken.

My junk... *shaking my head*

Well...do you want me to call it a fruit basket? Banana and 2 plums.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
It makes your posts seem soo......assy. No offence, I just HATE that smilie.

Allrighty is this better?

No.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Well...do you want me to call it a fruit basket? Banana and 2 plums.

Big Jim and the twins?

No, I would actually not like to talk about your genitalia at all, to be honest.

ew the convo is flithy.. I love it.. Please carry on

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Big Jim and the twins?

No, I would actually not like to talk about your genitalia at all, to be honest.

Should we talk about your genitalia then?

Originally posted by Otaku
Allrighty is this better?

Ok ok...I'll just leave you to post as you see fit. I just despise that smilie. Not that it should matter to you.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Big Jim and the twins?

No, I would actually not like to talk about your genitalia at all, to be honest.

Sauerkraut und Bratwurst perhaps?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Should we talk about your genitalia then?

I thought you'd never ask!!

*jumps into Ken's arms*

Go on....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I thought you'd never ask!!

*jumps into Ken's arms*

Go on....

w00t!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
w00t!


*jumps down*

Allright, enough of that I think.

Let's talk about strippers and boobs now.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*jumps down*

Allright, enough of that I think.

Let's talk about strippers and boobs now.

Yeah...and beer! Plus can't forget the twin ladies that would want to have a threesome.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Well...do you want me to call it a fruit basket? Banana and 2 plums. lol lol ..omg this thread is rather funny..

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*jumps down*

Allright, enough of that I think.

Let's talk about strippers and boobs now.

Male strippers?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*jumps down*

Allright, enough of that I think.

Let's talk about strippers and boobs now.
Aww, just when it was getting interesting. disgust

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Yeah...and beer! Plus can't forget the twin ladies that would want to have a threesome.

And boots and guns and hunting....*remembers he is a moose*

Allright scratch the last 2.....


Football and boobs and baseball and boobs....

Originally posted by Otaku
Male strippers?

If that is what you want, sure.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
If that is what you want, sure.

No that actually is not what i want g2g now anyways.Bye evryone wavey

Originally posted by Otaku
No that actually is not what i want g2g now anyways.Bye evryone wavey



Latah.

I gotta get going too.

Seeya tomorrow.

Adios.

Bye.. Hottie see yah soon!

I can do lots

Just can't count them all shock