I am doing just dandy. My freakin roommate is retarded. He memory problems or just likes to annoy me.
He just came in the room, cut the light on, while I am sitting in the dark on my computer, he walks out, I get up like every other time and cut it off, I haven't even walked back to my seat yeat and he comes back in for something and cuts it on again when he didn't even need it. He then gets something and leaves, and leaves the light on again and I again get up to cut it off.
You may be thinking, oh this is no big deal. But it is when you are living with this person in a small college dorm and he does this every fricking single time!
I mean how brain dead can you be to not notice the light is still on when you leave, light and dark are 2 very distinctive, noticeable, opposite things.
He lives his bright white desktop up when he leaves the room ,he leaves his dekstop lamp on, he opens up the window, and we have construction going on out front of the residency hall, so that's loud and annoying when you're watching tv or studying or trying to get some sleep and then it's freezing and his body seems to never gets cold, probably with all the ape hair all over it, then he leaves the room and doesn't even think to close to darn window and wind got that banging open and open and close back and forth.
So i'm stuck getting up every single time to cut the light off, close his laptop or set the screensaver to come on, cutting his lamp off, closing his window, closing his stinking closet which pollutes the room.
Also, the trash can only gets emptied by me, and I even supply the trash bags, so I go away for the weekend and decide that's it, i'm leaving this trashcan overflowing and it should be emptied by the time i get back. But no, triflin @$$ decides to leave it overflowing the whole weekend and goes to use the hallway trash can whenever he has to throw something away. I remember he had a paper plate and was going to throw it away but realized it couldn't fit in the trashcan so he leaves the room and throws it away in the hallway trash can instead of just taking the whole trashbag with him and throwing it away while he's out there. So yall tell me, am I just anal and too picky or is there really something wrong with this trifilin b@$t@rd!!!!!!.
It will be a cold day in HE!! the next time I empty the god d@mn trash bag.He is just a inconsiderate B!tch, that's the perfect word to describe, he's INCONSIDERATE. I mean I even bought a vacuum cleaner and a floor carpet, and I'm the one that vacuums that messy heap of crap when it gets messy, he just shows no CONSIDERATION for a roommate. He dirty, got bottles under his bed under his desk, little paper and receits on the floor here and there. His food messed up the microwave and popped buring pieces around and never cleaned it and only by chance recently it slided out of the microwave and was on top of the fridge sitting there. He's just triflin. He doesn' clean nothing and acts like he doesn't notice anything, and if he truly doesn't than he is just retarded and has problem.
Oh yeah, he doesn't go unpunished. I have measures too. I leave the tv blasting when he goes to sleep, I sometimes cut the roomlight on instead of my lamp if i'm studying into the late hours of the night and next morning. And almost every single time he leaves the room I lock the frickin door. Which I just recently found out annoys him.
About when I mentioned earlier about coming into the room twice and leaving the room light on. As soon as he left I locked the door. Within literally seconds, which he obviously thought was outrageous, b/c as he turned the handle to open it he found it was locked and gave a loud enough sigh of frustration that I heard it in the room. I was very pleased.
, So that's the big thing I got over him right now, that frustrates the heck out of him and he has learned to take his key with him even when he goes down the hall. Because there really isn't no reason to lock the door that often especially when you're in the room, but there also isn't any reason to do all the INCONSIDERATE things that he does. So in his case it is necessary for me to do it to get some satisfactory payback.
I heard him one time on the phone cussing at what sounded like his mother.
In the beginning when he'd leave the bright desktop on his laptop up when he wasn't even in the room, I'd adjust the minutes to bring up his screen safer to 6 mins. It was frickin 500 mins, what kind of INCONSIDERATE sh!t is that! I would be in the room another time in the dark doing something and realize that screensaver hasn't come on at all. This dumb @$$ has changed it back to 500 frickin minutes. Why go out of your way to do dumb crap like that. Just cut the d@mn laptop off when you're not using it idiot. Some cases he would come in the room cut it on and then get up and leave it on and just leave. AHHH!!!!
Same with his lamp and the light for the room and the stinkin closet. And he hasn't made his bed since we've gotten here in August. He also hasn't changed his bedsheets.
Oh yeah. He's nosey as HE!!. All he got to hear is me rusting in a bag eating something and he'll be laying down in bed going to sleep and bounce his head all the way in my direction for a quick second across the room and bounce it back around trying to play it off. He'll also be laying down and direct his line of vision toward me. So all he's got to do is open his eyes and he's got a nice little view. I've caught him many times. God forbid I go in the refrigerator. And for no reason at all he'll just lift his head all the way up and turn it around toward's me and look for a few seconds then turn it back around and goes back to sleep. This fool has got me so worked up, I think he sleeps on his back on purpose just to annoy me, b/c when he sleeps on his back he snores like kingdom come has arrived. Any other way he sleeps is fine but sleeping on his back is treacherous.
He also tries and keep track of my class schedule, if he sleeping (you see he's always sleeping) and I get up to leave for class, he'll lift his head up and look at his clock every time to see when i'm leaving. And lately my schedule has changed, so I tend to be here more when he's here, so I noticed this week he goes to classes at times, when last week when i was first experiencing these schedule changes, he didn't go, or he waiting for me to get up and leave. For example. I was sitting in the room and then i get up to leave and he looks at the clock trying to play it off and says "oh sh!t". Then gets up and leaves right behind me. What kind of crap is that. He knew what time it was and that he had a class, this is freaking nov. and i think he knows his schedules by now. I wondered what he would of did if i never had left and i later found out. Another day we had the same situation/schedule and i didn't have to leave at the time i left last time b/c i didn't leave for class i had left for an appointment and my class started later, so i left way later this time so this time he's sleeping on bed and never gets up to go to class or anything, obviously thinking i would get up and leave and was waiting for me, so he skipped his class to keep check on me. So today i was the same situation ,but i guess now that he gots my times down and knew i wouldn't be leaving as early as last time in time with his schedule and since he already knew my times it was no reason for him to stay anyway, so this time he goes to his class. So i know for a fact that he skipped it the other day, b/c he thought i'd be leaving the same time but i didn't and he was gonna go by me but since i didn't leave he didn't leave,whether it was b/c i didn't bring it to his attention with leaving or he decided to skip and see what exactly i did since i didn't leave like he suspected.
But yeah,today he didn't skip again. You can't do it but so many times anyway.
Anyway if you can't tell by now, I hate this excuse for a roommate and he should have requested a single or lived in an apartment or requested a room with one of his friends. Then again I wouldn't want my friends to know I was this way. He'd probably lose them or cause conflicts among them and come close to losing them.
He can rot in He!! with the rest of his filth.
Is It Comprehensible.....
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Stupied work! why anit anything happining to it! 
