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This is coming directly from Bruce Almighty but anyway, if you could be god than what would you do?

I'd do all the things I want to do and do everything in my power to increase my quality of life and to make myself happy.

Is it comprehensible.....

I wouldn't want to be in the first place. Too much responsibility

i'd do some pretty crazy shite. plagues and such.

make it so everyone had a dance hour at 13 o' clock evillaugh

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
make it so everyone had a dance hour at 13 o' clock evillaugh
AND SO IT SHALL COME TO PASS! (waves hands and waits for something to happen.)

Originally posted by mysterio69
AND SO IT SHALL COME TO PASS! (waves hands and waits for something to happen.)

*farts*

Originally posted by mattador
*farts*
...that wasn't supposed to happen. (sniffs) that's the work of the devil!!!

Originally posted by mattador
*farts*

middlefart

Originally posted by Leo.M
middlefart

lol, hilarious smile Leo

^ hay wha't up matt? how you been?

Originally posted by Leo.M
^ hay wha't up matt? how you been?

Meh, alright. Yourself?

First of all, I would do anything I felt like.

Secondly, I would keep making bigass hurricanes and send them towards New Orleans and Loisianna.

Then, when the city is in ruins and becomes part of the ocean, I would give boat rides for $5 a piece and become a millionaire.

Then, I would skip forward a few thousand years and come down to Earth in the form of a lightning bolt and tell everyone about the Lost City of New Orleans and scientists all over the world would go crazy trying to find it.

Then I would skip forward another few thousand years, where the scientists are bound to have found it, and tease them and tell them I knew where it was all along.

And if people didn't like me, I would kill them.

With a gun.

Screw almighty powers. I love the sound of glocks in the morning.

Originally posted by mattador
Meh, alright. Yourself?

good good

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
First of all, I would do anything I felt like.

Secondly, I would keep making bigass hurricanes and send them towards New Orleans and Loisianna.

Then, when the city is in ruins and becomes part of the ocean, I would give boat rides for $5 a piece and become a millionaire.

Then, I would skip forward a few thousand years and come down to Earth in the form of a lightning bolt and tell everyone about the Lost City of New Orleans and scientists all over the world would go crazy trying to find it.

Then I would skip forward another few thousand years, where the scientists are bound to have found it, and tease them and tell them I knew where it was all along.

And if people didn't like me, I would kill them.

With a gun.

Screw almighty powers. I love the sound of glocks in the morning.

You may have went a little too far.

is it comprehensible.....

Then, I would skip forward a few thousand years and come down to Earth in the form of a lightning bolt and tell everyone about the Lost City of New Orleans and scientists all over the world would go crazy trying to find it.

Then I would skip forward another few thousand years, where the scientists are bound to have found it, and tease them and tell them I knew where it was all along.

And if people didn't like me, I would kill them.

With a gun.

Screw almighty powers. I love the sound of glocks in the morning.
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yeah I'd probably do the same thing....








but to Iraq instead

i would whip ass and take names

Originally posted by Spartan005
This is coming directly from Bruce Almighty but anyway, if you could be god than what would you do?


Make the whole world one massive party.

cool

Oh yeah, I'd also convert these dancing cartoon bannanas

into REAL dancing bannanas, and they'll join the party.