Wow, what an idiot..

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eggmayo
Rhulekana Rhirl <[email protected]>
More options 00:51 (9 hours ago)

From: Mr. Rhulekana E. Phirl
Email: [email protected]
Email: [email protected]

RE: $8.500.000.00 Million Dollars.

It is my humble pleasure to write you this letter irrespective of the fact
that we do not know each other, I wish the will of God to be done and
achieved through you, I got your contact from my search in the internet.
After my prayers out of the nine contact persons I got, my inner mind spirit
was lifted and lead to get in touch with you first, I believe that I have
the right person.

I am a Citizen of Zimbabwean. My parents where married for 13 years without
a child, then I was adopted into the family. I am the only Adopted son of my
parents before they died. My parents died five months ago as a result of a
car accident.

When my father was alive he deposited the sum of $8.5 Million (Eight
Million, Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars) in a Security and Finance
Savings Company Abroad. I am the only person in their family that knows
about the deposited money. Beside my late father has told me in confidential
that the fund should be my inheritance.

I took this decision based on the ministration I had in my dream, where I
saw my self bringing laughter to the soul and faces of lots of strangers
outside my Region/Country, after thoughts I came to a conclusion to
sacrifice the money in the security company to an external
person/individual. For it says our reward shall be great in haven when we
give or lender help to a stranger or somebody whom we expect nothing back in
return.

I want you to use this money to fund Evangelism, Orphanages, and as well
benefit your self by keeping 20% of the total money for your own personal
needs. For the hands that labour shall be watered. The Bible made us to
understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.

Since the death of my parents my fathers relations started treating me as an
outcast and has taking total control of my parent prosperities. I don't want
them to know about this development. If they do, they will not allow me to
do what i am trying to do.

Presently i am sick and my Doctor told me that I would not live for the next
three months due to blood cancer illness and stroke which is now paralyzing
me. Although i do not fear death, because its one price all of us most pay
one day. I am glad making this contact my self while I am still alive by
Gods Grace if fulfilled will give me peace.

Hoping to hearing from you through my email address so that we can arrange
to get the $8,500.000 Million Dollars to your possession.

Remain blessed.

Rhulekana Phirl

I WANT YOUR CO-OPERATION




Anyone ever get emails like this?

I like to point out the fact he has a yahoo.co.uk address and he said 'I am a Citizen of Zimbabwean.'

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by eggmayo
Rhulekana Rhirl <[email protected]>
More options 00:51 (9 hours ago)

From: Mr. Rhulekana E. Phirl
Email: [email protected]
Email: [email protected]

RE: $8.500.000.00 Million Dollars.

It is my humble pleasure to write you this letter irrespective of the fact
that we do not know each other, I wish the will of God to be done and
achieved through you, I got your contact from my search in the internet.
After my prayers out of the nine contact persons I got, my inner mind spirit
was lifted and lead to get in touch with you first, I believe that I have
the right person.

I am a Citizen of Zimbabwean. My parents where married for 13 years without
a child, then I was adopted into the family. I am the only Adopted son of my
parents before they died. My parents died five months ago as a result of a
car accident.

When my father was alive he deposited the sum of $8.5 Million (Eight
Million, Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars) in a Security and Finance
Savings Company Abroad. I am the only person in their family that knows
about the deposited money. Beside my late father has told me in confidential
that the fund should be my inheritance.

I took this decision based on the ministration I had in my dream, where I
saw my self bringing laughter to the soul and faces of lots of strangers
outside my Region/Country, after thoughts I came to a conclusion to
sacrifice the money in the security company to an external
person/individual. For it says our reward shall be great in haven when we
give or lender help to a stranger or somebody whom we expect nothing back in
return.

I want you to use this money to fund Evangelism, Orphanages, and as well
benefit your self by keeping 20% of the total money for your own personal
needs. For the hands that labour shall be watered. The Bible made us to
understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.

Since the death of my parents my fathers relations started treating me as an
outcast and has taking total control of my parent prosperities. I don't want
them to know about this development. If they do, they will not allow me to
do what i am trying to do.

Presently i am sick and my Doctor told me that I would not live for the next
three months due to blood cancer illness and stroke which is now paralyzing
me. Although i do not fear death, because its one price all of us most pay
one day. I am glad making this contact my self while I am still alive by
Gods Grace if fulfilled will give me peace.

Hoping to hearing from you through my email address so that we can arrange
to get the $8,500.000 Million Dollars to your possession.

Remain blessed.

Rhulekana Phirl

I WANT YOUR CO-OPERATION




Anyone ever get emails like this?

I like to point out the fact he has a yahoo.co.uk address and he said 'I am a Citizen of Zimbabwean.'


shifty I replied to one with my bank details and now I am a millionaire!!!!!!

Clovie
having account on yachoo.co.uk doesn't mean that the preson lives in UK erm

Imperial_Samura
Snort. My bank accounts a box of nuggets in my freezer (not really, but it would be cool if it was. Hheheheh, sorry, don't hurt me)

And $8.5 Million? At least they could try to make it believable for their prospective scammees. I mean, isn't that like Zimbabwe's entire economy?

Of course if I wasn't convinced it was a scam by this point I would by this guys religious perseverance. He lives in one of the more disadvantaged areas of the world, lost his parents, and has come down with "blood cancer illness and stroke." Most people would be giving up after that.

eggmayo
Originally posted by Clovie
having account on yachoo.co.uk doesn't mean that the preson lives in UK erm
It means you have clicked United Kingdowm in the selection box and have a UK IP address.

Clovie
just checked. you can get a .co.uk adress while not being in UK.

eggmayo
Wouldn't let me get anything other than a .co.uk about a year back, when I last used Yahoo

Kosta
My name is Habash-Babash Handi-Lubabikaka.... yadda yadda.

I believe it. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Kosta
My name is Habash-Babash Handi-Lubabikaka.... yadda yadda.

I believe it. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Do replying with my bank details made me a millionaire smile

eggmayo
MY DEAR,

YES I AM A ZIMBABWEAN, IF YOU CAN DO THIS FOR HUMANITY GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR ME TO CALL YOU AND THEN I CAN GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS FOR YOU TO COME AND SEE ME FACE TO FACE SO THAT AFTER THE MEETING I CAN HAND YOU OVER THE DOCUMENTS AND AS WELL MAKE THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP ON YOUR BEHALF TO ENABLE YOU VISIT THE SECURITY COMPANY AND BE ABLE TO CLAIN THE FUNDS.

I WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY

RHULEKANA

Trickster
You emailed back?!

So now he'll give all his spammer friends your email address... Smooth. Maybe you should give your phone number now...?

Ron Jeremy
Itis the spelling mistakes in them that make me laugh.

eggmayo
Originally posted by Trickster
You emailed back?!

So now he'll give all his spammer friends your email address... Smooth. Maybe you should give your phone number now...?
I like to report them to internet watchgroups.

jaden101

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Trickster
You emailed back?!

So now he'll give all his spammer friends your email address... Smooth. Maybe you should give your phone number now...?

How else can you expect Mr Abdul Ameka of the "International HSBC" bank of Guyanna to give me my millions shifty you should try it smile

Inspectah Deck
laughing out loud

Darth Revan
Apparently a few people have actually responded to those things and somehow ended up in African prisons.

What my dad tells me anyways.

eggmayo
Wow, you can use the internet and be that stupid?

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by eggmayo
Wow, you can use the internet and be that stupid?

apparently roll eyes (sarcastic)

eggmayo
Some appropriate smilie usage you got there stick out tongue

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by eggmayo
Some appropriate smilie usage you got there stick out tongue

thanks smile

GCG
I remeber a guy who devoted a lot of his free time to catch the scammers at www.scambait.com.

One of the funniest correspondences was called Willy Wonka and the great nigerian e-mail scam. So here it is. It must have been the funniest exchanges i ever read.

http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3152

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by GCG
I remeber a guy who devoted a lot of his free time to catch the scammers at www.scambait.com.

One of the funniest correspondences was called Willy Wonka and the great nigerian e-mail scam. So here it is. It must have been the funniest exchanges i ever read.

http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3152

laughing

smile

Trickster
That's a classic.

But still, I reckon it's a bad idea to reply to 'em.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Trickster
That's a classic.

But still, I reckon it's a bad idea to reply to 'em.

I have never replied to one although after reading that I will create a new email to do just that - imitation is the sincerest flattery.

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