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what different ways do you know of to let someone know you want to shag them?

"I WANNA LICK YOU UP AND DOWN!!!"

Thats always a way.

"lets play hide the sausage."

Or when they're sleeping strip them naked and lay on top of them and wait 'till they wake up.

"i wanna slip my file into your folder."

LETS **** BABY!

How about you bend over baby and I slip my in your.

How about we let the bear out of its cage and put it in the forest.

"let me put my letter in your envelope."

How about we see what the sex ed teacher was talking about.

Let me park my big rig in your garage naughty

How about just take their clothes off while kissing?
Clever, eh?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
"lets play hide the sausage."

Lets play "Suck My *****"

Or simply..

"Lets schwing!"
or
"Hey, come f*** me!"
It's as easy as that!

I want to dip my head in oil and rub it all over your body.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I want to dip my head in oil and rub it all over your body.
droolio

I've cum to read your meter - IT works for Ron Jeremy everytime - year baby

The only reason Ron Jeremy is so Legendary its because he has been in the industry for soo long... And gives hope to the average men that are not so attractive. If you can call that hope.

His words not mine.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
The only reason Ron Jeremy is so Legendary its because he has been in the industry for soo long... And gives hope to the average men that are not so attractive. If you can call that hope.

His words not mine.

Yes I am a Legend and I give you all hope - I've come to fix your meter

Yeah Baby

didnt he have a yaya that was like 9 inches when limp

how would that even fit?

supposedly he was famous for being very well endowed

and what do you mean how would that even fit? fit in his pants or fit in a girl?

Jonny Holmes had the big cock hence the title "King Dong"

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
how would that even fit?

I'll show you baby.

"Lets have an cherry eating contest!"

Let's pop some cherries!

"Lets go over the threshold"

That oufits very becoming on you...of course if i was on you id be cumming too naughty

( ur not gonna get this cuz its an ROTC thing but it never makes me quit laughing whe n a guy says it )) Im at attention on deck and requesting permission to enter, ma'am.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
supposedly he was famous for being very well endowed

and what do you mean how would that even fit? fit in his pants or fit in a girl?

its the all the herbs and penis pumps.

both i guess. can't really cover that up can you?

and besides, wouldn't that hurt?

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
( ur not gonna get this cuz its an ROTC thing but it never makes me quit laughing whe n a guy says it )) Im at attention on deck and requesting permission to enter, ma'am.

I get it. And I don't think ive seen ROTC.

attention on deck = A stiff one

requesting permission to enter = Wanting to go inside the woman

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
its the all the herbs and penis pumps.

both i guess. can't really cover that up can you?

and besides, wouldn't that hurt?

And what are these herbs called?

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
Im at attention on deck and requesting permission to enter, ma'am.

best one i've heard yet!

Originally posted by Bloigen
And what are these herbs called?

i'm the wrong person to ask.

hey, wanna do some sparring

you naughty girl, go to bed right now for a spankin'

Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Yes I am a Legend and I give you all hope - I've come to fix your meter

Yeah Baby
riiiiight....and i really have a lightsaber on my belt.

okay a girl can say this to a guy. "Bad boy! go to my room"

a guy can say to a girl "Jump onto my rocket cause I am ready to blast, I don't know where I am going but I am going there fast" ...sorry, we had to sing a Jazz song like that once in school. It wasn't meant to be dirty but of course thats how a bunch of high schoolers take it.

"save a horse, ride a cowboy" naughty

"lets make babies.....or just practice".

"the snake wants to go in the garden"

"stick it in!!!"

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
its the all the herbs and penis pumps.

both i guess. can't really cover that up can you?

and besides, wouldn't that hurt?

I'd think so...

At any rate, I'd prefer to let my actions speak, as opposed to words

or "I wanna zoom zoom in your boom boom"

"take a ride on my broom"

"Lets slip and slide"

"lets play hide and seek"

"Jump start my car baby!"

"i am a master of the horizontal mambo-shall we dance?"

"Could you spark my plug? "

"Let's mingle"

"lets do the pelvic thrust."

"would you like a lolly?"

"wanna go for a ride?"

"light my fire"

"lick my love pump"
spinal tap, anyone?

"lets get it on" although thats kind of a boring saying.

"Im hungry ; lets get a boloni taco for 2"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
"lets get it on" although thats kind of a boring saying.
not if it works.

"I wanna sex you up"

"wanna play porn stars?"

"I am the lock, you got the key....lets get to work sherlock"

"Wanna make me scream?? or "Bet I can make you scream"

eye "I'll show the reason the call me Captain Hook Yeaaaarrrrrr"

Originally posted by GCG
eye "I'll show the reason the call me Captain Hook Yeaaaarrrrrr"
lemme guess...then you ask to swab the poop deck?

"wanna joust?"

Originally posted by mysterio69
lemme guess...then you ask to swab the poop deck?

No. I'll show my peg-leg. (thats not really a peg-leg)

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
"wanna joust?"
that sorta only would work with 2 guys...or a guy and a girl with a strap-on.

a guy could say "want some hard candy?"

Originally posted by mysterio69
that sorta only would work with 2 guys...or a guy and a girl with a strap-on.

yeah, I was thinking only wanna jouster..maybe I should of said "Want me to show you how I Joust?"

or..."can i stab you with my sword?"

Originally posted by mysterio69
or..."can i stab you with my sword?"

Careful ; you dont want to be stabbing any shit with it.

"i know a game that involves a bat and some balls...and it ain't baseball, baby!"

i know, i know...pretty sad, eh?

"Let's dance the horizontal polka."

Originally posted by GCG
Careful ; you dont want to be stabbing any shit with it.
guh?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"Let's dance the horizontal polka."
already done, kenobi..cept i used mambo...it's more sensual. polka's kinda goofy. but to each his own, i guess.

Originally posted by mysterio69
already done, kenobi..cept i used mambo...it's more sensual. polka's kinda goofy. but to each his own, i guess.

I didn't bother reading the thread.

My location actually is another way to do it.

"Love Orbs, Horizontal Polka" aka Titty ****ing

Originally posted by mysterio69
or..."can i stab you with my sword?"

whats the term for the things the swords are put in, like the covering? ..I cant remember the exact term. because you could say

"let me slip my sword into ____"

A Sheath

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I didn't bother reading the thread.

My location actually is another way to do it.

"Love Orbs, Horizontal Polka" aka Titty ****ing

I remember when we came up with that on MSN

Originally posted by GCG
A Sheath

thanks

okay here is the saying now: "Let me slip my sword into your sheath"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
thanks

okay here is the saying now: "Let me slip my sword into your sheath"

How about we slip in the sheets and you can look for the sword ?

or, let me put my gun into your holster.
or, let me park my limo in your garage...and then back up and park again...and again...

Originally posted by mysterio69
or, let me put my gun into your holster.
or, let me park my limo in your garage...and then back up and park again...and again...

until you run out of gas

Originally posted by GCG
How about we slip in the sheets and you can look for the sword ?

that one is good too.



how about "Lets play pirates, let me hide the treasure"

Originally posted by GCG
until you run out of gas
or i pop a gasket. what the hell am i talking about?

"let me decorate your belly like a birthday cake."
hmmm...pg-13?

"I hope you like your ice cream hard served"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
that one is good too.



how about "Lets play pirates, let me hide the treasure"

"I must be hunting for treasure casue im digging your chest"

"Who wants to play with my lightsaber?"

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"Who wants to play with my lightsaber?"
finally, a star wars reference.
"let me put my boba fett in your sarlacc pit."

Originally posted by GCG
"I must be hunting for treasure casue im digging your chest"




"let me dig deep, I know where the treasure is at" or "I am gonna have to dig deep to get to the treasure"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
riiiiight....and i really have a lightsaber on my belt.

i do

but back to the topic, i know it sounds bad but i was on a first date and she goes, he wanna come in and watch tv? i was like sure. by the time i knew it she explained that the remote didnt work and the only tv was in her room. a bunch of cloths in the corner later hey, that remote probably worked... i feel so cheap but happy at the same time.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"Who wants to play with my lightsaber?"

ANd Ken takes the lead!

Originally posted by Raven Guardia



"let me dig deep, I know where the treasure is at" or "I am gonna have to dig deep to get to the treasure"
or...you could put an X in whip cream near the treasure...cuz X marks the spot. man, what an idea.

"Can I bullseye my womprats in your bagger's canyon? "

Originally posted by mysterio69
or...you could put an X in whip cream near the treasure...cuz X marks the spot. man, what an idea.




ken said about a light saber. well go the HP way and say "Wanna play with my wand" (I already did a broom one a few pages back)

"Is that a wookie in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

"can i be your drill sargeant? cuz i'm standing at attention."

i shall use the force on you...and by force, i mean my d*ck.

what i got i wanna take and put it in ya!!!

"Lets play cops and robbers....I will rob of your virginity, and you can arrest me and give me a strip search"

i wanna turn your cherry pie right into jam

*motions a girl over to him with his finger*

"I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2."

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*motions a girl over to him with his finger*

"I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2."
smooth, kenobi...real smooth.

Originally posted by mysterio69
smooth, kenobi...real smooth.

swank

gotta agree with you there.

and, after a night of failed attempts, theres always "baby, i'll leave you alone if ya just let me bone ya."
you never know...

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"Who wants to play with my lightsaber?"

*runs to change sig*

how about

"let me sharpen my pencil"

lemme drive my train into yer tunnel

"let Mr.Weeny, hide in the cave"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
"let Mr.Weeny, hide in the cave"

"journey to the centre of the earth" naughty

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
"let Mr.Weeny, hide in the cave"
mr. weeny? ...

it must be that guy from Frankfurt. He travels between buns.

"I need a place to stay for the night...how about between your legs?"

"lets practice gynecology...it'll be interesting"

Originally posted by -hh-
"journey to the centre of the earth" naughty

becareful, its get hotter as you near the core

Originally posted by mysterio69
mr. weeny? ...

or what ever name you give to your man friend.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
becareful, its get hotter as you near the core



or what ever name you give to your man friend.

Mine's George...I named it that when I was 2 or 3 I think. I don't know why.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
becareful, its get hotter as you near the core



or what ever name you give to your man friend.

the general.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Mine's George...I named it that when I was 2 or 3 I think. I don't know why.


George Bush

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
George Bush
you call yours george bush? cripes. republican?

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
becareful, its get hotter as you near the core



or what ever name you give to your man friend.

naughty

Originally posted by mysterio69
you call yours george bush? cripes. republican?

no no no....Ken said he called his george, so if he bangs a chick it becomes George Bush .

btw- I am not a republican and never would name my area such a ghastly name.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
no no no....Ken said he called his george, so if he bangs a chick it becomes George Bush .

btw- I am not a republican and never would name my area such a ghastly name.
phew...so what do you name your area?

"i got a great idea, lets see if you can moan just like your sister"

Originally posted by mysterio69
phew...so what do you name your area?

Honestly I never gave it a name.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Honestly I never gave it a name. can i name it?

Originally posted by -hh-
"i got a great idea, lets see if you can moan just like your sister"

if a guy ever said that to me, I would slap him across the face...besides I don't have a sis. Only a bro....something your hiding from us HH?

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
if a guy ever said that to me, I would slap him across the face...besides I don't have a sis. Only a bro....something your hiding from us HH?

only for the fact im HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET

Originally posted by -hh-
can i name it?

I am afriad to answer that.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I am afriad to answer that.

i wasn't realllyy expecting an answer

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Honestly I never gave it a name.
awww...that's sad. what about...taloola?

Originally posted by mysterio69
awww...that's sad. what about...taloola? that name is already taken. it's #421 on my "gave it a name list of girls". trust me, find another name

Originally posted by -hh-
only for the fact im HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET

you wish.

Originally posted by -hh-
i wasn't realllyy expecting an answer

well expect the unexpected

Originally posted by mysterio69
awww...that's sad. what about...taloola?
lol, nah.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I am afriad to answer that.
I would be too lol

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
you wish.



well expect the unexpected


lol, nah.

hmm expect the unexpected

so if i expect you not to jump in my pants

than the unexpected will occur causing you to immediatley jump in my pants

that has to be the greatest philosophy

wanna try it out?

Originally posted by -hh-
that name is already taken. it's #421 on my "gave it a name list of girls". trust me, find another name



ummm...petunia?

Originally posted by mysterio69
ummm...petunia?

sorry thats #92395023

but it's spelled Petunnia though, so petunia might be available.

Originally posted by -hh-
hmm expect the unexpected

so if i expect you not to jump in my pants

than the unexpected will occur causing you to immediatley jump in my pants

that has to be the greatest philosophy

wanna try it out?

see you expect that by not expecting me to jump in your pants, that unexpected will happen and I will...your still expecting it to happen and unexpectly it wont.

Originally posted by mysterio69
ummm...petunia?
..no

Originally posted by Coldfire
I would be too lol

fear

Perhaps intercourse is in order...

Lets hop on te good ffoot and do the bad thing.

"you wanna play my skin flute?"

"can i take a swim in you? i wont stay in too long cuz i dont want to look like a prune"

why would you look like a prune? maybe you should see a doctor. the goal is to stay as long as you can...

Originally posted by mysterio69
why would you look like a prune? maybe you should see a doctor. the goal is to stay as long as you can...

i know but i ran out of things to say how about this:

"i lost my pants, can i hide my ____ in your _____ so no one thinks im naked"

Your Ass Is looking a bit Dry, want me to Moistion* it up a Bit?


* Donno how to spell it

"I stick it in your pot? OK ?"

Originally posted by -hh-
i know but i ran out of things to say how about this:

"i lost my pants, can i hide my ____ in your _____ so no one thinks im naked"



that one is funny


what about "let me slide my hotdog into your buns"

"it's cold out here, can i come in your cave?"

"Let's make like Glade and Plug It In, Plug It In!"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
that one is funny


what about "let me slide my hotdog into your buns"

Originally posted by Masrix
Your Ass Is looking a bit Dry, want me to Moistion* it up a Bit?


* Donno how to spell it
soooo...you like dry asses? hmmm...you must frequent the retirement home singles night.

Originally posted by GCG
"I stick it in your pot? OK ?"

or "your the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow, make this leprechaun happy"

Originally posted by Masrix
Your Ass Is looking a bit Dry, want me to Moistion* it up a Bit?


* Donno how to spell it

Cant spell it ? Take half 'spell' and half 'it' and you Spit.

Originally posted by GCG
Cant spell it ? Take half 'spell' and half 'it' and you Spit.

I never knew.

"lets do it like the Nike commercial"

" Lets **** "

Originally posted by -hh-
"lets do it like the Nike commercial"

or Gatorade "Is it in you?"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
or Gatorade "Is it in you?"



"i was adopted....so you wanna have sex?"