Bum Sex

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Ron Jeremy
Would you do it to someone or have it done to you or neither, open to boys and girls.

Leo.M
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Bloigen
11 minutes.

Syren
This really won't be open for long roll eyes (sarcastic)

Bloigen
I'll give it ten minutes.

Ron Jeremy
Why its a question using no obscene words surely even though the subject matter is adult the way its cached is pg 13 more than wildest sexual positions.

smile

Slay

Syren
It's not PG13 my dear... it's still illegal in a lot of countries.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Syren
It's not PG13 my dear... it's still illegal in a lot of countries.

is that right smile and we are only talking about it smile

Syren
That's true... but I don't make the rules smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Syren
That's true... but I don't make the rules smile

true enough - what are your thoughts on it Syren smile are you into it or not? do you judge those that are?

Bloigen
Sodomy is wrong in most parts of Africa, Asia, Eastern Europe.
Although it's welcomed with warm arms in San Francisco.

Bloigen
Syren You're an attention starved, attention whore, way more arrogant than I could ever possibly dream of becoming, add to that the quality of a hypocrite who never thinks before she speaks then gets upset and retreats into a shell when she's shown how much of an ass she's made of herself. Someone who only likes people when they like her back and turns on them as soon as they stop playing along with her endless games of attention grabbing and false-wannabe divahood.

_Sanctuary_
no expression This thread isn't dead yet? no expression

hotsauce6548
What the f**k?

Leo.M
no expression

eggmayo
I dont get it.

yahman
what the punishment for Annul, where it is banned ?

Syren
Originally posted by Bloigen
Syren You're an attention starved, attention whore, way more arrogant than I could ever possibly dream of becoming, add to that the quality of a hypocrite who never thinks before she speaks then gets upset and retreats into a shell when she's shown how much of an ass she's made of herself. Someone who only likes people when they like her back and turns on them as soon as they stop playing along with her endless games of attention grabbing and false-wannabe divahood.

Thanks, thanks very much. Checked out my profile, hmm? Thought you were being funny, did you?

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Syren
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
true enough - what are your thoughts on it Syren smile are you into it or not? do you judge those that are?

I don't give a toss either way to be honest. Each to their own, and I wouldn't reveal my personal experiences online if you paid me.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Syren
Thanks, thanks very much. Checked out my profile, hmm? Thought you were being funny, did you?

no expression

Sorry no expression

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Syren
I don't give a toss either way to be honest. Each to their own, and I wouldn't reveal my personal experiences online if you paid me.

oh go on your a girl - you know has anyone said they'd love you if you did?

Clovie
Originally posted by Bloigen
Syren You're an attention starved, attention whore, way more arrogant than I could ever possibly dream of becoming, add to that the quality of a hypocrite who never thinks before she speaks then gets upset and retreats into a shell when she's shown how much of an ass she's made of herself. Someone who only likes people when they like her back and turns on them as soon as they stop playing along with her endless games of attention grabbing and false-wannabe divahood. I wanna say that it is not truth. huh


and it sounds AC-like huh

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Bloigen
Sorry no expression

So are you a giver or a taker mate? or are you not into it at all smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Clovie
I wanna say that it is not truth. huh

Clovie what are your thoughts on Bum Sex my dear smile

Syren
Originally posted by Bloigen
Sorry no expression

laughing

I was kidding... if it bothered me in the slightest I'd never have put it into my profile wink

Syren
Originally posted by Clovie
I wanna say that it is not truth. huh


and it sounds AC-like huh

That's because he copied and pasted it from my profile, it's AC's quote hug

Bloigen
Originally posted by Clovie
I wanna say that it is not truth. huh


and it sounds AC-like huh

It was AC look at Syren's trophy.

Clovie
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Clovie what are your thoughts on Bum Sex my dear smile none at all.



Originally posted by Syren
That's because he copied and pasted it from my profile, it's AC's quote hug hug
Originally posted by Bloigen
It was AC look at Syren's trophy.


explains everything

Bloigen
Originally posted by Syren
laughing

I was kidding... if it bothered me in the slightest I'd never have put it into my profile wink

I suppose no expression

Leo.M
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Clovie what are your thoughts on Bum Sex my dear smile

OMG eek! you remind me of PXM no expression

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Syren
laughing

I was kidding... if it bothered me in the slightest I'd never have put it into my profile wink
where going very off topic guys smile

lets get to the bottom of things, none of you seem that anal smile

Syren
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
oh go on your a girl - you know has anyone said they'd love you if you did?

yes Of course... and I told them I didn't particularly want that type of love, bribery and deceit is hardly a decent foundation.

And what has my being a girl got to do with anything? confused

Bloigen
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
So are you a giver or a taker mate? or are you not into it at all smile

WTF's wrong with people *mumbles*

Syren
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
lets get to the bottom of things, none of you seem that anal smile

laughing That was quite funny... ninja

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Bloigen
WTF's wrong with people *mumbles*

I'm sorry I didn't get that smile which is it

Bloigen
Originally posted by Syren
yes Of course... and I told them I didn't particularly want that type of love, bribery and deceit is hardly a decent foundation.

And what has my being a girl got to do with anything? confused

*Puts money back in wallet*

Syren
eek!

I'll have the money... and you can have my respect eyes

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Syren
yes Of course... and I told them I didn't particularly want that type of love, bribery and deceit is hardly a decent foundation.

And what has my being a girl got to do with anything? confused

Bribery and deciet - think back to your first time shifty Many girls like "that" kind of love if you go on the same web sites as me smile

We have lots of Sociologists and Psychologists here, has anyone got a degree in Rectology? smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Syren
eek!

I'll have the money... and you can have my respect eyes

I'll still respect you Syren shifty

Syren
OMFG... get the hell out of here you emo'tard tongue12

Bloigen
Ron Jeremy are you like 9, 10, 5?

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Bloigen
Ron Jeremy are you like 9, 10, 5?

No are you?

Syren
I think he's more likely to be 47 with a bald head, a beer belly and a constantly flaccid penis. Also, his wife's probably sleeping with his brother and his daughter hates him because she knows how he really looks at her. Plus, these websites he frequents, they're all promoting child porn, and beastiality.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Syren
I think he's more likely to be 47 with a bald head, a beer belly and a constantly flaccid penis. Also, his wife's probably sleeping with his brother and his daughter hates him because she knows how he really looks at her. Plus, these websites he frequents, they're all promoting child porn, and beastiality.

My pic is on the members official list as Whirlysplat check it out smile

Why get abusive smile just relax

Bloigen
Originally posted by Syren
I think he's more likely to be 47 with a bald head, a beer belly and a constantly flaccid penis. Also, his wife's probably sleeping with his brother and his daughter hates him because she knows how he really looks at her. Plus, these websites he frequents, they're all promoting child porn, and beastiality.

laughing out loud Don't forget scat and gay porn, he probably loves them to.

Syren
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
My pic is on the members official list as Whirlysplat check it out smile

Why get abusive smile just relax

AAAGH... Oh my god, Whirly? You're hilarious eek!

I should have guessed, you always use the damn smile smilies.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Bloigen
laughing out loud Don't forget scat and gay porn, he probably loves them to.

strangly no - but I don't judge you on your taste why the personal abuse, no one has been rude to you. smile

Bloigen
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
My pic is on the members official list as Whirlysplat check it out smile

Yeh, and my pic is on the members official list as Lil'Gilraen check it out smile.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
strangly no - but I don't judge you on your taste why the personal abuse, no one has been rude to you. smile

Go register for some more beastiality scat.

Syren
Whirly, or Ron J, as you so obviously prefer to be called, why the bum sex thread?

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Syren
AAAGH... Oh my god, Whirly? You're hilarious eek!

I should have guessed, you always use the damn smile smilies.

smile thank you

eggmayo
There are no pictures under Whirlysplat. Much as I wanted to edit it.

Syren
Really? Maybe because he's called Ron Jeremy... do they change?

His name was Whirlysplatt with a capital W and two t's. And also whirlysplat in lower case...

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Syren
Whirly, or Ron J, as you so obviously prefer to be called, why the bum sex thread?

just to see how long it will stay open and see how people react to it really.

The name change is always a good trick for a bit of fun - It I post as Whirly no one reacts they just go oh its Whirly up to his tricks..... so Ron Jeremy it is smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by eggmayo
There are no pictures under Whirlysplat. Much as I wanted to edit it.

Its in the GDF it might be under any of the ways I've spelt Whirlysplat its in the Strength thread as well

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Syren
Really? Maybe because he's called Ron Jeremy... do they change?

His name was Whirlysplatt with a capital W and two t's. And also whirlysplat in lower case...

Its under one of these

Mr _Whirlysplat, Gandhi_of_KMC, Whurlysplat, Princess Diana, Whirlysplatt, whirlysplat, Kuntz

Bloigen
I change my name when I've annoyed too many people and they're out for my blood.

hotsauce6548
Originally posted by Syren
Thanks, thanks very much. Checked out my profile, hmm? Thought you were being funny, did you?

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Bloigen just got freakin owned. no expression

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/562/owned7qu.jpg

eggmayo
Originally posted by Syren
Really? Maybe because he's called Ron Jeremy... do they change?

His name was Whirlysplatt with a capital W and two t's. And also whirlysplat in lower case...
There's http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=5320817

Syren
Y'know, I don't recognise any of your previous usernames Bloigen, you can't have annoyed me big grin

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Bloigen
I change my name when I've annoyed too many people and they're out for my blood.

hmm it doesn't work well on here as people just check out your profile smile

Syren
smile

Bloigen
Originally posted by Syren
Y'know, I don't recognise any of your previous usernames Bloigen, you can't have annoyed me big grin

I didn't come to the OTF till the reign of HBK.

Syren
What was your name before that?

Bloigen
I was Ricardogd then Cletus_Kasady then HBK.


I'm sticking with Bloigen though.

Ron Jeremy
I remember Cletus Kasady you used to go to the comics forum

Bloigen
Ricardogd is sort of my name. My names Ricardo Garcia Rodriguez and I meant a not a d. That's why I changed that.
Then I was into Spiderman which I got bored of.
Then I was into WWE which I got bored of.
Then I switched to Bloigen which is a word I made up and is part of the Language Bloigen Shploigen! Which Stephen(my friend) and I made up but it's only words end in oigen and it's just when you're bored you shout it out and make yourself look weird and make a couple of people laugh.

I only went into detail here because i'm going to put this into my biography.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Bloigen
Ricardogd is sort of my name. My names Ricardo Garcia Rodriguez and I meant a not a d. That's why I changed that.
Then I was into Spiderman which I got bored of.
Then I was into WWE which I got bored of.
Then I switched to Bloigen which is a word I made up and is part of the Language Bloigen Shploigen! Which Stephen(my friend) and I made up but it's only words end in oigen and it's just when you're bored you shout it out and make yourself look weird and make a couple of people laugh.

I only went into detail here because i'm going to put this into my biography.

and your saying this in the Bum Sex thread smile

eggmayo
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
and your saying this in the Bum Sex thread smile
Figures.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by eggmayo
Figures.

smile

Bloigen
evil face

Scoobless
i don't see why this thread should be closed.... i've never participated in it..... but, as a heterosexual male, i'm not opposed to it

xyz jedi
does saddamy (bum sex) give you pooey bell end??? no expression

party coming on 1,000,000th post game when reaches 1,000th post needs help!

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Scoobless
i don't see why this thread should be closed.... i've never participated in it..... but, as a heterosexual male, i'm not opposed to it

I agree despite being a hetero male and having given it a few times - whoops I'm going to hell smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by xyz jedi
does saddamy (bum sex) give you pooey bell end??? no expression

party coming on 1,000,000th post game when reaches 1,000th post needs help!

not if you wear a condom smile

eggmayo
Sodomy, for future reference.

Bloigen
Originally posted by xyz jedi
does saddamy (bum sex) give you pooey bell end??? no expression

party coming on 1,000,000th post game when reaches 1,000th post needs help!

1. It's Sodomy not saddamy.
2. A Bell End is an Ass.
3. Who ****ing Cares About Your shit party.

Scoobless
I haven't yet earned my "Brown Wings"

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Scoobless
I haven't yet earned my "Brown Wings"

roll eyes (sarcastic)

You will fly soon enough scoobs smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by eggmayo
Sodomy, for future reference.

is a sin smile

Bloigen
I've ****ed a girls ass.

(Just Thought I Would Add)

Scoobless
funnily enough an ex of mine had no problems with threesomes (the good kind.... 2 girls big grin ) but wouldn't do anal.....not that i was bothered either way... she just decided to tell me one day even though i had never brought it up

lol

eggmayo
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
is a sin smile
Only if you believe in religion.

LethalFemme
ewwwww

Myth
When I read this I figured it was a spin off of bum fights.

xyz jedi

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Scoobless
funnily enough an ex of mine had no problems with threesomes (the good kind.... 2 girls big grin ) but wouldn't do anal.....not that i was bothered either way... she just decided to tell me one day even though i had never brought it up

lol

no but its nice to have the option on the table if you want it. smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
ewwwww


So your not into it then smile

Scoobless
Originally posted by LethalFemme
ewwwww


have you ever.....?

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ultimate Rage
ofcourse she did whistle

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Ultimate Rage
ofcourse she did whistle

is she prepared to tell us about it C17

Scoobless
Originally posted by Ultimate Rage
ofcourse she did whistle

I know.... but i want her to admit it.... evil face

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Scoobless
have you ever.....?

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Rage was kind enough to let me use a strap on on him so yeah i did. wink

Ultimate Rage
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
is she prepared to tell us about it C17

who knows..i sure aint asking her bub.. evil face

Ultimate Rage
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Rage was kind enough to let me use a strap on on him so yeah i did. wink

sick sick sick sick

xyz jedi
Originally posted by LethalFemme
ewwwww I love your sig! give me a chance. *puts pillow over trousers*

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Rage was kind enough to let me use a strap on on him so yeah i did. wink

I see - did you ask him to squeal like a pig? or did he have the ball gag in place?

xyz jedi
Originally posted by Bloigen
A Bell End is an Ass. but it's bell shaped sorta and the end of your dick.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
I see - did you ask him to squeal like a pig? or did he have the ball gag in place?

I just smacked his a$$ and pulled his hair you know the usual........lol

Scoobless
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Rage was kind enough to let me use a strap on on him so yeah i did. wink

................interesting................ i hope you used plenty of lube

embarrasment

LethalFemme
Originally posted by xyz jedi
I love your sig! give me a chance. *puts pillow over trousers*

thanx

Ultimate Rage
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I just smacked his a$$ and pulled his hair you know the usual........lol

your friend wont be happy about it...... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by xyz jedi
but it's bell shaped sorta and the end of your dick.

yes it is smile hence "bell end" smile

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Scoobless
................interesting................ i hope you used plenty of lube

embarrasment

why? Rage is a man's man he doesn't need lube.........lol

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I just smacked his a$$ and pulled his hair you know the usual........lol

is he your "bytch"?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ultimate Rage
your friend wont be happy about it...... roll eyes (sarcastic)

true but she'll know i'm playing but, i'll stop wink

Ultimate Rage
Originally posted by LethalFemme
why? Rage is a man's man he doesn't need lube.........lol

ummm.......this is getting kindaa weird...... confused .in a ****en bad way.....

Scoobless
Originally posted by LethalFemme
why? Rage is a man's man he doesn't need lube.........lol

so you're saying rage is loose?

evil face

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Ultimate Rage
ummm.......this is getting kindaa weird...... confused .in a ****en bad way.....

Yes it is my friend yes

xyz jedi
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I just smacked his a$$ and pulled his hair you know the usual........lol can I do that to your sig

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ultimate Rage
ummm.......this is getting kindaa weird...... confused .in a ****en bad way.....

I know that's why i stopped but, i've never done anal.

xyz jedi
lethal femma, you girl???

LethalFemme
Originally posted by xyz jedi
can I do that to your sig

feel...........free......

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Scoobless
so you're saying rage is loose?

evil face

sick is it due to fisting?

Ultimate Rage
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know that's why i stopped but, i've never done anal.

good to know my dear.....

LethalFemme
Originally posted by xyz jedi
lethal femma, you girl???

you Tarzan me Jane...........lol

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know that's why i stopped but, i've never done anal.

Do you think you ever will smile

xyz jedi
Originally posted by LethalFemme
feel...........free...... droolio oops sorry bout the mess on her bed. Unless you like white stuff.q

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
sick is it due to fisting?

eek! and you were talking about me making it weird. roll eyes (sarcastic)

xyz jedi
Originally posted by LethalFemme
you Tarzan me Jane...........lol is your sig a lesbian? If so, can I watch!!! big grin

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Do you think you ever will smile

what's with the face.......wishful thinking?

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
eek! and you were talking about me making it weird. roll eyes (sarcastic)

yes Well is it? smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
what's with the face.......wishful thinking?

No I have my brown wings smile I'm Ron Jeremy

xyz jedi
sorry you guys but I can't keep up bye

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by xyz jedi
sorry you guys but I can't keep up bye

Don't worry the more practice the easier it becomes smile

xyz jedi
stupid


laughing out loud

Ultimate Rage
this is weird time for be to get back to my own domain.....

LethalFemme
bye ppl

xyz jedi
bye

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Ultimate Rage
this is weird time for be to get back to my own domain.....

seeya mate smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
bye ppl

smile bye

Lightningrod
Originally posted by Bloigen
Sodomy is wrong in most parts of Africa, Asia, Eastern Europe.
Although it's welcomed with warm arms in San Francisco.

And what the hell is that supposed to mean

sodomy is very common anywhere

GCG
This thread is really sweet. no expression

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by GCG
This thread is really sweet. no expression

I'm glad you like "bum sex" wink

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Lightningrod
And what the hell is that supposed to mean

sodomy is very common anywhere
its actually illegal in certain states yes

Darth Jello
not anymore, supreme court ruling said sodomy laws are illegal. take that, robert bork.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Darth Jello
not anymore, supreme court ruling said sodomy laws are illegal. take that, robert bork.

does Robert Bork "take it"?

Darth Jello
Robert Bork doesn't believe in a right to privacy and is basically a cross between hitler, leo strauss, and colonol sanders.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Darth Jello
Robert Bork doesn't believe in a right to privacy and is basically a cross between hitler, leo strauss, and colonol sanders.

I actually know who he is smile the comment was an attempt at an anal sex joke smile

Darth Jello
nah, i don't think bork likes it in the ear.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Darth Jello
nah, i don't think bork likes it in the ear.

OK then smile

Ms Flower
this is a weird thread and all I can think to post is this-----> erm

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Ms Flower
this is a weird thread and all I can think to post is this-----> erm

Don't be so tight, loosen up smile its easier that way smile

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Bloigen
Syren You're an attention starved, attention whore, way more arrogant than I could ever possibly dream of becoming, add to that the quality of a hypocrite who never thinks before she speaks then gets upset and retreats into a shell when she's shown how much of an ass she's made of herself. Someone who only likes people when they like her back and turns on them as soon as they stop playing along with her endless games of attention grabbing and false-wannabe divahood.

Oh, I thought you were describing me. erm

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Don't be so tight, loosen up smile its easier that way smile

You seem like you would be a pediphile. confused

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
You seem like you would be a pediphile. confused

not at all - your avy looks far more stereotypical of a "pedophile"

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
not at all - your avy looks far more stereotypical of a "pedophile"

Sorry, I don't know the stereotypes of pediphiles, but since you are such an expert, I guess you'd know.

Tired Hiker
Dude, were you banned or something?

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Sorry, I don't know the stereotypes of pediphiles, but since you are such an expert, I guess you'd know.

Funny I thought you had made an assumption about me sounding like pedophile - Although I never mentioned Children or used the word. Nope I'm no expert either - but as you brought it up - I thought you must be.

I'll take your word for it your not an expert.

smile

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