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Now Girls are deffintly like guys. I overhear lots of girls talk about guys and they talk just like guys. Now im sure they also want to hook up with guys sometimes with no strings attached.

now my question is this. What is the best way possible to get with a girl besides being drunk and all that, without having to take them out once or twice or even be intrested. just curious

Go buy a hooker.

oo real nice lance

Gamma Hydoxy Buterate or Rohypnol

So far, I myself haven't come across any women who don't want strings attached. Only those that I've been in relationships with before anything happened.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
So far, I myself haven't come across any women who don't want strings attached. Only those that I've been in relationships with before anything happened.

agreed actually

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
So far, I myself haven't come across any women who don't want strings attached. Only those that I've been in relationships with before anything happened.

You might be glad to meet my friend Lisa and I

Originally posted by Ladyluck
You might be glad to meet my friend Lisa and I

Personally, I don't want one night stands. I am only comfortable with those I've got a connection with. Not to mention you're jailbait.

Thanks

Ken Kenobi's use of multiple negatives is confusing isn't it... so he hasn't met many promiscuous girls?

Originally posted by shaber
Ken Kenobi's use of multiple negatives is confusing isn't it... so he hasn't met many promiscuous girls? Nope.

Originally posted by shaber
Ken Kenobi's use of multiple negatives is confusing isn't it... so he hasn't met many promiscuous girls?

Yeah, erm...I type faster than I think sometimes. No, I've never met someone who just wants me for sex.

Originally posted by DeNiro
Now Girls are deffintly like guys. I overhear lots of girls talk about guys and they talk just like guys. Now im sure they also want to hook up with guys sometimes with no strings attached.

now my question is this. What is the best way possible to get with a girl besides being drunk and all that, without having to take them out once or twice or even be intrested. just curious
Keyword...flirting.

Originally posted by shaber
Ken Kenobi's use of multiple negatives is confusing isn't it... so he hasn't met many promiscuous girls?

other way round

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Keyword...flirting.

yea thats good and all but see im trying to do as little work as possible.

Originally posted by DeNiro
yea thats good and all but see im trying to do as little work as possible.
Can I ask..why?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
So far, I myself haven't come across any women who don't want strings attached. Only those that I've been in relationships with before anything happened.

I'm all for sex buddies
So that's one then

Originally posted by DeNiro
yea thats good and all but see im trying to do as little work as possible.

Take off your shirt and flex your muscles...you can get any chick with those guns dude.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Take off your shirt and flex your muscles...you can get any chick with those guns dude.
droolio

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Take off your shirt and flex your muscles...you can get any chick with those guns dude.

Meh...I don't like guys who are all muscle-ly.

*jaw drops*

It's all about weddings! Girls love hooking up with guys at weddings! It's almost too easy.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
*jaw drops*

Muscle-y guys = ick. I don't care for it. I don't want to feel intimidated by him, you know?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
It's all about weddings! Girls love hooking up with guys at weddings! It's almost too easy.
Wedding Crasher!

Originally posted by Lana
Muscle-y guys = ick. I don't care for it. I don't want to feel intimidated by him, you know?
Nah, nah, I get ya. Im not much on those HUMONGOUS muscled guys who are all...icky and crap (DeNiro definately isnt one, but im just stating), But yeah. Normal sized guys are just as beautiful as well

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Wedding Crasher!

I have to see that movie. I heard it's based on some of my life adventures.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I have to see that movie. I heard it's based on some of my life adventures.

It's grand.

Girls love it when you tell them they look 'ravishing'. Trust me.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Girls love it when you tell them they look 'ravishing'. Trust me.
But they dont like it when you're just saying that to make them give you a big ol' smoocharoo.

a little mucle is ok but if its a lot.. its nasty

Is Big D back?
Did I miss the memo??
Wewt!

Originally posted by DeNiro
Now Girls are deffintly like guys. I overhear lots of girls talk about guys and they talk just like guys. Now im sure they also want to hook up with guys sometimes with no strings attached.

now my question is this. What is the best way possible to get with a girl besides being drunk and all that, without having to take them out once or twice or even be intrested. just curious

all right, deniro. here ya go. just whip it out. right there, you got a 50/50 chance. they'll either jump ya, or call the fuzz. so be prepared to zip up and run. and hey, you're welcome.thumbsup

Originally posted by mysterio69
all right, deniro. here ya go. just whip it out. right there, you got a 50/50 chance. they'll either jump ya, or call the fuzz. so be prepared to zip up and run. and hey, you're welcome.thumbsup

or grab a gun and shoot it off.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
or grab a gun and shoot it off.
that's why i don't do that. i just encourage other people to.

Originally posted by mysterio69
that's why i don't do that. i just encourage other people to.


it would be a funny thing to see.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
it would be a funny thing to see.
...i see. well, i'd have to disagree with ya there. if you're gonna shoot a dude in the junk, you might as well kill him.
(note to self: never whip it out near raven guardia.)

Originally posted by mysterio69
...i see. well, i'd have to disagree with ya there. if you're gonna shoot a dude in the junk, you might as well kill him.
(note to self: never whip it out near raven guardia.)


or perhaps....it would be better to give him a little clipping. Say the use of a hedge clipper j/k. I wouldn't shoot a guy there either. I would start screaming and cause a bunch of drama so he gets arrested and known as a sex offender and then locked in jail. Then he have a bad name and have a hard time getting someone to willing sleep w/him.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
or perhaps....it would be better to give him a little clipping. Say the use of a hedge clipper j/k. I wouldn't shoot a guy there either. I would start screaming and cause a bunch of drama so he gets arrested and known as a sex offender and then locked in jail. Then he have a bad name and have a hard time getting someone to willing sleep w/him.
well, he probably won't have a hard time when he's in jail. ouch! that's gotta hoight!

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
But they dont like it when you're just saying that to make them give you a big ol' smoocharoo. I usually tell them that after the smoocharoo!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I usually tell them that after the smoocharoo!
Lol

Originally posted by mysterio69
all right, deniro. here ya go. just whip it out. right there, you got a 50/50 chance. they'll either jump ya, or call the fuzz. so be prepared to zip up and run. and hey, you're welcome.thumbsup


I LOVE UR IDEA. IM NOT JOKING That is by far the best answer i have heard.

Originally posted by DeNiro
Now Girls are deffintly like guys. I overhear lots of girls talk about guys and they talk just like guys. Now im sure they also want to hook up with guys sometimes with no strings attached.

now my question is this. What is the best way possible to get with a girl besides being drunk and all that, without having to take them out once or twice or even be intrested. just curious
heres some advice, D....
1. smile....i know from experience that you are far more approachable if you are smiling.
2. make them laugh.....if you can make a girl laugh on command, you have won half the battle.
3. dont do the tough guy thing......one thing a girl can see right through is a fake bad boy act.
4. honesty......if you are looking for a non commital relationship, tell her up front. she will appreciate the honesty, and, if she is down with it, things will go much easier.

Originally posted by Lana
Meh...I don't like guys who are all muscle-ly.

agreed. You don't want a guy who could crush you with one of his arms no2

lean and athletic, thats the best.

indeedles

DeNiro
Do some research on the following people and try to get what ever you can on there works..
Neil strauss
Mystery
David DeAngelo
Ross Jeffries

I believe they know a thing or 2 on getting girls...

I wish that there was just a girl code word that if you said it then u were set lol.

i never ever do the bad boy thing because i really havent been with a girl when ive gotten upset.

thats what I tried to hint you at...

Originally posted by Lana
Muscle-y guys = ick. I don't care for it. I don't want to feel intimidated by him, you know?
yeh i agree, i always tend to go for kinda skinny guys, mind you if you can get a guy whos not muscly, but still not all bony, just you know, normal, its soo much better, i love the fact they can pick you up, hehe

also, the majority of girls, if old enough, are well up for a one night stand once in a while, particularly if theyve just come outta a relationship or somehting n arent looking for anyone else for a while, you obv. havent met the right ones!

as for a code word, invent one, use it, n ull know when youve found me :P

Originally posted by DeNiro
Now Girls are deffintly like guys. I overhear lots of girls talk about guys and they talk just like guys. Now im sure they also want to hook up with guys sometimes with no strings attached.

now my question is this. What is the best way possible to get with a girl besides being drunk and all that, without having to take them out once or twice or even be intrested. just curious

there r plenty of gurlz who want guyz just 4 sex..........................u just have to find the right one...................

ask a1

Originally posted by Commando Queen
ask a1

me?

maby shifty

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Go buy a hooker.
hysterical

Originally posted by Commando Queen
maby shifty

seriously me?.........

Originally posted by Lana
Meh...I don't like guys who are all muscle-ly. my kind of woman....

all you gotta do is buy a bike pump........when well inflated, girls are easy...........you did mean blow-up girls right?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
So far, I myself haven't come across any women who don't want strings attached. Only those that I've been in relationships with before anything happened.


I'm telling you now my friends,ANY girl that has sex and does not want any strings attached is a VERY rare find indeed.

Originally posted by kmcdude
I'm telling you now my friends,ANY girl that has sex and does not want any strings attached is a VERY rare find indeed. and you know kmcdude has looked lmao

Originally posted by DeNiro
Now Girls are deffintly like guys. I overhear lots of girls talk about guys and they talk just like guys. Now im sure they also want to hook up with guys sometimes with no strings attached.

now my question is this. What is the best way possible to get with a girl besides being drunk and all that, without having to take them out once or twice or even be intrested. just curious You could be the girl's friend first...

Originally posted by La Vierge
You could be the girl's friend first... hes lazy verge.....he wants a f***buddy....you cant get that unless you have money and thats even if shes inflatable.

God i love guys...especially Matt.. o well why doesn't he get a hooker?

Originally posted by justjakk
hes lazy verge.....he wants a f***buddy....you cant get that unless you have money and thats even if shes inflatable.
you don't need money to have a f*ck-buddy.

Originally posted by La Vierge
God i love guys...especially Matt.. o well why doesn't he get a hooker? i guess its too much work for him....i hate guys who think they can look at a girl and she should disrobe for him.



Originally posted by mysterio69
you don't need money to have a f*ck-buddy. if you dont want to do something for it, you do. he wants a girl to fall into his hands.........its hard enough to get a girl by working for it....he wants one without anything.......i should draw him one and he could use his imagination.

just use your charm, man. girls like sex just as much as guys. and some girls want the sex, but don't want to have to deal with the guy too much.