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Ever Seen or Had one Of these, or think of one that would be funny or sad? Like for Example:

Guy is about to marry this pretty girl, gets down on one knee and when he says, "Will you marry me" You hear a squeaky fart.

It happens..........

when you're slidining into first, and you feel a little burst...diarrhea.

When you're driving in a Chevy, and you feel something heavy...diarrhea.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
When you're driving in a Chevy, and you feel something heavy...diarrhea.
My friend Sung that line in school for like a week

when you're climbing up a ladder, and your pants are getting fatter, diarrhea.

Originally posted by mysterio69
when you're climbing up a ladder, and your pants are getting fatter, diarrhea.

I always heard this one as...

"When you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter...diarrhea."

hmmm...that's odd. oh well, the end result is the same. the trots.

Originally posted by mysterio69
hmmm...that's odd. oh well, the end result is the same. the trots.

...the bubble gut.

man, i had that yesterday. what an ungodly smell.

If you go to the beach, and go swimming, but a wave knocks your clothes off and your keys were attached to your bathing suit.

You're making love with your lady, and the air that gets trapped between your bodies makes farting noises...what a way to break the mood.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You're making love with your lady, and the air that gets trapped between your bodies makes farting noises...what a way to break the mood.



You get a new puppy and the first thing it does when it gets into your house is pee on your Xbox 360.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You're making love with your lady, and the air that gets trapped between your bodies makes farting noises...what a way to break the mood.
you talking about queefs? or just the general wet smacking?

the whole diarrhea thing had me laughing really hard.

Originally posted by mysterio69
you talking about queefs? or just the general wet smacking?

No, not queefs and not the general smacking...just if you are together, air gets trapped between the bodies, and it escapes between the skin of your stomachs or whatever. It sounds like a fart.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
No, not queefs and not the general smacking...just if you are together, air gets trapped between the bodies, and it escapes between the skin of your stomachs or whatever. It sounds like a fart.

lol I heard of it before.

...until it happens to YOU!toot

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
No, not queefs and not the general smacking...just if you are together, air gets trapped between the bodies, and it escapes between the skin of your stomachs or whatever. It sounds like a fart.
meh. the sounds never bother me.

A Goog Moment gone Dreadful.


Getting cought Choking the one eyed Snake.

Originally posted by Masrix
A Goog Moment gone Dreadful.


Getting cought Choking the one eyed Snake.
ooohhh...that sucks. by your parents?
me, i never get caught. like a ninja.shuriken

Originally posted by mysterio69
ooohhh...that sucks. by your parents?
me, i never get caught. like a ninja.shuriken


Well, Not that bad..... Little Brother ran into my room and asked me how to do something in Halo 2 I ferget now but still lol

Originally posted by mysterio69
meh. the sounds never bother me.

If it's the slow, romantic sex...then it's bothersome.

Originally posted by Masrix
A Goog Moment gone Dreadful.


Getting cought Choking the one eyed Snake.

*Nelson voice* Ha Ha!

Originally posted by Masrix
Well, Not that bad..... Little Brother ran into my room and asked me how to do something in Halo 2 I ferget now but still lol
of course you forget, there was no blood in yer brain.

Originally posted by mysterio69
of course you forget, there was no blood in yer brain.

Pretty much

You Wake Up in the morning, you see the sun shining bright outside, you turn over and theres a dead horse head by you. That ruins your day

i thought i woke up beside a horse once. it was just an ugly girl.

Originally posted by mysterio69
i thought i woke up beside a horse once. it was just an ugly girl.

right... Why where you sleeping with an ugly girl to begin with buddy lol

ugly girls need love too, buddy. you just kinda regret it in the morning.

Originally posted by mysterio69
ugly girls need love too, buddy. you just kinda regret it in the morning.



Just Remember! Don't Drink and end up with a Girl looking like Cindy Crawford and is actually PeeWee Herman.
rockon

Im Awake. And I saw a Horse Head in my Bed

hmmm...sleeping with a horse's head eh? kinky boy.

Originally posted by mysterio69
hmmm...sleeping with a horse's head eh? kinky boy.

The head was very soft and cuddly.