What would you do for Bill Gates if he offered you a million bucks?

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Ron Jeremy
wink

Myth
Accept the money. yes

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Myth
Accept the money. yes

would you provide a service in exchange - if he made this a condition of recieving the proposed cash sum?

§P0oONY
I'd do most things.... it is $1M

Myth
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
would you provide a service in exchange - if he made this a condition of recieving the proposed cash sum?

Oh, I misread it. I thought it asked what I would do if he offered me the money.

In this case, I would let him rape my ass and then I'd suck him off.

Ron Jeremy
I agree with both of you smile

what do others think whats taboo for a million with Bill?

Hit_and_Miss
It depended if it was a million Pounds...

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
It depended if it was a million Pounds...

for you I'm sure Bill can make it a million pounds smile

Tired Hiker
Money isn't everything. I'd probably kick him in the nuts.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Money isn't everything. I'd probably kick him in the nuts.

Bet you wouldn't, besides that no one said he was asking for something sexual smile

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Bet you wouldn't, besides that no one said he was asking for something sexual smile

I don't consider being kicked in the nuts as sexual. confused

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I don't consider being kicked in the nuts as sexual. confused

He might

Tired Hiker
I guess you'd know. Does that bother you?

_Sanctuary_
laughing the question you should be asking is what WOULD'NT you do for 1 million big grin

Hit_and_Miss
well then seeing as I would be getting 1.7 million dollars I think I would offer to be his butler for a week...

_Sanctuary_
jeez.... for a week? You'd be getting 1.7 million!

Hit_and_Miss
yes... I'm a very precious commodity..

1.7 million isn't that much any more I think you need atleast 5 million to lead a millionaires lifestyle...

Theres a huge price difference between England and America..

Sir Mist
I would make him brownies smile

_Sanctuary_
I'd rip one of my hands off smile

Sir Mist
I'd rip your other hand off smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I guess you'd know. Does that bother you?

not at all - Does it bother you smile

_Sanctuary_
I need my other hand to do fashion designs mad I'd then kick you in the head smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
I need my other hand to do fashion designs mad I'd then kick you in the head smile

Do you? Would you? Why? smile

_Sanctuary_
damn it.. lateness....


Anyway... What WOULDN'T you do for 1 million?

Sir Mist
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
I need my other hand to do fashion designs mad I'd then kick you in the head smile

Use your teeth mad I'd then say 'Ow' and put a bandage on, then give one of your kidneys away smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
damn it.. lateness....


Anyway... What WOULDN'T you do for 1 million?

anything involving children, the dead or elderly smile other than that very little smile

GCG
A million ? ONLY ????

Can you believe that tight cvnt ?!

_Sanctuary_
Mental image = not good...no expression

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Mental image = not good...no expression

you said what wouldn't I do - so I told you what I wouldn't dosmile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by GCG
A million ? ONLY ????

Can you believe that tight cvnt ?!

Sooooo..... not enough for you CGC

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
not at all - Does it bother you smile

Sort of. People who don't post their age or gender in thier profile, I automatically think they are 60 year old men seeking attenion from younger movie goers. No offense. smile

_Sanctuary_
nah... I like the fact that when people guess my age, they always get it wrong big grin

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
nah... I like the fact that when people guess my age, they always get it wrong big grin

Yeah, but you don't go around asking people if they have bum sex, with Ron Jeremy in your sig. Big difference.

Hit_and_Miss
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
anything involving children, the dead or elderly smile other than that very little smile

Lol just as I thought... G@y for Pay...

Thats the term used in the industry for peeps like ya!

I would rather keep my dignity thanks!


whirly isn't 60.... hes 38!

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Sort of. People who don't post their age or gender in thier profile, I automatically think they are 60 year old men seeking attenion from younger movie goers. No offense. smile

I see thats what you think is it, do you have children?

Council#13
let's see. if i was a complete moron, id refuse. so i'd refuse

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss

I would rather keep my dignity thanks!


Unlikely roll eyes (sarcastic)

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
I see thats what you think is it, do you have children?

Now you're asking if I have children??? Dude, you have issues.

Council#13
Buffalo soldiers, fighting for saliva (that really cool song u know)
I eat cannibals, it's incredible (that other song)

well, im done mutilating those songs

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Now you're asking if I have children??? Dude, you have issues.

not really i'm asking as I have one on the way and calling others pedo's if you have a child might be one thing but......
otherwise it might be something else - you get my point as you brought pedophillia into this smile

Hit_and_Miss
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Unlikely roll eyes (sarcastic)

Sorry but I would never go with a man...

You probably justify your homosexual fantasies with "I would only do it for X amount of cash.. cause I need the money"

When in actual fact you know you will love it... You just don't want to be frowned apon...

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Sorry but I would never go with a man...

You probably justify your homosexual fantasies with "I would only do it for X amount of cash.. cause I need the money"

When in actual fact you know you will love it... You just don't want to be frowned apon...

upon laughing out loud

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
not really i'm asking as I have one on the way and calling others pedo's if you have a child might be one thing but......
otherwise it might be something else - you get my point as you brought pedophillia into this smile

Actually, you did. You are the one asking people if they have bum sex, and you do know that there are a lot of young people here.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Actually, you did. You are the one asking people if they have bum sex, and you do know that there are a lot of young people here.

ahhh but it would be illegal if they were below a certain age to respond with a yes - wouldn't it smile So by default I'm not asking them. You brought kids into it smile

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
ahhh but it would be illegal if they were below a certain age to respond with a yes - wouldn't it smile So by default I'm not asking them. You brought kids into it smile

Well, in your poll you are inquiring about 'boys' and 'girls' having bum sex, that tells me you want answers from kids. Dude??? erm It's a bit sick, don't you think?

_Sanctuary_
no expression

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Well, in your poll you are inquiring about 'boys' and 'girls' having bum sex, that tells me you want answers from kids. Dude??? erm It's a bit sick, don't you think?

boys and girls meaning female and male everyone else gets it but you smile I think the only sickness is in your interpretation. smile I don't judge you for this, I pity you, I suspect you find women frightening - keep your thoughts about children in your head though or you may get in trouble.

smile

_Sanctuary_
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Sorry but I would never go with a man...

You probably justify your homosexual fantasies with "I would only do it for X amount of cash.. cause I need the money"

When in actual fact you know you will love it... You just don't want to be frowned apon...

laughing laughing out loud laughing

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
no expression

Well, am I right or am I right? confused

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Well, am I right or am I right? confused

your confused smile

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
boys and girls meaning female and male everyone else gets it but you smile I think the only sickness is in your interpretation. smile I don't judge you for this, I pity you, I suspect you find women frightening - keep your thoughts about children in your head though or you may get in trouble.

smile

Cop out answer, dude. You lost. smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Cop out answer, dude. You lost. smile

roll eyes (sarcastic) I think thats the cop out answer smile

Tired Hiker
You thinking is the problem. Sicko.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
You thinking is the problem. Sicko.

why resort to personal abuse you proving you lost smile

_Sanctuary_
BREAK IT UP!

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
BREAK IT UP!

Certainly as you can see I have no wish to argue with anyone smile I always try and take the higher position rather than stoop to others levels. smile

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
why resort to personal abuse you proving you lost smile

Personal abuse? Feeling cornered are you? You don't make sense anymore.Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
BREAK IT UP! Break what up?

_Sanctuary_
If you keep smiling like that people will think you are crazy smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Personal abuse? Feeling cornered are you?

Not at all just noting your a one trick pony smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
If you keep smiling like that people will think you are crazy smile

Many do smile

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Not at all just noting your a one trick pony smile

And I'm sure you are a man of many tricks. Scary.

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Many do smile

So you admit it. Case settled. smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So you admit it. Case settled. smile

I admit nothing, your projecting your fantasies again smile

Trickster
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
laughing the question you should be asking is what WOULD'NT you do for 1 million big grin

And you still have to remember it's Bill Gates. For hot people there'd be no questions asked.

Evil Genius
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So you admit it. Case settled. smile

he didn't admit anything. Are you a pedophile?

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Evil Genius
he didn't admit anything. Are you a pedophile?

Lets not infer anything my American friend smile

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
I admit nothing, your projecting your fantasies again smile

What fantasies?

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
What fantasies?

the ones you have been talking about involving children :no smilie:

_Sanctuary_
jeez... STOP! smile

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Evil Genius
he didn't admit anything. Are you a pedophile?

If that question is directed toward me, I can honestly answer 'no.' Are you?

Evil Genius
I read your stuff Hiker and that's what it looks like.

_Sanctuary_
bangin bangin

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
the ones you have been talking about involving children :no smilie:

Um, maybe you should go and read the threads you created. I think you are getting me confused with someone else.

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Evil Genius
I read your stuff Hiker and that's what it looks like.
I can't take you seriously then. erm

_Sanctuary_
Why can't everyone just get along.. cry

Evil Genius
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
If that question is directed toward me, I can honestly answer 'no.' Are you?

No but you seem to be acting like one bringing kids into this thread an all. Its I dunno sick I guess. This thread seemed to have had nothing to do with kids till you got into it. It's weird. How old are you?

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I can't take you seriously then. erm

laughing out loud as if anyone is taking you seriously smile Relax mate

_Sanctuary_
cry

GCG
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
cry

Ok Ok . Stop peeling onions. He's crying.

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Evil Genius
No but you seem to be acting like one bringing kids into this thread an all. Its I dunno sick I guess. This thread seemed to have had nothing to do with kids till you got into it. It's weird. How old are you?

Why is my age important? Do you know how to check profiles? Do the math. All I'm saying is that the bum sex thread seems a bit perverted. There is a poll asking boys and girls if they have bum sex from a guy who has Ron Jeremy in his sig. I find that a bit odd. Sue me.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Um, maybe you should go and read the threads you created. I think you are getting me confused with someone else.

I think the only confusion is your interpretation of the thread smile relax - whatever floats your boat just keep it in your head OK - I don't want anyone hurt or arrested.

Stay cool if you have a girlfriend maybe she can wear a school uniform for you or something smile

Evil Genius
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
I think the only confusion is your interpretation of the thread smile relax - whatever floats your boat just keep it in your head OK - I don't want anyone hurt or arrested.

Stay cool if you have a girlfriend maybe she can wear a school uniform for you or something smile

rolling on floor laughing

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
I think the only confusion is your interpretation of the thread smile relax - whatever floats your boat just keep it in your head OK - I don't want anyone hurt or arrested.

Stay cool if you have a girlfriend maybe she can wear a school uniform for you or something smile

A school uniform? confused What kind of perv are you?

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Evil Genius
rolling on floor laughing

I see you are easily amused. smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
A school uniform? confused What kind of perv are you?


Not any kind thats dangerous or thinks about children smile how about you?

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Not any kind thats dangerous or thinks about children smile how about you?

Well, I don't ask girls and boys if they have bum sex, that's for sure. smile

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Well, I don't ask girls and boys if they have bum sex, that's for sure. smile

don't you? smile

Hit_and_Miss
tired hiker your giving whirly (ron) what he wants... he craves attention like a 16 year old girl... so he often creates controversial topics or trolls to get people posting at him...

At the end of the day... Hes a 38 yr old whos created a thread asking who gives/takes what up the sh1tter....

Combined with the fact hes admitted he would go g@y for pay, I think we all know what he dreams off....

GCG
nahuh

Hit_and_Miss
erm

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
tired hiker your giving whirly (ron) what he wants... he craves attention like a 16 year old girl... so he often creates controversial topics or trolls to get people posting at him...

At the end of the day... Hes a 38 yr old whos created a thread asking who gives/takes what up the sh1tter....

Combined with the fact hes admitted he would go g@y for pay, I think we all know what he dreams off....

laughing

Evil Genius
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
tired hiker your giving whirly (ron) what he wants... he craves attention like a 16 year old girl... so he often creates controversial topics or trolls to get people posting at him...

At the end of the day... Hes a 38 yr old whos created a thread asking who gives/takes what up the sh1tter....

Combined with the fact hes admitted he would go g@y for pay, I think we all know what he dreams off....

Tired Hiker
Nope. Do you? smile

Hit_and_Miss
ya know what they say Its funny cause its true....

Don't even wana try to deny it huh??

Evil Genius
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
tired hiker your giving whirly (ron) what he wants... he craves attention like a 16 year old girl... so he often creates controversial topics or trolls to get people posting at him...

At the end of the day... Hes a 38 yr old whos created a thread asking who gives/takes what up the sh1tter....

Combined with the fact hes admitted he would go g@y for pay, I think we all know what he dreams off....

You dream of being Whirly I think

Hit_and_Miss
Hmmm.... you always show up when whirlys getting slaughtered???

Funny that huh???

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Nope. Do you? smile

You seem fascinated by what I might do or not do.

smile

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
tired hiker your giving whirly (ron) what he wants... he craves attention like a 16 year old girl... so he often creates controversial topics or trolls to get people posting at him...

At the end of the day... Hes a 38 yr old whos created a thread asking who gives/takes what up the sh1tter....

Combined with the fact hes admitted he would go g@y for pay, I think we all know what he dreams off....

But this has been fun! sad

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
You seem fascinated by what I might do or not do.

smile

You you seem the same way about me. smile

Evil Genius
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Hmmm.... you always show up when whirlys getting slaughtered???

Funny that huh???

I have posted a few times when I've seen you following him, trying to make a reputation for yourself. I have never seen him get slaughtered.

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
But this has been fun! sad

Indeed it has smile thank you once again

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Indeed it has smile thank you once again

Let's do this agian sometime. happy

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Let's do this agian sometime. happy

I would enjoy that smile

Evil Genius
confused WTF

Tired Hiker
Okay, til next time, man! Take care. big grin

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Evil Genius
confused WTF

What? laughing

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Okay, til next time, man! Take care. big grin

You to smile

Tired Hiker
Bring Evil Genius along too next time, he adds flavor! wink

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Bring Evil Genius along too next time, he adds flavor! wink

Who knows when that guy will turn up smile

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