Yerssots marvelous headache month
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yerssot
Yes! It's about time huh?
Tomorrow I will have my first exam, some already are done with that crap, others still need to begin...
Soooooooooo... errr... what was I saying again?
Ow yeah! World Cup is on waaay to early for me to watch so I need to tape it all! Well, no problems there... but I don't have enough time to catch it all in the same day...
Tomorrow I have art-history... going down in originally Yerssot style: don't study at all till the day you get the exam... hasn't failed me yet...
and to say that when I have exams I actually spent more time online then behind the books
so about those headaches... not true... it's not a month, it's two weeks
So, as said to Zereil, if someone wants to replace me for French or German (I can menage the other 11 normally) I'll be more then happy to pay them (IF they pass!)
mah
I can go for the german..oh you said if you pass
yerssot
french perhaps?
I really don't need THAT much points... I hope...
Captain REX
Procrastinator.
We think the same way, I'm a procrastinator.
Wait...did I just say that we think the same way? Oh my goodness, I've still got that wacko flu!!!
LaurenE147
Calm down, Rex. I'm a procrastinator too. See, now we think the same. http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/pftroest.gif
Captain REX
Hurray!
I hate procrastinating, but I do it anyway. Don't know why. I'm just lazy.
keokiswahine
good luck, yersssssss. I'm doing 12 hour days at the office again, plus still coughing from my asthma, so I am scarce on the boards again.
toodles, everyone. safe day.
Captain REX
Hey Keo. Hope you get rid of the asthma. Asthma is the pits.
Gundark
yerss, what about the final for Waffle 101 ?
Gundark
Good one baby.
Gundark
Of course if his grades are no good, we take away his post count.
queeq
We might do that anyway.
yerssot
waffle 101? I'm TEACHING that class!
mah
his padawans in all things waffle
yerssot
they're all my VERY young padawan learners... wackoness is in these days
Gundark
*makes notes for fashion article*
wacko is in....
Okay, so we're supposed to dress like Bjork now ?
yerssot
no, that's insaneness, NOT wackoness!
Gundark
Yes I suppose there is a difference.
finti
Exams rules at least for us who finished them.
yerssot
or failed them miserably
Gundark
You better pass them or we'll have to beat you to death.
finti
that we will do either way
yerssot
what if I don't mind that?
Corran
Yes, yerss pays good money for that normally!
queeq
Yerss is a masochist.
Corran
Unlike the rest of us hey.....hey!?!
queeq
Yes.
queeq
http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/sleeping.gif
Gundark
Because I've got some bits of shouting to do and you have to hear it.
http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_18.gif
queeq
http://www.unique-hardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/guus/drunk.gif
keokiswahine
*cringes*
*hides in corner amid all the soft cushions*
queeq
Good idea. http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/sleep1.gif
Gundark
Hey everybody ! I ordered pizza !
http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/ups/DeNiro/pizza.gif
LanceWindu
WooHoo!
What's on it?
yerssot
anjovis
LanceWindu
Anjovis?
You mean Anchovies?
yerssot
no, like said: anjovis!
what did you expact?
LanceWindu
Someone to actually spell something right.
yerssot
I hoped on lots of money
LanceWindu
What's that have to do with any of this?
yerssot
well, if you don't want the money, I'll take it
LanceWindu
How about we split it? I get 60% and you get 40%
keokiswahine
where's the pizza?????
SHOW ME THE MONEY !!!!!
Captain REX
It's only a penny! How can you split that?
Besides, it's mine! http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ed/rocketQ3.gif
yerssot
if it is 60-40 you want, I suggest you give me 90
keokiswahine
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh; I get the crumbs again.
keokiswahine
what??????? more crumbs. yerssssssssss, take your crumbs and put it in your pocket !!!
Captain REX
I said they're mine!
*dives for the crumbs and eats them*
Yummy.
yerssot
oh well...
*grabs some crumbs, puts them in his pocket*
LaurenE147
Here take the cookies from my latest batch of Lauren's Best Damn Chocolate Chip Cookies In The Whole World.
mah
dang, they must be good
yerssot
that's ... nice Ush...
point of communism is that you SHARE!
LaurenE147
Yersott's a commy?
mah
he's in between
LanceWindu
Moreso on the line of commy though
Captain REX
Comrade Yerssot, communism is old. Think Cold War.
keokiswahine
*Shares flu germs with yersssssss*
ahhhhhhh chooooooooooooo
LaurenE147
Yers, I hope you know that communism is doomed to fail. It makes people angry and angry people can do irrational things like overthrow their governments.
Ushgarak
Is it irrational to overthrow a repressive government?
LaurenE147
Personally it is only a way to get yourself killed even though it is good for the people as a whole.
Corran
Martrydom is overrated - the ideals of Communism are basically sound, but people have deep rooted capitalism naturally, did we see the heads of Communist states eating and living the same as your average person, no they enjoyed a nice life style.
So just share all your crumbs with me and I'll keep mine myself!!!
yerssot
I don't care! COMMUNISME RULEZ
*hands over a tissue to K*
here you go
Gundark
Commrade yerssot. Hehehe.
Forget the crumbs. I've got cupcakes !!!!
LaurenE147
Oh yeah? Well, I've got a giant cake.
Captain REX
Well I'm King of Cake, so hand those over please.
yerssot
*runs outside, standing on diapers*
I'm king of diaperhill!!!!
keokiswahine
thanks for the tissue, yersssssssssssss
ahhhhhhhhhh chooooooooooooooo
*shares more cold germs with yerssssssssssss*
*pins yersssssssssss' diapers with blue duckkkyyyy pins; pokes yerssssssss with open pin; notices no yelpping or dripping blood from yersssssssssss*
is yerssssssss a a a a a a a a a --------------------------
*looks for all the cakes and cupcakes*
here's the cookies
yerssot
I'm a AA?
and ouch! stop poking me K! It hurts! a bit...
LaurenE147
Keo get some tissues. You're sneezing on me.
L.E.
i though yers already gave k a tissue
Corran
Tex wears aftershave? Nah, can't be unless it's really weak or it's just not powerful enough to overcome the stench!!
finti
the stench is the smell of his aftershave
Corran
AHH I see he got toilet water instead of eau de toilette!!!
yerssot
It MUST be someone else
keokiswahine
I guess you're safe, yersssssssss. everyone thinks it's tex's after shave or whatever he puts on his face.
yerssot
and I'm still king of diaperhill
finti
we all can smell that
yerssot
I got excited ... you don't see a waffle each day!
yerssot
well, would say each HALF a second but ... ok, that's still acceptable
Gundark
Now I've got a damned headache.
yerssot
and back on topic
queeq
You nasty woman!!!
finti
that is something women make up
Gundark
yerssot is a woman ??????????????
yerssot
you didn't knew???
this is one of the reasons why you haven't seen a pic of me
queeq
And not WANT to see one.
Corran
I don't think I've ever had a woman do that to me. Does it happen to you a lot Finti? and do you think there may be a reason for it??
yerssot
well, queeq, at least my identity is safe
finti
Well you need to be with a woman to make this happen Corran, and no it has not happened to me yet.... they cant resist my charm and the anticipation of the forth comming experiece is just too much for them to to not let it happen
yerssot
and them being drunk?
Gundark
He acquired most of his experience in his mullet years you know.
finti
nah I spread it all over the years, it is not in the hair it is in the eyes
queeq
And that says a lot.
finti
about how to "trap" women
Corran
Instead of "trapping" women, which incidently is highly illegal in most coutries, some of just pick them up of their own free will!
*moves hand across attractive chicks face*
No, mustn't do that, it's almost as bad as "trapping" them!
LaurenE147
Corran, get your hand away from my face.
Ushgarak
When did this place become a meat market?
Texas
Oh no!!! I sense a 'from sane Norweigan cows' line coming on!
finti
then your senses are wrong crop boy
yerssot
now act like Luke, tex; start to nag!
Gundark
Luke as in Luke Skywalker
Luke as in ToMacco
Luke as in the other Luke we have here.
I'm sorry, you'll need to be more specific.
Gee finti - the eyes ? And I thought all along it was in the voice.
finti
nah they are all lost allready by the time I star to speak
finti
and then they awake to see my blue eyes
Gundark
*opens eyes*
Mel Gibson ?
LaurenE147
Mel *Lauren and Gundy both start to pant*
Gundark
He has the most fantastic butt.
finti
that is cause you havent seen all butts yet
yerssot
that sure gives people a headache
Gundark
*makes note to check all cute butts*
yerssot
does that include KMC members?
Gundark
I have to see faces first. I don't need to be checking out female butts, no matter how lovely they may be.
Corran
Why do you need to see faces first, surely just a promise that it's a male butt should suffice!!!!
LaurenE147
I don't care who you are, it's hard to beat Mel Gibson's butt. If I could find a man with Mel's butt and Brad Pitt's face, I'd e in heaven. I happen to know men who have seen Brad Pitt in person and thought he was gorgeous. This was a straight man who said this, by the way.
Captain REX
Are you sure the guy wasn't a gaylord?
LaurenE147
Yes, I am. He's married to my Latin teacher's sister.
Corran
Hey that's me!!
nil statis nisi optimum!
Oh no sorry, misread that, thought it said Mel gibsons Butt as Brad Pitt's face!!!!!
LaurenE147
That is what it said.
Captain REX
Interesting...
LaurenE147
Rex, are you really Brad Pitt? (Please, God)
Captain REX
But I'm just as good.
yerssot
they are, I'm still the sane one
finti
yeah right
Corran
No you said and, I said as!!!
yerssot
nuteating
Gundark
Actually I believe its the "nits" that the apes pick off of each other and eat.
yerssot
say... texas...come here... we need to check something
Dim
Ick!....closing..
yers go wipe your feet off!
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