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Six contestants are running 500 meters. Who comes in what order?

Darth Vader
Luke Skywalker
C-3PO
Yoda
Mace Windu
Malak

Originally posted by Ianus
Six contestants are running 500 meters. Who comes in what order?

Darth Vader
Luke Skywalker
C-3PO
Yoda
Mace Windu
Malak

Vader, slow and steady wins the race.

1: Yoda
2: Malak
3: Windu
4: Luke
5: Vader
6: C-3PO

1: Windu
2: Luke
3: Yoda
4: Malak
5: Vader
6: C-3PO

Lets see uhhh...Malak gets bored and gets disqualified because he leaved the track to see if Malak's hair grown. What a dumbas. Some party ravers thinks the fast green man is a glow stick and abucts Yoda. Luke unfortunately raised his whine mode to *high* causing Luke to be disqualified. C3PO NOW realizes hes a virgin and malfunctions to explosions. With Vader and Windu left, Vader force chokes Windu while he crosses the finish line.

Wow. I think the creator of the English language is rolling over in their grave right now.

Perhaps they'll come back in spirit form to take their revenge.

We can only hope.

Yeah. Like Casper on crack.

Originally posted by Ianus
Wow. I think the creator of the English language is rolling over in their grave right now.


Are you teasing me Anus? Oh sorry I mean Ianus.

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Are you teasing me Anus? Oh sorry I mean Ianus.

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5762/quazi7nt.jpg

Originally posted by Ianus
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5762/quazi7nt.jpg

Is that Plo-Koon's relative?

Krueger, do you realize that NOBODY here likes you?

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Krueger, do you realize that NOBODY here likes you?

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BANANA DANCE!!

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
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BANANA DANCE!!


http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7275/skeletor9vl.png

Originally posted by Ianus
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7275/skeletor9vl.png

Your color blind, im white.

lol I-anus lol

Is this going to turn out like the "ROTS Vader v.s. ROTS Sidious" thread?
I'd better duck and cover.

1. Mace Windu
2. Malak
3. Luke
4. Darth Vader
5. Yoda
6. C-3P0

Originally posted by Ianus
Six contestants are running 500 meters. Who comes in what order?

Darth Vader
Luke Skywalker
C-3PO
Yoda
Mace Windu
Malak

Mace
Malak
Vader if it's non-mechanical Vader. If it is then Luke.
Yoda
Vader if it's mechanical Vader
C-3PO

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Are you teasing me Anus? Oh sorry I mean Ianus.

Mind what you have typed, ban you it can.
Je*k, a** hole, b*t head

Is it an anything goes race?

Sure, why not?

I dunno. when everyone except C-3PO is in the middle of the race, someone drops a bomb blowing everyone except C-3PO up. So...
1. C-3PO
2-6. Did not finish race, therefore disqulified.

Malak blasts 3PO apart right when the race starts, while he's doing that though, Vader hacks off Malak's mechanical jaw, forcing Malak to stop dead in his tracks and start break-dancing. Vader meanwhile grabs a bystanders cup of water, BUT, it's not water. It's black coffee. Vader burns his tongue out and slips onto a live-wire.

Meanwhile, the truth behind Luke's sexuality is made clear when it's discovered he's abducted Yoda, who is found a week later stuffed inside the trunk of a car, covered in Lube, with his underpants missing.

Mace in the meantime has conjured up a Tasty Burger, and is in the middle of enjoying it when his foot trips on a fragment of Marka's skull, thereby hurling him forward to the ground. He tries to save his Tasty Burger by keeping it above his head. But it's no good, Palpatine, who made a bet with Xizor the Head Gangsta, specifying that Mace wouldn't win no matter what, has summoned up a Miracle Blade III Perfection Knife, and has hacked off Mace's Burger arm. Mace is horrified by this loss of arm and Burger that he yelps like a b*tch, and plummets over the unfinished Tram track on the roadside, electricity spouting from his orifices due to the batteries he consumed earlier. (to let him keep on going, and going, and going)

Since noone crossed the finish line, Palpatine declares himself the winner, and announces that the Republic will be reorganized into the FIRST, GALACTIC, PIMPHUB, for a safe, and mothaf*ckin...society.

lmfao!

That was kickass!