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So I'm helping write the panto for the year 13's...we perform it to the rest of the school and parents..so we have to censor it a little for when we perform for the youngest years..

Basically it's about Hansel and Gretal, they meet Prince Charming and find a dying knight who tells them of a damsel in distress so they go off to find her and on the way meet and assortment of fairy tale characters..one of them Robin Hood and Sleeping Beauty..so they save the damsel but she chooses Robin rather than PC...as she is Maid Marion..and PC ends up with Sleeping Beauty at the end..

The scenes me and a few friends are writing includes such lines as "I had oiled my mighty weapon and was ready for friction.", "Have you been playing with your horns boys" "That's not milk-" and "**** off Potter, we've had enough of you" ..yes, sexual innuendo is rife...and there is a small cameo by Harry Potter..

..so anyone got any good ideas?

OMFG! That's some hillarious stuff.

Sadly, I can't think of what to add, but if I think of anything I will let you know.

That sounds so awesome Fi... I'll try to think of something, but we need more info to work with

hello da moose, long time no chat

hey syren,

wow i love panto's, shame our college never did one

Hey Yoda wavey

how are ya hun?

Originally posted by Syren
That sounds so awesome Fi... I'll try to think of something, but we need more info to work with Ask and ye shall recieve in that case....

i will too try and help out

Thanks guys..

I'm one of the narrators as well

Originally posted by Fianna
I'm one of the narrators as well

Keeping the multi-syllabic words to a minimum, are they?

Really, that is awesome dear.

copy what he does!!! hes HILARIOUS!

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/mimesong.html

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Keeping the multi-syllabic words to a minimum, are they?

Really, that is awesome dear. Yes...I only have to say 'the' 'and' 'went' and 'go'...

Thanks.. ..I get to dress up as a fairy..

Originally posted by Fianna
Yes...I only have to say 'the' 'and' 'went' and 'go'...

Thanks.. ..I get to dress up as a fairy..

hysterical

4 whole words!? Goddamnit girl, I am PROUD of you!!

Nice. I love dressing up like a fairy!.....Fairy...fairy's friend....the Ogre....*cough*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
hysterical

4 whole words!? Goddamnit girl, I am PROUD of you!!

Nice. I love dressing up like a fairy!.....Fairy...fairy's friend....the Ogre....*cough* Thank you.. .actually there a three narators and we appear at the beginning and end of each scene... ..and speak in rhyme..

Hmmm...ohhh so that's what the unexplained wings, skimpy top and net skirt were..it all makes SENSE now....