Japanese Jack Off Machine
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StaT1c
http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/?p=702
I don't know if this is old or not, but I'd hit it...
Damn though, clean up must be a b*tch...=[
mattador
jawdrop the Japs are wierd as hell man
kmcdude
I could say something here,but I will get a 100 whiners saying I am racist.
mattador
prolly so
GCG
Originally posted by StaT1c
http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/?p=702
I don't know if this is old or not, but I'd hit it...
Damn though, clean up must be a b*tch...=
Makes me wonder how you came across that.
mattador
BURN!!
a1hsauce
Originally posted by mattador
jawdrop the Japs are wierd as hell man
dont say Japs dude
lol but thats quite an engenious invention. i mean women have vibrators, guys need some help too. I prolly wouldnt buy it but smart lol
a1hsauce
Originally posted by mattador
BURN!!
thats wrong haahaha
mattador
Originally posted by a1hsauce
dont say Japs dude
Sorry, "japanese"
I was in a hurry to type
GCG
Originally posted by mattador
BURN!!
Actually you gave me an idea.
If i knew someone that had that machine and say....I wanted to get some payback on him....I would sneak inside his room and stick a big chilli pepper and let it work for some 15 minutes.....
Then Next time the guy uses it.........he gets a Hot Dog !
mattador
.......................GENIUS!!!
GCG
Evil Genius
Actually if the pepper is peeled before, it would work better.
a1hsauce
Originally posted by mattador
Sorry, "japanese"
I was in a hurry to type
lol im not upset, just makin sure you dont get ripped on by someone else.
Originally posted by GCG
Actually you gave me an idea.
If i knew someone that had that machine and say....I wanted to get some payback on him....I would sneak inside his room and stick a big chilli pepper and let it work for some 15 minutes.....
Then Next time the guy uses it.........he gets a Hot Dog !
Hail Mary! thatll hurt Man!
mattador
Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol im not upset, just makin sure you dont get ripped on by someone else.
word.
GCG
Originally posted by a1hsauce
Hail Mary! thatll hurt Man!
Lets say that once i peeled a bag of fresh chillies and i couldnt hold anything for a whole day after that, cause everything a tried to grab would be painful. Let alone on that.
I think i may be overdoing the payback though.
mattador
Yeah man, thats the stuff that'll make Ryan Dunn bring the Homewrecker crew to you house just get payback
But it would be funny as hell to see you friend go nuts
mattador
Its a tv show
Wolflet
oh
mattador
Its about this guy who helps someone get payback on their friends but totally screwing wih their rooms
Like one was turned into a mini impound lot and another was covered with blow-up dolls, etc.
StaT1c
Originally posted by GCG
Makes me wonder how you came across that.
Yeah, I was looking for an alternate way to masturbate without using my hands. And?
GCG
Vacuum cleaner ? Hoover ?
StaT1c
Originally posted by GCG
Vacuum cleaner ? Hoover ? Seems very painful =[
GCG
Originally posted by StaT1c
Seems very painful =
nothing compared to my chilli howler.
Coldfire
Originally posted by StaT1c
http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/?p=702
I don't know if this is old or not, but I'd hit it...
Damn though, clean up must be a b*tch...=
wow.... that's... interesting.... lol
Originally posted by GCG
Actually you gave me an idea.
If i knew someone that had that machine and say....I wanted to get some payback on him....I would sneak inside his room and stick a big chilli pepper and let it work for some 15 minutes.....
Then Next time the guy uses it.........he gets a Hot Dog !
Snoopbert
Oh bloody hell, you can't sya this you can't say that because it's soooo wrong to use a word.
I'mma beat you up you dirty jap!
what! Imma sick politcal correctness on you!
Sir Whirlysplat
Excellent Idea leaves both hands free to hold the magazine or type on the keyboard.
hotsauce6548
What's wrong with your own damn hand?
Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by StaT1c
http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/?p=702
I don't know if this is old or not, but I'd hit it...
Damn though, clean up must be a b*tch...=
Ingenious shock
Bloigen
I know what i'm getting for christmas.
JacopeX
Dang da japaneese are horny mota****az
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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