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I just bought a new pair of shoes.

So, I get back to the office, and decided to change the ones I have on, for the new ones. In the process of getting the paper that is stuffed in the toe of the new shoes, a small packet, resembling a fast food restaurant salt package, falls out.

I pick it up.

It says: Do not eat



Who the hell eats things out of there shoes?

just like claymores... the one side says "POINT TOWARDS THE ENEMY"

Honestly after years of training you would of thought the soldiers would of gotten it....

you can't eat things if they're placed in shoes?

Maybe it's like Alice in Wonderland...hmm

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I just bought a new pair of shoes.

So, I get back to the office, and decided to change the ones I have on, for the new ones. In the process of getting the paper that is stuffed in the toe of the new shoes, a small packet, resembling a fast food restaurant salt package, falls out.

I pick it up.

It says: Do not eat



Who the hell eats things out of there shoes?

It's freshener keeps the shoes smelling nice when they are sitting in a box for a few months they can get a bit smelly that freshens them

think so anyway

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
just like claymores... the one side says "POINT TOWARDS THE ENEMY"

Honestly after years of training you would of thought the soldiers would of gotten it....

Well, yeah, exactly.

I felt like calling the shoe manufacturer and saying, in a choked voice:

"Damnit....I'm dying here....I know it says don't eat, but, I just can't help devouring things that are in my shoes...."

Originally posted by T.M
It's freshener keeps the shoes smelling nice when they are sitting in a box for a few months they can get a bit smelly that freshens them

think so anyway

Honestly though, I don't care much WHAT it is, but WHERE it is.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Honestly though, I don't care much WHAT it is, but WHERE it is.

well if it wasn't there it wouldn't keep the shoes fresh would it....

Originally posted by T.M
well if it wasn't there it wouldn't keep the shoes fresh would it....

And that's fine that it IS there....but, is there really any need to put DO NOT EAT on it? Are the shoe people assuming that we're a bunch of guileless gits?

Originally posted by Clovie




you can't eat things if they're placed in shoes?

Clover.....what have you eaten out of your shoes?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
And that's fine that it IS there....but, is there really any need to put DO NOT EAT on it? Are the shoe people assuming that we're a bunch of guileless gits?

well yes of course they are.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Clover.....what have you eaten out of your shoes? used shoes as a box(?) and put some can or bottle into them

It's probably even more tempting for some people...

Eat out of a shoe now who would do that....

drinking out of a shoe on the other hand.....not so bad

Originally posted by Clovie
used shoes as a box(?) and putted some can or bottle into them

There's no ed on put.

So, you drank from a shoe?

Originally posted by Fianna
It's probably even more tempting for some people...

Indeed.


*sees that Ash is looking pointedly at him*

What?! Are you intimating that I am one of such people?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Who the hell eats things out of there shoes?

The same people who would not know where to place a stamp if not for the little box on pre-printed envelopes.

The same people who try to sue McDonalds for "making" them fat.

The same people who drive off with a cup of hot coffee between their thighs.

The same people who need to be reminded to make sure a can of spray (any kinda spray) should be pointed away from you before you press the button.

The same people who voted one party into office at all levels of government...twice.

The same people who tailgate (as if that actually works), or drive s...l...o...w...e...r. t...h...a...n. s...h...i...p in the left lane.

The same people who leave for work the same time on bad weather days, figuring they'll just drive faster in the rain or snow.

The same people who think, "My car engine is off, I'm not moving, I'm parked," even though they're 3 feet from the curb and/or taking up 2 spaces.

The same people who decide to chat with the bank teller, after they've done their business, even though there is a line of people behind them.

The same people who - in an empty theater - will decide to sit right in front of you.

The same people who figure that, just because a snack has less calories, they can eat three times as much and not get fat.

The same people who threaten others online, thinking that typed text is truly a fear-inspiring phenomenon.

The same people who may recognize themselves in any of the above and get defensive.

who doesn't?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
There's no ed on put.

So, you drank from a shoe? weep
if you wanna point on my spellling, learn polish first.

who? me?

wow you let off some steam there pall!....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Indeed.


*sees that Ash is looking pointedly at him*

What?! Are you intimating that I am one of such people? Would I ever say such a thing to you? whistling

..I'm all sweetness and compliments.. eyes

My friend once licked her shoe

Originally posted by Mindship
The same people who would not know where to place a stamp if not for the little box on pre-printed envelopes.

The same people who try to sue McDonalds for "making" them fat.

The same people who drive off with a cup of hot coffee between their thighs.

The same people who need to be reminded to make sure a can of spray (any kinda spray) should be pointed away from you before you press the button.

The same people who voted one party into office at all levels of government...twice.

The same people who tailgate (as if that actually works), or drive s...l...o...w...e...r. t...h...a...n. s...h...i...p in the left lane.

The same people who leave for work the same time on bad weather days, figuring they'll just drive faster in the rain or snow.

The same people who think, "My car engine is off, I'm not moving, I'm parked," even though they're 3 feet from the curb and/or taking up 2 spaces.

The same people who decide to chat with the bank teller, after they've done their business, even though there is a line of people behind them.

The same people who - in an empty theater - will decide to sit right in front of you.

The same people who figure that, just because a snack has less calories, they can eat three times as much and not get fat.

The same people who threaten others online, thinking that typed text is truly a fear-inspiring phenomenon.

The same people who may recognize themselves in any of the above and get defensive.

you have way to much time on your hands

you know...it has come to my attention that there might be some certain elements that would make you want to eat something out of said shoe.....like:
1. what if there is a piece of candy in it
2. what if it WAS actually salt
3. could it be ketchup?
4. what if it was some kind of food that was meant for eating but somehow found its way into your shoe....lets say, someone wanted a grilled cheese, and it somehow wound up in you shoe

hmm? WHAT ABOUT THAT

Originally posted by Clovie
weep
if you wanna point on my spellling, learn polish first.

who? me?

HEY!!! I told you before that I would help you out with that, and you agreed...or did you forget that?!?!?

Originally posted by Fianna
Would I ever say such a thing to you? whistling

..I'm all sweetness and compliments.. eyes

Mmmmhhhhmmmm.....yes...always.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
HEY!!! I told you before that I would help you out with that, and you agreed...or did you forget that?!?!? but I don't see you helping.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you know...it has come to my attention that there might be some certain elements that would make you want to eat something out of said shoe.....like:
1. what if there is a piece of candy in it
2. what if it WAS actually salt
3. could it be ketchup?
4. what if it was some kind of food that was meant for eating but somehow found its way into your shoe....lets say, someone wanted a grilled cheese, and it somehow wound up in you shoe

hmm? WHAT ABOUT THAT

Axel, you need help.

I don't mean to point out the obvious, but you do. Seek out a professional in your area, today.

Originally posted by Clovie
but I don't see you helping.


Ohhhkay then.....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ohhhkay then..... am glad to see you agree.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Axel, you need help.

I don't mean to point out the obvious, but you do. Seek out a professional in your area, today. wha-what?...oh i'm sorry.....my little leprechan was talking to me.....he told me to go up in a rocket ship and do a dance where the original moon landing was faked evillaugh

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Mmmmhhhhmmmm.....yes...always. Rolling eyes heh?


Okay...well...*tries to think of a sweet compliment* ....

Originally posted by Fianna
Rolling eyes heh?


Okay...well...*tries to think of a sweet compliment* ....

If you have to TRY to do it sweetie, that tells you all you need to know.


Now just call me a useless moron and we can resume our normal lives.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
If you have to TRY to do it sweetie, that tells you all you need to know.


Now just call me a useless moron and we can resume our normal lives. ..I have plenty of compliments for you love..winkiss

haha.. nice

Originally posted by Fianna
..I have plenty of compliments for you love..winkiss

None of which you wish to share with us at this time? Hmmm?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
None of which you wish to share with us at this time? Hmmm? Okay...how about sexilicious moose....

.. sweet, charming, funny, gorgeous, intellignet, creative....eyes

has anyone ever tried eating it? i mean maybe its something really nice n they just dont want us to have it! i feel a conspiracy theory coming on....

Originally posted by Fianna
Okay...how about sexilicious moose....

.. sweet, charming, funny, gorgeous, intellignet, creative....eyes

Ok....you know that really bright shade of orangy/red that you see at sunset, against the clouds?

That would be the colour of my face right about now....

Originally posted by PinstripePapaya
has anyone ever tried eating it? i mean maybe its something really nice n they just dont want us to have it! i feel a conspiracy theory coming on....

Could very well be. Like the elixir of life...in a pair of Doc's.

yeh! or not.... hehe

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ok....you know that really bright shade of orangy/red that you see at sunset, against the clouds?

That would be the colour of my face right about now.... ....my wonderful charm still works then.. Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Could very well be. Like the elixir of life...in a pair of Doc's. Only one way to find out....

Originally posted by Fianna
....my wonderful charm still works then.. Only one way to find out....


Oh, no...lol...sorry...my face is that colour because I ate one of those things from my shoe.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh, no...lol...sorry...my face is that colour because I ate one of those things from my shoe. Does that mean I'm going to have to perform CPR at some point...

I wondered about those, but I didn't want to seem weird by posting about them. You've satisfied an itch

There was one in my purse, so I put it in a sugar bowl in a cafe...

Originally posted by Fianna
Does that mean I'm going to have to perform CPR at some point...

I dunno, do you have anything on or in you I should eat?


Why did that question sound so myuch better in my head?

Also, why was it in your purse??

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I dunno, do you have anything on or in you I should eat?


Why did that question sound so myuch better in my head?

*snort* hysterical2

Originally posted by Syren
I wondered about those, but I didn't want to seem weird by posting about them. You've satisfied an itch

Err....thank you?

I satisfied you, yet I'm weird.

I'm oddly titilated.

Originally posted by Fianna
There was one in my purse, so I put it in a sugar bowl in a cafe...

A shoe packet in your purse?

That's what I said... nono

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I dunno, do you have anything on or in you I should eat?


Why did that question sound so myuch better in my head? .....


Oooo..look at the squirrel!! Originally posted by Syren


Also, why was it in your purse?? I'm not sure...it's a pretty purse though..

Originally posted by Syren
That's what I said... nono

That's what I said....nono


moose

eyes

Originally posted by Fianna
.....


Oooo..look at the squirrel!! I'm not sure...it's a pretty purse though..

A SQUIRREL????!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!

WHAT SQUIRREL?!?!?!

Originally posted by PinstripePapaya
WHAT SQUIRREL?!?!?!

Fi saw a squirrel!!! Holy shit...I love squirrels....


Ok, this is the point, generally, where my computer priviledges are taken away and I am led down the hallway to my padded room.

*leads Scott to padded room*

Originally posted by PinstripePapaya
WHAT SQUIRREL?!?!?! My squirell..though it might have been my next door neighbour..

Your next door neighbour is a squirrel?

Is he secret?

Originally posted by Syren
*leads Scott to padded room*

Oh...hello Brian....so nice of you to give me back my pillows.


Tell me honestly, my oven mitts, then don't match my ankles, do they?shock

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh...hello Brian....so nice of you to give me back my pillows.


Tell me honestly, my oven mitts, then don't match my ankles, do they?shock no but they do match those doo-da's on your humdingers

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh...hello Brian....so nice of you to give me back my pillows.


Tell me honestly, my oven mitts, then don't match my ankles, do they?shock

Yes, yes.. they match perfectly. You look ravishing.

*chains you to bedpost and leaves quickly*

I was able to sneek back into your padded room....aha...heres this special edition of The Times, and your painting of a fat chef riding a bicycle. I couldn't bring in the puppy and the boxing gloves

Originally posted by Syren
Yes, yes.. they match perfectly. You look ravishing.

*chains you to bedpost and leaves quickly*

Hey!! Brian! You don't normally leave at this point!

Brian? *nods*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I was able to sneek back into your padded room....aha...heres this special edition of The Times, and your painting of a fat chef riding a bicycle. I couldn't bring in the puppy and the boxing gloves

OMG Susanne...you're a lifesaver....can you stay for a while, I've could whip us up some ice.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
OMG Susanne...you're a lifesaver....can you stay for a while, I've could whip us up some ice. Ice? no cheese for me, thanks. But i wouldn't mind some tea to eat...i feel like the king of england...OFF WITH THIER HEAD.....

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Ice? no cheese for me, thanks. But i wouldn't mind some tea to eat...i feel like the king of england...OFF WITH THIER HEAD.....

I'm afraid all the Mexicans took that....and my stool. not to worry though, I can't see in the dark!! Ha ha! Old perverts with their flower vases.

The stuff in your shoes is silica gel, its a desiccant. Probably shrivels your stomach or something.

Originally posted by Syren
Your next door neighbour is a squirrel?

Is he secret? He might be..but then if it was a secret I wouldn't know...

Woah

What?

Secret Squirrel detective

He's like a super hero or something..

Yah... what about the Mole?

There is a mole as well? ...maybe there is a whole wood of creatures in there...

You never saw Secret Squirrel?? shock

No.. no2

*dies from horror*

...so what happened in it...maybe I watched it without realising..

http://www.wingnuttoons.com/1SuperMorSm.jpg
Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I just bought a new pair of shoes.

So, I get back to the office, and decided to change the ones I have on, for the new ones. In the process of getting the paper that is stuffed in the toe of the new shoes, a small packet, resembling a fast food restaurant salt package, falls out.

I pick it up.

It says: Do not eat



Who the hell eats things out of there shoes?
lol I dont know

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I just bought a new pair of shoes.

So, I get back to the office, and decided to change the ones I have on, for the new ones. In the process of getting the paper that is stuffed in the toe of the new shoes, a small packet, resembling a fast food restaurant salt package, falls out.

I pick it up.

It says: Do not eat



Who the hell eats things out of there shoes?

Dammnit! sly

I knew I shouldn't have eaten them shoes! cry

omg! i watched that secret squirrel thing when i was little - amazing show!

Originally posted by Kharhmah
http://www.wingnuttoons.com/1SuperMorSm.jpg
Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole

*unable to control self*