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Ok, so.....We already have a thread for "Favorite Horror Movie Quotes", but what about those quotes and lines from horror movies that are so damn cheesy and/or stupid that they stay firmly inside your memory bank and won't go away ever? Tell us the movie and, of course, the line.

Dr. Giggles (1992):
"Take two and call me in the morning!!!"-Jennifer as she stabs Giggles.
"Is there a.......doctor in the house"?-Giggles' dying words.

Of course, I realize that this entire Horror/Comedy movie was stock full of dumb, cliche one-liners, I guess that's kinda the recurring theme.

Braindead - (peter jackson as derrik): I'm a derrik, derricks dont run

Army of Darkness (1993)
''Gimme some sugar, baby.''-Ash

Anything from I know what you did last summer

"He's screwed"-from that one girl on Jason X-dumbest movie I have ever seen.

Anything from Childs Play 2, 3, Bride and Seed.

"Don't **** with the Chuck" etc

"you'd better stop while your ahead!"-Bordello Of Blood, Crypt Keeper

Shut the F**k up ya banana (Strange things Happen at Sundown)

"Got yer nooooose!" - Freddy Kruger (F vs J)

"We are gonna need a bigger HELICOPTER!" The Terrible tv movie Jaws 5.

"This sucks on SO many levels" stupid dumbass girl from Jason x as she is about to be sucked through the wall into the abyss of space....

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
"Got yer nooooose!" - Freddy Kruger (F vs J)
Refresh my memory, CD. What part of F v. J was this from? I honestly can't remember.

"It's okay, he just wanted his machete back." - Jason X
"I kick ass for the Lord!" - Dead Alive
"Look at me, I'm Leatherface!" - Idle Hands

There are a lot of funny quotes that make me laugh.
Originally posted by Impediment
Refresh my memory, CD. What part of F v. J was this from? I honestly can't remember.
That one chick, she was obsessed with getting a nose-job. So she falls asleep at the hospital and is looking through a plastic surgery catalog and Freddy's hand comes out, sticking his blades into her nostrils. Funny scene.

Originally posted by Wolfie
"It's okay, he just wanted his machete back." - Jason X
"I kick ass for the Lord!" - Dead Alive
"Look at me, I'm Leatherface!" - Idle Hands

There are a lot of funny quotes that make me laugh.

That one chick, she was obsessed with getting a nose-job. So she falls asleep at the hospital and is looking through a plastic surgery catalog and Freddy's hand comes out, sticking his blades into her nostrils. Funny scene.

yeah, and doesn't blood gush out of her nose? that was FUNNY!

Yeah, he somehow slices her whole nose off and blood pours down her face.

Originally posted by Wolfie
Yeah, he somehow slices her whole nose off and blood pours down her face.

mmm.......blood........tasty......lmfao, just kidding, blood tastes like rust, ha ha ha

Any and everything Sci Fi channel horror movies say, haha.

"Trick or Treat, motherf*cker!!" Busta Rhymes from Halloween: Resurrection.

^Yeah that one was pretty dumb. Damnit...I cant think of any

Child's Play 2

"This IS the end, friend."

lo pure cheese..

My mistake, I meant "Child's Play" 1.

'Chew on that slimeball!' - Colonel tossing a bomb at The Blob

Day of the Dead (1985)


Dr. Logan: That's right, Bub! Say hello to your Aunt Alicia! Say, "Hello, Aunt Alicia!" "Hello!"
Bub: A-... a-... alloooooleeeeesha!


Captain Rhodes: CHOKE ON 'EM

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Captain Rhodes: Choke on 'em!

Oh god. Oh god, that movie was terrible. *shiver*

Originally posted by Taranis
Day of the Dead (1985)

Captain Rhodes: Choke on 'em!

Oh god. Oh god, that movie was terrible. *shiver*

And you call yourself a horror fan? Pffft.............Okay. IMO, that was one of the coolest quotes ever.

"I Come in Peace" starring (Dolph Lundren -"the Russian" from Rocky 4)


Main Alien Bad Guy : (dying/whispering loudly) "I Come in Peeeace.."

Dolph Lundren : (confidently) *And you go in pieces, *******..(shoots and kills alien)


*Cheesiest/dumbest horror film quote