Basketball match! Jedi Vs Sith

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Lil Krueger
Anakin(ROTS), Obi-Wan(ROTS), Mace WIndu(ROTS), Yoda(ROTS), and Fisto Vs Assaj, Jango, Boba(ROTJ), Dooku, and Revan.

Shadow x 20
I don't believe this.

Veneficus
...You know... ***** *** *** you ****** **** *** Lil Kruger.

Se7in
lol This is an entertaining thread.

Jedi:

C - Mace Windu
PF - Obi-Wan
SF - Anakin
SG - Fisto
PG - Yoda

Sith:

C - Revan
PF - Jango
SF - Dooku
SG - Boba
PG - Asajj

Hate to say this, the Sith get it. Yoda's size makes him ineffective, even as a point guard. Revan will body Windu in the paint. While Anakin is younger and more fit, he can't post on Dooku, Obi-Wan will continually get his shot swatted by Jango and his jetpack. Asajj runs circles around everyone with many assists.Sith wins this by at least 7 points.

Shadow x 20
Mace is black. Jedi wins

Veneficus
Originally posted by Shadow x 20
Mace is black. Jedi wins
He does have a point.

Council#13
Yes he does, but a racist one

Sesse
Who cares, We have picked on Plo Koon, Yarael Poo, Saesee Tin and the other jolly jedi masters of their race, so Mace must have his share as well.

overlord

Ikaru
jedi has the stronger force.

Ianus
Originally posted by Shadow x 20
Mace is black. Jedi wins

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8987/pdvd0021wz0dy6nj.jpg

Shadow x 20
Mace is Michael Jordan with force powers in basketball.

Dush-khan Mabeo
Yeah, but when the Sith start using force rage, it's anybodyz guess

DiamondBullets
Mace would be a stand-out on a sorry team. He's a ball-hog and a hotdog, cuz everyone just passes to him.

Ianus
Dooku, Mace and Malak would be a dream team. Mace's got the moves, Dooku and Malak the height. They could send mini-Maul after people.

DrDoom101
Originally posted by Veneficus
...You know... ***** *** *** you ****** **** *** Lil Kruger.

and that says what exactly? pardon my slow understanding...

jollyjim311
Well, this is the Jedi easily seeing as how, Asaaj, Jango, and Boba aren't Sith.

Twilight Janick
Assume Jango and Boba aren't allowed their jetpacks in the match.

FistOfThe North
There is a black guy on the Jedi team yet I've never seen a Sith who was a black guy.

All Sith are white. And since white boys suck hard at playing basketball, the jedi get this, lol

overlord
A maul fan once told me that Maul is in extremely good shape.
Maybe he is black! This revelation turns the whole debate, doesn't it?

DiamondBullets
Originally posted by overlord
A maul fan once told me that Maul is in extremely good shape.
Maybe he is black! This revelation turns the whole debate, doesn't it?

um.....no. That wasn't funny.

xyz jedi

Veneficus

FistOfThe North
Originally posted by overlord
A maul fan once told me that Maul is in extremely good shape.
Maybe he is black! This revelation turns the whole debate, doesn't it?

Nope, Maul is actually white. Yup..he's a white boy Zabrac. He had hair too.

He started his facial and body art during his late teen years while training on Coruscant in one of Palpatine's massive sub-apartments near the edge of what was called "Imperial city" You know that place where C. Dooku met Sidous at the end of Ep. 2. That place. Maul trained there all his life, before his tattoos, and he had a white face like the color of Anakin or an Obi Wan. So Darth Maul is white.

smile

Twilight Janick
If you think this place is stupid, wait until you saw the Baseball thread.

overlord
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
um.....no. That wasn't funny. Thanks for stating the obvious, moron. That's why it's called satire.

legacy92
mace is couch carter lmao Jedi wins eek! smokin' confused

Twilight Janick
New line-ups:

Jedi:

C - Mace Windu
PF - Obi-Wan Kenobi
SF - Anakin Skywalker
SG - Kit Fisto
PG - Agen Kolar

Sith:

C - Darth Maul
PF - Sora Bulq
SF - Count Dooku
SG - Sev'rance Tann
PG - Asajj Ventress

overlord
New line-ups:

Jedi:

C - Kit fisty
PF - Yaddle the lesser
SF - Luke Skywalker
SG - Syville Demetris D'Kana (Yoda's father smile)
PG - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Sith:

C - Darth Tyrannus
PF - Darth Sidious
SF - Asajj Ventress
SG - Darth Vader
PG - Darth Plo Koon

Twilight Janick
Remember that Sev'rance Tann is a Separatist Dark Jedi who also act as a general.

Illustrious
How is this a "sith" team with only 2 sith lords?

Twilight Janick
Originally posted by Illustrious
How is this a "sith" team with only 2 sith lords?

Just swap sith by dark side.

Illustrious
Originally posted by Twilight Janick
Just swap sith by dark side.

Then that bumps the astoundingly high number of 2 to an incredibly large 3.

Twilight Janick
Asajj Ventress is a dark sider too! Just replace Darth Plo Koon by Sev'rance Tann in the last line-up and you get a full team of dark siders.

mace=badass
Originally posted by Shadow x 20
Mace is black. Jedi wins

Shadow x 20 is right, end of discussion.

xyz jedi
new line up

Jedi

C Yoda
PF Luke
SF OB1
PG Qui-Gon
SG Mace

Sith

C Darth Sidious
PF Darth Vader
SF Darth Tyranus
PG Darth Maul
SG umm... Darth Bane

Kinda like an even match, and the people who fought eachother most are opposite eachother.

ps.Originally posted by Twilight Janick
If you think this place is stupid, wait until you saw the Baseball thread. laughing out loudlaughinglaughinglaughinglaughinglaughing out loud true.

Twilight Janick
I'd place Yoda as a coach, not a center player. Cin Drallig would replace Mace Windu as the SG and Mace would be rotated to center.

Twilight Janick
One last thing: Wookies are to basketball what Neimoidians and Geonosians are to baseball: the best races in SW for their respective sports.

overlord
Man.. You must be on drugs..
What in the world are you talking about?

exanda kane
Originally posted by Twilight Janick
One last thing: Wookies are to basketball what Neimoidians and Geonosians are to baseball: the best races in SW for their respective sports.

Erm yeah...about your childhood...

Twilight Janick
Do you know of any place, in either the canon or the EU, that would host basketball games with a certain audience capacity? I vastly suspect the Galaxies Opera House for basketball.

I know of two places that would do the same to baseball: the execution arena in Geonosis in AOTC, and the Circus Horrificus on Nar Shaddaa, quoted in Shatterpoint.

overlord
Shut the f*ck up..

darth plo koon
Originally posted by overlord
New line-ups:

Jedi:

C - Kit fisty
PF - Yaddle the lesser
SF - Luke Skywalker
SG - Syville Demetris D'Kana (Yoda's father smile)
PG - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Sith:

C - Darth Tyrannus
PF - Darth Sidious
SF - Asajj Ventress
SG - Darth Vader
PG - Darth Plo Koon








wtf own my name is there

Twilight Janick
New line-ups:

Good:

C - Mace Windu
PF - Obi-Wan Kenobi
SF - Anakin Skywalker
SG - Kit Fisto
PG - Chewbacca

Evil:

C - Darth Maul
PF - Sora Bulq
SF - Count Dooku
SG - General Grievous
PG - Asajj Ventress

exanda kane
New advice - please stop making these threads. they are ruining KMC.

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