Names

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Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite word Ug Daryl - pompous and
overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a .
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a ******.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
Don - dickhead, nobody likes him.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - thinks he's funny, falls asleep during sex.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.
Elis - would rather make model airoplanes than have sex.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.
Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.
Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.
Fraser - sucks pigs dicks & swallows the lot.
Frederick/Fred/Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women
Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.
Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. good teacher. crap in bed.
Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham - will screw anything.
Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.
Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.
Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Haydn - tries hard, succeds rarely.
Heinz - Likes variety in his life. in his fifties. Overweight.
Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Howell - sings too much.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Izzy - circumsized, but they threw away the wrong bit.

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Jake - shy and sweet but a **** when drunk.
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts.
Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally
and has lots of mirrors.
Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. which is a problem because
he has bad breath.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.
Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual
Joel - arse.
John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jonathon - think he's good - he's . Looks in the mirrror too much.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.
Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.
Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.
Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.
Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.
Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.
Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - another fat loser that dates other men..
Madison - so far up his own arse there's no room for his boyfriend.
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. And is gay!!!
Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman would if she could.
Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an anderoid!
Martin - Stud. Loves himself. would make a good lawyer.
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of .
Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.
Menno - built like a horse. Only does it doggy.
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like
to work too hard. Sexual deviant
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mintesh - boy racer, the arsehole who drives with the stereo too loud and
the windows down even though it's cold!
Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.
Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick - inbred - can't get past the missionary position though.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but
only on his own.
Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.
Phillip - homophobic, image conscious ****, likes to poodles.
Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob.
Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.
Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki - see above, but can't even spell.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.
Roger - acts like a when drunk ... Permanently drunk!
Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant **** who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole. Pantomime dame
Ryan - short and stout, but popular.

Bloigen
Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big

WooHOO! Thats my name is English!

I HAVE GIGANTIC BALLS!

*Sxc_Sarah*
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Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.
Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.
Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports
Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Shannon - like the, river wet and full of .
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.
Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....
Terry - small and wirey with a nasty temper.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.
Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. tendency to megalomania
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay moustache, but nobody dares tell him.
Ty - small and kind of shrivelled.
Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.
Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.
Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.
Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Picks his nose alot.
Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.
Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.*

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All boys names

*Sxc_Sarah*
The Women's Names

Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuallity.
Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.
Adie - quiet and shy, but when you get to know her .. quiet and shy.
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs.
Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.
Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe.
Alice - likes horses but looks like Kermit's girlfriend.
Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herslf go by in shop windows.
Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
Alyssa - wants to be 'exotic', but only manages to be 'strange'.
Amanda - I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot.
Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible.
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing trousers
Anastasia - overly-loud, wears clothes 2 sizes too small.
Andrea - Small breasts, small arse, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool.
Andrina - dark and sultry, pretends she's a Russian spy.
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.
Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.
Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
Annette - She's BIG, like really BIG!!.
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly
formed breasts Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys.
Ashlee - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about secs.
Aurora - Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream ,but sadly swings the other way.
Azaria - Beautiful and exotic with the brain power of an orchid.
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Wears alot of make up
Bea - Beautiful, sexy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed.
Becky - one of the boys, knows about football and cars, unusually tall.
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.
Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.
Bettina - Dominatrix.
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.
Bianca - Ginger. big mouth.
Birgit - big scarey woman, likes small blokes she can intimidate.
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
Cait - Bow-legged country girl, really loves her horses.
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn't get fat - annoying.
Carie - just like the movie, a scary freak.
Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips.
Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up.
Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom.
Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam.
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.
Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music.
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl.
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced.
Ciji - strange girl, sleeps with a vibrating teddy-bear.
Claire/Clare/Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies.
Courtney - Bit of a 'tomboy', rolls her own tampons.

Clovie
and girl names?

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Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor vibrates.
Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
Debra/Debby - Porn star.
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
Dee - Enormous mouth, gets a lot of work in porn movies.
DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea.
Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.
Di - Enjoys receiving oral sex, but doesn't like giving it.
Diana - Cuddly, which is a shame because she smells like cheese.
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle.
Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
Dorthe - smells of herrings, obsessed with over-sized sex toys.
Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. average breasts.. likes sharp edges.
Eleanor - Very posh, always washing her hands, but likes her sex dirty.
Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens.
Ella - Fiery temper, but when she's not shouting she's as cute as a kitten.
Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.
Ellen - Could well have eaten all the pies.
Elma - Shy, easily dominated by men.
Elsa - Kind of old fashioned, but with beautiful big hair.
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
Erminia - Small and graceful, slightly psychotic.
Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.
Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
Eve - Shy timid creature until she has a drink, then she becomes very loud.
Evonne - Much happier now that the sex change operation was a success.
Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.
Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.
Felicity - One of the boys .. except that she has the most enormous nipples.
Fern - Posh with a large mouth, can hold a conversation whilst giving head.
Fiona - Female mud wrestler, badly needs a shave.
Fiyza - Very sexy, she knows it and she flaunts it
Francess - A lovely lady even if she is as common as muck!
Frankie - Wears leather underwear, if it's quiet you can hear her buzzing.
Gabriel - An arse to die for but pads her bra with tissues.
Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.
Gaynor - Wanna-be Lesbian who can't pull the girls.
Gemma - Talks too much, even during sex, even during oral sex!
Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.
Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.
Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.
Georgia - Loves her cakes, would rather have gateau than sex.
Georgina - Wants to be a man.
Grace - petite and pretty, like a rabbit.
Grainne - Giggles excessively, sometimes wets herself.
Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
Harriet - Wears tweed and green wellies to the pub.
Hayley - Pretty, likes fast cars and slow men.
Heather - Shags like a freight train, bit of a screamer.
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong rowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn and is totally neurotic.
Helena - Likes to be in charge, wears a lot of black rubber.
Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins, hates Nazis.
Hilary - Frigid.
Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
Isobel - Motorbike gang leader, sells guns for pocket money.
Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.
Jade - I once had a Jade, but hasn't everybody??
Jalaine - Strange, introverted girl, secretly into plastic model aeroplanes.
Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.
Jane - She's hot and she knows it, a prick-teaser.
Janice - Loud and over-the-top, tends to talk with her hands.
Jarla - Kinda like a female Ali-G only not as funny.
Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
Jean - hangs around with old blokes and let's them buy her stuff.
Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.
Jenni - bone idle hence the tendency to shorten long words.
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
Jessica - Always shags on the first date and sometimes even before it.
Joanna - Moans in her sleep, moans when she wakes up, can't cook.
Jo - Bisexual and proud of it.
Joelle - Lively, exciting, jolly and fun ... sometimes too much so!
Josephine - Likes to be tied up and teased.
Jody - Dresses like a boy and eats live frogs for breakfast.
Joyce - Never stops talking ... for God's sake shut up woman!
Judith - Big eyes, big ****, big problem with ballance.
Judy - Huge ****, married to a retard.
Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes
Juliet - Eats too many chips, has greasy hair and a hairy arse.
Justine - Massive ****, likes hanging around men's toilets.
Julie - Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught.
Kacie - cute and adorable, but prone to sulking.
Karen - Huge ****, shags like a rabbit.
Kate - kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it.
Katherine - old-fashioned girl, giggles when anyone mentions naughty words.
Katey - Tom boy, likes her sex dirty, usually outdoors.
Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.
Kayleigh - The Lara Croft of Essex, great in bed (practice makes perfect)
Keira - person most likely to start a cult, related to Starlin.
Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
Kelley - not very bright, can't spell Kelly.
Kelsey - Very clever, wears glasses, boys scare her.
Kerran - tries to be mysterious, but everyone has been there.
Kerry - pretty, cute, and changes underwear once a week.
Kiersten - very sexy to look at, hard to please in bed.
Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.
Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.
Krista - Cool and pretty, tends to daydream all day and sleepwalk all night.
Kristy - Shy until she gets drunk, prone to spots.
Kristen - Emotionally stunted, thinks Robot-Wars is cruel and should be banned.
Kylie - Can't sing but who cares ... lovely arse.

T.M
I do to fit in...

*Sxc_Sarah*

*Sxc_Sarah*
thst all the girls mines Sarah - intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff. and its soo true haha stick out tongue

DarkC
I'm sensible I guess, but I don't work out too much. Florence? laughing Never really thought of it, but it's a nice name.

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by DarkC
I'm sensible I guess, but I don't work out too much. Florence? laughing Never really thought of it, but it's a nice name. hahah

Clovie
no me cry

*Sxc_Sarah*
whts ya name?

DarkC
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
thst all the girls mines Sarah - intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff. and its soo true haha stick out tongue
Yeah, I checked yours and thought: "Dead on." laughing out loud

Bloigen
Originally posted by Bloigen
Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big

WooHOO! Thats my name in English!

I HAVE GIGANTIC BALLS!

La La La!

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by DarkC
Yeah, I checked yours and thought: "Dead on." laughing out loud hahaha Originally posted by Bloigen
La La La! wow big balls haha

DarkC
So how are you today, Sarah?

Clovie
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
whts ya name? doesn't matter, it's not on the list sad

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by DarkC
So how are you today, Sarah? fine thank hunni u

Bloigen
Is it just me or does that remind you of someone?

*Sxc_Sarah*
im sure ill find it hun tell me and ill hav a look

Masrix
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but
only on his own.


Is That Good Of Bad? laughing out loud

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by Bloigen
Is it just me or does that remind you of someone? nope messed who?

DarkC
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
fine thank hunni u
Sore but reasonably happy.

Curling is a lot tougher than it looks.

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by Masrix
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but
only on his own.


Is That Good Of Bad? laughing out loud its good hunni wink dnt mind some fun by yaself wink

Masrix
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
its good hunni wink dnt mind some fun by yaself wink

eek! cool

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by DarkC
Sore but reasonably happy.

Curling is a lot tougher than it looks. aww wht ay done im sure i could make it betta hehestick out tongue

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by Masrix
eek! cool or do u like some fun wiv some girls haha

Bloigen
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
nope messed who?

I'll give you a clue.

KYLIE Minogue

DarkC
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
aww wht ay done im sure i could make it betta hehestick out tongue
Fell on my butt/knees a lot, about thirty times before I perfected the slide. laughing out loud



So you can make it better, eh? How?

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by Bloigen
I'll give you a clue.

KYLIE Minogue ahhaha nice one there winkOriginally posted by DarkC
Fell on my butt/knees a lot, about thirty times before I perfected the slide. laughing out loud



So you can make it better, eh? How? u nutta u lol well 4 a start a kissstick out tongue

Lana
'Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.'

Too bad I'm not popular or it'd be dead-on stick out tongue

I actually was quite surprised that my name was there. Usually it isn't on any lists or anything because it's fairly unusual.

DarkC
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
ahhaha nice one there wink u nutta u lol well 4 a start a kissstick out tongue
Hey, everyone else was worse or the same! stick out tongue

A kiss? mwah


Lana, you know as well as I do that you're uber-popular!

Lana
Originally posted by DarkC
Hey, everyone else was worse or the same! stick out tongue

A kiss? mwah


Lana, you know as well as I do that you're uber-popular!

Only on here, not in real life stick out tongue

Masrix
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
or do u like some fun wiv some girls haha


Works Both Ways shifty

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by DarkC
Hey, everyone else was worse or the same! stick out tongue

A kiss? mwah


Lana, you know as well as I do that you're uber-popular! yes unles u want more from me Originally posted by Masrix
Works Both Ways shifty haha u cheeky minx

Masrix
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
yes unles u want more from me haha u cheeky minx
laughing out loud

DarkC
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
yes unles u want more from me
Hmmm...maybe I do. shifty

Lana
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
yes unles u want more from me haha u cheeky minx

Minx is my nickname, thanks wink

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by Masrix
laughing out loud winkOriginally posted by DarkC
Hmmm...maybe I do. shifty well u think and ill see wot i cnt do 4 ya

T.M
Originally posted by T.M
I do to fit in...

!!!!!!!!!! mad

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by T.M
!!!!!!!!!! mad whst up hun

DarkC
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
well u think and ill see wot i cnt do 4 ya
How about a midnight dip in a hot tub?

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by DarkC
How about a midnight dip in a hot tub? ok then

DarkC
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
ok then
Wonderful! wink

Date and place?

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by DarkC
Wonderful! wink

Date and place? 2 nite at my housestick out tongue

DaCanadianMoose
Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports

I doan like thees game. no

DarkC
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
2 nite at my housestick out tongue
Perfect. Any other things that should be brought to my attention? big grin

Bun Bun
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.


hmmmm interesting yes

T.M
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports

I doan like thees game. no

and i do fit in yes

that list sucks..

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports

I doan like thees game. no awwwwwwwww

Masrix
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports

I doan like thees game. no
Its okay, Everyone still adores you big grin

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by DarkC
Perfect. Any other things that should be brought to my attention? big grin ull hav to wait n see Originally posted by T.M
and i do fit in yes

that list sucks.. whts ya name and ill find it 4 ya

*Sxc_Sarah*
well i g2 il be on later bye lov ya xxxx

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
awwwwwwwww

The bloody thing is, I DO have disabilities!


blink

Shit, I mean, I DO like winter sports!! A lot.

DarkC
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
well i g2 il be on later bye lov ya xxxx
Love ya, bye.

T.M
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
ull hav to wait n see whts ya name and ill find it 4 ya

my names Craig..

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by T.M
my names Craig.. craig - Smart, but not too smart very popular n very nice but love being mean

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by Masrix
Its okay, Everyone still adores you big grin

Fank oo... geek

T.M
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
craig - Smart, but not too smart very popular n very nice but love being mean

stop trying to make me feel better that isn't what was in the list no

cry

*Sxc_Sarah*
Originally posted by T.M
stop trying to make me feel better that isn't what was in the list no

cry awwww u do fit in hunni big grin

Masrix
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Fank oo... geek

Blarg no expression

T.M
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
awwww u do fit in hunni big grin

I know i do yes

big grin

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by T.M
stop trying to make me feel better that isn't what was in the list no

cry

That's right, OUTCAST! laughing out loud

T.M
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
That's right, OUTCAST! laughing out loud

cry

*goes to sit in corner*

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by T.M
cry

*goes to sit in corner*

Hey, that's the popular corner...go over there...*points to the non popular corner*

wink stick out tongue

T.M
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Hey, that's the popular corner...go over there...*points to the non popular corner*

wink stick out tongue

*walk head down to un-popular corner... sits and talks to self*

† Mäs †
My name changed big grin

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by T.M
*walk head down to un-popular corner... sits and talks to self*

Hey! No talking! That's only allowed in the popular corner.

T.M
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Hey! No talking! That's only allowed in the popular corner.

*stops talking... starts humming*

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by T.M
*stops talking... starts humming*

Ah ah ah!!! Nope... no

† Mäs †
*Sits in the Middle Of The Floor...With his pants off* no expression

T.M
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ah ah ah!!! Nope... no

*sits in silence waiting for the sweet release of death*

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by T.M
*sits in silence waiting for the sweet release of death*

laughing

That's better. Won't be long now, we're about to release the Asps into the corner.

T.M
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
laughing

That's better. Won't be long now, we're about to release the Asps into the corner.

*smiles... thinks to self I'm hungry... quietly starts eating own arm not to disturb the popular people with my selfish thoughts*

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by T.M
*smiles... thinks to self I'm hungry... quietly starts eating own arm not to disturb the popular people with my selfish thoughts*

laughing

*thinks it's very thoughtful of Craig not to disturb the popular people, though finds it reprehensible that he is eating his own arm...*

T.M
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
laughing

*thinks it's very thoughtful of Craig not to disturb the popular people, though finds it reprehensible that he is eating his own arm...*

*thinks.... mmm tastes like chicken big grin*

Kharhmah
Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.

Rugby. droolio

Fianna
My name isn't there cry

T.M
Originally posted by Fianna
My name isn't there cry

*raises a sign that reads... <DAMN THAT LIST> in hope that a popular person will see it*

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by Kharhmah
Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.

Rugby. droolio

laughing laughing Trollop. I can't believe you....


I play rugby shifty laughing out loud

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by Fianna
My name isn't there cry

Use mine....Gahh...it sucks.

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by T.M
*raises a sign that reads... <DAMN THAT LIST> in hope that a popular person will see it*

Oh, that's it!

*releases the asps*

T.M
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh, that's it!

*releases the asps*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kharhmah
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
laughing laughing Trollop. I can't believe you....


I play rugby shifty laughing out loud
eyes laughing out loud

I lover rugby players. droolio

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by T.M
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by Kharhmah
eyes laughing out loud

I lover rugby players. droolio


Ah...well, I won't pull a Snehin....I don't REALLY play rugby......but, really, that shouldn't matter right? Because I'm hung like a freaking Moose! YEAH baby! moose

T.M
Originally posted by Kharhmah
eyes laughing out loud

I lover rugby players. droolio

I played outside half (number 10) back in the day yes

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

damn...

Fianna
Originally posted by Kharhmah
eyes laughing out loud

I lover rugby players. droolio Rugby players are hot droolio ..generally...sometimes they're pretty ugly from having their faces all smushed up...

Kharhmah
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ah...well, I won't pull a Snehin....I don't REALLY play rugby......but, really, that shouldn't matter right? Because I'm hung like a freaking Moose! YEAH baby! moose
eek! shifty
Originally posted by T.M
I played outside half (number 10) back in the day yes
droolio
Originally posted by
Rugby players are hot droolio ..generally...sometimes they're pretty ugly from having their faces all smushed up...
yes I agree. But still. droolio

Fianna
Originally posted by Kharhmah
eek! shifty

droolio

yes I agree. But still. droolio Johnny Wilkinson.. shifty

T.M
Originally posted by Fianna
Rugby players are hot droolio ..generally...sometimes they're pretty ugly from having their faces all smushed up...

my face ain't all smushed up no

stay out of the scrum is the plan yes that for the idiots..

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by T.M
my face ain't all smushed up no

stay out of the scrum is the plan yes that for the idiots..

Get back in the corner with the poisonous snakes, Rugby boy. mad

Kharhmah
Originally posted by Fianna
Johnny Wilkinson.. shifty
OMG! droolio I was so thinking that. droolio

T.M
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Get back in the corner with the poisonous snakes, Rugby boy. mad

but Sir rugby is all i have being Welsh it is my national game yes

Fianna
Originally posted by Kharhmah
OMG! droolio I was so thinking that. droolio Yummmyyy...drool ..some of the New Zealand guys are pretty nice as well...powerful.. ninja

T.M
Originally posted by Fianna
Yummmyyy...drool ..some of the New Zealand guys are pretty nice as well...powerful.. ninja

let me guess who you are thinking of..... Dan Carter ?

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by T.M
let me guess who you are thinking of..... Dan Carter ?

Dude....don't! Don't start talking about their little fantasies....step away from it...slowly...that's it...put down the "Men of Rugby" calendar and join me over here in hetero-land, where every day is a good day....

T.M
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Dude....don't! Don't start talking about their little fantasies....step away from it...slowly...that's it...put down the "Men of Rugby" calendar and join me over here in hetero-land, where every day is a good day....

*Backs away from drooling women runs out of door I'm outta here your on your own laughing*

Kharhmah
Originally posted by T.M
let me guess who you are thinking of..... Dan Carter ?
droolio

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by T.M
*Backs away from drooling women runs out of door I'm outta here your on your own laughing*

The fool left me alone with 2 horned up women.... laughing out loud

Mišt
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like
to work too hard. Sexual deviant

smoke


You read it right there mist

DarkC
Screw you. I wish I was a Michael.

Wolflet
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
Karen - Huge ****, shags like a rabbit.
no expression

T.M
Originally posted by Kharhmah
droolio

laughing i knew it.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
The fool left me alone with 2 horned up women.... laughing out loud

laughing out loud I'm sure you were fine yes

Mišt
Originally posted by DarkC
Screw you. I wish I was a Michael.

David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.

Whats wrong with Florence? laughing out loud

RagingSilent
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.

laughing out loud mine's incorrect......I do not have huge breasts...and I shave my legs plenty^^

*Sxc_Sarah*
some of these names meanins are true n not

DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by Wolflet
no expression

Well, hi there Karen, ever so nice to meet you... shifty

s|m
Mine's not on the list, but i've found a close match:
"Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff."
confused1say wuh?

T.M
Cardiff cool

Wolflet
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Well, hi there Karen, ever so nice to meet you... shifty
You do know you are my KMC grandpa, right? no expression

† Mäs †
Originally posted by T.M
Cardiff cool

Frank

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