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You simply take a quote from the film and change one of the words with the word: Pants.

"Anakin, you're breaking my pants!"

"From my point of view, the pants are evil!"

"You were my pants, I loved you"

"I've been waiting a long time for this my little green pants"

"Very dangerous, pairing the pants with him. I don't trust him"

"Master, the General's commandship is in my pants."

Omg I love these. But it should be the whole Prequel, since I have one for AOTC. It's "The pants of the darkside has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has."

As for ROTS, hmm.

"I sense a plot, to destroy the Pants."

"It's over Anakin! I have the high pants!"

"You underestimate my pants."

"Only a pants deals in absolutes."

OBI-WAN: Your new pants?

ANAKIN: Padme, I saw your pants

OBI-WAN: You were attacked by your pants, also?

OBI-WAN: He is like my pants ... I cannot do it.

PADME: Anakin, all I want is your pants.

ANAKIN: Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new pants can do that.

this kinda sucks but i'll play along

LMFAO I LOVE THIS THREAD

Yoda: I hear a new pant you have, Emperor, or should i call you Darth Jeans?

Sidious: Your pants blind you, Master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the Pants!

Sidious: At last the pants are no more

Yoda: Not if any pants to say about it i have

Yoda: At an end your pants is and not short enough it was.

Yoda: If so powerful your pants are, why leave?

SIdious: You will not stop me. Pants will become more powerful than either of us.

Yoda: Faith in your new pants misplaced may be as is your pants in the dark side

"Your pants please, we don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."

"I can feel your pants, they give you focus, make you stronger."

CODY: Pants him!

"PAAAAANTS!!!! UNLIMITED...PAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"once more the sith will rule the galaxy....and we shall have...pants"

Palpatine: Anakin, I'm appointing you to be my personal pants on the Jedi Council.
Anakin: Me? A Master? I'm overwhelmed, sir. But the Council elects its own pants.

Anakin: He knows the ways of the pants.

Padme: I'm not going to die in pants, Anakin.

Anakin: I'm not the pants I should be.

Anakin: You underestimate my pants!

Anakin: No loose pants jokes.

Anakin: R2 will be along in a few moments and then... he'll release us from the pants.

Obi-wan: Well, have you noticed the pants are still up?

Palpatine: You're fulfilling your pants, Anakin

Pants! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Pants Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Pants are everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Pants, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnaped Chancellor Denim, leader of the Galactic Tailors.

As the Separatist Pants Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Capri Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor.

The opression of the pants shall never return, you have lost your pants.

Obi-Wan: Anakin, regardless of how it happened, you find yourself in pants.

"they dont trust you anakin, they see your future...they know your pants will be too strong to control"

"if what you've told me is true, you will have gained my pants"

"so you're blinded by pants?"

"i have the power to save the pants you love!"

"so this is how liberty dies...with thunderous pants"

"the war is over!!! lord sidious promised us pants!!!"

"if into the securty recordings you go, only pants you will find"

"you have done well my new apprentice. now, lord vader, go and bring pants to the empire"

Originally posted by henniestevens
ANAKIN: Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new pants can do that.

btw, i think this one's the funniest

"know the power of the darkside anakin, the power to save your pants"

"it wasn't the first time anakin, remember what you told me about your mother and the pants?"

"but the death of count dooku!" - "His death was a necessary one, soon I will have a new pair of pants, ones far younger and far stronger..!"

"I sense pants" - "next move?" - "spring the pants!!"

"R2 the pants need to be going up not down!"

"The generals command ship is dead ahead!" - "well have you noticed your pants are still up!!!" - "sorry master..."

"pants are the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.."

"no, no! is because of pants" - "so your pants have blinded you?" - "heh, thats not exactly what I meant"

"my pants have doubled since the last time we met count" - "goood twice the pride, double the fall!"

I could keep going but I dont wanna...

Darth Maul drops his pants:At last I have revealed myself to the Jedi!
...Oh wait thats not quite what he meant and it's not RotS

"Even with an army, General. You must reallized, you are pants..."

"The Council has granted me premission to PANTS you.You will be a Jedi,I promise."~Obi-Wan Kenobi,TPM

"There are not enough PANTS to protect the Republic.We're keepers of the peace.Not soldiers."~Mace Windu,AOTC

ANH-TROOPER: We don't need to see his PANTS.


ROTJ-HAN: If they don't go for this, we're gonna have to get PANTS here pretty quick, Chewie.

ROTJ-LUKE: ... Both are hardworking and will PANTS you well.


and yes I used some from the OT.

Vader: Where is Padme? Is she safe?
Emperor: It seems... in your anger... you... pantsed her...
Vader: I... I couldn't have!!

RotS Obi-Wan: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN PANTS!!!
RotS Anakin: We got him, pants.
RotS Yoda: Discovered the path to pants, an old friend has.
RotS Obi-Wan: Your pants.
RotJ Luke: I am a Jedi like my pants before me.
RotS Palpatine: You are fufilling your pants.

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
"R2 the pants need to be going up not down!"

obi wan-spring the pants
droids-drop your pants

I am surprised no one has said it yet:
"May the pants be with you."

it is not a suprise.

Ok this is from AotC but it 'is' labeled prequel:
"The thought of not being with them
makes my stomach turn over - my mouth goes dry. I feel
dizzy. I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the pants you should
never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping those pants
will not become to small."

OBI-WAN: "Have you noticed the pants are still up?""

OBI-WAN: "Blast it ... I can't see . . . my pants are gone."

--

PADME: "Anakin, all I want is your pants."

--

DARTH SLDIOUS: "I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend. At last, the Pants are no more."

--

Titles:

The Phantom Pants

Attack of the Pants

Revenge of the Pants

A new Pants

The Pants Strike Back

Return of the Pants.

Feel free to put any book title with pants too!

Shadows of the Pants.

NPO (New Pants Order)

Labyrenth of Pants

Shatterpants.

Heir to the Pants

And many more!

Mace: "skywalker, we have just received word that obi-wan has destroyed general grievous. We are on our way to make sure the chancellor returns his emergency pants back to the senate"

"Get help, you're no match for him. He's a Pants Lord!"
"Chancellor Palpatine, pants are our specialty."
"Your PANTS please, we don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.'
"My pants have doubled since the last time we met, Count."
"Good. Twice the pants, double the fall"

"I have brought Peace, Justice, and Pants to my new empire!"

Originally posted by SS_181st_Snow
"I have brought Peace, Justice, and Pants to my new empire!"

How about-
"I have brought peace, security, and justice to my new pants."
"Your new pants"?

"Every, single, Jedi is now an enemy of the Pants."

"Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Pants 66."

AOTC
"What would Padme do if she were in your pants?!"
"She would do her duty"

"Seeing you alive, brings warm feelings to my pants"-Yoda

quigon "pants will do"

watto "no they wont!"

quigon "pants WILL do"

watto "NO THEY WONT!!! what, you think your some kind of jedi, waving your pants around like that?"

TPM

qui-gon: Here that. that is the sound of a million pants flying this way.
obi-wan: if they find us, they will stink us, wet us, and a million will go on our head.

Originally posted by PVS
quigon "pants will do"

watto "no they wont!"

quigon "pants WILL do"

watto "NO THEY WONT!!! what, you think your some kind of jedi, waving your pants around like that?" laughing

"Only a pants deals in absolutes."

Surely that one is much better as:

"Only a Sith deals in Pants."

Giving a clue to their true motives.

OT quote, but who cares

"Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce my pants. They are 100% cotton, comfortable and friends with Captain Solo. I know your pants are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo's pants must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with your Greatness to bargain for Solo's pants. With your pants wisdom, I'm sure that your pants can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable your pants to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my pants goodwill, i present to you a gift: these droid's pants. Both are hardworking and will serve your pants well!"

Yoda: Use your pants, Obi-Wan, and find him, you will.

Anakin: i dont fear my pants as you do
Anakin: Our Pants is a blessing
Padme: The chanclleor has been elaborating on a plot by the pants to take over the senete

ATOC- Obi-One: And who was the Orignal, "it was a bounty hunter named jango pants"

OT:

"No, I am your pants!"

"You don't know the Pants of the Dark Side!"

"If you only knew the Pants of the Dark Side!"

"The pants is not as forgiving as I am."

"So I see you've constructed a new Pants."

"The Pants is your master now."

"There is no Pants, don't make me destroy you."

"Always with Pants, it cannot be done."

i think the funniest will always be

"i find your lack of pants disturbing"

"If you havent noticed, my pants are still up!"

"My pants have a bad feeling about this."

"But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up a new pair of pants!"

I read all the posts, and I don't think anyone did
"Strike me down wtih all your pants, and your journey to the dark side will be complete"
or
"Soon, Skywalker will become more powerful than you or pants."
"There is no pants."

Originally posted by PVS
i think the funniest will always be

"i find your lack of pants disturbing"

That one is classic

"Come away with me. Help me raise our pants."-Padme

"You will not take them from me"-Anakin

"Your anger and your lust for pants has already done that!"-Obi-Wan

Pants are known as Under-Pants, and Pants are called Trousers in my country, so it just sounds even funnier!

personally, Boxer's rule!

OT
"You are part of the Pants alliance and a traitor"
TPM
"Messa thinks we should go visit my pants"

TPM-Darth Maul- "at last we shall have pants"

TAGGE
"Until this battle station is fully operational we are vulnerable to pants. The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped with pants. They're pants are more dangerous than you realise."

MOTTI
"They're pants are dangerous to your starfleet, Commander; not to this battle station!"

TAGGE
"The Rebel Alliance will continue to gain more pants from the Imperial Senate as long as..."

TARKIN
"The Imperial Senate will no longer be supplying pants, and will be of any concern to us. I have just recieved word that the Emperor has dissolved they're pants permanently. The last remnents of they're pants have been swept away."

TAGGE
"That's impossible. How will the Emperor maintain control of the pants without the bureaucracy?"

TARKIN
"The regional governors now have direct control over they're pants. Fear of our pants will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station."

TAGGE
"And what of the Rebellion's pants? If the Rebels have obtained a complete technical readout of our pants, it is possible, however unlikely, that they might find a weakness in our pants, and exploit it."

VADER
"The pants you refer too will soon be back in our hands."

MOTTI
"Any attack on our pants made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical pants data they've obtained. Our pants are the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use them!"

VADER
"Dont be too proud of this technological pants terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy one's pants is insignificant next to the power of my pants."

MOTTI
"Dont try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to your ancient pants has not helped you conjure up the stolen pants, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels hidden pant..."

VADER
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

TARKIN
"Enough of this! Vader, release his pants!"

VADER
"As your pants wish."

TARKIN
"This bickering of pants is pointless. Lord Vader will provide us with the location of the Rebels pants by the time our pants are operational. We will then crush they're pants with one swift stroke!"

Wow hysterical

i think that's pretty much the ultimate star wars pants conversation

"your pants blind you master yoda"
"witness the full power of the pants"
"It seems in your anger you pant's her"
"destroy the pants, we must"
"Im sending you to the pants system in the outer rim, you will be safe there"
"you have power you have pants, but you dont use them"

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
"It seems in your anger you pant's her"

It'd be funnier if it was "It seems in your pants, you killed her."

omg that one is hillarious
but not as good as "I find your lack of pants disturbing

I find your lack of pants disturbing, enough of this vader, release his pants.
laughinglaughinglaughinglaugh
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Ben Kenobi - "Vader was seduced by the Dark Pants of the Force"

"The force is what gives a Jedi his Pants. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds us to the galaxy"

"Your father wanted you have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it, He thought you'd follow old ben on some damn fool idealistic crusade. It's your fathers Pants, the weapon of a jedi knight, from a more civilized age."

Had to rewrite a bit to make it funny, but it works.

qui-gon: and the pants?
Ani mum: there is no pants

I forgot her name.

Shmi

hidden safe the pants must be kept

Master, the general's pants is dead ahead

Look out, pants droids

I would like to use your pants for some fuel and to use the pants as a base while i search near by pants for general greivous

"Drop your pants"- bunch of battle droids ROTS

TESB

Vader: No Luke. I am your pants.
Luke: It's not true. That'sa pants.
Vader: Search your pants, you know it's true.

Originally posted by Sith Master X
"Your pants please, we don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."



tee hee hee

Pants up jedi

I want you to go the the Mustafar system and wipe out vieceroy gunrays pants and the other sepratists leaders pants

Anikan i told you it would come to this, the pants are taking over

You have control of the boxers and the pants, you have lost

No, No you will die

He's tha pants

Originally posted by lordofwar

"My pants have doubled since the last time we met, Count."


hahahahahaha

pants him, he's too dangerous.

no leave him, hurry or will never get pantsed

Chewie: Raawr raar pants rawr raaaaaw roar raaaaaagh pantsed rah rawr raaaaw pants.

Padm'e- Come back, i still love your pants, leave everything else behind while we still can

Originally posted by Sith Master X
"Your pants please, we don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."



Yoda: Faith in your new pants you have. as is your faith in the dark side of the pants

a pants misread could have been

obiwan "this time we'll pants him together"
anakin "i was about to say that"



anakin "eh eh...no loose pants jokes

"fool, count dooku trained me in your pants"

leia: you scruffy looking pants

have you noticed my pants are still up

solo: ...and i thought these pants smelled bad on the outside

I like your sig, PVS.

i dont

prolly i guess

"Until this battle station is fully operational we are vulnerable to pants. The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped with pants. They're pants are more dangerous than you realise."

this one still cracks me up

There is no pants. Don't make me spray you.

leave my sig out of the discussion please.

Sorry, my fault for bringing it up in the first place.

Originally posted by PVS
solo: ...and i thought these pants smelled bad on the outside

"Two Jedi have landed in the main pants bay. We're tracking them."

Palpatine: My tailor told me everything about the pants... even the nature of the Dark Pants...

Anakin: you know the Dark Pants?!?!

Palpatine: Anakin... If you want to became a complete and wise tailor you must embrace a... larger view of the pants.

------
And goes on and on....

Darth Zhin you crack me up

Palpatine: "Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the pants..."

Leia: "If pants is all that you love then that is what you shall recieve"

Yoda: "Good-bye. Chewbacca and Tarfful, miss you I will. Good friends you are. For your pants, much gratitude and respect, I have."

OBI-WAN: "Not even the younglings survived."

YODA: "Killed not by pants, this Padawan. By a lightsaber, he was."


OBI-WAN: "Padme, I need your pants. He's in grave danger."

PADME: "From the sith?"

OBI-WAN: "From the zipper . . . Padme, Anakin has turned to the dark side."

PADME: "You're wrong! How could you even say that?"

A HOLOGRAM OF ANAKIN appears before PALPATINE in his office at the bottom of the Senate Arena.

DARTH VADER: "The pants are taken care of, My Master."

DARTH SlDIOUS: "They are finished, then. You have restored peace and justice to the galaxy. You have done well, Lord Vader."

DARTH VADER: "Thank you, My Master."


The sleek NABOO SKIFF lands on the Mustafar landing platform near Anakin's GREEN STARFIGHTER. ANAKIN runs up to the SKIFF as the ramp lowers. PADME runs to him.

ANAKIN: "Padme, I saw your Pants . . ."

They embrace.

PADME: "Oh, Anakin!"

A Senate pod with COMMANDER THIRE (4477) and SEVERAL OTHER CLONE TROOPERS climb up to where MAS AMEDDA and PALPATINE are waiting. Beneath the Main Podium, TWENTY CLONE TROOPERS search for Yoda 's body.

CLONE COMMANDER THIRE: "There is no sign of his pants, sir."

MAS AMEDDA: "Then he is not dead."

PALPATINE: "Double your search."

CLONE COMMANDER THIRE: "Yes sir. Right away, sir."

PALPATINE: (to Mas Amedda) "Tell Captain Khaki to prepare my pants for immediate takeoff."

MAS AMEDDA: "Yes, Master."

PALPATINE: "I sense Lord Vader is in Farrahs."

LUKE to Pilots: "Those pants're too strong for blasters"

YODA: "Judge me by my pants, do you...?"

OBI WAN: "Hes more Pants than man....Twisted and evil..."


BAIL ORGANA, followed by ARTOO and THREEPIO, approaches CAPTAIN ANTILLES and TWO CREW MEMBERS.

BAIL ORGANA: "Captain Antilles."

CAPTAIN ANTILLES: "Yes, Your Highness."

BAIL ORGANA: "I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well. Clean them up. Have the Protocol Droid's pants wiped."

C-3PO: "Oh, no."

Anakin: "I know, but we also want to catch this assassin. Don't we, Master?"

OBI-WAN: "You're using her as pants??

ANAKIN: "It was her idea... No harm will come to her. I can sense
everything going on in that room. Trust me."

OBI-WAN: "It's too risky... and your pants aren't that attuned, young
apprentice."

ANAKIN: "And yours are?"

OBI-WAN: "Possibly."


May the pants be with you.

OBI WAN/BEN: "Mos eisley spaceport...Never will you find a more wretched hive of pants and villiany..... We must be cautious."

JAR JAR: "Yousa pantsa gonna diiiiiiieeeeee...?"

YODA: "Pants not make one great"

"Fear leads to anger..Anger leads to pants...Pants lead to
Suffering!"

VADER: "Pants do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship and
not excuses."

6 posts? Holy shit....

Yeah... Damned edit function'll only work for 15mins after initially posting....

STRANGE VOICE
"Feel like what?"

Luke jumps out of his skin. Artoo screeches in terror. The young
warrior grabs for his lightsaber as he spins around, looking for the
speaker. Mysteriously standing right in front of Luke is a strange,
bluish creature, not more than two feet tall. The wizened little thing
is dressed in rags. It motions toward Luke's sword.

LUKE
(looking at the
creature)
"Like we're being watched!"

CREATURE/YODA
"Away with your pants! I mean
you no harm."

:P

"Master, I haven't been very appreciative of your pants. I've been arrogant. I apologize."

"Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Pants are our speciality"

"Akakin, you're breaking my pants!!"

Anakin, when trying to land Grevious' ship and he's talking about the flaps and drags fins: "Open all pants."

"The fear of pants is a path to the darkside"

"Rejoice for those around you who transform into The Pants"

"Hold my pants, Ani! Hold my pants, like you did by the lake on Naboo!

"In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under...pants" (get it...underpants).
"Are you threatening my pants Master Jedi."
"The Pants will decide your fate."
"I AM the Pants"!!!

Yoda to Younglings: "Lost his pants Master Obi-Wan has. How embarassing."

Originally posted by lordofwar
"Hold my pants, Ani! Hold my pants, like you did by the lake on Naboo!



hysterical

Originally posted by lordofwar
Yoda to Younglings: "Lost his pants Master Obi-Wan has. How embarassing."

hystericalhystericalhysterical

This is by far the best thread I've been reading here in months........

and ooops I realize that two of the lines I posted above were already added earlier by someone else....

"Tear this ship apart until you find those pants" -Vader

Palp to Anakin about Padme: "Use my pants, I beg you!"

"Your pants are so... beautiful."
"It's only because I'm so in love with your pants."
"No, it's because I'm so in love with your pants."
"So pants has blinded you?"

Yoda: "Go, I will. Good relations with the pants, I have."

Obi: "Hit the buzz droid's center pants."

Anakin (on his kness): "I pledge myself to your pants."

Battle Droid- "Drop your pants! I said drop'em!"

Anakin on the lava- "I HATE PANTS!"

Obi Wan- "You were supposed to destroy the pants, not wear them"

"go to my pants and await my orders"

Obi-Wan : "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to pants!!"

"General Grievous, your pants are shorter than I expected."

C3PO "I feel so pantless"

Palp (AOTC) - "Do this for me in my pants, m'lady!"

Wedge Antilles- "Look at the *SIZE* of that thing in my pants!"

"Anakin, hold your pants . . . hold your pants. You're not helping here."

"Take your PANTS, young Skywalker!"

AotC
Padme-You really don't like pants do you?
Anakin-I like a few, I am not really sure about one pair.

"It is only natural. He cut off your pants and you wanted revenge"

Obi-Wan (AOTC)-"You're sweating in your pants, relax."

Vader: I Demand that you tare these pants apart untill you find those plans and bring me the passangers i want them alive!

Vader: Bring me my Ship! : Bring me my Pants!

Han: Great Pants kid now lets Blow this thing and go home!

Its against my programming to impersonate pants

Yoda: The Boy has no Pants!

Please obi wan kenobi, your our only pants

"Do you want to buy some pants" "You Dont want to sell me pants" "I dont want to sell you pants" "you want to go home and rethink your life" "i wanna go home and rethink my life"

The chanclleor has been elaborating on a plot by the Jedi to take over my pants...

"Always two there are in my pants, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice."

"Are you sure?"
"I felt him in my pants"
"Strange that I have not"

"Just relax, concentrate."
"What about Padme?"
"She seems to be on top of your pants"

Rots

Padme- And this is how pants get pulled down, under thunders of applause.


Sidious: Lord Vader

Vader: Yes Master

Sidious: Where are my pants?

Anakin: Put your pants down!
Obi-Wan: Anakin! Don't let your personal feelings get in the way!
Anakin: I don't care! Lower your pants!

Originally posted by lordofwar
Anakin: Put your pants down!
Obi-Wan: Anakin! Don't let your personal feelings get in the way!
Anakin: I don't care! Lower your pants!

ROTFLMFAO!
Oh god, sorry.

~S.L.

Originally posted by Mstr GEKA
Rots

Padme- And this is how pants get pulled down, under thunders of applause.


Sidious: Lord Vader

Vader: Yes Master

Sidious: Where are my pants? ok the top one was ok

but the bottom.................................

thats not a line from star wars

funny though.

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!

instead of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

or in the way os the sith sith haven't really on it

You and xyz are brothers aren't you?

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
ok the top one was ok

but the bottom.................................

thats not a line from star wars

You're right!!!

Sidious: Lord Vader can you hear me?

Vader: Yes Master... Where are my pants? Are they safe? Are they alright?

Sidious: I'm afraid.. It seems in your anger you "throw" them.

Vader: I? I couldn't have. I had them on. I felt them.

it was coool when the sith was flipped over his desk and we saw his pants

That didn't happen. You lie.

Originally posted by Mstr GEKA
You're right!!!

Sidious: Lord Vader can you hear me?

Vader: Yes Master... Where are my pants? Are they safe? Are they alright?

Sidious: I'm afraid.. It seems in your anger you "throw" them.

Vader: I? I couldn't have. I had them on. I felt them. yup there ya go

Originally posted by lordofwar
You simply take a quote from the film and change one of the words with the word: Pants.

"Anakin, you're breaking my pants!"

"From my point of view, the pants are evil!"

"You were my pants, I loved you"

"I've been waiting a long time for this my little green pants"

"Very dangerous, pairing the pants with him. I don't trust him"

All of it is Hilarious

Lets see here.... Anakin my allegiance is to the Republic to PANTS!!!

Lets all head to the bannana galactic rebublic for some space pants!

Hey, let's ignore you!

"Use the Pants..."

Emporer Palpatine to Luke-"Now you will pay for your lack of pants"

"UN-LIM-IT-ED pants!"

"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the jeans, but the shorts and the underwears, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE PANTS."

"Please don't look at my pants like that."
"Why not?"
"Because it makes me feel uncomfortable."

"If Obi-Wan caught me doing that in my pants, he would be very grumpy."

VADER: "Her resistance to the pants probe was considerable.."

ANNOUNCER: "The rebel pants will be in range in 5 mins!"

LUKE: "You worry about those pants! I'll worry about the tower!!!"

HAN: "Your all clear kid, lets blow these pants and go home..!!!"

HAN: "Watch your pants kid, Or your gonna find yourself floating home."

LANDO: "Han'll have those pants down, we just gotta give him more
time"

GREEDO: "If you tell that to Jabba he may only take your pants..."
HAN: "Over my dead body!!!!"
GREEDO: "Thats the idea...Ive been looking forward to this for a long
time..."

BEN: "You'll have to sell your pants"

LUKE: "That's okay. I'm never coming back to this planet again."



LEIA: "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding
Vader's leash. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on
board."

TARKIN: "Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it
signing the order to terminate your pants!"

LEIA: "I surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility
yourself!"



HAN: "Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good
blaster at your side, kid."

LUKE: "You don't believe in the pants, do you?"

HAN: "Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've
seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me
believe there's one all-powerful pair controlling everything. There's
no mystical button up flares that controls MY destiny."



The Wookiee flips off several controls and seems very cool
in the emergency. Luke makes his way into the bouncing
cockpit.

LUKE: "What's going on?"

HAN: "Our position is correct, except...no pants!"

LUKE: "What do you mean? Where are they?"

HAN: "Thats what I'm trying to tell you, kid. They ain't there. They've
been totally blown away."

LUKE: "What? How?"

Ben moves into the cockpit behind Luke as the ship begins
to settle down.

BEN: "Destroyed...by the Empire!"

HAN: "The entire starfleet couldn't destroy the whole store. It'd take
a thousand ships with more fire power than I've..."



VOICE: (over intercom) "We've captured a freighter entering the remains of the Alderaan system. It's markings match those of a ship that blasted its way out of Mos Eisley."

VADER: "They must be trying to return the stolen pants to the
princess. She may yet be of some use to us."



OFFICER: (to Vader) There's no one on board, sir. According to the
log, the crew abandoned ship right after takeoff. It must be a decoy,
sir. Several of the escape pods have been jettisoned.

VADER: "Did you find any pants?"

OFFICER: "No, sir. If there were any on board, they must also have
jettisoned."

VADER: "Send a scanning crew on board. I want every part of this ship
checked."

OFFICER: "Yes, sir."



LUKE: "You know, between his pants and your blasting everything
in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're
here."

HAN: "Bring 'em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking
around."

"Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the pants of the Jedi."

Anakin: "Just being around her pants again is...
intoxicating."

LUKE: "Uh...Threepio, hand me those pants there, will you?"

Luke moves toward Chewbacca with electronic pants.

LUKE: "Okay. Now, I'm going to put these on you."

Chewie lets out a hideous growl.

LUKE: "Okay. Han, you put these on."

Luke sheepishly hands the pants to Han.

HAN: "Don't worry, Chewie. I think I know what he has in mind."

The Wookiee has a worried and frightened look on his face....



LUKE: "I can't see a thing in these pants."


HAN: (sounding official) "Everything is under control. Situation
normal."

INTERCOM VOICE: "What happened?"

HAN: (getting nervous) "Uh...had a slight pants malfunction. But, uh,
everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here,
now, thank you. How are you?"

INTERCOM VOICE: "We're sending a squad up."

HAN: "Uh, uh, negative. We have a trouser leak here now. Give us a few
minutes to lock it down. Large leak...very dangerous."



Darth Vader paces the room as Governor Tarkin sits at the far
end of the conference table.

VADER: "He is here..."

TARKIN: "Obi-Wan Kenobi! What makes you think so?"

VADER: "A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt it was in the
presence of my old master."

TARKIN: "Surely he must be dead by now."

VADER: "Don't underestimate the power of the jeans."

TARKIN: "Cordaroy is extinct, its fashion has gone out of the
universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion."



INTERIOR: DEATH STAR -- MAIN BAY GANTRY -- CONTROL TOWER.

Threepio paces the control center as little Artoo beeps and
whistles a blue streak. Threepio yells into the small comlink
transmitter.

THREEPIO: "I said: All systems have been alerted to your presence, sir.
The main zipper seems to be the only way in or out; all other
information on your pants is restricted."

Someone begins banging on the door.

TROOPER VOICE: "Open up in there!"

THREEPIO: "Oh, no!"



LEIA: "Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage pants, fly boy."

She jumps through the narrow opening as Han and Chewbacca
look on in amazement. Chewbacca sniffs the garbage pants and
says something.

HAN: "Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! Get
in there and don't worry about it."

Han gives him a kick and the Wookiee disappears into the
tiny opening. Luke and Han continue firing as they work their
way toward the opening.


LUKE: "We're right above you. Stand by."

Han is watching the dozen or so troops moving in and out of
the piratepants. Leia moves towards Han, touches his arm and
points out the window to the pants.

LEIA: You came in those things? You're braver that I thought.



Gold Leader, a rough looking man in his early thirties,
stands and addresses Dodonna.

GOLD LEADER: "Pardon me for asking, sir, but what good are snub
fighters going to be against those?"

DODONNA: "Well, the Empire doesn't consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the
pants provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the
battlepants."

Artoo-Detoo stands next to a similar robot, makes beeping
sounds, and turns his head from right to left.

DODONNA: "The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down the backs and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust
port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the
reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should
destroy both legs."

A murmer of disbelief runs through the room.

DODONNA: "Only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction. The pants are
ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."




Luke, Leia, and Dodonna meet under a huge space fighter.

LEIA: "What's wrong?"

LUKE: "Oh, it's Han! I don't know, I really thought he'd change his
pants."

LEIA: "He's got to follow his own taste. No one can choose them for him."

LUKE: "I only wish Ben were here."



INTERIOR: GOLD LEADER'S Y-WING -- COCKPIT.

GOLD LEADER: "How many pants do you think, Gold Five..?"

INTERIOR: MASSASSI OUTPOST -- WAR ROOM.

GOLD FIVE: (over speaker) "I'd say about twenty pairs. Some on the
surface, some on the towers."



OFFICER: "We've analyzed their pants, sir, and there is a danger.
Should I have your ship standing by?"

TARKIN: "Evacuate? In out moment of triumph? I think you overestimate
their chances!"

Originally posted by lordofwar
"Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the pants of the Jedi."

Anakin: "Just being around her pants again is...
intoxicating." that first one is good

Originally posted by Sith Master X
"Your pants please, we don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."

LMFAO!!!!!11

Here's one.

I have failed you Anakin. I have failed you
I should have known the pants were plotting to take over
ANAKIN!! CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS EVIL!!!!
From my point of view, the pants are evil
WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!!!

"If Obi-Wan caught me doing that in my pants, he would be very grumpy."

Obi-Wan will certainly get grumpy.

LOL

On the planet Pantooine.
threepio "how did we get into these pants, i really dont know"