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have u ever daydreamed a about a sandwich

in fact i believe i had, for like a milisecond!!!
what's einstein's theory on reletivity

E= Mc2

have ever felt like walking up 2 a complete stranger and slap em in the face 4 no reason

'course.

what is ur favourite past time actvity?

nothin i guess

Whats strange about youreself?

Myself.

What's my age again?

whos a who who??
will u ever smoke?

Been there done that.

How many mL's. are in 20 FL. OZ.?

20,000


how many hours does it take for a single coat of paint to dry on a living room wall?

a few.
ever been caught masturbating in math class?

Not caught.

Why is the sky blue?

Originally posted by justdecent
20,000


how many hours does it take for a single coat of paint to dry on a living room wall?

WRONG! 591 mL!

Originally posted by Syren
Not caught.

Why is the sky blue?

Because it is.

Why ask why?

Why not?

Does it make you feel good?

Does what make me feel good?

(That is the answer and the question.)

Anything you like...

So does it?

Yes, yes it does.

Mommy.. Daddy, How are babies made?

Well...first Mommies and Daddies wrestle on the bed, then after Daddy pins Mommy she screams happily for some reason! A few weeks later a stork tells Daddy that he knocked Mommy up and to prepare for Mommy to have mood swings.

Mommy eats a lot of weird food and gets fat. After 9 months they go to this store called the hospital where these guys in blue uniforms pick a baby from the baby tree and give it to the parents.

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What the ****?

do you ever wonder what it would be like to be a fruity drink?

no

do you lick or suck?

niether i'm a guy.

have you ever had a chance to become a millionair and turned it down/ screwed up

Originally posted by seriph
niether i'm a guy.

have you ever had a chance to become a millionair and turned it down/ screwed up

never

have u ever jumped off a cliff

Originally posted by El_NINO
no

do you lick or suck?

Dude,that's gross. And I'm not just saying that cause I'm a guy.

Does it taste like chicken?

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Does it taste like chicken?

you tell me.

Ever Hit a Child?

no

Ever bite your toenails?

no


Ever died your hair green?

Originally posted by melinda_warren
never

have u ever jumped off a cliff

Actually yeah in Cancun

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
no


Ever died your hair green?
pep rally

ever drank your own piss?

I think some of you people need counseling,or a life,OR...both.*nods head*

Did you ever get stuck in a box?

Atrocious grammar...

Have you ever been stuck in a box?

Yes... Twice...

Ever drink sour milk?

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Yes... Twice...

Ever drink sour milk? Um...yes as a dare.
Ever eat moldy bread?

Totally, not going to kill you...

Ever fallen over a wall?

on a bridge yes it was low anyone could have missed it.

Ever ran after a kid on Halloween caring a fake knife?

yea i did that last yeaer

Are you hi

no


would you eat a live chicken to survive?

No!


Would you jump off a buildind since you are blind,Mute,Deapth, and you have a dizezze?!

Yes!

Does my brother dress in womens clothes when there's nobody else in the house?

Does not compute!

ne1 ever been shot at

No, but i did get slashed in the legs

Are you gay?

no

why do you ask?

I dont know

What time were you born?

6:09 Am Pst

When Was The Last Time You Were President Of The United States?

In a previous life


What's the time?

2:14 Pm

Wut sport do you play for fun?

I play chess. (Full contact chess, a total super sport.)

What is the greatest thing you can say about cheese?

String Cheese!

Is blair witch real?

Oh so real

Do you like eggs?

Yerp

When Was The Exact Time You Bought Your First Toy?

12o noon have u ever killed someone with a steel dildo while wearing a bugs bunny costume

Originally posted by khfreak#1
12o noon have u ever killed someone with a steel dildo while wearing a bugs bunny costume no but I was tempted

Can u lick your elbow?

no.

can I lick yours?

not quite .do women like men who are hung like a horse or arent?

Are

Would you like to be so fat you can't walk?

No..unless I could float.

Will you buy me chees for Christmas?

hmm.. let's think
if is cheese i guess yes, 250gr will be enough...
but if you mean chess, well... i will buy you two boards!



would you buy a house in ebay if you could?

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
hmm.. let's think
if is cheese i guess yes, 250gr will be enough...
but if you mean chess, well... i will buy you two boards!



would you buy a house in ebay if you could?

Maya, you're bad!

No, because I could never live in a house that fits in my computer screen...too small.

Have you ever wanted to kill a hairdresser?

I do my own hair...

no
can u birp the alphabet

ok let me try again have u ever daydreamed bout cheese

no
do you like to do it yourself?

not really have u ever had ...........................................a cheese log (had u goin there didnt i)