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He comes down our chimneys , Eats our cookies and milk and leaves presants But what does he take? Nothing or everything? Could he actually be a thief in a Santa Suit. Santa is a big Cookie Eating Theif Pants. I'm Sure he took my candy Canes I had sitting on the table last Christmas Eve!

Well anyway, this year I have a little surprise for him, and it sure isn't cookies and milk.

It is actually terrifying..

I mean this fictional character is everywhere... Millions think he is real, people pretend he is and lie to their children....
It is horrible!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
It is actually terrifying..

I mean this fictional character is everywhere... Millions think he is real, people pretend he is and lie to their children....
It is horrible!
I'm scared. Hold Me

Actually im more terrified of the Easter Bunny. I mean one hes a bunny, and two he leaves candy and eggs in your home.

Santa's not real? weep

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Actually im more terrified of the Easter Bunny. I mean one hes a bunny, and two he leaves candy and eggs in your home.


I always thought of them as Easter Bunny Poop

But santa is overweight! He gives an unhealthy view of the human body!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
But santa is overweight! He gives an unhealthy view of the human body!

Thank you for that...

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Thank you for that...

My Pleasure

lol Yeah that actually gave me a jolt. I dont think I like Santa anymore if he looks like that.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
lol Yeah that actually gave me a jolt. I dont think I like Santa anymore if he looks like that.
Me either

You used to like Santa...

animal cruelty! Can you beleive what he did to that poor Rudolph..

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
You used to like Santa...

animal cruelty! Can you beleive what he did to that poor Rudolph..

No Please Tell me! is he okay?

How is Rudolphs' nose red anyway?

Still clogged with fireflies...

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Still clogged with fireflies...

Poor soul

Ewwch.. Just realising the ick factor to my own statement...

Santa, Is a Terrorist

Santa = satan

Santa=Satan lol thats funny.

It is true

Maybe I should keep my fireplace on all night, so when Santa comes down the chimney he has a little surprise.

Santa does = Satan....

Satan
S a n t a Owned

Originally posted by Prince Nauj
Wicked Cool

Originally posted by JacopeX
Yea santa claus, he some pohny fat ass who come down ya chmney brakin into ya house. He steal all the cookies like a pig. He go flyin around with his jolly ass and little susie says " mom! mom! The planet mercury.". Yea he named the reindeer after his biatches

Yea that dude sux. I dont belive it him.

Sata.... Sorry "Santa" trys to eat children.

Santa is evil! He is a big horned guy who wears red and has goat legs!

He is evil! Santa is satan! Santa is a fictional character who is everywhere! It is just NOT right!

Originally posted by Fianna
Santa's not real? weep

*holds Fianna*

Hush, sweetheart naughty

this is never good. he goes around and asks children to sit on his lap? how does he get away with this. the perveted santa satan must be abolished!

he is an evil character and has the easter bunny as his choclate excreteing helper! and poor poor rudolph.... wont anyone stop this madness!

oh yeh sarah i sent mollie that santa pic with happy xmas next to it

What about the Santanists what will they beleive in?

they are all over weight also they only believe in one thing. That he will come and take them away to join his perverted group of animal abusing child influencing and cookie stealing followers

Santa's Been spotted in downtown new york... Head down there with your pitchforks!

pitchforks are his friends, we are his enimes. head down there with herds of deer to persuade the reindeer to leave him. then attack him with bagels at dawn! )

He will eat our weapons!
And his thin young model wife will shout at us!

then we must send fat women with rifles. i am off to begin the battle

i bid you farewell!

I am staying... Fat women hate our kind!

Just discussing Satans stick thin wife!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Just discussing Satans stick thin wife!

Alright..

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
No, No, Pitchforks aren't going to cut it. We need something better, something bigger. Hmmm, we have to play to his strengths, trick him.

hmmm, I say we put a little something more dangerous then just flour in our cookies that we leave him.

ow about we just w ait with a 12 gauge Shotgun?

A weapon.. Maybe rocket launcher?

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
See thats the problem, we dont know if its actually him. For all we know it could be one of his doubles you know "Santa's helper". So we take out his helper, and then he knows we're on to him.

If we wait and plan something on christmas, and trick him into eating something, then theres no way he can get out of his fate.

Poisen....Arsenic....Hehe

We put bombs in the milk!!!

Ok...He is coming, throw your grenades!

Originally posted by hotsauce6548

*cocks gun*

*giggle*

*throws grenade at Bloigen*

*laughs*

You haven't taken the pin out!

Originally posted by Bloigen
*laughs*

You haven't taken the pin out!

lol

SANTA = JOHN GOODMAN

Originally posted by El_NINO
SANTA = JOHN GOODMAN