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You know, the kind where, I am the centrifugal figure, the head honcho, the Main Moose, and I have followers who will obey my every command and carry out my whims and fanatical views.

Think of it as a special club for the socially inept. For those who need a domineering force in their lives to tell them what to do.

We'll pass out pine cones at major airports and solicit for money.

Everyone can have antlers surgically implanted into their heads.

I will take upwards of 30 wives and sire countless offspring.

We'll all make a pact to join the Pagan Moose God, Bullwinkle in the netherworld, when life on earth gets too mundane.

And we'll call ourselves, The Mooseketeers.

So, who's first to sign up?

ME!

I can be a guru

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
ME!

OMG, it's working! Ahem...

I mean, excellent Maya. Maya Moose....that is your new cult name.

Originally posted by Clovie
I can be a guru

A guru who has relations with the Master Moose, yes... yes

I love Bullwinkle! touched

30 wives hmmm? disgust

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
OMG, it's working! Ahem...

I mean, excellent Maya. Maya Moose....that is your new cult name.

Oh Lord thanks! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/anbet_2.gif
Maya Moose sounds Outrageous! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/fies_sei.gif



PS: http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/deal_2.gif

Originally posted by Ms Flower
I love Bullwinkle! touched

Yeah...it's part of the job description, sweetie.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
A guru who has relations with the Master Moose, yes... yes ermm..? that's obligatory?
I thought about the kind of guru who gets a lot of presents

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yeah...it's part of the job description, sweetie. so what else shall I do then, make coffee?

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
Oh Lord thanks! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/anbet_2.gif
Maya Moose sounds Outrageous! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/fies_sei.gif



PS: http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/deal_2.gif

Oh, you're good at this....very good.

Originally posted by Clovie
ermm..? that's obligatory?
I thought about the kind of guru who gets a lot of presents

Uh...kinda...yeah, it's in the rules.

I didn't write 'em honey....



ok, yes I did.

Originally posted by Ms Flower
so what else shall I do then, make coffee?

Umm...yes, sure. And we need some decorating done.

Plus, you're the den mother.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Umm...yes, sure. And we need some decorating done.

Plus, you're the den mother. ok, Im good at being a mommy. Or so Im told.

*pulls big box o decorations from the closet...*

*helps with decorations*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Uh...kinda...yeah, it's in the rules.

I didn't write 'em honey....



ok, yes I did.

so no chance for getting lots of presents?

Originally posted by Fianna
*helps with decorations* *decorates*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh, you're good at this....very good.


yeah ...I'm part of the "Mooseketeers" http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/elkgrin.gif *wears outfit*
we need to make a party!

Originally posted by Clovie


so no chance for getting lots of presents?

Oh, there'll be presents Clovie. Lots of giving.....LOTS of giving...

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
yeah ...I'm part of the "Mooseketeers" http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/elkgrin.gif *wears outfit*
we need to make a party!

Right...Maya has the idea....party!

Everybody strip!!

*notices that he is the only naked one.*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh, there'll be presents Clovie. Lots of giving.....LOTS of giving... how should I understand this? eyes

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You know, the kind where, I am the centrifugal figure, the head honcho, the Main Moose, and I have followers who will obey my every command and carry out my whims and fanatical views.

Think of it as a special club for the socially inept. For those who need a domineering force in their lives to tell them what to do.

We'll pass out pine cones at major airports and solicit for money.

Everyone can have antlers surgically implanted into their heads.

I will take upwards of 30 wives and sire countless offspring.

We'll all make a pact to join the Pagan Moose God, Bullwinkle in the netherworld, when life on earth gets too mundane.

And we'll call ourselves, The Mooseketeers.

So, who's first to sign up? sign me up for the cult dancingman

oh...and maybe one of those wives positions too naughty

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
sign me up for the cult dancingman

oh...and maybe one of those wives positions too naughty

You can be our fish. yes

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Right...Maya has the idea....party!

Everybody strip!!

*notices that he is the only naked one.* *points eyes on Moose* ehey Moose... you look SO ... SO MOOSE!
*cough* well, let's celebrate this... beginning... you naked... *cheers*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You can be our fish. yes hmm a fish?

*climbs a ladder and stands on tip toes trying to reach the high window...* almooost....

Originally posted by Clovie
how should I understand this? eyes

Understand it any way you want to baby...

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
*points eyes on Moose* ehey Moose... you look SO ... SO MOOSE!
*cough* well, let's celebrate this... beginning... you naked... *cheers*

Yes....erm...right then....

Originally posted by Ms Flower
*climbs a ladder and stands on tip toes trying to reach the high window...* almooost.... If you need some help, let me know

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes....erm...right then.... naughty chess?

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
If you need some help, let me know

naughty chess? *watches* shock

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
If you need some help, let me know

naughty chess?

Yes, I'd love a game.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*watches* shock you can help us too Maynard

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes, I'd love a game. I wont let you win. http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/smoke.gif

I'm in, of course... I already have my name; English Moosette is back in business diva

thank you maya

kear-bear wavey

ShellBell

How are you darling?

Originally posted by Syren
ShellBell

How are you darling? Im well....better then the last several months... ....and you?

*begins warming milk for hot chocolate...*

Originally posted by Syren
I'm in, of course... I already have my name; English Moosette is back in business diva

Yay! clap I loved that girl.

no prob Shell, are you ready with all the deco?

I guess now we can turn the lights on

*goes out and looks the MOOSEHOUSE from the front side*

I think we need more lights Shellie
http://pics.uglychristmaslights.com/2005/reflection.jpg

Can never have too many lights..

True FI! ... *goes for more lights*

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
no prob Shell, are you ready with all the deco?

I guess now we can turn the lights on

*goes out and looks the MOOSEHOUSE from the front side*

I think we need more lights Shellie
http://pics.uglychristmaslights.com/2005/reflection.jpg

Holy Hell! My children, you have done well.

As a reward, we shall all engage in an orgy of Biblical proportions!

Or we can have fruti cake.

did you said FRUTI CAKE?!!

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
did you said FRUTI CAKE?!!

Amazingly I did...

Fruti cake? ..is that like extra fruti fruit cake?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Understand it any way you want to baby... I will get lotsa presents jumping45

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Amazingly I did... http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/arf_2.gif oh yes you did

Originally posted by Fianna
Fruti cake? ..is that like extra fruti fruit cake?

It's like, gay fruit cake.

*brings out tray with mugs of hot chocolate for everyone* I made it...now drink it...just be careful...that first sip packs a punch!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
It's like, gay fruit cake. as opposed to straight fruit cake?

Originally posted by Fianna
as opposed to straight fruit cake?

Yes, the complete opposite.

*takes hot chocolate* droolio
*takes some of that opposed-to-straight-fruti-cake*

Originally posted by Clovie
I will get lotsa presents jumping45

If you want to call them presents, yes.

*drinks hot chocolate to brace against the cold*

Alright chaps...I'm out..see y'all tomorrow group

*sits quietly and drinks pepsi with fruit cake*

C'ya FI! good night
*sits next to Ms Flower and starts to talk about flowers*

Originally posted by Fianna
*drinks hot chocolate to brace against the cold*

Alright chaps...I'm out..see y'all tomorrow group take care Ash hug

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
C'ya FI! good night
*sits next to Ms Flower and starts to talk about flowers* I love flowers....tiger lilies are my fav.

Originally posted by Ms Flower
take care Ash hug

I love flowers....tiger lilies are my fav. aww pretty, I like tulips

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
If you want to call them presents, yes. call whom presents?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You know, the kind where, I am the centrifugal figure, the head honcho, the Main Moose, and I have followers who will obey my every command and carry out my whims and fanatical views.

Think of it as a special club for the socially inept. For those who need a domineering force in their lives to tell them what to do.

We'll pass out pine cones at major airports and solicit for money.

Everyone can have antlers surgically implanted into their heads.

I will take upwards of 30 wives and sire countless offspring.

We'll all make a pact to join the Pagan Moose God, Bullwinkle in the netherworld, when life on earth gets too mundane.

And we'll call ourselves, The Mooseketeers.

So, who's first to sign up?

Followers - that would be the hunters tracking you

Pine cones at airports... *rings anti-terror squad*

Surgically implanted antlers - you are not implanting your "antler" in me!

30 wives because they keep divorcing you!

The only god of mousse is ONKEN! http://www.onkendairy.co.uk/products_mousse.aspx

and moosekteers? arnt they the soldiers who fire lead shot out of muskets???



WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

Originally posted by TigerLover
Followers - that would be the hunters tracking you

Pine cones at airports... *rings anti-terror squad*

Surgically implanted antlers - you are not implanting your "antler" in me!

30 wives because they keep divorcing you!

The only god of mousse is ONKEN! http://www.onkendairy.co.uk/products_mousse.aspx

and moosekteers? arnt they the soldiers who fire lead shot out of muskets???



WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

Followers - that would be the hunters tracking you - so what? I take what I can get.

Pine cones at airports... *rings anti-terror squad* Yeah? *calls Gender reassignment squad*

Surgically implanted antlers - you are not implanting your "antler" in me! Like you've ever complained!

30 wives because they keep divorcing you! I got nuthin.

The only god of mousse is ONKEN! http://www.onkendairy.co.uk/products_mousse.aspx Not nice.

and moosekteers? arnt they the soldiers who fire lead shot out of muskets???


Sign in blood, right here.

*slits wrist* *grabs stick*

Sure I'll join. Who do I take my orders from?

Originally posted by DarkC
Sure I'll join. Who do I take my orders from?

Umm...hello? wavey

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Umm...hello? wavey
Oh, thought there might've been captains or somethin'.

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, thought there might've been captains or somethin'.

I guess there could be....I'll have to look at my 'family' here and see what I can come up with.

For now, go out and solicit for money.

What can I do for you my dear Moose?

Ignore me I'm new so im randomly posting in threads to get the feel of this place.

Moose! I want to Sign up if its still possible!

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
What can I do for you my dear Moose?

I'm so glad you're here.

I need help re-arranging the furniture in the master bedroom...won't take long...an hour or 2...or 3.... naughty

Originally posted by stackaberry
Ignore me I'm new so im randomly posting in threads to get the feel of this place.

Post away.

Pine cone?

What is it with you and pine cones?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'm so glad you're here.

I need help re-arranging the furniture in the master bedroom...won't take long...an hour or 2...or 3.... naughty okay naughty...
I will be there re-arranging *winks*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Post away.

Pine cone?

Pine cones?

*Grabs Rope*

So What am I doing

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
okay naughty...
I will be there re-arranging *winks*

Be in to help you in a moment....I have to deal with Mas who is for some reason grabbing a rope.

Originally posted by stackaberry
Pine cones?

It's a moose thing...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Be in to help you in a moment....I have to deal with Mas who is for some reason grabbing a rope. okay ... *continues rearranging*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
It's a moose thing...

My room mate has this huge moose teddy! It is just laying on her bed! It freaks me out a little!

I knew thatt


*Puts a nice Robe on*

*sits and sighs* Scott...you must find me a strong helper. All this den mommy work is keeping me a little isolated and lonely.

and Scott....can this strong helper be of English decent? shock

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
okay ... *continues rearranging*

Ok, well, that is taken care of....


*goes into room with Maya*

Ok then...lets get down to business here...*closes door*

Originally posted by Ms Flower
*sits and sighs* Scott...you must find me a strong helper. All this den mommy work is keeping me a little isolated and lonely.

and Scott....can this strong helper be of English decent? shock

Hmm...Gee....I'll think on that...WHO could we get?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Hmm...Gee....I'll think on that...WHO could we get? you know who.... *whispers in your ear who...* make it happen...tell him I need him.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ok, well, that is taken care of....


*goes into room with Maya*

Ok then...lets get down to business here...*closes door*


good that you are here it will take us a long time
I need some help with this new... hmm.. the new lamp

Originally posted by Ms Flower
you know who.... *whispers in your ear who...* make it happen...tell him I need him.

I'll do what I can.

Isn't that better suited for the Santa Moose thread?

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
good that you are here it will take us a long time
I need some help with this new... hmm.. the new lamp

Yes...the lamp. What a sexy lamp it is too... droolio

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'll do what I can.

Isn't that better suited for the Santa Moose thread?

You have a Santa thread too!

Originally posted by stackaberry
You have a Santa thread too!

Aye...I have a few threads here.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Aye...I have a few threads here.

I bet your post count is quite high!

Originally posted by stackaberry
I bet your post count is quite high!

Uhh...it may be...I don't really know.

14k! What do you lot talk about! Is it women!

Originally posted by stackaberry
14k! What do you lot talk about! Is it women!

Sooometimes....

You seem VERY familiar to me....have we ever met before?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Sooometimes....

You seem VERY familiar to me....have we ever met before?

Unless you been to Ireland! Or Sarah's wee forum.

Originally posted by stackaberry
Unless you been to Ireland! Or Sarah's wee forum.

No...not there. Hmm..........odd.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes...the lamp. What a sexy lamp it is too... droolio yes it is

A Moose Cult?

Mass Suicides?

If so, I'm in!

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
yes it is

I thought you had fallen asleep.

Wouldn't be the first time...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I thought you had fallen asleep.

Wouldn't be the first time... no, i don't fall sleep... maybe later
i'm waiting for you, you are too busy today

Oh...A cult...I make the puddins for our meetings.

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
no, i don't fall sleep... maybe later
i'm waiting for you, you are too busy today

Darlin, I am all yours.....

Well, yours and the 29 other wives. And Maynard's, apparently.

But for now, I'm yours...droolio

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
Oh...A cult...I make the puddins for our meetings.

We don't really have meetings per se...we just all live here and convene together.

But pudding is great!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You know, the kind where, I am the centrifugal figure, the head honcho, the Main Moose, and I have followers who will obey my every command and carry out my whims and fanatical views.

Think of it as a special club for the socially inept. For those who need a domineering force in their lives to tell them what to do.

We'll pass out pine cones at major airports and solicit for money.

Everyone can have antlers surgically implanted into their heads.

I will take upwards of 30 wives and sire countless offspring.

We'll all make a pact to join the Pagan Moose God, Bullwinkle in the netherworld, when life on earth gets too mundane.

And we'll call ourselves, The Mooseketeers.

So, who's first to sign up?

I want in!

What can I be? Puddin the....red nosed moose?

oh and i luv the Merry Christmoose thing very clever.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes, just no Moose suicides.

Oh, I see what you did there....


I think I'll leave this cult... because you're all going to pun hell.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I want in!

And in, you shall be.

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
What can I be? Puddin the....red nosed moose?

oh and i luv the Merry Christmoose thing very clever.

Thank you. I was up all night thinking it up.

You can be wife number 7.

*arrives* diva

Did someone say cult? santa3 Im in!

7?...... 7!?...... SEVEN!!???!!!

.... I love that number sadwalk

Wow the hoda people took a while to get Happy Honda Days.
I need to think of somthing clever....

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
S3ven
Se7en.... Great film..

OOOOOOOOoo..........Cult !! Moose !! *jumps up and down* MIIIEEE !! can i join

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Did someone say cult? santa3 Im in!

Go out and spread the word...

Actually, come over here and spread the cheer.

there are clever people here...

Originally posted by Fianna
*arrives* diva

Ahh...Diva wife Number 1....droolio

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Darlin, I am all yours.....

Well, yours and the 29 other wives. And Maynard's, apparently.

But for now, I'm yours...droolio well, i need to get use to share you http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/glare.gif but well.. I can't change that

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh come on! We need the comic relief! And you can double as a gargoyle...

Comic relief..... a clown prostitute....

Swish.

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
OOOOOOOOoo..........Cult !! Moose !! *jumps up and down* MIIIEEE !! can i join

Ash, darling, of course.... #8#....nice....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ahh...Diva wife Number 1....droolio Hmmm....I like being numder 1... eyes

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ash, darling, of course.... #8#....nice....

YAY !!! *tackles then hugs*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
And in, you shall be.

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
YAY !!! *tackles then hugs*

Whoa. I knew it was coming, but I still get assaulted.

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
well, i need to get use to share you http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/glare.gif but well.. I can't change that

Listen, you can all share me at once....I'm a VERY giving person. yes

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Come on..do something funny...fall down...SOMETHING!

Why don't you make me moosey..

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Listen, you can all share me at once....I'm a VERY giving person. yes lol okay... write my name in your agenda

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
lol okay... write my name in your agenda

*writes down Maya*

Ok, now what?

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
ooooooooooooohhh attitude. diva

.... sadwalk

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ladies....would you mind teaching the utensil some manners?

I think cat o nines will suffice.

Whip me all you want... I'll never talk...

*checks script*

Whip me all you want... I'll never fall...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Whoa. I knew it was coming, but I still get assaulted.

you know me to well

Aww...whats wrong spoon?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*writes down Maya*

Ok, now what? http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/clapping.gif good ..
dont forget! http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/hammer.gif we'll go shopping

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
Aww...whats wrong spoon?

Erm.....

Too much war?

Got out of that one.... Smelling of roses aswell, I should make a living out of lying...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose


Read the next line....go on....I'll help you...

My name is spoony and I'm a major poop head.

Go on, your turn.
Ouch man, you cut me deep.


And I liked it..

what sounds do mooses make?

youpi

I am Non-Wife #1. That suits me just fine

Oh.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'll do what I can.

Isn't that better suited for the Santa Moose thread? well, where is he then?

*waits*

Originally posted by Syren
youpi

I am Non-Wife #1. That suits me just fine

You're a common mistress.


Ok, not so common.

*sneaks up behind the moose, throws him down on the table and gives him a big sloppy kiss with tongue*

*runs off*