The Stupidest Characters in Comics

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Draco69
Who are the stupidest characters in comics. They don't necessarily have to be complete dumb-@$$es. For example, I think Cyclops is incredibly stupid to have cheaten on ominpotent being called the Phoenix. I also think despite Superman's genius intellect he's quite dense in alot of situations. So post away!


Note: Wolverine8888 is not a comic book character and if he was he would certainly win the crown for eternity....

roughrider
For villans, Absorbing Man.

Thor has some wisdom, as a God, but can be outfoxed without much trouble by someone like Loki. He often acts rashly, which is why Odin was always trying to learn him some lessons ( mythic Thor dealt with most problems by killing the closest thing to him.)

Fishy 500
"cheaten on ominpotent being called the Phoenix."

My friend your news service is out of date .... she is no longer 'ominpotent' !

Kryptonians .... Why the **** did they not leave Krypton ????????

Draco69
I ask myself that question too. They can build Phantom Zone projectors but spaceships are hard to come by?

Fishy 500
Originally posted by Draco69
I ask myself that question too. They can build Phantom Zone projectors but spaceships are hard to come by?

you'd think them becoming gods , would be a bit on an incentive confused ! They can Genetically create beings that can move planets, defy gravity and survive nukes, and yet they haven't ever thought of space travel? confused roll eyes (sarcastic)

MORONS ! mad

Draco69
Or Jor-el. Took him weeks to build a spaceship. Ever think of just buying a couple. It's not like the guy wasn't the richest man on Krypton....

DarkCrawler
Namor when fighting Wolverine...shifty

Anyone fighting Wolverine seems to be weaker and more stupid when they do that...is that an new power of his? Effect people like that?

Juntai
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Namor when fighting Wolverine...shifty

Anyone fighting Wolverine seems to be weaker and more stupid when they do that...is that an new power of his? Effect people like that? My friends call it "The Aboot Force". Once Wolverine decides to engage you, he starts talking in crazy Canadian gibberish, the untolerable agony makes you forget your powers until your forced into hand to hand combat with him .. and NO ONE can beat Wolverine hand to hand. Faster than light hand movement, and claws that can cut ANYTHING, even abstract things, like thought bubbles, or time and space. And no amount of force will deter him, ever.

Adam Warlock
Batman who thinks none of his messes are his fault. and the all mighty bat god kick. I f##king hate that move.

Scoobless
Batman isn't stupid..... who else would think to carry shark repellent in their helicopter????

see.... yes


stick out tongue

DigiMark007
General Kinky. With all of his nigh-omnipotent powers, he should've waltzed through the herald-tourney a while back. What a dumbass!

smile

-DM

Scoobless
Originally posted by DigiMark007
General Kinky. With all of his nigh-omnipotent powers, he should've waltzed through the herald-tourney a while back. What a dumbass!

smile

-DM

I blame his writers

stick out tongue

Sir Whirlysplat
Phoenix, what tosh, no one says the K word anymore except madonna smile

Keep the faith smile

Stay Whirly rock

willRules
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Wolverine seems to be weaker and more stupid when they do that...is that an new power of his? Effect people like that?


he had the same effect on spidey in the berlin graveyard.

The stupidest hero? that would be a superhero i read about in Wizard comics. he had the ability to turn anything he touched into an explosive weapon. he scratched his butt. laughing out loud its true, I would post the pic but I don't have a scanner..............

aton_ra
batman is stupid , because he had many chances to get some good ol punani from wonder woman and never took them.

thor is stupid because he should just kill loki (and make sure he stays dead) , and ragnarok would never happen and i don't care that there is a law forbidding one asgardian to kill another.

kryptonians are stupid for listening to a cold emotionless machine instead of jor-el (jor-el was pretty much the only one with any normal sense).

and captain america and the avengers are stupid for not deciding to kill wanda when they had the chance.

Inspectah Deck
DD stick out tongue

Sir Whirlysplat
"Hulk SMASH" his no brain surgeon thats for sure

Ultimate Hulk43
Molecule Man and his stupid wand.

Nuff said.

The Ion
Green Lanterns.

"My ring can do damn near anything......so I'm gonna make some boxing gloves!"

Ultimate Hulk43
Green Lantern's cool with me.

Speedy(the junkie)

Juntai
Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Green Lantern's cool with me.

Speedy(the junkie) Arsenal is a badass.

Ultimate Hulk43
But Speedy used to be a junkie.*nods head*

Juntai
Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
But Speedy used to be a junkie.*nods head* Yeah, then he got sent away train with Monks and is a master with any and all weapons, including things he randomly picks up. Be it ranged or melee.

Dizzle
Originally posted by Juntai
Yeah, then he got sent away train with Monks and is a master with any and all weapons, including things he randomly picks up. Be it ranged or melee.

Hence, Arsenal is a badass...

Absorbing Man is probably the only person ever to defeat Thor in single combat, then get his ass handed to him by a piece of cardboard.

Hulk's a f***ing genius. If you disagree, he WILL eat you.

Chuck Norris is both the stupidest comic book character and the smartest comic book character. Why? Chuck Norris is everything.

Piedmon
The Ten-Eyed Man..... An eyeball on each fingertip was his only power.....

He was defeated when, acting on instinct, he caught a cactus that had been tossed at him.... with both hands....

Ultimate Hulk43
cough the Puppet Master cough

The Puppet Master's alright but not a villain I want to see all the time since all he does is control people with clay.

willRules
Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
cough the Puppet Master cough

The Puppet Master's alright but not a villain I want to see all the time since all he does is control people with clay.



could you imagine him in a fight?


"hang on, don't hit me yet............let..........let..........me.......im.........just setting..........up my....pottery wheel set............could you just give me an hour, please?"

Ultimate Hulk43
Yep.And how about the writers actually giving him the ability to control people?And he's ugly,REALLY ugly.*shudders*

Evil Genius
Originally posted by Piedmon
The Ten-Eyed Man..... An eyeball on each fingertip was his only power.....

He was defeated when, acting on instinct, he caught a cactus that had been tossed at him.... with both hands....

Imagine an eye on the end of your finger eek! how cool is that, you could see if food is caught in a cavity, if you have wiped your ass properly and look up skirts. See if someone is chasing you look behind you without turning round. I magine if you were a teacher you could write on the board without turning round.

Ultimate Hulk43
But then there's the chance of being chased by an angry mob who's also calling you a freak or mutant. stick out tongue

Next Venom_girl
http://www.geocities.com/marvel_villains/oops.html
http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/spideyvillains.htm

Ultimate Hulk43
laughing out loud The writers must've been on drugs.

Scoobless
Cardiac isn't that bad

Ultimate Hulk43
Still,he's nothing compared to the likes of Venom or the Lizard.

DarkCrawler
http://www.seanbaby.com/stupcom/10eyedman.htm

willRules
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
http://www.seanbaby.com/stupcom/10eyedman.htm


laughing out loud

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