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I did!

Yup I just grabbed a hold of it and tugged and pulled till it came off in my hand, you should have seen the mess!

(I didnt know mooses blood was whiteish in colour though... )

weep ..how could you do such thing...

but he enjoyed it!


they were definately moans of pleasure not groans of pain!

Originally posted by TigerLover
but he enjoyed it!


they were definately moans of pleasure not groans of pain!

"Ow, you dirty son of a whore, I'm gonna kill you" is NOT a moan of pleasure.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
"Ow, you dirty son of a whore, I'm gonna kill you" is NOT a moan of pleasure.

Oh! whoopsie... my mistake then...

*throws evidence away* well look on the brightside, you'll be able to keep your pants on now that they will fit better...

Originally posted by TigerLover
Oh! whoopsie... my mistake then...

*throws evidence away* well look on the brightside, you'll be able to keep your pants on now that they will fit better...

But I've got a gaping hole in my ass now.




Shut up! You know what I mean.

Originally posted by TigerLover
(I didnt know mooses blood was whiteish in colour though... ) eww.....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
But I've got a gaping hole in my ass now.




Shut up! You know what I mean.

yup and except for the teeth and tongue it matches the one in your face! msn-oh

shocking ...buuurrrnn...diva

Originally posted by TigerLover
yup and except for the teeth and tongue it matches the one in your face! msn-oh

I don't like you.

*Pins tail on wall next to DaCanadianMoosePa*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I don't like you.

bu.. but... was it something I did? was it something I said? cry

Hey Mr Moose I is real sorry, so I find pretty picture for you to make you feel better while you heals up...

Originally posted by TigerLover
Hey Mr Moose I is real sorry, so I find pretty picture for you to make you feel better while you heals up...

Oh for God's sake....

That's like full blown moose porn there

Originally posted by TigerLover
Hey Mr Moose I is real sorry, so I find pretty picture for you to make you feel better while you heals up...

Didn't know you took such pik's moosie

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Didn't know you took such pik's moosie

I'm pretty hawwwt eh?

*steps into thread and leaves very slowly*


lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*steps into thread and leaves very slowly*


lol

No come back...*runs after her, drool forming on his lower lip* it's all fun and games in here... gahhhhhhh.................drool

What is this? Pin the tail on the Moose game?

Originally posted by WindDancer
What is this? Pin the tail on the Moose game?

*grabs Danny by the front of the shirt, falling down*

Dude.....call the police..... call the POLICE......

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
No come back...*runs after her, drool forming on his lower lip* it's all fun and games in here... gahhhhhhh.................drool




*steps back in*

The music band or the cops?

*breaks free during the confusion of the question*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh for God's sake....

apparently the shemoose in that pic will do anything for a bit of your tail!

so I gave her the whole lot in one go

Lets keep it for good luck.

Originally posted by LethalFemme


*steps back in*

*pulls himself together*

Hey...Hey...

Despite my lack of tail....I'm allllllll moose.... naughty

Originally posted by WindDancer
The music band or the cops?

*breaks free during the confusion of the question*

Yeah, because Sting can help me in this situation....COWARD!!!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*pulls himself together*

Hey...Hey...

Despite my lack of tail....I'm allllllll moose.... naughty


I hate to tell you this moosie but I think your tail died in my hand cuz it's started to go all hard...

Originally posted by TigerLover
I hate to tell you this moosie but I think your tail died in my hand cuz it's started to go all hard...

no

S'not my tail.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
no

S'not my tail.

what! oh ewww! that is disgusting!

oh well serves me right for putting my hand in your pocket again... doh

Originally posted by TigerLover
what! oh ewww! that is disgusting!

oh well serves me right for putting my hand in your pocket again... doh




And I thank you very much.

Same time next week?

*leaves $20 on the table*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*pulls himself together*

Hey...Hey...

Despite my lack of tail....I'm allllllll moose.... naughty

so can I see you tail............

Originally posted by LethalFemme
so can I see you tail............

Can you see my tail?

Might be a bit of problem, seeing as some thoughtless wench yanked it offa me earlier.... *glares at Tigerlover*

I'd be happy to show you anything else though.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Can you see my tail?

Might be a bit of problem, seeing as some thoughtless wench yanked it offa me earlier.... *glares at Tigerlover*

I'd be happy to show you anything else though.

do you have anything else worth showing.....................

Originally posted by LethalFemme
do you have anything else worth showing.....................

Of course..... naughty

I've got this lovely "Precious Moments" collection of figurines, and a really cool Star Wars Action Figure collection as well...


Unless you're looking for more adult themes.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Of course..... naughty

I've got this lovely "Precious Moments" collection of figurines, and a really cool Star Wars Action Figure collection as well...


Unless you're looking for more adult themes.


action figures wow...............

and when you say adult you mean......................

..weirdo's all of you... leftright

Originally posted by LethalFemme
action figures wow...............

and when you say adult you mean......................

I mean...not PG 13...not for children...not unless accompanied by an adult.

Originally posted by Fianna
..weirdo's all of you... leftright

join us...................join us

I've already signed up for full Moose weirdness....'tis a burden I must bear...

Originally posted by Fianna
I've already signed up for full Moose weirdness....'tis a burden I must bear...

That's right sweetie, and what an adventure it's been, right? RIGHT?!?!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
That's right sweetie, and what an adventure it's been, right? RIGHT?!?! YES!!! ...alright...it's been FUN!! ....let's hope it carry's on for awhile naughty

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I mean...not PG 13...not for children...not unless accompanied by an adult.


clap that one, that oneclapping

Originally posted by TigerLover
I did!

Yup I just grabbed a hold of it and tugged and pulled till it came off in my hand, you should have seen the mess!

(I didnt know mooses blood was whiteish in colour though... )

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU

Originally posted by Fianna
YES!!! ...alright...it's been FUN!! ....let's hope it carry's on for awhile naughty

Why...did it...take you SO LONG TO ANSWER?! Do I bore you? If so....I can change that naughty

Originally posted by LethalFemme
clap that one, that oneclapping Like the Nightmare on Elm Street movies

Originally posted by Susan-Storm
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU

2 minutes tops......lol

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Why...did it...take you SO LONG TO ANSWER?! Do I bore you? If so....I can change that naughty It only took me FOUR MINUTES TO ANSWER!!...no you don't bore me, I just fell asleep..

I can always take more excitment.. eyes

Originally posted by Fianna
Like the Nightmare on Elm Street movies

sure we can all watch that together

Originally posted by Fianna
It only took me FOUR MINUTES TO ANSWER!!...no you don't bore me, I just fell asleep..

I can always take more excitment.. eyes


you fell asleep.................i thought "Moose Mountain" was a bad ride but...............lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
clap that one, that oneclapping

Ohhh! Ok...well, just step into my PM box and I'll share.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
sure we can all watch that together All three of us? ...as long as the couch is big and comfy

Originally posted by Fianna
It only took me FOUR MINUTES TO ANSWER!!...no you don't bore me, I just fell asleep..

I can always take more excitment.. eyes


4 minutes is an eternittttty when I am waiting to here from you...

OMG...gag me...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ohhh! Ok...well, just step into my PM box and I'll share.

*steps in pm box*whistling

Originally posted by Fianna
All three of us? ...as long as the couch is big and comfy

and snacks

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*steps in pm box*whistling Just don't go too far in.. Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
4 minutes is an eternittttty when I am waiting to here from you...

OMG...gag me... Cute.. *gags....hard* smoke

Originally posted by Fianna
All three of us? ...as long as the couch is big and comfy

I'M IN THE MIDDLE!

Originally posted by Fianna
Just don't go too far in.. Cute.. *gags....hard* smoke

"too far in"..............speaking from experience?...............lol

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'M IN THE MIDDLE!

why do guys always wanna be in the middle

Originally posted by LethalFemme
"too far in"..............speaking from experience?...............lol Nope..speaking from the position of the online girlfriend...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
you fell asleep.................i thought "Moose Mountain" was a bad ride but...............lol

Do I KNOW you? You're awfully insulting for someone who hasn't experienced me....

Nope...not even I can pull that one off....

Originally posted by Fianna
Nope..speaking from the position of the online girlfriend...

and your letting me flirt.........lol

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Do I KNOW you? You're awfully insulting for someone who hasn't experienced me....

Nope...not even I can pull that one off....

no you cant.............lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
and your letting me flirt.........lol Not letting....I know it doesn't mean much, so I'm not overly bothered....

Originally posted by Fianna
Not letting....I know it doesn't mean much, so I'm not overly bothered....

ouch that hurts

but true..............ill find someone 4 me

Originally posted by LethalFemme
ouch that hurts

but true..............ill find someone 4 me I hope you do...

Originally posted by Fianna
I hope you do...

there are a few ppl who pm me or just make their feelings clear in the threads.....lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
there are a few ppl who pm me or just make their feelings clear in the threads.....lol Ahh..that's cool...like who?

Originally posted by Fianna
Ahh..that's cool...like who?

im not gonna put then out there but if you look in any of the threads ive posted in you'll usually see like 1 or 2........lol

Originally posted by Fianna
Not letting....I know it doesn't mean much, so I'm not overly bothered....

Ah...the old 'ball and chain' making her presence felt.

Damn right eyes

omdl silly geese

Originally posted by Fianna
Damn right eyes

Ahh...my tugboat has arrived.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ahh...my tugboat has arrived. Hey, my dear weight-around-my-neck..

Originally posted by Fianna
Hey, my dear weight-around-my-neck..

Always so sweet...you're a dream

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Always so sweet...you're a dream I know...and you're an absolute sweetheart to me....

Originally posted by Fianna
I know...and you're an absolute sweetheart to me....

Darn it, let's be sweet together.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Darn it, let's be sweet together. I'm up for that love.. in_love

Originally posted by Fianna
I'm up for that love.. in_love


Aren't we just the most sickening couple?

hello schott

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Aren't we just the most sickening couple? Yeah...we just make me want to vomit..

Originally posted by Frozen kisses
hello schott

Herro Sharah.

Originally posted by Fianna
Yeah...we just make me want to vomit..

Ohhh...I love it when you vomit.


Errrrk!!! Okay...enough of this....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ohhh...I love it when you vomit.


Errrrk!!! Okay...enough of this.... Precisely....*attempts to push you over*

Originally posted by Fianna
Precisely....*attempts to push you over*

*Puts you in a headlock, picks you up and dumps you in the chocolate pudding vat*

*grabs hold and pulls you in*

Originally posted by Fianna
*grabs hold and pulls you in*


*moose costume peels off and I am left standing at the side of the vat, entirely looking like a sheep*

OM!!! LANA was right!!!!!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*moose costume peels off and I am left standing at the side of the vat, entirely looking like a sheep*

OM!!! LANA was right!!!!! *holds up moose costume* ...interesting.....can't say I was expecting that....