How smart are you?
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T.V.O.T.I.
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop
and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
Koala MeatPie
1- 1st
2- Impossible, your last. You can't overtake the last persone unless you are behind. UNLESS
You are first and "lapped" the last person.
3- 4100
4- Mary
5- He Tells the seller, he's blind note mute.
Lana
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
1- 1st
2- Impossible, your last. You can't overtake the last persone unless you are behind. UNLESS
You are first and "lapped" the last person.
3- 4100
4- Nunu
5- He Tells the seller, he's blind note mute.
Actually, the fifth daughter's name is Mary
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leana marie
that last person got mary wrong its mary
Lana
Cheater
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Koala MeatPie
Originally posted by Lana
Actually, the fifth daughter's name is Mary
Congradualtions, You've stated the blantly obvious. and all you had to do is quote me. I'm impressed.
TwisterGameX
I think it's fred
BackFire
Smart enough not to waste time answer those questions.
Koala MeatPie
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
I think it's fred
Thats my name...
Lana
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Congradualtions, You've stated the blantly obvious. and all you had to do is quote me. I'm impressed.
Which of course explains why your post I quoted is different than your post, which was edited after I posted...
TwisterGameX
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Thats my name...
I know
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Koala MeatPie
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
I know
Oh.
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Right.
TwisterGameX
Lana's name backwards is Anal
Sorry i am bored
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Koala MeatPie
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Lana's name backwards is Anal
Sorry i am bored
When "Laughing Out Loud" is mean't quite literally.
Lana
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Lana's name backwards is Anal
Sorry i am bored
Deathblow (the music mod) always calls me that since he made that connection
But I call him Samantha or Samuela in return
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overlord
I want you all to know that I am mucho smart!!!!!!!!
Koala MeatPie
So Lana actually means Anal backwards... Hum We learn everyday.
Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
1- 1st
2- Impossible, your last. You can't overtake the last persone unless you are behind. UNLESS
You are first and "lapped" the last person.
3- 4100
4- Mary
5- He Tells the seller, he's blind note mute.
You overtake the person in 2nd place, doesn't that make you 2nd place now?
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Koala MeatPie
your absolutly right.
Lana
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So Lana actually means Anal backwards... Hum We learn everyday.
No it does not....Lana is short for Alana which is my real name.
Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Lana
No it does not....Lana is short for Alana which is my real name.
Not our fault you use the name Lana though.
AnaL LanA
TwisterGameX
Originally posted by Lana
No it does not....Lana is short for Alana which is my real name.
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Alana you sound like an rpg/anime/comic character
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Koala MeatPie
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
(...)you use the name Lana though.
(...)
Lana
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Not our fault you use the name Lana though.
AnaL LanA
**** off Ken
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TwisterGameX
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Seriously Lance, Stop annoying the lady,
Now we all know she likes it up from behind. Its common knowlege now
You crossed the line dude shock
Lana
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Seriously Lance, Stop annoying the lady,
Now we all know she likes it up from behind. Its common knowlege now
Seriously, shut up. I don't appreciate being made fun of like this in the least.
Koala MeatPie
Yeahhhhh Well teasing / making fun of. Anways, how's the weather?
TwisterGameX
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Yeahhhhh Well teasing / making fun of. Anways, how's the weather?
Not cool
Koala MeatPie
Oh sure, thats not what you posted before you edited anwyays
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DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by T.V.O.T.I.
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop
and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
1st
N/P
5000
Nunu
Pulling down his pants.
DanieLs_4_Ever
Wow you're funny!
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Lana
Well, you did get every question wrong.
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Lana
Well, you did get every question wrong.
How is that?
TigerLover
I is reel smart I got um all right affer readin the ansurs a cuple of times!
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Lana
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
How is that?
The answers have been posted already.....but they are:
1. 2nd place
2. Not possible
3. 4100
4. Mary
Bonus: By asking.
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by TigerLover
I is reel smart I got um all right affer readin the ansurs a cuple of times!
Love the spelling.
Mišt
Originally posted by Lana
The answers have been posted already.....but they are:
1. 2nd place
2. Not possible
3. 4100
4. Mary
Bonus: By asking.
You sure its 4100? By Take does he mean subtract 1000, or start with 1000?
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Lana
I read it as 'start with 1000'. If it's the other way, then it'd be 3100.
Well then I didnt get them ALL wrong. I put NP for the second one. And how is the 4th one "Mary"?
TigerLover
sooo if we take the 1000 where do we take it to, and do we then do the sums when we get there?
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Mišt
Originally posted by Lana
I read it as 'start with 1000'. If it's the other way, then it'd be 3100.
Yeah I wasnt sure what he meant..
It would be 2100
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BackFire
The correct answer to all these questions are - "Who gives a shit?"
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by BackFire
The correct answer to all these questions are - "Who gives a shit?"
Okay, Im with him on this one..But if I had said that then Id get bitched at.
Mišt
Originally posted by Lana
No it wouldn't, cos you'd be starting with -1000
-1000 + 1000 = 0
+ 1000 + 1000 = 2000
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TigerLover
also on question 2 is it that we're passing the last person from us in which case we'd be in first place...
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DanieLs_4_Ever
Well..these were hard questions that involved my brain to be working. That was 2 mistakes right there.
Mišt
Originally posted by Lana
Errr.....f*ck.
I've had a long and not so great day
Mist wins
Originally posted by TigerLover
also on question 2 is it that we're passing the last person from us in which case we'd be in first place...
You could be in any position really, if the last one is a slow fat kid and everyone else is faster, everyone can overtake him.
Lana
Just dumb luck on your part, Mist
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TigerLover
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Well..these were hard questions that involved my brain to be working. That was 2 mistakes right there.
hehe I'm with you on that one, I think my cerebral thermostat just blew...
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by TigerLover
hehe I'm with you on that one, I think my cerebral thermostat just blew...
lol!!!
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TigerLover
err... so moving swiftly on....
Is a dog that barks continuously and loudly in the middle of a forest still a bad dog?
Koala MeatPie
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T.V.O.T.I.
ty all 4 participating. I was very amused.
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