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First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?


Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop
and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

1- 1st

2- Impossible, your last. You can't overtake the last persone unless you are behind. UNLESS

You are first and "lapped" the last person.

3- 4100

4- Mary

5- He Tells the seller, he's blind note mute.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
1- 1st

2- Impossible, your last. You can't overtake the last persone unless you are behind. UNLESS

You are first and "lapped" the last person.

3- 4100

4- Nunu

5- He Tells the seller, he's blind note mute.

Actually, the fifth daughter's name is Mary

that last person got mary wrong its mary

?

Cheater

Originally posted by Lana
Actually, the fifth daughter's name is Mary
Congradualtions, You've stated the blantly obvious. and all you had to do is quote me. I'm impressed.

I think it's fred

Smart enough not to waste time answer those questions.

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
I think it's fred

Thats my name...

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Congradualtions, You've stated the blantly obvious. and all you had to do is quote me. I'm impressed.

Which of course explains why your post I quoted is different than your post, which was edited after I posted...

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Thats my name...

I know

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
I know

Oh. Right.

Lana's name backwards is Anal


Sorry i am bored

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Lana's name backwards is Anal


Sorry i am bored

When "Laughing Out Loud" is mean't quite literally.

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Lana's name backwards is Anal


Sorry i am bored



Deathblow (the music mod) always calls me that since he made that connection

But I call him Samantha or Samuela in return

Originally posted by Lana


Deathblow (the music mod) always calls me that since he made that connection

But I call him Samantha or Samuela in return

I want you all to know that I am mucho smart!!!!!!!!

So Lana actually means Anal backwards... Hum We learn everyday.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
1- 1st

2- Impossible, your last. You can't overtake the last persone unless you are behind. UNLESS

You are first and "lapped" the last person.

3- 4100

4- Mary

5- He Tells the seller, he's blind note mute.

You overtake the person in 2nd place, doesn't that make you 2nd place now?

your absolutly right.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So Lana actually means Anal backwards... Hum We learn everyday.

No it does not....Lana is short for Alana which is my real name.

Originally posted by Lana
No it does not....Lana is short for Alana which is my real name.

Not our fault you use the name Lana though.

AnaL LanA

Originally posted by Lana
No it does not....Lana is short for Alana which is my real name.


Alana you sound like an rpg/anime/comic character

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
(...)you use the name Lana though.

(...)

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Not our fault you use the name Lana though.

AnaL LanA

**** off Ken

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Seriously Lance, Stop annoying the lady,

Now we all know she likes it up from behind. Its common knowlege now

You crossed the line dude shock

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Seriously Lance, Stop annoying the lady,

Now we all know she likes it up from behind. Its common knowlege now

Seriously, shut up. I don't appreciate being made fun of like this in the least.

Yeahhhhh Well teasing / making fun of. Anways, how's the weather?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Yeahhhhh Well teasing / making fun of. Anways, how's the weather?

Not cool

Oh sure, thats not what you posted before you edited anwyays

Originally posted by T.V.O.T.I.
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?


Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop
and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
1st
N/P
5000
Nunu
Pulling down his pants.

You fail.

Wow you're funny!

Well, you did get every question wrong.

Originally posted by Lana
Well, you did get every question wrong.
How is that?

I is reel smart I got um all right affer readin the ansurs a cuple of times!

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
How is that?

The answers have been posted already.....but they are:

1. 2nd place
2. Not possible
3. 4100
4. Mary
Bonus: By asking.

Originally posted by TigerLover
I is reel smart I got um all right affer readin the ansurs a cuple of times!
Love the spelling.

Originally posted by Lana
The answers have been posted already.....but they are:

1. 2nd place
2. Not possible
3. 4100
4. Mary
Bonus: By asking.

You sure its 4100? By Take does he mean subtract 1000, or start with 1000?

Originally posted by Lana
I read it as 'start with 1000'. If it's the other way, then it'd be 3100.
Well then I didnt get them ALL wrong. I put NP for the second one. And how is the 4th one "Mary"?

sooo if we take the 1000 where do we take it to, and do we then do the sums when we get there?

Originally posted by Lana
I read it as 'start with 1000'. If it's the other way, then it'd be 3100.

Yeah I wasnt sure what he meant..

It would be 2100

The correct answer to all these questions are - "Who gives a shit?"

Originally posted by BackFire
The correct answer to all these questions are - "Who gives a shit?"
Okay, Im with him on this one..But if I had said that then Id get bitched at.

Originally posted by Lana

No it wouldn't, cos you'd be starting with -1000

-1000 + 1000 = 0
+ 1000 + 1000 = 2000

also on question 2 is it that we're passing the last person from us in which case we'd be in first place...

Well..these were hard questions that involved my brain to be working. That was 2 mistakes right there.

Originally posted by Lana
Errr.....f*ck.

I've had a long and not so great day

Mist wins


Originally posted by TigerLover
also on question 2 is it that we're passing the last person from us in which case we'd be in first place...

You could be in any position really, if the last one is a slow fat kid and everyone else is faster, everyone can overtake him.

Just dumb luck on your part, Mist

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Well..these were hard questions that involved my brain to be working. That was 2 mistakes right there.

hehe I'm with you on that one, I think my cerebral thermostat just blew...

w00t

Originally posted by TigerLover
hehe I'm with you on that one, I think my cerebral thermostat just blew...
lol!!!

err... so moving swiftly on....

Is a dog that barks continuously and loudly in the middle of a forest still a bad dog?

No.

are you sure?

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ty all 4 participating. I was very amused.