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Okay: http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/

How Jedi are you? I am Count Dooku, and it says...

I am...
Count Dooku
Once a Jedi...
Now a Sith
And possibly Grand Moff Tarkin's dad

I am Anakin Skywalker

All because I kept picking, 'Trying to get into Senator Padme's pants'.

Anyways it says:

i am...
THE
CHOSEN ONE

powerful but untrained...
i'm a little troublemaker

<a href="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/jediknight.jpg" width="285" height="123" border="0"><br>:: how jedi are you? ::</a>

You're Qui-Gon, aren't you Lauren? Luckily I've seen most of them, and Jedi Knight is Qui-Gon.

Didn't work.

Yes, the pictures don't work here.

Yeah, I'm Qui-Gonn. My mother was Mace Windu so I don't know how accurate this thing is.

Depends on what you choose.

Mace Windu's picture is funny.

I am a...
Jedi Master
Hand me my lightsaber...
The one that says
"bad mother****er" on it

That was the funniest one.

What's the Yoda one say???

Yoda's says:

I am...
Yoda
The wisest of all...
700 years old
and still f*** you up, I can

Qui-Gon's says:

I am a...
Jedi Knight
A keeper of the peace...
and when that fails,
I'll lightsaber your ass from here to Tatooine

They messed up on Yoda if they say he is 700 years old.

I am...
Han Solo

Jedi Schemdi...
who needs the force?
i got me a wookiee

I think this is wrong, I am a Jedi Knight!!

What does it mean when the computer freezes?

Your computer is screwed up.

And here's Sidious...

I am a...
Sith Lord
Senator by day...
Sith by night...
"Mandy" on the weekends

And here's Maul...

I am a...
Sith Apprentice
At last
We will have our revenge
Oops! I got cut in half by a Padawan

Maul's is funny.

Uhh, actually that was lamo-o.

Well I thought it was funny.

And you have the mind of a 13 year old. Oh wait...you are 13 aren't you?

I'm 15 in December.

Oh, well you're still young enough to use the mind of a 13 year old.

I'm Qui-Gon. Cool.

<a href="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/yoda.jpg" width="285" height="123" border="0"><br>:: how jedi are you? ::</a>

<a href="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/yoda.jpg" width="285" height="123" border="0"><br>:: how jedi are you? ::</a>

perhaps the Preview Reply would come in handy now

You're not wrong!!

something was f****d up with that thingie

Really????

you need a jedi's reflexes to fly onehttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/podracer.gif

i'm qui-gon jinn!cool
Too bad I'm dead

Only cause you didn't want to do Ep2 and 3!

How about you Tex?

Mujaffa is the green dude, YODA!!!

OK

I see this is the rolleyes thread. Okay, I'll play.

at the rolling the eyes thread.

Ooooo...impressive.

Tex, I was asking what Jedi you were.

Fifty bucks says he's Sidious.

I'll take that bet.

*throws down $50*

are we playing poker?

you guys are, I`m just collecting the stake

stake!! Where's the vampires?

Opps, sorry Captain Rex!
Let's see what Jedi am I?

Ummmm, I'd have to say I'm that green guy with the long tail looking things coming out of his head!! I could use those to ***** slap people with!

i am a...
PADAWAN
learning the way
of the jedi.........
and having a stupid ponytail
http://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/x-wing.gif

The hair isn't that bad, is it ?

the ponytail acts like a long dingling thing hanging of my back.... i hate it ...

But Qui-Gon was soooooo cool.

qui-gon didn't have a ponytail

At one point he did.

but he didn't in TPM, did he?

No but the point is that Qui-Gonn is cool and at one point he had a ponytail. http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/Yack.gif

Yes, I knew that...yep, I sure did...

As Leia: You make it so difficult sometimes.

Han: I know.

Leia:Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerfherder!

Who's scruffy lookin?

I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.

I get them from my mind.

now now, don't lie rex

He can't. He's a pathological liar.

*burst into conversation*

Sir ! Sir ! I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling !

You mean that there is an off-switch on Gundark?
kewl!

Now we just need to find yours Yerss.

Why would we want to turn him off?.....

you still have a lot to learn Julie...

I'm beginning to see that

Would you guys shut up? Rex was about to kiss me!

Now where were we. . .

''Love is in the air..''

...Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound

And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look in your eyes" - John Paul Young

*Finishes 5-hour kiss with Lauren*

That's a nice song Finti. Now, where was I...

*Begins 10-hour kiss with Lauren*

Don't forget to breathe.

I do have a nose.

really? I was beginning to wonder if you actually used that one

*Lauren wants to say something but can't because her mouth is occupied*

a real french kiss there

Were queeq and I this bad in the beginning ?

don't know, but you're that bad now

Thank you.

I always seem to have a serious face on. That's Jedi right?

no

ok maybe it was the emotion thing...but then I do have emotions so maybe shouldn't post on this thread.

Advice: if you have an obsession with the Borg and Star Wars don't repy on threads like this one. It's too confusing!

Cause I think of myself as a Borg Drone!

Borg that is ...is ..is ST BAAAARRRRFFF I hate that dumbass show

*hides*

Oh boy, some ones gonna get it!!!

it's texas, right? texas is gonna get it from finti!

that too probably!!

he didnt mention that crappy ST

but you did now!

*strolls in*

seems like dimmy and queeqer have locked all the threads I haunt.

*looks for new threads to space out in*

That's not true Keo! You get back here right now!

*whispers* a bit of advice to you Twilight girl...
*yells* DON'T EVER MENTION STAR TREK ON THIS SITE OR FINTI WILL BARF ON ME LIKE HE JUST DID!!!

Thank you for your time.

he barfs on you? kewl! star trek star trek star trek

i am a sith apprentac
soon we will have reveng
oops-i got cut in half by a padawan

haha

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!!!!!!!!

*looks innocent* sorry!

*smiles* hahaha!

Resistance isn't futile, waffles are jummy

I didn't mean you.

you say I'm a waffle??

I meant the guy who dislikes ST and The Borg.

No your not a waffle. I'm not even talking about waffles.

you mean they're not good enough for you?

You mean not good enough to assimulate or not good to eat?

Waffles are nice to eat. I eat them. Do u want me to eat yours?

You stay away from my wafflekingdom and hail me! Wafflegod!

I beg for forgiveness, my Wafflegod god of wafflekingdom.

The Borg will not asimulate you or your people.

*bows down and worships him* Hail Yerssot the god of Waffle kingdom Hail!!!

that's better

Question: Why is everyone off topic and mods ain't even locked it yet?

because they're too lazy and they aren't around

ha! they wants us to think they have a RL

it should be closed now that its over 100 posts..when the mods arrive

in the meantime...

it's still open!!!

Hey maybe someone should surpise them by making it 200 posts so that they will lock it.

I'd like to see it go up to 200 posts if the limit is 100.

100-post limit if its off-topic

Ah didn't know that but still it could be fun

well, depends on how quick you post, 200 is a lot to get too if it's offtopic

ok limit it to 145 or so

120 would be more reasonable

Who gets the most posts per day?

Who ever gets the most posts each day should try to it.

you've spoken to him, the waffle-god

125 cuz we're too close to 120 already.

I life to post

When do the Mods come on?

difficult to say..

you want this to get closed that fast?

So do u guys/girls like ST?

ohoh! Death Twilek walking!

Well it should have been locked ages ago. It would be wrong to leave it unlocked. Isn't that a mod is meant to do? On the other hand I am enjoying myself.

if a mod isn't around, (s)he can't do anything, now can (s)he?

and you said it yourself, you are enjoying yourself now

What? What did I say?

The words Star Trek comes to mind!

Thank you for joining me! otherwise it wouldn't have be enjoyable!

that's ok... as long as you get me a drink...

what about me?

okok, you can get some of your precious tabwater

What is wrong with Star Trek? Or shall I say what's wrong with Star Trek Voyager?

or for you guys, What is wrong with Seven of Nine?

some here like star trek...like usharak..but not finti,he loathes it

well, this IS a SW forum in the first place...
and some of the posters here are a bit too immature to accept them both

Just because it's SW doesn't mean that people will chatting about that in the:

'general chat where you can talk about anything but SW!'

tell that to the freaks!

Tgirl: straight on! now run and hide for finti!

but ofcourse it won't be hard finding him...but that's the oposite right now

I shall hide when I see him.

or just use the smacking-machine

Depending upon how I answered I was either
Han Solo or Mace Windu

a minor difference orph

Hmm, They are quite alike, and yet very different.

choco and bread

yes , exstremely bold and hairy

I know an uncle who's extremely bald and extremely hairy

yersssssss, so is it a hairy baldy, or a baldy hairy

you like the baldy Keo cause I can shave .........