Ways You Can Piss Off a Cop!

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*Sxc_Sarah*
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
laughing

JacopeX
Thanks fo that homes. I hate the cops and feel like pissing them off today.

*Sxc_Sarah*
ur welcome they piss me off so its ur turn to piss them off this time haha

ladygrim
just keep repeatinh the same things over and over again laughing out loud


like whats your name BOB

what were you doing BOB

etc etc

Tired Hiker
On Halloween, say to a cop, 'Nice costume, you almost had me fooled.' When they say, 'You are the twelvth person to say that tonight,' Just kick them swiftly in the nuts or in the boobs. That'll piss them off! big grin

Council#13
Excellent i can now piss of my uncle

*Sxc_Sarah*
hahaha

BobbyD
Tell them to get a real job. Most are full of crap...abuse power, falsify evidence, help pushers on the streets to collect a portion of the revenues, etc, etc....

El_NINO
25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.

laughing

Pandemoniac
Originally posted by JacopeX
Thanks fo that homes. I hate the cops and feel like pissing them off today.

To bad you can't be pulled over for speeding on a trike bicycle...

T.M
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
To bad you can't be pulled over for speeding on a trike bicycle...

laughing

Frozen kisses
Why would you want to piss them off. They are doing their job and good on them.

DarkC
Originally posted by Frozen kisses
Why would you want to piss them off. They are doing their job and good on them.
It was meant as a laugh, Allison. I would've thought that even you would have not mistook the intention of this thread.


*Oh, oops. Your Frozen kisses. Sorry, Sarah.

Kosta
WAys to piss off a cop - Commit a crime, then act like a f*cking tool when you get what you desrve. stick out tongue

Kosta
Originally posted by DarkC
It was meant as a laugh, Allison. I would've thought that even you would have not mistook the intention of this thread.


*Oh, oops. Your Frozen kisses. Sorry, Sarah.


I was about to say... Allison? stick out tongue

NyC-gUrL
Who's Allison? huh

a1hsauce
would have been funny if i hadnt been pulled over for speeding a few weeks ago erm

NyC-gUrL
laughing out loud


cops suck, throw cars at them no expression

a1hsauce
Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
Who's Allison? huh
Allison is friends with Meagan whos the sister of Shawn who goes to school with Greg, who lives down the road from Phillip...sheesh come on gurlfriend catch up on your kmc gossip roll eyes (sarcastic) *snap snap*

a1hsauce
Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
laughing out loud


cops suck, throw cars at them no expression
embarrasment i want to be a deputy sherrif one day though confused..shifty I look good in brown whistle

NyC-gUrL
diva ohhhh, Allison!

Riight...I knew that! whistle

NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by a1hsauce
embarrasment i want to be a deputy sherrif one day though confused..shifty I look good in brown whistle

I bet you look even better out of it naughty

a1hsauce
Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
I bet you look even better out of it naughty
ohhhhhhh youre only saying that cause its true.

darthvader_fan
i like your shirt officer

NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhhhhhh youre only saying that cause its true.


Uhuh yes


I'm only saying it cause you're a future cop whistle stick out tongue

*lizziekk*
what would the world be like without cops....

darthvader_fan
boring laughing

a1hsauce
Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
Uhuh yes


I'm only saying it cause you're a future cop whistle stick out tongue
eek! the perks of the uniform shifty

darthvader_fan
Let me see your licesence and registration sir/mam

uhh here you go. did i mention that your suit looks really good today.

Sir/Mam you know what you did?

Uhh being nice to a kind officer

Sir/Mam you were driving wrecklasly and you were exceding the speed limit AND YOUR DRUNK. SIR/MAM IM GONNA ASK YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE CAR AND WALK ALONG THE LINE

I AINT DRUNK

JUST DO IT

NO

YOU MUTHERF**KER GET IN THE CAR YOUR BUSTED

NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by a1hsauce
eek! the perks of the uniform shifty

What can I say? roll eyes (sarcastic)

I love a man in uniform droolio

a1hsauce
Women in uniform are even Hotter yes

darthvader_fan
laughing

NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by a1hsauce
Women in uniform are even Hotter yes


Depends on the uniform...

a1hsauce
Demi Moore looked hot in A Few Good Men yes

Frozen kisses
why the hell was i called allison

DarkC
Originally posted by Frozen kisses
why the hell was i called allison
Cause her username is now FrozenSeduction. I mistook you two.

Frozen kisses
Originally posted by DarkC
Cause her username is now FrozenSeduction. I mistook you two.

I know she wanted frozen kisses but i had it..so i sugessted frozen seduction..aint i nice

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.


laughing

Quiero Mota
One way to really piss off a pig, is to pretend you dont speak English.

BackFire
Outstanding.

Snoopbert
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
To bad you can't be pulled over for speeding on a trike bicycle... laughing

DanieLs_4_Ever
You forgot the best rule of all to piss off a cop.
31. Act like you are retarded.

mentalguy
hey if your a cop. a good one is to pull another cop over.

Pandemoniac
Just not pulling over at all tends to piss em off as well! Don't go speeding, but just cruise on with your elbow out of the window

Princess-Puppy~
I WOULDN'T DOOOO THAT IF I WERE YOU!

Kosta
AWESOME! I got a speeding ticket! w00t! I was doing 68 in a 50 zone without my P plates up! If I had them up I would have been pulled over and would have lost my licence! big grin Its a good thing I'm so irresponsible! laughing out loud The fine came in my mums name and she was really cool about it and said it wasnt a huge problem as long as I paid for it. Its $270. Ah well, lesson learned. Dont get caught. laughing out loud

Pandemoniac
Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
I WOULDN'T DOOOO THAT IF I WERE YOU!

I'm aware of the eventual consequences of such a move, but it will piss them off! Not that I would do anything like that, I play by the rules in traffic.

tabby999
really want to piss them off. walk up to them on the street with a friend, grab the grip of their gun and ask your friend really loud "ever see a dead cop?" that ought to do it

Bloigen
Keep saying The mothership has found you.

Princess-Puppy~
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I'm aware of the eventual consequences of such a move, but it will piss them off! Not that I would do anything like that, I play by the rules in traffic. Go ahead get a ticket! ( I don't know if they will give you 1 ) I just don't want YOU to get pissed of! (he language )

kmcdude
Originally posted by JacopeX
Thanks fo that homes. I hate the cops and feel like pissing them off today.

Agreed

GCG
Are there ways to piss on a cop ?

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