Fox4
Well here you can you post on what you think happened to Cliegg Lars, now here's what I think might have happened to Cliegg:
1.Greedo came to visit Cliegg about some outstanding gambling debts payments. Cliegg shot first but missed.
2.He was destroyed... by the Empire.
3.On his way back into the house, he accidentally pressed the accelerator on his hoverchair and flew into that giant courtyard pit the Lars have.
4.Owen: YOU'VE TURNED BERU AGAINST ME!
Cliegg: Your greed and lust for power have already done that!
Owen: I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new farm!
Cliegg: Your new farm?
Owen: Don't make me kill you.
Cliegg: I'll do what I must.
Owen: YOU WILL TRY.
5.Cliegg was tired of just sitting around while the Clone Wars raged on. "I'm no cripple, I can still fight!" Cliegg complained. To shut him up, Owen booked him on a flight to Kashyyyk, where, amazingly, Cliegg single-handedly destroyed 320 battle droids, three droid gunships, and one tank droid. When Order 66 was issued, Cliegg was confused by what was going on and just wandered off into the Wookiee forest. Some say he still lives there. So remember, Wookiee kids, don't venture too far into the forest, because old man Lars and his Ghost Leg like to eat little children who disobey their parents. Or something.
6.In his post-Shmi years, Cliegg retired and let Owen run the farm. Free from moisture farming, Cliegg was able to return to his true passion: Podracing. He stopped watching the sport and became the second human ever to race a pod. Technically, it wasn't a "pod" racer because Cliegg just used his chair and held onto the engine cables with his hands. Tragically, his life was cut short when, after two successful laps at the Boonta Eve Race, he was picked off by a Tusken sniper. Those tuskens walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters.
7.Cleigg is really Grevious, this would explain the cough. Not many people know Cleigg was a 4 pack a day camel straight guy.
8.He died in a horrible anti-gravity wheelchair accident. Accident, or so Watto would have you believe.
9.He probably died when he realized what a coward he was for not being able to accomplish in a month what the young Anakin did in 5 minutes. I know, I know, Anakin was a Jedi, and Cliegg was nearly an old drunk homeless guy.
10.He died in an unlikely, yet still horrible, white milk incident. Owen and Beru were so heartbroken by it; they switched to and drank nothing but blue milk from that moment on.
11.Cliegg and Jira the fruit seller from Episode 1 hooked up and moved to a retirement village in Florida. She spends afternoon playing sabaacc with her woman's club while Cliegg tells everyone he lost his leg to a great white shark.
12.Perhaps he was spending the Lars harvest profit in Anchorhead on hookers and booze.....
13.Unless Luke innocently and accidentally took his Uncle out on a hunting trip.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters."
Were they womp rates Luke, were they???
14.The Jawas attacked him for his chair.
Alright now it's your turn, what do you think happened to Cliegg Lars?
1.Greedo came to visit Cliegg about some outstanding gambling debts payments. Cliegg shot first but missed.
2.He was destroyed... by the Empire.
3.On his way back into the house, he accidentally pressed the accelerator on his hoverchair and flew into that giant courtyard pit the Lars have.
4.Owen: YOU'VE TURNED BERU AGAINST ME!
Cliegg: Your greed and lust for power have already done that!
Owen: I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new farm!
Cliegg: Your new farm?
Owen: Don't make me kill you.
Cliegg: I'll do what I must.
Owen: YOU WILL TRY.
5.Cliegg was tired of just sitting around while the Clone Wars raged on. "I'm no cripple, I can still fight!" Cliegg complained. To shut him up, Owen booked him on a flight to Kashyyyk, where, amazingly, Cliegg single-handedly destroyed 320 battle droids, three droid gunships, and one tank droid. When Order 66 was issued, Cliegg was confused by what was going on and just wandered off into the Wookiee forest. Some say he still lives there. So remember, Wookiee kids, don't venture too far into the forest, because old man Lars and his Ghost Leg like to eat little children who disobey their parents. Or something.
6.In his post-Shmi years, Cliegg retired and let Owen run the farm. Free from moisture farming, Cliegg was able to return to his true passion: Podracing. He stopped watching the sport and became the second human ever to race a pod. Technically, it wasn't a "pod" racer because Cliegg just used his chair and held onto the engine cables with his hands. Tragically, his life was cut short when, after two successful laps at the Boonta Eve Race, he was picked off by a Tusken sniper. Those tuskens walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters.
7.Cleigg is really Grevious, this would explain the cough. Not many people know Cleigg was a 4 pack a day camel straight guy.
8.He died in a horrible anti-gravity wheelchair accident. Accident, or so Watto would have you believe.
9.He probably died when he realized what a coward he was for not being able to accomplish in a month what the young Anakin did in 5 minutes. I know, I know, Anakin was a Jedi, and Cliegg was nearly an old drunk homeless guy.
10.He died in an unlikely, yet still horrible, white milk incident. Owen and Beru were so heartbroken by it; they switched to and drank nothing but blue milk from that moment on.
11.Cliegg and Jira the fruit seller from Episode 1 hooked up and moved to a retirement village in Florida. She spends afternoon playing sabaacc with her woman's club while Cliegg tells everyone he lost his leg to a great white shark.
12.Perhaps he was spending the Lars harvest profit in Anchorhead on hookers and booze.....
13.Unless Luke innocently and accidentally took his Uncle out on a hunting trip.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters."
Were they womp rates Luke, were they???
14.The Jawas attacked him for his chair.
Alright now it's your turn, what do you think happened to Cliegg Lars?