battle of the jobber aura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thesilverspider
its a team royal rumble with one day of prep for everyone.the three who are running the gauntlet have 27/7 jobber aura active..............

team 24/7
dr.strange/anti-abstract aura
wolverine/heavy hitter aura
batman/i have prep so you lose aura
deathstroke/fu*k justice league aura

how far do these 4 get.................

1.the new avengers/minus wolverine
2.the justice league/minus batman
3.the infinity watch/plus thanos
4.the heralds of galactus/plus tyrant
5.death, eternity,galactus
6.lucifer,micheal,the living tribunal
7.toaa

Draco69
The 4 get past the TOAA. The poor, poor souls.


Batman somehow defeats Thanos with a can-opener..
Deathstroke kills the Sentry with a pressure point....
Eternity is killed by Wolverine....because he stabbed the ground.
And Dr. Strange does some weird hocus-pocus that makes everyone fade away for no explicable reason.

kgkg
Originally posted by thesilverspider
its a team royal rumble with one day of prep for everyone.the three who are running the gauntlet have 27/7 jobber aura active..............

team 24/7
dr.strange/anti-abstract aura
wolverine/heavy hitter aura
batman/i have prep so you lose aura
deathstroke/fu*k justice league aura

how far do these 4 get.................

1.the new avengers/minus wolverine
2.the justice league/minus batman
3.the infinity watch/plus thanos
4.the heralds of galactus/plus tyrant
5.death, eternity,galactus
6.lucifer,micheal,the living tribunal
7.toaa laughing

Strange Aura????? na not really he can just summon power from other (demon/abstract nothing) enabling him to compete with these demons etc

batman beats them all

thesilverspider
Originally posted by Draco69
The 4 get past the TOAA. The poor, poor souls.


Batman somehow defeats Thanos with a can-opener..
Deathstroke kills the Sentry with a pressure point....
Eternity is killed by Wolverine....because he stabbed the ground.
And Dr. Strange does some weird hocus-pocus that makes everyone fade away for no explicable reason.

so you also know the ways of the jobber aura................

you have much knowledge........

Warmonger
2 is tough and I don't really think they have much of a chance but no way do they make it past 3. Heck considering that the JLA are every Superhero in Dc I think they would have a harder time with 2 than 3

thesilverspider
Originally posted by kgkg
laughing

Strange Aura????? na not really he can just summon power from other (demon/abstract nothing) enabling him to compete with these demons etc

batman beats them all

you dont think strange has an anti-abstract aura
just look at the guys he has fought

thesilverspider
Originally posted by Warmonger
2 is tough and I don't really think they have much of a chance but no way do they make it past 3. Heck considering that the JLA are every Superhero in Dc I think they would have a harder time with 2 than 3

you have much 2 learn about the jobber aura..........

Draco69
Originally posted by Warmonger
2 is tough and I don't really think they have much of a chance but no way do they make it past 3. Heck considering that the JLA are every Superhero in Dc I think they would have a harder time with 2 than 3

Ah, but you see Batman went back in the past and put a explosive device in the fetus that would soon become a superhero. By tapping his utility belt, the JLAs heads explode spontaneously.

thesilverspider
Originally posted by Draco69
Ah, but you see Batman went back in the past and put a explosive device in the fetus that would soon become a superhero. By tapping his utility belt, the JLAs heads explode spontaneously.

wow.............. laughing

kgkg
Originally posted by thesilverspider
you dont think strange has an anti-abstract aura
just look at the guys he has fought Nope if you notice he is usually powered by other abstract and demons ( ie.Vasanti etc)

Sometime they go to far like missing with living tribunal, IG was also somewhat ………… Stupid.

Both most battle are explained well in magical terms

thesilverspider
Originally posted by kgkg


Sometime they go to far like missing with living tribunal, IG was also somewhat ………… Stupid.

the work of the anti-abstract aura.............. wink

kgkg
Originally posted by thesilverspider
the work of the anti-abstract aura.............. wink evil face
that's two time tho common now evil face

thesilverspider
Originally posted by kgkg
evil face
that's two time tho common now evil face

soon enough kg you will see the light..............the light coming from dr.strange's aura............ evil face

Creshosk
KG. . you're being serious in an obvious joke thread?

You're being a killjoy again.

Draco69
Supergirl's jobber aura may turn the tide though....

kgkg
Originally posted by thesilverspider
soon enough kg you will see the light..............the light coming from dr.strange's aura............ evil face
wow nice that was good

thesilverspider
Originally posted by Creshosk
KG. . you're being serious in an obvious joke thread?

You're being a killjoy again.

he always is .................


who said this was a joke thread.............. roll eyes (sarcastic)

thesilverspider
Originally posted by Draco69
Supergirl's jobber aura may turn the tide though....

very doubtful deathstroke got the fu*k justice league aura up that's to much for supergirl

Wild Cowboy
YEAH !!!

fu*k JLA aura is too strong.....

Oh yeah, you forgot Lex Luthor, he created a time-trapper using lemonade !!

grey fox
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a132/materiaall/JOBBER.jpg

kgkg
Originally posted by Wild Cowboy
YEAH !!!

fu*k JLA aura is too strong.....

Oh yeah, you forgot Lex Luthor, he created a time-trapper using lemonade !!
Pri-crisis

Time was nothing

BAT aura can't beat that

brainchild81
laughing I'm glad that guys dead

thesilverspider
so guys how far do these four get............

long pig
Strange's anti-abstract aura, oddly enough, doesn't cover being hit in the head by a common mugger, so he's taken out by an accidental elbow to the shin.

Wolverine can indeed take out anyone who outclasses him physically by 1000 thousand, but if they don't, he loses.

Slade's **** you JLA doesn't cover Batman....sometimes it does, others it doesn't. Toss up. Depends on if it's in Detective Comics or not.


Batman.....well...he has a plan. If he DOESN'T have a plan....well...he already planned for it.

Batman wins.

thesilverspider
..............^

Melnorme
Originally posted by Draco69
Supergirl's jobber aura may turn the tide though....

That's an excellent point. Maybe you should add her to team Jobber?

thesilverspider
Originally posted by Melnorme
That's an excellent point. Maybe you should add her to team Jobber?

she can't hang with those four.the four have legendary aura's.

Blair Wind
Originally posted by long pig

Batman.....well...he has a plan. If he DOESN'T have a plan....well...he already planned for it.

Batman wins.
laughing laughing laughing

Melnorme
Originally posted by thesilverspider
she can't hang with those four.the four have legendary aura's.

I dunno, Jeph has every other character in his stories exclaiming "She may be stronger than Superman!" Doesn't that count for something?

thesilverspider
Originally posted by Melnorme
I dunno, Jeph has every other character in his stories exclaiming "She may be stronger than Superman!" Doesn't that count for something?

not when their's deathstroke who has the fu*k justice league aura
or batman with his"i got prep so you lose"aura.

The Ion
Originally posted by Melnorme
I dunno, Jeph has every other character in his stories exclaiming "She may be stronger than Superman!" Doesn't that count for something?
It did but then she got curbstomped by Lex Luthor.

thesilverspider
Originally posted by The Ion
It did but then she got curbstomped by Lex Luthor.

lex has a jobber aura 2 its called im the president ***** now kiss the ring.

The Ion
True but if she was stronger than Supes she would have overcame it. Superman beats Lex like he owes him money. Supergirl compared Lex to friggin Doomsday. laughing

thesilverspider
Originally posted by The Ion
True but if she was stronger than Supes she would have overcame it. Superman beats Lex like he owes him money. Supergirl compared Lex to friggin Doomsday. laughing

eek!

lex=doomsday

thesilverspider
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Melnorme
Originally posted by The Ion
It did but then she got curbstomped by Lex Luthor.

Oh god, when was this? I would love to see it. I hate that scraggly lookin' new kid. Do you know the issue?

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by thesilverspider
eek!

lex=doomsday

Supergirl = dumbass.

Draco69
yes

Thank god she's getting depowered.

long pig
Superman is powerless, too. Right?

scotsmn
Originally posted by Draco69
yes

Thank god she's getting depowered.

She is? how?

Psycho Ninja
How ??

Draco69
Originally posted by scotsmn
She is? how?

After the Crisis. She's the new Flamebird.

The Ion
I'm surprised she didn't choose the Nightwing identity. confused

Draco69
Of course not. She HAS to wear unnecessarily bright colors. She's a blonde, ya know. Some orange, some magenta, and ooh a dash of pink on the cape!

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