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OUCH!!!!!

ouch.... no i haven't thank god..

Nope and I hope I'll never will.

me neither. i never stop being careful though. it happened to a buddy of mine years ago at a club.

I tend to take my time while zipping, to not cause a problem.

Oh man I did that once when I was a little kid, it was one of the most painful things I've ever had happen, I'd honestly rather be kicked in the nuts. It was horrible, the tip was all cut up and it hurt to pee for like a week.

all my new jeans will henceforth be buttonfly, as jerry seinfeld said, "thats one area of my body where i dont need sharp interlocking teeth."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
all my new jeans will henceforth be buttonfly, as jerry seinfeld said, "thats one area of my body where i dont need sharp interlocking teeth."

i also saw what happened to poor ted in "theres something about mary."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
all my new jeans will henceforth be buttonfly, as jerry seinfeld said, "thats one area of my body where i dont need sharp interlocking teeth."



true though

exactly. dont wanna end up like john bobbitt.

No, I look down and make sure the property is tucked away in the security of boxer shorts

yes OWY!

Princess did it? *backs out of topic...runs off crying*

It hurts me ALOT!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OUCH!!!!!

you got that right

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
yes OWY!
Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
It hurts me ALOT!


....

There's something about Mary.





Good stuff, though, that I never have...

you saw the scene where he zips himself

Holy shit that shuldve hurt

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OUCH!!!!!
Hehe. Reminds me of the movie There's Something About Mary.

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
It hurts me ALOT!

the...agony...my...mind..cry

yeah, girls can do it, albeit not as easy.

I zip my jacket and accidently hurt myself!

thankfuly no i havent, gotta take precautions

i have a friend who was putting on her jacket once. well, she wasnt wearing a bra, and then....ZZZZZZIIIIPPPPPPP.....OUCH, MY NIPPLE!!!

hahahha

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i have a friend who was putting on her jacket once. well, she wasnt wearing a bra, and then....ZZZZZZIIIIPPPPPPP.....OUCH, MY NIPPLE!!! hystericalhystericalhysterical

man, she was sore for a week.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
man, she was sore for a week. Did she have no school?

im going to watch a new hope empire strikes abck and return of the jedi one after another bbwl

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah, girls can do it, albeit not as easy.
Not if they shave :Z Or dont wear underwear, which is gross.

Any guy that does this is quite clearly stupid. It's easier to not get it caught, truth be told.

-AC

yep, it hurt like hell.

Well, AC, It can quite clearly happen to any guy, especially if they've got a penis that exceeds an inch in size, unlike yours.

Don't feed the troll, don't start with AC. He never quits and the end result is you being modded.

Down with zippers

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Not if they shave :Z Or dont wear underwear, which is gross.
So far the going commando...


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by JToTheP
Don't feed the troll, don't start with AC. He never quits and the end result is you being modded.

Down with zippers
I know, I know. I was only speaking up for the men.
Originally posted by Storm
So far the going commando...


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Hehe.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
I know, I know. I was only speaking up for the men.

Hehe.

Save yourself anyway, before someone does it.

I HURT MY CHIN ONCE!!!

Is that even on topic? Or just an activity or oddness?

Originally posted by JToTheP
Is that even on topic? Or just an activity or oddness? FROM THE ZIPPER!

poor princess

Originally posted by JToTheP
poor princess Hmmmmmmm........

SHES GONNA BLOW! *dives*

Originally posted by JToTheP
SHES GONNA BLOW! *dives* No I feel like puking because I had that nasty cut!

Sure you did Princess, I believe you.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Well, AC, It can quite clearly happen to any guy, especially if they've got a penis that exceeds an inch in size, unlike yours.

Haha, oh you. I was just warming up my H and A keys, then I realise that you just aren't funny at all. Anyway, what was I going to say, oh yeah:

I do think you'll find that any man who is careless enough to not clearly retract his penis and get it caught while zipping up, is an idiot. Men should have the common sense to know that you zip up after everything is away. You are in no position to comment unless you have a penis. A possibility I'm not completely overruling right now .

Any man who can't handle the simple task of that is lacking more than penis size my dear.

Think before you post to me.

-AC

he said penis!

Lol. You make me laugh.

Better run now, he said you have a manhood.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No, I do think you'll find that any man who is careless enough to not clearly retract his penis and get it caught while zipping up, is an idiot. Men should have the common sense to know that you zip up after everything is away.

Any man who can't handle the simple task of that is lacking more than penis size my dear.

Think before you post to me.

-AC

I find myself in a rare situation. I agree with AC. Save the collective gasps and shock. He's right.

When I was 4, maybe 5, I think it happened once. ONCE. I learned well enough back THEN that it hurt like bloody freaking hell and I have made sure in the ensuing 20+ years that it never repeats itlsef, no matter HOW much of a hurry I was in.

I think it must be some deep rooted inner male ego boost thing.

"Oh man I have such a large penis that I get it caught when zipping up! Oh...my...God! That is SOOO teen comedy of me! Aren't I funny?"

No, you're a complete idiot. End of story.

-AC

you do have to be amazingly idiotic to be...catching yourself... when you zip up

fare enough if you are very young or drunk possibly but any other time there is no excuse.

Originally posted by JToTheP
Better run now, he said you have a manhood.
Oh Im scared now. *Runs off crying*
I know someone who begs to differ, anway.

I bet he cant figure out who.

Originally posted by JToTheP
I bet he cant figure out who.
*Gasp* No, Never!

you're crazy

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Oh Im scared now. *Runs off crying*
I know someone who begs to differ, anway.

Talking about me?

Originally posted by JToTheP
you're crazy
I know teehee.
Originally posted by Bloigen
Talking about me?
Nope

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Nope

You know you want me.

Originally posted by Bloigen
You know you want me.
...I....I DO, I DO, I really do! *Cries*

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
...I....I DO, I DO, I really do! *Cries*

They all do sweetheart. Just get in line and wait your turn.

Originally posted by Bloigen
They all do sweetheart. Just get in line and wait your turn.
droolio *Cuts in line*

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
droolio *Cuts in line*

NEXT!

*Steps up* What now? lol.

Get in line for what?

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
*Steps up* What now? lol.

Fill out these papers then return in 5 years.

*Cries*

Yeah, I admit it. I snagged myself once when I was little tike. Ugh...painful.