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..tough shit. thats life

Good advice.

Life's tought, wear a helmet.
**Smack on the head.**

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Good advice.

Life is life...

Life is just a word someone just created

But life is what you put it...You have control over your life (to some extent, like something can happen to you in your life without your control)

But oh well that is just life

like today by accident I put gum in my friends hair.....first he put it in my ear and I have short hair so I got it and stuck it in his but he has long hair and I started laughing...and he went and got it cut at the nurses...and Im thinking man is he gonna get pissed.....well I was a little bit scared and then I realized this guy is like two heads shorter than me and I much stronger....and if he wants to start something Ill just kick his ass.....but tough shit for him...he deserved it.....

Life's a biatch.

KMCDUDE is here for anyone that needs counselling

When life gives u s**t.... sit on the toilet

Originally posted by Bun Bun
When life gives u s**t.... sit on the toilet


hysterical

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,

And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And reolving at nine thousand miles an hour.
It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
'Round the sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at fourteen thousand miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred million stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.


Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, that's the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!

-=- Monty Python's "Galaxy Song" From Meaning of Life -=-



You should always remeber that you came in first of about 15 million other sperm... at one point.