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HOSTAGE IS 9 YEARS OLD!

Who? What? Where? When?

*throws grenade*

huh?

your 9 years old dude!

gunsmilie Ill save you kid!!!

I'm holding a 9 year old hostage until I get some damned Twinkies...












































...and a a helicopter.

whats going on?

im not 9

He obviously put "9" instead of "90" duh

yes dude you are i told you about this site

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'm holding a 9 year old hostage until I get some damned Twinkies...












































...and a a helicopter. You give it up.There like 2000 snipers aiming at you as we speak,DUHHH

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'm holding a 9 year old hostage until I get some damned Twinkies...












































...and a a helicopter.

hmmm.....bat

Ahh! So theone and the hostage have a history...

im 15 you moron

guest-animations_09

HERES A HILICOPTER

your 9 and your ganna get banned haha

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'm holding a 9 year old hostage until I get some damned Twinkies...












































...and a a helicopter.

put the kid down gunsmilie

man leave me alone and who send you to do this?

Originally posted by Slay
You give it up.There like 2000 snipers aiming at you as we speak,DUHHH

****er, you'll never take me alive!!!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Ahh! So theone and the hostage have a history...

Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnn

Originally posted by JacopeX
guest-animations_09

HERES A HILICOPTER

Yippee!!! Now this is podracing!

Originally posted by Hostage
man leave me alone and who send you to do this?
* sent

Omg you ****ing idiot stop lying you know your 9 years old

im 15

Originally posted by Hostage
man leave me alone and who send you to do this?

Originally posted by TheOne
Omg you ****ing idiot stop lying you know your 9 years old
So you both think of each other as nine year olds... Intriguing

man you cant even spell right

thats beacuse im korea

Now put the kid down kenobi

gunsmilie

yeah right w/e dude im out

Ok! Everyone calm down and explain their side of the story!

Originally posted by JacopeX
Now put the kid down kenobi

gunsmilie

No! Not until I get my Twinkies!

does anyone even believe that guy?

Originally posted by Hostage
does anyone even believe that guy?

wave

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
No! Not until I get my Twinkies!

hmmm, you ask for a hard bargain

Originally posted by JacopeX
wave
what's that supose to mean?

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Ok! Everyone calm down and explain their side of the story!

I'll explain your side of the story, baby. naughty

*slaps self*

i think he's trying to get me banned

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'll explain your side of the story, baby. naughty
Stop doing that!

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'll explain your side of the story, baby. naughty
That's hilarious.

Originally posted by Hostage
im 15

According to your profile, you should have literally just turned 17 on October 10th.

The mystery unfolds..

Originally posted by Syren
According to your profile, you should have literally just turned 17 on October 10th.
droolio

Originally posted by Syren
According to your profile, you should have literally just turned 17 on October 10th.

TOTAL PWNAGE!

Can I just ask, why did no one notice this little detail?

ha ha ha hostage and the one got owned!!!!

Originally posted by Syren
Can I just ask, why did no one notice this little detail?

Because we're lazy

TheOne, are you related to The ones?

Lazy? Yeah... also because none of you really care. Your site is being overrun by mini lying people and you don't care shock

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'll explain your side of the story, baby. naughty how dare you Bloigen, Sanctuary is a magnifiscent woman and doesn't deserve trash from you. *kickes Bloigen's ass* didn't even break a sweat.

Originally posted by Syren
Lazy? Yeah... also because none of you really care. Your site is being overrun by mini lying people and you don't care shock sock

Sanctuary is mine mwahaha

Originally posted by xyz jedi
how dare you Bloigen, Sanctuary is a magnifiscent woman and doesn't deserve trash from you. *kickes Bloigen's ass* didn't even break a sweat.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
sock

Moi? schmoll

Originally posted by Syren
Can I just ask, why did no one notice this little detail?

I don't check profiles. Meh.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
how dare you Bloigen, Sanctuary is a magnifiscent woman and doesn't deserve trash from you. *kickes Bloigen's ass* didn't even break a sweat.

You're an idiotic kiss ass. _Sanctuary_ can stick up for herself. I hear she has a mean side.

Originally posted by Syren
Can I just ask, why did no one notice this little detail?
I looked but did not see... aka I was stupid

lol

Not stupid, Sanctuary... just not as obsessive as me. I used my fingers to count the years

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi


You're an idiotic kiss ass. _Sanctuary_ can stick up for herself. I hear she has a mean side.
Shhhh! She is still in a coma after last week... Those guys never saw it coming!

Originally posted by Syren
Lazy? Yeah... also because none of you really care. Your site is being overrun by mini lying people and you don't care shock
TrueOriginally posted by xyz jedi
sock
Your pretty stupid calling Syren a sock.I mean you have zit proof,besides she's a 2003 member,if she really was a sock,Raz would've found out by now wouldn't he?

Originally posted by Syren
Not stupid, Sanctuary... just not as obsessive as me. I used my fingers to count the years
Yay for not being stupid!

From now on I'm calling xyz, X-amine Your Zipper

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
From now on I'm calling xyz, X-amine Your Zipper

That was so funny I shit myself

Originally posted by Slay
True
Your pretty stupid calling Syren a sock.I mean you have zit proof,besides she's a 2003 member,if she really was a sock,Raz would've found out by now wouldn't he?

I think it's kinda funny... combine with highly obnoxious. Silly X-amine Your Zipper

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
From now on I'm calling xyz, X-amine Your Zipper
Wow.. It took me 4 minutes to get that...

I read it as X Anime... I was like

Originally posted by Slay
That was so funny I shit myself
Bad mental image

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Bad mental image

Pah,shut up you gas-bag mhm

Originally posted by Slay
Pah,shut up you gas-bag mhm
What religion are you?

Originally posted by Syren


And that would make sense to me,how?

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
What religion are you?

I'm an atheist...

Originally posted by Slay
And that would make sense to me,how?

Sorreh, I had a random 'rage' moment

Originally posted by Syren
Sorreh, I had a random 'rage' moment
Aha....rage.....

religion=bullshit. And I was only sticking up for Sanctuary because of what I did in the party thread.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
religion=bullshit. And I was only sticking up for Sanctuary because of what I did in the party thread.
Yep, you should stick up for JacopeX too...

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Yep, you should stick up for JacopeX too... No. I was never confused. Why? Was it him I passed out on at 9:30?

Originally posted by xyz jedi
religion=bullshit. And I was only sticking up for Sanctuary because of what I did in the party thread.

nono

You should have said;

religion=bullshit, in my opinion

Originally posted by xyz jedi
No. I was never confused. Why? Was it him I passed out on at 9:30?
If by "passed out on" you mean "pounced on" then yes

If there was no religion,people would have nothing to believe in,thus the world would end up in chaos.But because i have no time to believe,I let other people do it for me

yep. Jesus n Moses n all the others are the biggest dick heads in the world. Espescially Jesus.

Jesus loves you that means he's gay, which isn'y aloud in the bible.

I'm an atheist, but religion intrigues me. I love learning about other cultures, even though I follow no specific religion myself.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
yep. Jesus n Moses n all the others are the biggest dick heads in the world. Espescially Jesus.

Jesus loves you that means he's gay, which isn'y aloud in the bible.

You're an ass.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
yep. Jesus n Moses n all the others are the biggest dick heads in the world. Espescially Jesus.

Jesus loves you that means he's gay, which isn'y aloud in the bible.
How old are you?Really?Originally posted by Syren
I'm an atheist, but religion intrigues me. I love learning about other cultures, even though I follow no specific religion myself. Same here

Originally posted by Syren
I'm an atheist, but religion intrigues me. I love learning about other cultures, even though I follow no specific religion myself.
Me too! I know a weird amount of stuff about paganism and egyptian mythology...

Originally posted by Slay
If there was no religion,people would have nothing to believe in,thus the world would end up in chaos.But because i have no time to believe,I let other people do it for me what are you talking about? Religion is what starts all the wars in the first place. Religious people have wasted their lives. The meaning of life=SEX! Like all animals, they have sex all the time without marriage. Christianity just segregates us from other animals as if we're their master. BULLSHIT. When will you people learn?

It's excellent, learning about other people. Not just how they live their lives, but why... and I want to travel when I have the time and money droolio

I personally don't understand quite how there can be gay priests, seeing as it is 'an abomination' to spend a night with a man.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Me too! I know a weird amount of stuff about paganism and egyptian mythology... I love mythology, but I tend to think beliefs as stories, rather than the truth.

Originally posted by eggmayo
I personally don't understand quite how there can be gay priests, seeing as it is 'an abomination' to spend a night with a man.

Not in the Anglican Church.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
what are you talking about? Religion is what starts all the wars in the first place. Religious people have wasted their lives. The meaning of life=SEX! Like all animals, they have sex all the time without marriage. Christianity just segregates us from other animals as if we're their master. BULLSHIT. When will you people learn?

Admittedly, you have a valid point. Unfortunately it's hidden beneath a whole load of antagonistic misconception and so, with this in mind, I'm ignoring the fact you have potential and sticking with my earlier comment.

You're an ass.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
what are you talking about? Religion is what starts all the wars in the first place. Religious people have wasted their lives. The meaning of life=SEX! Like all animals, they have sex all the time without marriage. Christianity just segregates us from other animals as if we're their master. BULLSHIT. When will you people learn?
That could be taken seriously.But probably your just an oversexed 14 year old,who pretends not to be a virgin

Satan is before us!

Lemme at 'im!!

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Not in the Anglican Church. In the Anglican church they're called Vicars.

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Not in the Anglican Church.
So this is a different version of the Bible?
Where from, exactly?

Originally posted by Slay
That could be taken seriously.But probably your just an oversexed 14 year old,who pretends not to be a virgin 13 actually.

Mayo, someone else's opinion, probably... it's a huge game of Chinese Whispers.

Originally posted by eggmayo
So this is a different version of the Bible?
Where from, exactly? Englandengland

Originally posted by xyz jedi
13 actually.
Cool.

Hows that workin out for ya?

Quite well by the looks of things...

Originally posted by eggmayo
So this is a different version of the Bible?
Where from, exactly?

Jesus.

ok who the f*** cares if he's 9. Why the f*** r u guys making such a big deal out of it. TheOne how would you feel f i started a thread and discussing about how you're gay and how you cant get a girl to fall in love with you? How would you feel then? Who cares of Hostage is 9 years old. A mod should just close this thread and ban you for this.

Originally posted by Slay
Cool.

Hows that workin out for ya? It sucks everyone discriminates you and it can make you pretty angry.

Originally posted by Syren
Quite well by the looks of things...
Again I fail to get "it''

Originally posted by MC_GG
ok who the f*** cares if he's 9. Why the f*** r u guys making such a big deal out of it. TheOne how would you feel f i started a thread and discussing about how you're gay and how you cant get a girl to fall in love with you? How would you feel then? Who cares of Hostage is 9 years old. A mod should just close this thread and ban you for this.

They should ban you first for stupidity.

Originally posted by MC_GG
ok who the f*** cares if he's 9. Why the f*** r u guys making such a big deal out of it. TheOne how would you feel f i started a thread and discussing about how you're gay and how you cant get a girl to fall in love with you? How would you feel then? Who cares of Hostage is 9 years old. A mod should just close this thread and ban you for this. girls rock. And you're a troll.

Originally posted by MC_GG
ok who the f*** cares if he's 9. Why the f*** r u guys making such a big deal out of it. TheOne how would you feel f i started a thread and discussing about how you're gay and how you cant get a girl to fall in love with you? How would you feel then? Who cares of Hostage is 9 years old. A mod should just close this thread and ban you for this.

Well this forum is PG13.That means you have to be 13 to be a member.Besides i doubt he/she really is nine at all.So it all comes down to this:You just made a complete ass out of yourself

Originally posted by xyz jedi
13 actually.
Good comeback....

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Good comeback....

It's better than yours.





































OHH! B!tch got owned!

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
It's better than yours.





































OHH! B!tch got owned!
I didn't need a comeback...

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
It's better than yours.































OHH! B!tch got owned!
hysterical

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
I didn't need a comeback...

Damnit.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Good comeback.... hey, you weren't saying that last night.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
hey, you weren't saying that last night.
Yeah.. Back then your comebacks were great...

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Jesus.
Jesus wrote the bible now?

Originally posted by eggmayo
Jesus wrote the bible now?

And the Korran. He killed Muhhamad and wrote his version of the Muslim holy book.

The Koran

Yep. There's a difference between the names Korran and Koran. Korran's a troll who lives in the Crossroads as an armorsmith.






Goddamn. I play too much WoW.

Originally posted by Slay
Well this forum is PG13.That means you have to be 13 to be a member.Besides i doubt he/she really is nine at all.So it all comes down to this:You just made a complete ass out of yourself
We all made an ass out of ourselves once in our life. Anyways what are we talking about now?