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So yah, some of you know I work in an afterschool program, Well this apartment complex that has a lot of kids go to the local school knows about the program we do at the school.

Well they wanted to do have a Santa Clause come in and greet all the children and hang out with them for a while...oNly catch, he has to be bilingual. Thats where I come in

Huh?

Btw, my little sister says she loves your signature...

Be sure to lay the hot mums.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Huh?

Btw, my little sister says she loves your signature...
its cool i know , what his name Baxa made it

Originally posted by a1hsauce

Well they wanted to do have a Santa Clause come in and greet all the children and hang out with them for a while...oNly catch, he has to be bilingual. Thats where I come in
Are you fat?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Be sure to lay the hot mums.
ill see what i can do Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Are you fat?
your moms fat

Originally posted by a1hsauce

your moms fat

Ok I have 2 possible comebacks....
OR cry hmmm....

I'll go for the more pathetic option cry

no theyre gonna stuff me with pillows to fill in the entire suit

So how do they fit the goat legs on?

huh

Originally posted by a1hsauce
So yah, some of you know I work in an afterschool program, Well this apartment complex that has a lot of kids go to the local school knows about the program we do at the school.

Well they wanted to do have a Santa Clause come in and greet all the children and hang out with them for a while...oNly catch, he has to be bilingual. Thats where I come in

You're gonna have strange people come in and sit on your lap?.................I feel so left out..............

Originally posted by a1hsauce
So yah, some of you know I work in an afterschool program, Well this apartment complex that has a lot of kids go to the local school knows about the program we do at the school.

Well they wanted to do have a Santa Clause come in and greet all the children and hang out with them for a while...oNly catch, he has to be bilingual. Thats where I come in

Bring me my Ipod

Originally posted by a1hsauce
So yah, some of you know I work in an afterschool program, Well this apartment complex that has a lot of kids go to the local school knows about the program we do at the school.

Well they wanted to do have a Santa Clause come in and greet all the children and hang out with them for a while...oNly catch, he has to be bilingual. Thats where I come in
Santa!?!?!?!?

*hugs* baby

Originally posted by a1hsauce
huh
Well you want to convincing don't you?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're gonna have strange people come in and sit on your lap?.................I feel so left out..............
come on DOWN!

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Bring me my Ipod
hmmm it says here that youve been a bad boy this year... you get a cassette Player!

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Santa!?!?!?!?

*hugs* baby
How U Doin

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Well you want to convincing don't you?
goat legs? i dont know what you mean?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
goat legs? i dont know what you mean?

I think she's saying that santa is the devil. But that can't be true since SANTA'S REAL!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
goat legs? i dont know what you mean?
Satan Claus

you saying the Devils not real

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Satan Claus
*walks back slooooooowwwwly*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
you saying the Devils not real
It depends on your belief system, and yes

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
It depends on your belief system, and yes
so you dont believe in the devil?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so you dont believe in the devil?
Yep

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Yep
yes as is you do...or yes as in you dont?

Originally posted by a1hsauce


I never did anything wrong Santa

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
I never did anything wrong Santa
You callin me a LIar!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yes as is you do...or yes as in you dont?
I do not beleive in the devil. Do you?

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
I do not beleive in the devil. Do you?
WEll you should...He believes in you

50 points! wheres that from

Originally posted by a1hsauce
WEll you should...He believes in you

50 points! wheres that from
No idea.. But good comeback!

yes yes i know...wish i could say i invented it

What is it from then?

Constantine

Huh?

the movie...Constantine

Oh..

yes

Intriguing

very

Originally posted by a1hsauce

How U Doin
I'm doin' fine babeh, how you doin'? flirt1

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I'm doin' fine babeh, how you doin'? flirt1
not too shabby

Originally posted by a1hsauce
not too shabby
Good stuff.

So, Santa. Have I been a good or bad girl this year?

i'll have to check my list..but until then why dont you try to convince me

Originally posted by a1hsauce
You callin me a LIar!

Shut up Santa

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i'll have to check my list..but until then why dont you try to convince me

i hope im on the naughty list!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i'll have to check my list..but until then why dont you try to convince me
I'll try real hard.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Shut up Santa
jawdrop glare youll be getting a visit from Black Peter...

Originally posted by Frozen kisses
i hope im on the naughty list!
*checks list* hmmmmmm....Mrs. Clause seems to be on both lists

Originally posted by a1hsauce
jawdrop glare youll be getting a visit from Black Peter...

You don't know me sun, I'll blast you Santa wickedph

lol bring it one boy! I'll smack ya upside the head with my santa Bag

Originally posted by a1hsauce
So yah, some of you know I work in an afterschool program, Well this apartment complex that has a lot of kids go to the local school knows about the program we do at the school.

Well they wanted to do have a Santa Clause come in and greet all the children and hang out with them for a while...oNly catch, he has to be bilingual. Thats where I come in Good luck!

Tank Ya

Originally posted by a1hsauce
jawdrop glare youll be getting a visit from Black Peter...


*checks list* hmmmmmm....Mrs. Clause seems to be on both lists

Im miss claus huh?

Im special..Tickles santa under his chin

ohhh yeaaa

Originally posted by a1hsauce
So yah, some of you know I work in an afterschool program, Well this apartment complex that has a lot of kids go to the local school knows about the program we do at the school.

Well they wanted to do have a Santa Clause come in and greet all the children and hang out with them for a while...oNly catch, he has to be bilingual. Thats where I come in

That's awesome!

Oh Mrs claus..That means we are married...

lol

yes indeedy

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Tank Ya No prob!glomp

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol bring it one boy! I'll smack ya upside the head with my santa Bag

*shots Santa with Colt* Get yo goons sun, detectives don't die, we multiple wickedph

see..this is why Santa doesnt stop by Compton!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yes indeedy

Cool.

grabs ye and drags ye to the bedroom

sorry kids santa gonna be busy this year

Originally posted by Frozen kisses
Cool.

grabs ye and drags ye to the bedroom

sorry kids santa gonna be busy this year
Usually we do this after I do my rounds

Originally posted by a1hsauce
see..this is why Santa doesnt stop by Compton!

Compton? I'm from NYC

well I dont stop by there either

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Usually we do this after I do my rounds

this year im in charge..

well lets just skip Christmas Altogether then!!!!!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
well I dont stop by there either

Why not?

Cause I might get Shot!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Cause I might get Shot!

If your Santa, bullets don't hurt you

Originally posted by a1hsauce
well lets just skip Christmas Altogether then!!!!!!

wellim off to bed...Night sexy!

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
If your Santa, bullets don't hurt you
I'M NOT SUPER SANTA!

Get your elfs or something

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I'M NOT SUPER SANTA!

santa is always super... shoot santa kids (guns arent dangerouse, people are!)

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Get your elfs or something
My elfs are peaceful people...

Originally posted by Smiling_Sadly
santa is always super... shoot santa kids (guns arent dangerouse, people are!)

Originally posted by a1hsauce
So yah, some of you know I work in an afterschool program, Well this apartment complex that has a lot of kids go to the local school knows about the program we do at the school.

Well they wanted to do have a Santa Clause come in and greet all the children and hang out with them for a while...oNly catch, he has to be bilingual. Thats where I come in

you're bilingual? droolio

Originally posted by a1hsauce
My elfs are peaceful people...

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you're bilingual? droolio
Trilingual if you count the language of love

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Trilingual if you count the language of love


ahahaha thats the best one ive ever heard! EVER!

thank you thank you

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Trilingual if you count the language of love

That was awesome

im still laughing at it, it was that good!

it wasnt thaaat great oh yes it was

come on you know that was good!!!