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whats the dumbest thing youve done in front of a girl

"What Do You mean? I'm perfectly Able-- *FALLS" "

it was when i was 12 yrs old and i was going to ask this girl out and i leaned my body to the side, i thought, NO i swore there was a chair right there, but some how it went away and i fell. it was really embarrassing but she still went out with me

*walking up to the girl's apartment*

she say's "you ready?"

i say "I hope you don't moan too much like your sister"

Originally posted by -hh-
*walking up to the girl's apartment*

she say's "you ready?"

i say "I hope you don't moan too much like your sister"



lol

What she say??

Originally posted by -hh-
*walking up to the girl's apartment*

she say's "you ready?"

i say "I hope you don't moan too much like your sister"




doh hysterical doh

actually that never happened

Originally posted by -hh-
actually that never happened False fame.

Originally posted by Sgt. Hairy
False fame. are you Russian?

I was riding my bike when I was about 13 and seen a hot girl so I showed off trying to a mono and landed on my ass with the bike handle's coming down and hitting me on my balls

ive never done anything to embarress my self :smoking:

Originally posted by KmcKarma
I was riding my bike when I was about 13 and seen a hot girl so I showed off trying to a mono and landed on my ass with the bike handle's coming down and hitting me on my balls

... that's kinda like my dumb-ass moment.

I was riding my bike home and a hottie from work drove by, honked, and waved at me. I waved back, but didn't notice a nearby bus stop pole. My wave'n arm hit the pole, I spun around off my bike, and bit the dust.

... I felt so kool.

I was driving, and I saw my first physical love in her car ahead of me, I sped up, it was raining, I pulled up next to her, I turned my head, we met eyes, I waved and smiled, then I rode up the curb and bent my rear axel costing me a couple hundred bucks to fix. The last thing I saw of her that day was her laughing at me and speeding off as my car came to a hault.

That is so sad and hilarious at the same time.


... less sad though since (I'm guessing) you eventually tapped them drawls.

Originally posted by D-Double
That is so sad and hilarious at the same time.


... less sad though since (I'm guessing) you eventually tapped them drawls.

Actually, I had already. She was my first. She was also three years older than me.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Actually, I had already.

No big thang, then...

... except for your car and your pride. shrugrin

True that. And one day I saw her years later, she was soooooooo super hot, she could have been the one who got away. I was young, dumb, and full of . . . well, you can guess.

i farted in front of her on accident

it runs in the family

Originally posted by -hh-
are you Russian? yes

A lot of stuff, the majority too rude for PG-13 forums.

Originally posted by eggmayo
A lot of stuff, the majority too rude for PG-13 forums.
Though stories eh?

this is actually a good thread that i made

Originally posted by Slay
Though stories eh?
Damn underage drinking.

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
this is actually a good thread that i made
You shut up Originally posted by eggmayo
Damn underage drinking.
Damn underage LSD trips

Originally posted by Slay
Damn underage LSD trips
Their not so bad. You do less stupid things

Originally posted by Slay
You shut up
Damn underage LSD trips why this is a good thread

Originally posted by eggmayo
Their not so bad. You do less stupid things
TrueOriginally posted by darthvader_fan
why this is a good thread
Nope

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
why this is a good thread
This thread isn't good, because it's very sexist. What if girls have done stupid things in front of guys?

Originally posted by eggmayo
This thread isn't good, because it's very sexist. What if girls have done stupid things in front of guys?

Originally posted by -hh-
*walking up to the girl's apartment*

she say's "you ready?"

i say "I hope you don't moan too much like your sister"

lollollaughinghystericalJumpy OMG.

Originally posted by eggmayo
This thread isn't good, because it's very sexist. What if girls have done stupid things in front of guys?

us?.............never...............shifty

Originally posted by Sgt. Hairy
yes do you speak any Russian? im Armenian, i forgot how to speak russian

Originally posted by xyz jedi
lollollaughinghystericalJumpy OMG. :P

nothing majorly stupid, i'm sure i've SAID stupid things, but nothing to major

I've done a few stupid things in front of guys... bag

Originally posted by -hh-
do you speak any Russian? im Armenian, i forgot how to speak russian Yes I speak Russian, Ukrainian, English, Spanish.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I've done a few stupid things in front of guys... bag


OOH! You've broken one of the most sacred laws of being a woman admitting guilt.................for shame you shall be excommunicated for thisschmoll

I act like a jackass infront of guys all the time

Originally posted by LethalFemme
OOH! You've broken one of the most sacred laws of being a woman admitting guilt.................for shame you shall be excommunicated for thisschmoll




sadwalk

I'm just an honest person schmoll

Originally posted by Ladyluck



sadwalk

I'm just an honest person schmoll

I guess if we can forgive the women who told guys we fake it..........then we can forgive you..........

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I guess if we can forgive the women who told guys we fake it..........then we can forgive you..........

Yay

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Yay

either giving her a head or my heart.

Walked into a wall while drunk at a high school party.

Tried wasabi for the first time ever, I rolled on the grass for ten minutes thinking my tongue was on fire.

Telling her that I loved her.

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
whats the dumbest thing youve done in front of a girl I got caught making out with girl A in front of Girl B.


Girl A is the best friend of Girl B. Girl B is one of those 'Just a friends" but she didn't think so....so B is pissed at me....but at least I've got A....

also once in gym class I was feeling really sick and we were doing gymnastics and i spewed up. Three times, in front of tons of hot girls.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I got caught making out with girl A in front of Girl B.


Girl A is the best friend of Girl B. Girl B is one of those 'Just a friends" but she didn't think so....so B is pissed at me....but at least I've got A....

youre a liar because youre still a V

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
whats the dumbest thing youve done in front of a girl Eating right infront of her.....and messy.....damn how stupid of me

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
whats the dumbest thing youve done in front of a girl

I was reading a book one time in front of a girl...she looked at me like a was retarded

"I don't give a **** if you're on your period."

I never do anything stupid in front of anybody.

Heck, I don't even do anything stupid when I'm by myself.

is it comprehensible.....

while I was still in dixie league some kid on our team said he would give me a dollar to fall off the playground set backwards (it was kinda high) I told him to look and he turned around before I jumped (I was in full pads) and I fall on top of a girl who was holding hot coffee in like 56 degree weather (thats cold as hell here) and like three other girls were standing around watching and I got up and ran

Well this one time....

I approached her, lost my nerve, urinated myself, vomited all over my clothes and hers, got a nosebleed, crapped by pants, my nipples started lactating, and I began to cry.

Yea so I felt kinda dumb for that dustysrug

good thread bump.

Originally posted by Quincy
Well this one time....

I approached her, lost my nerve, urinated myself, vomited all over my clothes and hers, got a nosebleed, crapped by pants, my nipples started lactating, and I began to cry.

Yea so I felt kinda dumb for that dustysrug

for me all i did was itch my nuts

Originally posted by undercoverninja

for me all i did was itch my nuts

You're a ****ing retard.

Originally posted by undercoverninja

for me all i did was itch my nuts Why would you laugh at that?




Unless..........Oh my god..............you actually believed it.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Why would you laugh at that?




Unless..........Oh my god..............you actually believed it.

is it comprehensible.....

There's always the possibility he found it funny without believing it.tongue12

Originally posted by InnerRise
Why would you laugh at that?




Unless..........Oh my god..............you actually believed it.

is it comprehensible.....
i mean honestly i know im frickin stupid but come on im not that stupid

Originally posted by InnerRise
Why would you laugh at that?




Unless..........Oh my god..............you actually believed it.

is it comprehensible.....

You don't laugh at things unless they actually happened?

Originally posted by undercoverninja
i mean honestly i know im frickin stupid but come on im not that stupid

Nice that you admit it.

im an honest person and she actually thought it was hot that i had the nerve to itch them in front of her

Originally posted by undercoverninja
im an honest person and she actually thought it was hot that i had the nerve to itch them in front of her

Eww

Originally posted by undercoverninja
im an honest person and she actually thought it was hot that i had the nerve to itch them in front of her

I'm gonna go try that and see if it works tomorrow

laughing

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
whats the dumbest thing youve done in front of a girl I seem to be immune to embarrasement nowadays, but I tend to talk to myself in public often.

one time... i was with this girl and i was doing turtles (a breakdance move) and so i was going really good, when i farted. she goes...uh-oh, i think you ripped your pants.

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
whats the dumbest thing youve done in front of a girl beg ermm

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
whats the dumbest thing youve done in front of a girl



i was listening to my mp3 player and i had the jackass party theme. it ended up being the next track so i ended up taking off my shirt and dancing like the party boy