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I don't know what it is with my head today but I think some divine force really has it in for me. First I get up in the middle of the night last night and walk straight into my wardrobe door. WHat stupid person left that open huh?

Then on my way back in this afternoon after a really rubbishy exam, I dropped my swipe card by the front door and as i bend down to pick it up....Wallop! Someone opens the door from the other side. Bye bye brain cells!

But it seems my head was not content with this punsishment and as I was getting ready to go out with my friends tonight, I leant forward to do my hair in the mirror forgetting about the rather sharp ended towel rail just above head height. The damn thing took a rather nice round chunk of skin off my forehead. Not only is the pain unbarable but I now look like a complete pillock with a wonderfully attractive circle of bare flesh on my forehead!

Something tells me this is just the beginning of a VERY bad week!

Needless to say I didn't go out after all and have stayed in to hide my face in misery!

Yikes! All run away from Edna, she is cursed!

Did a spell backfire?

Maybe this is the bad start to a nice week. You had to have already gotten all the bad out of your system and are now in store for the wonderful stuff.

everything happend in ONE day ??
preety messy......and painful

everything happend in ONE day ??
preety messy......and painful of course

Ouch!, ouch! and ouch! again!

ow! dont worry! the wound will heal in....two weeks......

Isn't all flesh bare?

And I bump into stuff all the time too. I fell your pain Edna.

Two weeks? But I'm in a concert on friday! Noooooooooooooo!

Yikes! Think of all the people that will look at you and think "FREAK!"

Can you wear a hat?

thanks Ush!

Always happy to help out.

Wouild you prefer it if I was appallingly sympathetic and gave you a ton of condescending comfort?

I'm laughing at Ush, not you. Sorry that happened to you. My friend scraped the skin off his knee today as well.

Haha!

Edna, what kind of band are you in? If it is a band.

It's a choir.

A heavy metal choir!!!http://www.forum-smilies.com/teuflisch_14.gif

Let's hope not.

*points to edna with indexfinger glowing*
I sense your pain...

*sends Edna crash helmet*

They're so fashionable these days !

That's not a crash helmet, it's vaders helmet, where'd you get it from you're gonna be in big trouble now!!!

queeqs closet

Has queeq come out of the closet too????

yes

He only comes out of the closet when I let him out.

You should only know Gundy dear

Or when I take the secret back door. And it's Gundy's closet, I'm just the err...... warden.

you look like a warden too

Warden queeq ! Warden queeq !

*bangs tin cup along jail bars*

I want my phone call !!

before you walk the green mile

I'll pass, thanks.

*starts digging escape tunnel*

You know the price. http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/booby.gif

*throws away bucket full of water*

You just missed her.

and hit Corran and his beers,...*adds all the broken glass to Corrans tab

And the floor.

we gonna use Catain Rex as a mop to sweep the floor later, so a lot of broken glass on the floor would do nicely

Hey!!!!

Hmmm well I finally went into college today. Needless to say I wore a baseball cap down low and hung my head all the way. I have an exam tomorrow though and choir practice and I doubt they will let me keep my hat on so I am going to have to wear a comedy Mr bumo plaster instead and hope that the amusement of that draws away from the fact that it is stuck on my forehead! God I hate my life!

Sigh... poor Edna gets people pointing and laughing at her all day... well tough! I've had a bad day as well!

Dont worry too much Edna, I'm sure everything will turn out alright! and besides, it's not like anyone looks at you anyways!

**SLAP!**

Ouch!! Now my face is bruised and swollen like, well Edna!

here let me bandage that up for you.

**completely covers tex head to toe in bandage**

There that's much better!

Your mummy fetish is not at all amusing!

*tips over Texas*

Now cut out his tongue, put him in a coffin full of scarabs and seal it up.

See ya, Tex. We'll be back to check on you in a couple thousand years.

the mummy returns, indeed

Well Edna would be the only one around here who could cast a spell to wake him up and I personally don't see her making that bad a mistake you know...

could cast a fist

I sure she has something worse than that.

depends on who throws the fist

Somebody steal the book of the dead!

I know it's Tex we're waking up, but let's face it. Our lives would all be a lot less interesting without him.

hmmm

We could mummify Bjork instead.

Maybe that's shut her up.

I know cutting her tongue sure would.

Can we removed her brain through her nose with a hook?

why not decapitate her

Let's bury her alive and throw in scarabs.

Yes, that sounds like fun. Although, pulling her brain out through her nose would be more painful when you're alive.

Even better my man.

Rex, that is so twisted !


I like it.

aint it cool

texas will get you!

A small sacrifice for the benefit of the rest of the hearing public!!!

well I stand by what I said in some other thread, she looks good in that blue stuff in the avatar texas has now

mah is obviously having delusions of grandeur.

something must've been wrong with me when I posted that

I think Mah just likes blue beings!

blue is good, I guess
well she is kinda cute in that pic...

red!!!

No. mah has a Grover fetish.

Sting is so above Bjork you can't even compare them.

Sting's talent is a billion times the size of the death star.

Bjork's talent is non-existent.

Sting is a true artist who's work stands on its own merit. Bjork needs bizarre costumes and backgrounds and all kinds of sideshow freak crap to make the recording studio even let her in the door.


This is fun !

Sting rules; Bjork drools.http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/iamwithstupid.gif

Well the sentiment from Lauren I think I agree with, but I think she meant to say that as a song writer and artist Sting has proven to be moderately better, nay, far better that Bjork. not to take anyhting away from Bjork she still has time in her career to prove she is part way near to being as good as sting. Although IMHO she will fall short, oh wait, she already is short teehee!
Oh well, let us wait until the day she can match Stings influence on the music industry over the years and his integrity to the defense of the plant!

(Oh I can't believe I managed to say that with a straight face)

Yeah! Defend that plant! Actually, I think he wants to save quit a few plants. I saw it on a documentary somewhere. I am sure he DOES have a favouriite plant, though.

I wouldn't say that in front of Tex...

Although, Lauren's right again. That's one of the reasons why she's great.

I'm great? What happened to amazing?

Yes, that too, and wonderful, and beautiful and so on and so forth.

http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/kusje.gif

http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/fnuff.gif

Ok, Ok so he wants to save more than one plant, in fact a whole rainforest or two!!!!

And, your point is?

I think that Sting's efforts are admirable.

And?

You are *this* close to a spanking. http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/smash.gif
And not the good kind either.

That's right! Now go to the corner an think about what you've dont'.

*Rex slinks to the nearest corner and hangs his head in shame.*

*gets up and takes Lauren's paddle*

Now, do you want the good kind of spanking or the bad kind?

either way, I'm planning to call the cops

Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you" Inner Circle`s Bad Boys from COPS

they come for me? those nice people in white jackets?

taking you to the nice white house

Woo-hoo ! Sting rates way over Bjork !!!

Surprise me.

*hides behind finti, points at Tex*

Get him !!

Pfft!

Stink CD's make great table coasters and frisbys for your doggie, and pretend Ninja stars to throw at your friends!

Besides not having any style at all, Bjork can't sing.

If anyone is in need of a spanking..........its Bjork.

I have heard and seen Bjork and I experienced serious ear pollution.

I own a couple of her CD's and I must admit she's pretty good. But if I'm being fair and honest, she's nothing but a big swan wearing, cabbage dressing freak.

*points laughing at mech*
Ha-Ha Mech has a Bjork CD's, wait whats that in my CD rack - oops!!!

Now I'm guessing Corran has some Bjork up there or possibly a Chas and Dave album.

Yes, but it's only one Bjork CD and it is about 5 years old!
Psst, dont tell anyone but it's quite good actually - still not as good as Sting!!!!

Pah! How old are you chap?

you`ve heard of DUM DUM BOYS Tex, they are a very good live act but I dont have any cd of them. Dont listen too much to scandinavian music

Off topic and over 100. Reason enough to close up. And if that isn't, mentioning Bjork is.