I found this entertaining as well,
Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor tail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure.
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you are the most hated person on this board.
Although I may not agree with said posters comments, I consider each member of this board a person, while you remain a protozoan no matter how many times you change your name.
Now why would I hate you?
Well, I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring and more intellectual once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you.
I noticed that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your posts. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you?
Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character. Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcasses that are less offensive to the senses than you are.
So please, do us all a favor, before anything else is said, and unplug your computer, unsubscribe from your ISP, and go back to the cage you came from. People like you usually don't belong here.
'
'
Enough said.
__________________
From Russia with love!
Some guy that joined in Sep and reads 5 of my threads and makes a novel on me like he knows me that well he has been attached to my ass for the last 5 yrs
This thread is a place where you can post anything you want and remember the legend that once was Kmcdude.......
Have fun people
Kmcdude said that not Kmckarma
.............. i like it 
New thread!! YAY luke! Don't change to much on me buddy!
J/P
Holy shit
??