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I found my pants!!

Clovie had them all this time.

EXCUSE ME???????


I so did not!

Thanks for sharing that

I'm trying to find a clever respond to that but I'm too tired...

Originally posted by sweetness
Thanks for sharing that

You don't understand. My pants have been missing for what? Over a year?

Isn't that about right Clover?

The real question is did he ever get his tail back..............

Originally posted by Clovie
EXCUSE ME???????


I so did not!

Ok Ok....you were holding them for..Spoony?

Originally posted by Slay
I'm trying to find a clever respond to that but I'm too tired...

Just shut up and have a coffee.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You don't understand. My pants have been missing for what? Over a year?

Isn't that about right Clover? hmm... I think you've been looking them for about a year, indeed
But I've never seen them.


Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ok Ok....you were holding them for..Spoony? Why Spoony?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The real question is did he ever get his tail back..............

I had a prosthetic tail put on....I can bounce like Tigger now!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Just shut up and have a coffee.

If you must...
*steels Scott's coffee can*

Originally posted by Clovie
hmm... I think you've been looking them for about a year, indeed
But I've never seen them.


Perhaps not....they were under your bed.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Perhaps not....they were under your bed. Impossible tongue12

Originally posted by Slay
If you must...
*steels Scott's coffee can*

No no my good man, it's yours...it was your Santa Moose gift anyhow...I just had a little.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
No no my good man, it's yours...it was your Santa Moose gift anyhow...I just had a little.

Damn...


I mean yippie!!!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I had a prosthetic tail put on....I can bounce like Tigger now!

I wanna bounce too jump

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I wanna bounce too jump

You can bounce on me.



That is SOOOO going to be taken out of context.

Originally posted by Clovie
Impossible tongue12

Why? Because you're in Poland and I'm in Canada?

Or because I'm a moose and moose generally go 'au naturel'?

Well i'm so happy that you found your pants

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I found my pants!!

Clovie had them all this time. Damn that pant stealer..

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You can bounce on me.



That is SOOOO going to be taken out of context.


true..........and that's why you wrote it


can I really bounce on you?

Originally posted by sweetness
Well i'm so happy that you found your pants

Yes,me too....my butt was freezing.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Why? Because you're in Poland and I'm in Canada?

Or because I'm a moose and moose generally go 'au naturel'? mix of both

Originally posted by LethalFemme
true..........and that's why you wrote it


can I really bounce on you?

*shakes his head*

A pox upon me for answering this, but, yea, verily thy can bounceth upon me.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes,me too....my butt was freezing.

I bet it was ,its very cold these days

Originally posted by Clovie
mix of both

Well, maybe I'm REALLY

DaPolishMoose - with a fashion sense. yes

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I found my pants!!

Clovie had them all this time.

damn you found them

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*shakes his head*

A pox upon me for answering this, but, yea, verily thy can bounceth upon me.

you know your girlfriends gonna kill you for this........lol


*hops on moose*...................lets ride

Originally posted by Frozen kisses
damn you found them

Sharah! Well, THERE'S a surprise....

Originally posted by LethalFemme
you know your girlfriends gonna kill you for this........lol


*hops on moose*...................lets ride

Yeah I am gonna kill you both for this

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Well, maybe I'm REALLY

DaPolishMoose - with a fashion sense. yes That would be some new news
(I'm not denying your fashion sense of course)

Originally posted by LethalFemme
you know your girlfriends gonna kill you for this........lol


*hops on moose*...................lets ride


OMFG...I'm suddenly a Harley Mooseyson.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I had a prosthetic tail put on....I can bounce like Tigger now!

hysterical2

OMFG, the imagery of that naughty

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah I am gonna kill you both for this



Now puddin, we had an understanding.

I can let women I barely know ride me, and you can keep dressing like Liberace when we go out.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah I am gonna kill you both for this

it was his idea

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
OMFG...I'm suddenly a Harley Mooseyson.

so where we going?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
you know your girlfriends gonna kill you for this........lol


*hops on moose*...................lets ride I'm staying out of this..

Originally posted by Syren
hysterical2

OMFG, the imagery of that naughty


You literally pictured it, didn't you, Kez?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose


Now puddin, we had an understanding.

I can let women I barely know ride me, and you can keep dressing like Liberace when we go out.

No the agreement was that you could let ''woMEN'' ride you

I have no problems with that













































































































































































































































Okay that sucked

Originally posted by LethalFemme
it was his idea



so where we going?

*lowers sunglasses and raises an eyebrow*

Church. naughty

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You literally pictured it, didn't you, Kez?

F.uck yeah, I closed my eyes, focused my mind and Boom! Instant Pooh episode.

Originally posted by Fianna
I'm staying out of this..

if anything I think he'd like you to join.........

Originally posted by Syren
F.uck yeah, I closed my eyes, focused my mind and Boom! Instant Pooh episode.


Frightening. *shakes head* Truly frightening. Innit?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*lowers sunglasses and raises an eyebrow*

Church. naughty


I can't go in there.................for I have sinned....

Originally posted by LethalFemme
if anything I think he'd like you to join.........

Yes yes, Ash, listen to the girl I barely know who is riding me.... yes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I can't go in there.................for I have sinned....


Hell Sistah, I didn't say it was a Christian Church.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes yes, Ash, listen to the girl I barely know who is riding me.... yes

Pah,you would never let a girl join when you were riding me mhm






































































































































































































Oh my God,mental image

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes yes, Ash, listen to the girl I barely know who is riding me.... yes

do you let strangers ride you often?.........lol

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Frightening. *shakes head* Truly frightening. Innit?

There are other words you could have used

Originally posted by Slay
Pah,you would never let a girl join when you were riding me mhm






































































































































































































Oh my God,mental image

Dude, really....stop.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Hell Sistah, I didn't say it was a Christian Church.

ooh..............I'm down

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Dude, really....stop.

Well you started all the homo-erotic flirting thingy's

Originally posted by LethalFemme
do you let strangers ride you often?.........lol

You'd think, given the fact that I'm a manwhore, I would.


And you'd be right. yes

Originally posted by Syren
There are other words you could have used

I meant me bouncin, luv.

Not a pretty site. no

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Dude, really....stop.

NO!.........don't stop I wanna see where this is going.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You'd think, given the fact that I'm a manwhore, I would.


And you'd be right. yes

I'm a shewhore.........lol

Originally posted by Slay
Well you started all the homo-erotic flirting thingy's

I did?


Damnit, you sexy biatch, you're right, and I find you even sexier for pointing that out to me. hug

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I did?


Damnit, you sexy biatch, you're right, and I find you even sexier for pointing that out to me. hug

Love you to hun

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm a shewhore.........lol

funny...I thought that you meant you were a whore for shoes, but misspelled it....

a SHE whore....right....gotcha.

I used to be one too.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes yes, Ash, listen to the girl I barely know who is riding me.... yes

Sure...I've listened...and now I'm ignoring...

Originally posted by Slay
Soooo...alles kits achter de rits?



Yee-es....we did...but we lost it when we moved in 1987......?????

Originally posted by Fianna
Sure...I've listened...and now I'm ignoring...

You're such a sparkplug, you know that?

How DO you put up with me?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
funny...I thought that you meant you were a whore for shoes, but misspelled it....

a SHE whore....right....gotcha.

I used to be one too.




*hops off moose*..........rides over take me home

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose


Yee-es....we did...but we lost it when we moved in 1987......?????
****!That made no sense at all!!!

How suggestive

Originally posted by LethalFemme


*hops off moose*..........rides over take me home




Aiite, but you have no idea what you're missing.


For that matter, neither do I, so I guess we're even. yes

Originally posted by Slay
****!That made no sense at all!!!

How suggestive

I know!!!! I had no idea what you said.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I know!!!! I had no idea what you said.

Well practically,it means Everything cool behind your zipper....But it rhymes in Dutch so it sounds rather normal and not so obscene

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose


Aiite, but you have no idea what you're missing.


For that matter, neither do I, so I guess we're even. yes

Damn this happens to me all the time............ I meet a nice sexy guy and the uh oh he used to be a womancry

Originally posted by Slay
Well practically,it means Everything cool behind your zipper....But it rhymes in Dutch so it sounds rather normal and not so obscene

*snorts*

That is the most fukked up statement I've ever heard here at KMC...and that is saying a lot.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You're such a sparkplug, you know that?

How DO you put up with me?

I'm a plug?


Becuase you're a socket?

((or maybe because you're wonderful ...but don't tell anyone I said that....))

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*snorts*

That is the most fukked up statement I've ever heard here at KMC...and that is saying a lot.
Should i take that as a compliment?
And that's literally translated,usually it means hows life?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Damn this happens to me all the time............ I meet a nice sexy guy and the uh oh he used to be a womancry

And not only that, he thinks he's a moose!

I'm really sorry...we could have had great times together...out on the rode, me bouncing along, you in the sidecar...but alas, my past has come back to haunt me again....

*heavy sigh*

Fruit cup? *offers her a fruit cup*

Originally posted by Fianna
I'm a plug?


Becuase you're a socket?

((or maybe because you're wonderful ...but don't tell anyone I said that....))

That's got definite fem-dom connotations to it I think...

ok, I won't tell anyone.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
And not only that, he thinks he's a moose!

I'm really sorry...we could have had great times together...out on the rode, me bouncing along, you in the sidecar...but alas, my past has come back to haunt me again....

*heavy sigh*

Fruit cup? *offers her a fruit cup*

*takes fruit cup*

we can still be friends

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
That's got definite fem-dom connotations to it I think...

ok, I won't tell anyone.

Yeah...kind of weird huh?

Okay..thank you...I have to keep up my public image

Originally posted by Slay
Should i take that as a compliment?
And that's literally translated,usually it means hows life?

Let's just say, it SLAYed me.













Ok, I quit.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*takes fruit cup*

we can still be friends


Suuuure sure. Of course.

and if you ever get over this fear of a tranxsexual moose, then, by all means, hop back in.

Originally posted by Fianna
Yeah...kind of weird huh?

Okay..thank you...I have to keep up my public image

The Naked Goblin Advisor of Weirdsville....

No problem, I won't tell anyone how you really feel about me.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
The Naked Goblin Advisor of Weirdsville....

No problem, I won't tell anyone how you really feel about me.

Shut up....Mayor of Weirdsville...



Well you can if you want.....or if, you know, you feel the same....blush2

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Suuuure sure. Of course.

and if you ever get over this fear of a tranxsexual moose, then, by all means, hop back in.

thanx for that.......option

Originally posted by Fianna
Shut up....Mayor of Weirdsville...



Well you can if you want.....or if, you know, you feel the same....blush2


*looks at the cute little couple*


here Fianna I give you the keys to the Moose Mobile..............I'll find my own way home

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Sharah! Well, THERE'S a surprise....

I thought i hid them well...

Originally posted by Fianna
Shut up....Mayor of Weirdsville...



Well you can if you want.....or if, you know, you feel the same....blush2

And damn proud of it.

I'm a lone moose honey...on the highway of love...breaking hearts and stealing vanilla air fresheners. Forget that last part....anyhow....I can't be tied down to any one little philly....

but you know that I do.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
And damn proud of it.

I'm a lone moose honey...on the highway of love...breaking hearts and stealing vanilla air fresheners. Forget that last part....anyhow....I can't be tied down to any one little philly....

but you know that I do.

Awww...you're have your own town

...I knew my air freshener wasn't eaten by those mice....disgust


I do indeed *grins happily*

damn now i feel left out..................I wonder if FJ is here