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Spill the beans, folks. C'mon let's her these juicy stories.

I've got some to share, but I'm afraid to imcrimate myself as a sex addict.

I masturbate with penguins

Originally posted by Ronny
I masturbate with penguins good thing i didn't "come" out of that costume

...with Penguins, Ronny?

I never had sex!

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
I never had sex! need help?

im just kidding

I had sex in my gf's car. LMAo, it wuz funny when i got i trouble by her parents but they couldnt get very mad at me cuz i used protection

It's ok, Princess...nothing to worry about.

Originally posted by -hh-
good thing i didn't "come" out of that costume Yea and uhhh.. good thing they didnt catch me.. uhh. oh man you took the only good joke.. **** you *****!

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
I never had sex! mee toooooo

Originally posted by Ronny
Yea and uhhh.. good thing they didnt catch me.. uhh. oh man you took the only good joke.. **** you *****!

Originally posted by JacopeX
I had sex in my gf's car. LMAo, it wuz funny when i got i trouble by her parents but they couldnt get very mad at me cuz i used protection is that another lie by jacopex?

Originally posted by -hh-
is that another lie by jacopex?

hmm i wonder why _hh_ is callin me a liar when hes in California and im in NY/CT. ((im actually right now in CT. I go to NY in the weekends))

Originally posted by -hh-
You best turn that frown upside down 1eye

Originally posted by JacopeX
hmm i wonder why _hh_ is callin me a liar when hes in California and im in NY/CT. ((im actually right now in CT. I go to NY in the weekends)) that didn't make sense at all

Originally posted by Ronny
You best turn that frown upside down 1eye im gonna try

did it work? --->

Originally posted by JacopeX
hmm i wonder why _hh_ is callin me a liar when hes in California and im in NY/CT. ((im actually right now in CT. I go to NY in the weekends)) oh man i just ate a pickle

Originally posted by -hh-
that didn't make sense at all

im gonna try

did it work? ---> *shakes violently*

Originally posted by Ronny
*shakes violently* *shakes calmly*

_hh_ i jus wish i can get a "go away *******" spray so you can go away.

Originally posted by Ronny
mee toooooo

This thread is getting out of hand already, I see.

Originally posted by JacopeX
_hh_ i jus wish i can get a "go away *******" spray so you can go away. then go get one

Originally posted by BobbyD
Spill the beans, folks. C'mon let's her these juicy stories.

I've got some to share, but I'm afraid to imcrimate myself as a sex addict.
The woods and in a school bus at the bus garage

Originally posted by BobbyD
This thread is getting out of hand already, I see.

In a school bus at a school garage?! That's great, Daniels! Kudos!



clap

Yep. We had a dance after a football game in the Cafeteria and we decided to leave early and did a bit of walking and slid under the space between the fence and ground and found a bus in the back! w00t

^

Uh....Okay?

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
^

LOL, That story sounds like a load of crap anyways.

Originally posted by Ronny
oh man i just ate a pickle



I love you Ronny

Geez, due to the lack of responses, I suppose a lot of you do not have much spontaneity in your lives.

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
LOL, That story sounds like a load of crap anyways.
Well it wasnt a load of shit, whether you believe it or not. I dont lie and I despise anyone who does.
Originally posted by BobbyD
Geez, due to the lack of responses, I suppose a lot of you do not have much spontaneity in your lives.

We lead the good life

My girls bed.

Originally posted by Bloigen
My girls bed.
That isnt crazy.

I agree. Unless her bed like flies or something?

I believe you Daniels, honest. How's the cous doing by the way?

Originally posted by BobbyD
I agree. Unless her bed like flies or something?

Well, it had 2 mattresses at the time.

Well Bloigen, I'd you're a sex machine, but that still does not constitue a crazy place. But kudos to wearing out a mattress.

Well, i've had a sevensome with all the girls aloud band while flying on a magic carpet in the middle of egypt which was being attacked by aliens at the time. Yep, that was a good week.

Nice try. Funny, but nice try.

Erm, a graveyard.

Eeewww....creepy. crazy

But yes, definitely qualifies, Eggmayo.

clapping

Originally posted by BobbyD
I believe you Daniels, honest. How's the cous doing by the way?
Not too good, I dont suppose. My Dad's going to see him this Saturday and I may or may not be able to go see him Carolyn said she doesnt want any kids, and of course I told Mom I wasnt a kid so she just said it's up to her to decide. So, hopefully Ill be able to go
Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, it had 2 mattresses at the time.
Most beds do. Well when you're in my family...

Perhaps, this thread is more reserved for older folks who have more time to get themselves into ridiculous locations when "feeling the urge".

Originally posted by BobbyD
Perhaps, this thread is more reserved for older folks who have more time to get themselves into ridiculous locations when "feeling the urge".
No...Not exactly. Im almost 17.

well a girlfriend I used to have, her father was a live-in warden at a sheltered accomodation complex and well we were just finding a little privacy after hours and ended up having sex in the community hall...

In the ruins of the Roman Fort at Tinto Hill, Lanarkshire, Scotland.

I dont remember...other then a bed, floor car and truck...I dont think those are that weird

Craziest and Only place i've had sex: a garden

Originally posted by Ms Flower
I dont remember...other then a bed, floor car and truck...I dont think those are that weird

coughshowercough

Originally posted by Baylin
coughshowercough shower isnt strange though..is it?

Originally posted by Ms Flower
shower isnt strange though..is it?

No I guess not, certainly no more so than a bed or floor or truck ect, guess I was just having happy memories...

Originally posted by Baylin
No I guess not, certainly no more so than a bed or floor or truck ect, guess I was just having happy memories... my point exactly...I dont have any 'strange' places to share...I need to get some...

Originally posted by Ms Flower
my point exactly...I dont have any 'strange' places to share...I need to get some...

indeed!

Community Hall, huh Baylin? Nice, but not nerely so dangerous after everyone's left.

I give you a half clap.

Amity, not bad. Did you have the opportunity to get busted?

I don't have sex in dodgy places schmoll


probably in the kitchen of my boyfriends - he shared dorms with 4 other people who coulda walked in any second - and probably have walked to the kitchen saw us through the window and left...meh

A public toilet, the kitchen and on the couch in the living room at Fire' s place. Entering in the front door - which is completely out of glass - brings you directly into the living room.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Storm, yes! Public bathroom. *ding,ding,ding,ding* clapping

Ding-ding-dididing... Crazy Frog


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Yes, I am!

Huh?

in a cemetery in the middle of the night.

Eeeww. crazy

Qualifies, Rogue Jedi. Kudos!

clap

it was in my twenties. she was a crazy goth chick and she dared me to do it. you know us guys, we never turn down a dare.

Yeah, them crazy goth chicks will get you everytime.

(jealous)

in a space shuttle, on reentry

Ha! Yeah right, Lionheartmm.

awwww u dont believe me{sniff sniff, quick think of sumthin else so they dont find out ur a virgin}..............ummm how about in a chocolate factory?

Originally posted by leonheartmm
in a space shuttle, on reentry OMG!

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
OMG!

lol, dont be shocked, the g force does UNBELIEVABLE things to the person on top{not to mention the one bein nailed }

Ha!

I still don't believe you, Lionheartmm. Plus, I have a few to contribute of my own....

bobbyD, ever wondered why the columbia disintegrated on reentry

Not cool, Leonheartmm. That's in poor taste if you meant it as a joke. May the souls of the departed forgive you for that one.

If you meant it rhetorically, I didn't read it that way.

Chocolate Factory, Leonheartmm?

i didnt mean to insult the people who died u idiot! wat do u take me for

also, i did it in the back of a speeding pickup truck.

Well, how the heck am I supposed to know, Leon?

Very cool, Rogue Jedi.

clapping

In an ambulance.

in my school...we each snuck out of our classes and went into one of the bathrooms where it was a unisex bathroom with only one toilet.....it was hard to keep quiet

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
in my school...we each snuck out of our classes and went into one of the bathrooms where it was a unisex bathroom with only one toilet.....it was hard to keep quiet
Unisex bathroom in school?
That's BULL SHIT! Lol. I wish we had a unisex bathroom, Id have the time of my life! Well anyway, I've brought Daniel into the women's bathroom a few times after school, and thankfully hadnt ever got caught when we used to do it.

craziest place I've ever had sex....

IN MY HEAD!!!

saucy I know!

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Unisex bathroom in school?
That's BULL SHIT! Lol. I wish we had a unisex bathroom, Id have the time of my life! Well anyway, I've brought Daniel into the women's bathroom a few times after school, and thankfully hadnt ever got caught when we used to do it. we did that once...but the teachers bathroom is inside the regular bathroom...so they would be like "You okay in there"...i'd be all exasperated and be like "i'm fine"

okay I know this is gonna sound crazy but, I once had sex on a bed!...............lol

In my butt.



Oh come on! Someone had to say it!

really?

Originally posted by Whisper
In my butt.



Oh come on! Someone had to say it!





Craziest place? The back seat of a car ... And the front seat.

Had sex with the boss' daughter in his office during a Xmas party.

Oh yeah... My ex's parent's bed.

Originally posted by Whisper
In my butt.



Oh come on! Someone had to say it! w00t game show history right there

-santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
in my school...we each snuck out of our classes and went into one of the bathrooms where it was a unisex bathroom with only one toilet.....it was hard to keep quiet

droolio

send pictures droolio

Whisper, Revernd Maynard..... clap

Bushwacker, yes! 2 claps for that one! clappingclapping

Ladyluck, were they your ex-parents at the time?

in the ladies bathroom of a hopping nightclub.

Rogue Jedi, you serious?

my nieces bed

with a vinyl glove

Eeew, Cherry Topper.

I thought with a nickname like yours, it was gonna be good.

well it's my bed too and big

Room for me too? How old is your niece?

I suppose it's about time for me to tell all about my locations when "feeling the urge".

Ladies room in a bar
University library DURING school hours
Public parking garage in the daytime

oh ho ho! *takes down notes*

Council, be verrry careful about trying to attempt that 2nd one, could get you expelled. Wouldn't do it unless the university library is HUUUUGE.

The first and third could get you minor offenses for lewd public behavior....basically a fine and a slap on the hand. I'm no judge, but that's a guess.

oh....

See, that's the beauty about having hot, on-the-spot-sex, Council....the element of danger that's involved because you and your partner want "at it" NOW!

*gulps*

Council, you're only 14!? I feel like I'm corrupting you.

Give yourself a decade first before you try some of this crazy stuff, grasshopper.

ha ha ha ha ha

i like to surprise ppl with my age

in my dad's car, and at the lake

Originally posted by scooby doo 12
in my dad's car, and at the lake

on a moped

On a moped, McFly?

Originally posted by scooby doo 12
in my dad's car, and at the lake

*calls dyfs*

Originally posted by leonheartmm
awwww u dont believe me{sniff sniff, quick think of sumthin else so they dont find out ur a virgin}..............ummm how about in a chocolate factory?

chocolate factory? whose chocolate factory pretell...hmmm...?

willy wonka's chocolate factory

Leon, ya' goof.

Cockpit of a Bonanza airplane while in flight.

Nah-uh, Jedi Priestess?

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Cockpit of a Bonanza airplane while in flight.

adding new life to the double entendre?

Originally posted by BobbyD
Nah-uh, Jedi Priestess?

yep yep, joined the mile high club that day I did.


and LMAO PVS

The exclusive mile high club, huh? Well clap are in order.

But, this wasn't a passenger jet, was it?

oh hell no

Ahhhhh....well, I can only give you a half clapping then.

Sorry.

On the muddy banks of the Wishkah.

Alright we've got a lot of sex threads and body part threads and I've been thinking a lot about making this thread and finally done it.

What is/are some of the weirdest places you have done stuff with your boyfriend/girlfriend/wifey/hubby?

Keep it clean or I will smack you with a rotten swordfish.

Been done.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Been done.
Where is the thread?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Where is the thread?

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/search.php?action=intro

I searched and found nothing...

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Alright we've got a lot of sex threads and body part threads and I've been thinking a lot about making this thread and finally done it.

What is/are some of the weirdest places you have done stuff with your boyfriend/girlfriend/wifey/hubby?

Keep it clean or I will smack you with a rotten swordfish.

Weirdest place would be front seat of the car...nothing more crazy than that.

golf course...at night of course

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Weirdest place would be front seat of the car...nothing more crazy than that.
How the hell do you manage that? Wait...strike that...anything's possible.


Okay here are mine:
~Under a pontune in the lake.
~In the woods
~School bathroom after school

In the bathroom at school.


The girls bathroom

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
In the bathroom at school.


The girls bathroom
AAHAHAH ME TOO!

In a phone booth.



it was like 4 in the morn.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
How the hell do you manage that? Wait...strike that...anything's possible.


Okay here are mine:
~Under a pontune in the lake.
~In the woods
~School bathroom after school

Reclined the seat back, she was on top.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
I searched and found nothing...

srug

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Reclined the seat back, she was on top. Make sure you test her afterwards. No point in schooling someone the fine art of lovemaking without a test.

Mine are:

School bathroom
on the trampoline
in the hot tub
in a bed

ect..

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
in a bed

How would that work?

Originally posted by Bloigen
How would that work? Well, i was naked. Thats how it worked

In the back of a very small car...

Lol, same here, actually.

*coughs*

in the shower
on the bathroom counter
on the living room couch
in a car
once, almost on the kitchen counter

How about on the counter at a shop, after its closed?

What concerns the house, no room has been left undisturbed.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.