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Saratn has come up with wonderful idea of a new thread to plot his death. piggy has her own thread, so why can't scar face have his own?

#1 Chop his head off

saratn likes saratn likes. who does the chopping?

saratn wants to chop his head off.

good than you chop his head off

#3 Drown him

#4 Tell your house elf to do it...

saratn thinks drowing him is boring. yes, tell doby to drown scar face. saratn will look for a sword

#5 tell him that the only possible way to save the wizard world is to kill himself

#6, lock him in a refrigerator. (No oxygen)

#7 Let him see his own smile for half an hour and he'll kill himself

Lock him in a room and force him to watch Harry Potter 1

Or you could, ya know, just shoot him?

Destroy every single Harry Potter book because they may be Horcrux's of his soul.

stick him in a room with george bush...

saratn would like him stuck in a room with piggy

Hmmm... I think we could always do the famous, tell him he is fat, he stops eating and starts throwing up on purpose and let him kill himself that way?

saratn hates to say it but that's no way to kill scar face. Saratn has a better idea. Saratn made it for piggy, but others didn't like it.

Steal his glasses and watch him tumble to his death on the revolving stairway....

not any fun! my idea is...
Kidnap freckled girl to use her as bait to get scar face, and throw freckled girl into a vat of oil. scar face goes in, and saratn sets them on fire.

tis harsh ....................... but a good idea

harry potter dies in book 7

Don' think so

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(Above two posts, )

The One's Idea is The Worst Posted Yet.

saratn agrees. no fun that is

just tell him Voldemorts his real father.

great plottwist

boring. need more ideas

Originally posted by Saratn
not any fun! my idea is...
Kidnap freckled girl to use her as bait to get scar face, and throw freckled girl into a vat of oil. scar face goes in, and saratn sets them on fire.

Best idea yet!

more ideas! saratn needs more ideas!

You could always feed himarsenic and later whenhes dead feed him too sharks tosay he died theat way lame i know best icould think of.

that's a good idea for starters.

I'm sure if you just take away anyone of Ron, Hermione or Sirius from Harry, he will die in a few miniutes, as you see the opening of book 5 he wanted to see them three more than anything...wasn't it?

I say put harry in a ring with a bull and then give him a fake broomstick, then watch him try to fly out and then watch him be mauled to death by the bull.

need more creativity.

Ummmm ... . . ...

Can't think of any except that make a poisonous image of his parents, watch him run into it, and burt into flames. Or how bout telling him that freckled girl needs him to go bye-bye and die. I know they're lame. Or instead you could just blow him up.

maybe just let him see the scene that Cho and Cedric're kissing.. Oh no, that's too horrible....

sartn, how come you started talking like golum?


How aboult you use a grenade? Grenades are fun.

saratn doesn't know what you mean. grenades sound fun. saratn wants to blow himself up!



hey coonskin i wasn't thinking gollum when i did this. i just wanted to have some fun. i've been doing this for months.

has dagger through the heart been mentioned

nope. saratn likes that

so do i

good. saratn is glad to hear it.

((that's a unique sig you got there ))

i know and i made it myself the first one i have achieved from photoshop that looks decent

i'm not artistic.
that looks really good. i think better than decent

awww thank you

your welcome

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hehehe

so how many ways have we got so far

well, three decent ones saratn thinks

well its a good job im here ....

yes it is. saratn was wondering when someone good enough would show

and now im here ...lets see ooooo we could lock him in a room with bare feet ... nothings in the room but on the floor is broken glass and salt grains and lemon juice

perfect!

hehehe. we got a brilliant person here

back of the knee caps with a red hot poker then will he's on the floor we throw hmmm what do we throw at him

teddy bears?

kewl i had bags of sugar in mind but waste of sugar

yay!

'Tis an interesting idea. And we shouldn't waste sugar. No, no. After we kill Harry Potter, we must bake a cake with that bag of sugar.

saratn don't like cake

cookies?

COOKIES
((i love your sig shinobi))

How bout we lock him in a room with XXX with only a vial of poison, and XXX will have a antivenom, and be invincible.
(replace XXX with one of the following
George Bush
Micheal Jackson
A dementor
That punk kid with the camera
Cho
Ginny in book 2
Luna Lovegood)

saratn loves it

Or we could skip the poison and let Micheal Jackson have his way with him....

LOL. saratn knows how to get michael jackson............live bait............and your the live bait................*ties up coonskin*

Dng it Sartn, I new you would betray me... And after i changed my decision to leave forever and ever!

hehehe. saratn will feed you, don't worry.

Wait this gives me a idea! tie him to a stake and offer him t king kong!

saratn likes it, but your not free

How bout we force him to travel with the Brokeback Cowboys?
(once again with the vial of poison)

saratn won't let you go

*coonskin 13 cuts himself free with a concealed knife.

How about rats? Put a cage of huge, starved rats up to his face and open it?

*chains him up*
saratn hates rats

EXACTLY!

saratn will leave you here. he thinks he hears the sick-o now.

You wont let him get me will you? You'll catch him first?

saratn was thinking to let him have some fun with you first.

you could...
tell him that when dumbeldore died, he left a special message for him in his office, and when he gets in there, lock him in with the portraits, who then strt telling him that hermione i sdying, and he needs to save her, and then put a spell on the door, so that when he tries to get out, he gets an electric shock, he will continue to try and get out, and then when hes spent, fill the rome with mustard gas. hehehe

Originally posted by lordzeb
LOL. saratn knows how to get michael jackson............live bait............and your the live bait................*ties up coonskin*

F*** his brains out. the virgin'll die for sure!

not my type so someone else can do that one

Originally posted by lordzeb
saratn was thinking to let him have some fun with you first.
damn you
At least I got the knife.

saratn is sure that was him calling.

kill ron then he'll kill himself

maybe........maybe not

Hairy Pooper should be burned and all Hairy Pooper wickedness.

your just showing your brightness i hope you know. i think their are better names than that.

I know.

Say I rebuke you Hairy Pooper (Harry Potter) in Jesus Name!

Then burn all the wicked Hairy Pooper devices.

Pray for JK Rowling.

erm.......come back when you make sense.

talk all you want about your religion too. i don't really care. i know nothing on any religion, so that's just going to piss me off

Originally posted by HairyPooper
I know.

Say I rebuke you Hairy Pooper (Harry Potter) in Jesus Name!

Then burn all the wicked Hairy Pooper devices.

Pray for JK Rowling.
In the name of the Harry, and of the Ron, and of the Smart Hermionie, I baptize you in the name of The JKR cult.

lol.

lol

OHHH DAMN! HERE HE IS..... LET ME DOWN!

NO

*stabs Micheal Jackson* let me down!