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Dear Santa Letter

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kevin's Office party. It was Joe who spiked the punch with too much manhattan. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pine.

I thought it was funny when I put Joe's Underwear on my head and danced the Cha cha on the chair while singing `Pour some sugar on me'. I didn't mean to break Kevin's PS2 and don't know why Kevin would accuse me of Murder.

I don't remember calling Steve's wife a Dashing Cow---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kim's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that spaghetti.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a quick Moose and have me arrested for grand theft auto!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Hairy and smelly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this old stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and very yours,
Moosey (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 69 bucks!

(whats an Adjective ? i forgot)

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Devin's Office party. It was Kevin who spiked the punch with too much rum. I can't help it if I drank 33 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like perminant marker.

I thought it was funny when I put Travis's hat on my head and danced the pop lock on the audimin while singing `The Way you Move'. I didn't mean to break Devin's television and don't know why Devin would accuse me of larceny.

I don't remember calling Gary's wife a lucious pig---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and brown lipstick!

And when I threw up on Amy's husband's back, it was only because I ate too much of that pumpkin.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Suburu Impreza WRX STi through my neighbor's half bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a impetuous stick beetle and have me arrested for Breaking and Entering!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all flirtacious and dirty. And I'm really not to blame for any of this grizzled stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quick yours,
Scotty 2 Hottie (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 13 bucks!


Yours was funny as a me, Moose.

This is mine.


Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Stephen's Office party. It was Giseppe who spiked the punch with too much Irn - Bru. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Methane.

I thought it was funny when I put David's Shoes on my head and danced the Tango on the Couch while singing `Strutter'. I didn't mean to break Stephen's iPod and don't know why Stephen would accuse me of Murder.

I don't remember calling Anton's wife a Funny Cow---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Pamela's husband's Hand, it was only because I ate too much of that Mashed Potato.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Train through my neighbor's Bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Smelly Penguin and have me arrested for Rape!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Tasty and Watery. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Small stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and Very yours,
Ricardo (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 8 bucks!

Originally posted by Bun Bun
(whats an Adjective ? i forgot)

The part of speech that modifies a noun or other substantive by limiting, qualifying, or specifying and distinguished in English morphologically by one of several suffixes, such as -able, -ous, -er, and -est, or syntactically by position directly preceding a noun or nominal phrase

Originally posted by Bloigen
This is mine.

...After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Train through my neighbor's Bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Smelly Penguin and have me arrested for Rape!...

Classic. I am crying I am laughing so hard.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
(whats an Adjective ? i forgot)

An adjective is a word that describes a noun.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kevin's Office party. It was Joe who spiked the punch with too much manhattan. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pine.

I thought it was funny when I put Joe's Underwear on my head and danced the Cha cha on the chair while singing `Pour some sugar on me'. I didn't mean to break Kevin's PS2 and don't know why Kevin would accuse me of Murder.

I don't remember calling Steve's wife a Dashing Cow---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kim's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that spaghetti.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a quick Moose and have me arrested for grand theft auto!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Hairy and smelly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this old stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and very yours,
Moosey (Really a nice boy!)



P.S. It's only 69 bucks!

i used 69 too.

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Bev's Office party. It was Sara who spiked the punch with too much margaritas. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like lilac.

I thought it was funny when I put Kim's skirt on my head and danced the tango on the couch while singing `Unbelieveable'. I didn't mean to break Bev's computer and don't know why Bev would accuse me of murder.

I don't remember calling Derek's wife a fine chicken---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Rachel's husband's ass, it was only because I ate too much of that taco.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Jaguar through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fantastic cat and have me arrested for speeding!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hot and sexy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this steamy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
JP (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 10 bucks!


sheesh

Dear Santa Claus..

I want Xbox, give it to me.
I want better porn, give it to me.
I want to be president, make me one.
I want to rule the galaxy, give me spaceplane.
I want everything in the whole wide universe, give it to me.

-Mustafah Bin Laden, (that is me) I have been good boy, now give it all!!!

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Mark's Office party. It was Val who spiked the punch with too much Dr. Pepper. I can't help it if I drank 666 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Cookies.

I thought it was funny when I put Chris's Bra on my head and danced the Booty on the Bed while singing `Bump bump bump'. I didn't mean to break Mark's Computer and don't know why Mark would accuse me of Murder.

I don't remember calling Tom's wife a sticky Piggy---even though she looked like one with ORANGE eye shadow and silver lipstick!

And when I threw up on patty's husband's butt, it was only because I ate too much of that Taco.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my viper through my neighbor's room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a huge bird and have me arrested for rape!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all flat and spotted. And I'm really not to blame for any of this bloody stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and really yours,
Jamie (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 2 bucks!

My won't work.. weep

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
...And when I threw up on Rachel's husband's ass, it was only because I ate too much of that taco.

say what??

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at John's Office party. It was Jack who spiked the punch with too much shit. I can't help it if I drank 23 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like shit.

I thought it was funny when I put jack's shit on my head and danced the tango on the shit while singing `I'm a little shit'. I didn't mean to break John's shit and don't know why John would accuse me of shit.

I don't remember calling Jack's wife a fuc*ing shit---even though she looked like one with shit eye shadow and shit lipstick!

And when I threw up on Jane's husband's shit, it was only because I ate too much of that shit.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my shit through my neighbor's shit. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fu*king shit and have me arrested for shit!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all f*cked and shit. And I'm really not to blame for any of this shit stuff. Please bringme what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and fu*king yours,
shit (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 23 bucks!

Que?

Originally posted by overlord
Dear Santa Claus..

I want Xbox, give it to me.
I want better porn, give it to me.
I want to be president, make me one.
I want to rule the galaxy, give me spaceplane.
I want everything in the whole wide universe, give it to me.

-Mustafah Bin Laden, (that is me) I have been good boy, now give it all!!!

Someone didn't read the thread before posting.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Admit it!

Admit what?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Someone didn't read the thread before posting.

I think someone has a crack addiction...

It rhymes with 'tea'.

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at agustin's Office party. It was kalsea who spiked the punch with too much beer. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vomit.

I thought it was funny when I put ian's underwear on my head and danced the waltz on the pool table while singing `Denkmal'. I didn't mean to break agustin's cellphone and don't know why agustin would accuse me of thievery.

I don't remember calling matt's wife a hot cow---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on jennifer's husband's bellybutton, it was only because I ate too much of that fries.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my porsche through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sexy cat and have me arrested for man slaughter!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all exciting and interesting. And I'm really not to blame for any of this obnoxious stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Mine won't work either {you all ignored Fi!} disgust

*bump*

I want mine to work, damnit

here is a link that works

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droolio

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Ryan's Christmas party. It was Jimmy who spiked the punch with too much margarita. I can't help it if I drank 78 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like shit.

I thought it was funny when I put Ryan's pants on my head and danced the tango on the chair while singing `Oh Baby!'. I didn't mean to break Ryan's cell phone and don't know why Ryan would sue me for murder.

I don't remember calling Mike's wife a furry pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Jessie's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that cereal.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fat cow and have me arrested for rape!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all smelly and hairy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this porous stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
Hotsauce! (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 3,450,000 bucks!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
say what??

Your Dear Santa letter, it was as funny as me. And that is pretty funny, for I am pretty funny.

COUGHCOUGHbumpCOUGHCOUGH