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Yes everyone..it is true...i am finally coming out of the closet. I have had somthing to tell everyone about myself

I...am....Santa Claus...

i know this is shocking for some of you, maybe others expected it, but not that its out there...let me hear your comments about me now...

Love
- santa

I knew it all along.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I knew it all along.

oh dammit...
now I'll have to return my santa suit and fat belly.

...this is my first time saying this in public

HO..HO...HO

i feel so liberated

-santa

BULLSH1T!!!! I'M SANTA CLAUS YOU FIEND!

i want a dollie for christmas

Originally posted by a1hsauce
BULLSH1T!!!! I'M SANTA CLAUS YOU FIEND! NO

dont listen to him folks...I am Santa Claus...the guy in the big red suit

this is A1 is Santa Claws.....the man that comes around to kill your children in their sleep fearOriginally posted by Pyrofly
i want a dollie for christmas I can do that


-santa

Really???

Well, I've been very naughty this year

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Really???

Well, I've been very naughty this year oh hooo ho ho ho


-santa

glare

How dare you call everyone a ho?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
BULLSH1T!!!! I'M SANTA CLAUS YOU FIEND! no your santas evil brother ralph..you watch people when their showering

Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare santaOriginally posted by BakaXero
How dare you call everyone a ho? Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
evillaugh


-santa

So is Maynard Santa or is a1hsauce?.................I need to know who's lap I'm sitting on.......lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So is Maynard Santa or is a1hsauce?.................I need to know who's lap I'm sitting on.......lol

I was just about to say something like that.

Ew I just reread my post and i seem like a whore

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So is Maynard Santa or is a1hsauce?.................I need to know who's lap I'm sitting on.......lol Originally posted by Ladyluck
I was just about to say something like that. MINE

*cough* excuse me

i am santa, ladies

-santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
MINE

*cough* excuse me

i am santa, ladies

-santa

Do you have enough room on your lap for both of us?

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Do you have enough room on your lap for both of us? theres enough room for you two and A1


-santa

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I was just about to say something like that.

really?.............lol

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
theres enough room for you two and A1


-santa

Perfect.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
really?.............lol

Yeah! lol

wouldn't you people rather play with one of santa's cute little elves?

Originally posted by BakaXero
wouldn't you people rather play with one of santa's cute little elves? achoo

-santa

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Perfect.



Yeah! lol


OMG you, me and Maynard the Ultimate Three Way.........lol


why is it I make a thread specifically for this and no one wants to say who but then in this one they're all open about it?...........lol

Originally posted by BakaXero
wouldn't you people rather play with one of santa's cute little elves?

Well, elves are pretty cute.

Originally posted by Pyrofly
no your santas evil brother ralph..you watch people when their showering
That was ONE Time!!!


Originally posted by LethalFemme
So is Maynard Santa or is a1hsauce?.................I need to know who's lap I'm sitting on.......lol
youre gonna abandon me

Originally posted by LethalFemme
OMG you, me and Maynard the Ultimate Three Way.........lol


why is it I make a thread specifically for this and no one wants to say who but then in this one they're all open about it?...........lol

Yes!!

People are weird like that.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
OMG you, me and Maynard the Ultimate Three Way.........lol


why is it I make a thread specifically for this and no one wants to say who but then in this one they're all open about it?...........lol add A1 and then you got a party

-santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
add A1 and then you got a party

-santa

Sounds like a plan.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
add A1 and then you got a party

-santa

so we've gone from and Ultimate Three Way to a Fantastic Four Way.............the imagesdroolio....lol

droolio

Originally posted by a1hsauce
That was ONE Time!!!



youre gonna abandon me

nope I'm adding you...............

hmph..I'm not charity case...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hmph..I'm not charity case... fine....then leave

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hmph..I'm not charity case...

Well we won't force you to join... unless you want us to

glare

Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare

Your loss..

Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare Originally posted by Ladyluck
Your loss.. Tru dat w00t


-santa

Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare This could be a 4 way if Allyn would join.....

i know how long he has wanted to "do" me


-santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Tru dat w00t


-santa

droolio

and on that note....santa needs his 98123987123 daily doses of ice cream, so i'll be back later.......talk to you then


-santa

so 3 or 4?

I'M BAAAAACKK



-santa

*runs up to Alex and tackles him to the ground with a hug*

Originally posted by Ladyluck


*runs up to Alex and tackles him to the ground with a hug* yo

3 or 4 people?.....lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
3 or 4 people?.....lol i dont see A1...so 3 naughty

-santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
yo

Hi

lets get this thing started

-santa

*stretches*

I'm ready....lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*stretches*

I'm ready....lol *cracks neck* naughty

-santa

*makes first move*

Originally posted by Ladyluck
*makes first move*

...come ladies...sit on santa's lap and tell me what you want


-santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
...come ladies...sit on santa's lap and tell me what you want


-santa

I don't know what I want for christmas but I defintely do know what I want right now.....................

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I don't know what I want for christmas but I defintely do know what I want right now..................... do tell



-santa

*sits on Alex's lap*

I've been naughty this year..

Originally posted by Ladyluck
*sits on Alex's lap*

I've been naughty this year.. well...you'll be getting something in your stocking ...and by stocking...i mean anywhere i will put it ...oh thats naughty naughty


-santa

I did NOTHING to deserve that coal last year!

I mean, DAMN! That old lady was like, 90. She was going to die soon anyway...

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
I did NOTHING to deserve that coal last year!

I mean, DAMN! That old lady was like, 90. She was going to die soon anyway... erm..thats not why i gave you coal..its that childrens orphanage that you ransacked and took all the toys so you could sell them back to me


-santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
well...you'll be getting something in your stocking ...and by stocking...i mean anywhere i will put it ...oh thats naughty naughty


-santa

Ohh... I like big surprises... Especially in my stocking

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Ohh... I like big surprises... Especially in my stocking droolio all right...*marks on list*

-santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
do tell



-santa

something that squirts.............

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
erm..thats not why i gave you coal..its that childrens orphanage that you ransacked and took all the toys so you could sell them back to me


-santa

I though... er... you needed help with your toy-making...

I was donating, DAMMIT!

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
I though... er... you needed help with your toy-making...

I was donating, DAMMIT! donating at 50 bucks a toy

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
droolio all right...*marks on list*

-santa
Can't wait to unwrap my gift... droolio

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
donating at 50 bucks a toy

Well... er...

Gas has gone up! Yeah... and the North Pole ain't no damn Sunday drive!

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Can't wait to unwrap my gift... droolio i dont think it says "Dont open till Xmas" on it anywhere Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Well... er...

Gas has gone up! Yeah... and the North Pole ain't no damn Sunday drive! You held me at gunpoint to bring you to the north pole on my sleigh....



-santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i dont think it says "Dont open till Xmas" on it anywhere



-santa

Ohh...

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
You held me at gunpoint to bring you to the north pole on my sleigh....



-santa

That gun was expensive... disgust

I want something tasty.............

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
That gun was expensive... disgust You stole it from Papa elf (ps..i can go all night)Originally posted by LethalFemme
I want something tasty............. Chocolate?


-santa

ho ho ho



-santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
You stole it from Papa elf (ps..i can go all night) Chocolate?


-santa

nope guess again...........

Originally posted by LethalFemme
nope guess again........... all out of sweet stuff


-santa`

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
all out of sweet stuff


-santa`

take a guess now?.......lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
take a guess now?.......lol *notices you're staring at my crotch again*



-santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*notices you're staring at my crotch again*



-santa


clapclapclap

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Yes everyone..it is true...i am finally coming out of the closet. I have had somthing to tell everyone about myself

I...am....Santa Claus...

i know this is shocking for some of you, maybe others expected it, but not that its out there...let me hear your comments about me now...

Love
- santa


Nooooooooooooooo!


if you're santa claus who's father christmas?

Originally posted by Ladyluck


gurl..............OMG

Originally posted by LethalFemme
gurl..............OMG

I know! shock

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I know! shock


Oh yeah I'm posting here more often......lol

*adds him to buddies list*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh yeah I'm posting here more often......lol

*adds him to buddies list*

Originally posted by Ladyluck


I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard...............

you have to pm me so we can talk about this................lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard...............

you have to pm me so we can talk about this................lol

lol ok!

you guys aren't talking about me, are you?

wow you got me freaked out there

why? what else could i have been talking about


-santa

you were gay...I would laugh

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Yes everyone..it is true...i am finally coming out of the closet. I have had somthing to tell everyone about myself

I...am....Santa Claus...

i know this is shocking for some of you, maybe others expected it, but not that its out there...let me hear your comments about me now...

Love
- santa when I read the title alex you had me scared for a min...lol

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Yes everyone..it is true...i am finally coming out of the closet. I have had somthing to tell everyone about myself

I...am....Santa Claus...

i know this is shocking for some of you, maybe others expected it, but not that its out there...let me hear your comments about me now...

Love
- santa You have mrs.clause! You can't cheat on her! I see you with girls! I'm telling mrs.clause about this!

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
You have mrs.clause! You can't cheat on her! I see you with girls! I'm telling mrs.clause about this! Mrs Claus is a myth, baby naughty

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Yes everyone..it is true...i am finally coming out of the closet. I have had somthing to tell everyone about myself

I...am....Santa Claus...

i know this is shocking for some of you, maybe others expected it, but not that its out there...let me hear your comments about me now...

Love
- santa

Hmm...I just always thought you were gay.

Boy, was I wrong.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Hmm...I just always thought you were gay.

Boy, was I wrong. a lot of people think that

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Mrs Claus is a myth, baby naughty What ever. Give me something good this year! I've been a good girl! A good girl!

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
What ever. Give me something good this year! I've been a good girl! A good girl! something on my list is telling me that you've been naughty...oh...well..we're going to have to deal with that naughty

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
something on my list is telling me that you've been naughty...oh...well..we're going to have to deal with that naughty Santa you're naughty! You cheated on poor mrs.clause! No cookies for you!

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
Santa you're naughty! You cheated on poor mrs.clause! No cookies for you! Mrs claus.....she's...in a better place....


-santa

7 more shopping days, everyone...Ho Ho HO


santa

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
7 more shopping days, everyone...Ho Ho HO


santa I'm buting my own presents then!