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so i was at the local Safeway right, buying some groceries, I walk up to pay for em when the gurl at the register is like "you have your club card?"

I'm like "Nah, I dont gots one"

She goes "Aight!"

she looks around and pulls a club card out of her register swipes it then gives it to me

I'm like "Aaahhh fo sho fo sho!"

ended up knocking off a couple Washingtons off the bill

So yah I think its cause of my Pants

Oh dude, you should have jumped into her pants! icon5

In more developed countries than Australia, that's known as sexual abuse mhm

your pants?

sexual abuse is right sil

Originally posted by silver_tears
In more developed countries than Australia, that's known as sexual abuse mhm

In...my world...Im...king

Im coolmhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
In more developed countries than Australia, that's known as sexual abuse mhm
ouch

Originally posted by Pyrofly
your pants?

sexual abuse is right sil
Theyre Corduroy!!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so i was at the local Safeway right, buying some groceries, I walk up to pay for em when the gurl at the register is like "you have your club card?"

I'm like "Nah, I dont gots one"

She goes "Aight!"

she looks around and pulls a club card out of her register swipes it then gives it to me

I'm like "Aaahhh fo sho fo sho!"

ended up knocking off a couple Washingtons off the bill

So yah I think its cause of my Pants

That's cause your pants are h.....cool

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ouch



Yeah, she hurt me...hurt me real bad weep

Originally posted by silver_tears
In more developed countries than Australia, that's known as sexual abuse mhm
are you calling me unsophisticated?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I think its cause of my Pants

Or the thing stickin out of them..

Originally posted by a1hsauce

youre not gonna take that crap from here!?

No, HELL NO!

*sends ST a letter detailing outlines of hurtful posts which may have occured in the vicinity of me*

Take that you devil woman you!

are you calling me unsophisticated as well? cry

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so i was at the local Safeway right, buying some groceries, I walk up to pay for em when the gurl at the register is like "you have your club card?"

I'm like "Nah, I dont gots one"

She goes "Aight!"

she looks around and pulls a club card out of her register swipes it then gives it to me

I'm like "Aaahhh fo sho fo sho!"

ended up knocking off a couple Washingtons off the bill

So yah I think its cause of my Pants

Maybe it's what's IN your pants

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ouch


Theyre Corduroy!!! what colour?!

my Scoobey Doo Boxers!!!!!

Originally posted by Imaginary
are you calling me unsophisticated as well? cry



Maybe it's what's IN your pants

I ALREADY SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :

No no, I think its his actual pants, those pockets....the zip...the seams..OH GOD!droolio

Originally posted by Vathu
Or the thing stickin out of them..

Originally posted by Pyrofly
what colour?!
Brown!

i think pants are cool.
without them, there would be too much freedom in this world.
or would that be better?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
my Scoobey Doo Boxers!!!!!

Scooby Doo droolio

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Brown! Corduroy brown pants... droolio yeah it was the pants

FO HIZZLE!!!

me sauce and mist need to go join a nude colony... we would be better suited there... XD

Fo shizzle longsmokes

I had corduroy brown pants...
hell i think I still got em... but they're like... 10 sizes too small XD

you will all be strucked be the nude bomb

Originally posted by Pyrofly
Corduroy brown pants... droolio yeah it was the pants


Originally posted by Vathu
me sauce and mist need to go join a nude colony... we would be better suited there... XD
I'm not goin anywhere naked with your bobbypinned naked arse

Originally posted by Vathu
I had corduroy brown pants...
hell i think I still got em... but they're like... 10 sizes too small XD
goodwill my friend...goodwill

Originally posted by a1hsauce



I'm not goin anywhere naked with your bobbypinned naked arse

Dont worry, noone will see anything of yours anyway














Oh yes I went there, Im the devil

The Devil owes me his soul

lol very funny... they're safety pins...

The devil ows me $200, I want it now Mist !!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
jawdrop That was low my friend...low.

I kid, I kidweep

Originally posted by Vathu
lol very funny... they're safety pins...
oh come on...that was pretty funny

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
The devil ows me 0, I want it now Mist !!
Dont you owe me a back rub

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something went wrong

Originally posted by a1hsauce

Dont you owe me a back rub

.........ummmm......I can't remember.....

Originally posted by Vathu
lol very funny... they're safety pins... i have safety pins in my ears

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
.........ummmm......I can't remember.....

yah dont you remember, that one time, in that one thread, with those other people, we were all laughing joking and you went "oh A1, youre so funny, I should give you a back rub" see look...








Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
oh A1, youre so funny, I should give you a back rub

Originally posted by a1hsauce
my Scoobey Doo Boxers!!!!!

i have or at least had some power puff gurls panties...........I miss them

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yah dont you remember, that one time, in that one thread, with those other people, we were all laughing joking and you went "oh A1, youre so funny, I should give you a back rub" see look...





Oh, that time....

Originally posted by LethalFemme
i have or at least had some power puff gurls panties...........I miss them
MOJO JO JO!!!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
MOJO JO JO!!!!

really?.................ppg

huh

why is there a picture of the legendary pants?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yah dont you remember, that one time, in that one thread, with those other people, we were all laughing joking and you went "oh A1, youre so funny, I should give you a back rub" see look...


Wait a sec, didn't you promise not to talk about that

Originally posted by BakaXero
why is there a picture of the legendary pants?
what?

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
Wait a sec, didn't you promise not to talk about that
oh

Originally posted by a1hsauce
what?


oh
sorry...
why isn't there.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
really?.................ppg

ppg = power puff gurls

i know what ppg is..but why did you put the really

Originally posted by BakaXero
sorry...
why isn't there.
theyre too amazing...they must be seen with me in them

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh

I forgive you, one can not stay angry long at someone with such cool pants

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i know what ppg is..but why did you put the really

cause you said mojo jojo and i thought you meant u had a pair of him and i was like really...........lol

Originally posted by a1hsauce
theyre too amazing...they must be seen with me in them

damn i wanted to see you out of them..............sadangel

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
I forgive you, one can not stay angry long at someone with such cool pants
oh yes! they should make a play about them...Joseph and the Technicolor Corduroy Pants

Originally posted by LethalFemme
cause you said mojo jojo and i thought you meant u had a pair of him and i was like really...........lol

lol nope i dont



Originally posted by LethalFemme
damn i wanted to see you out of them..............sadangel

it could be arranged

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
I forgive you, one can not stay angry long at someone with such cool pants

Originally posted by a1hsauce
theyre too amazing...they must be seen with me in them

Darn, I coulda made it my avi for my Yahoo!Messenger.

now thats an idea

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol nope i dont





it could be arranged

Originally posted by a1hsauce
now thats an idea

Isn't it though

very...only a great mind would have thought that up

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so i was at the local Safeway right, buying some groceries, I walk up to pay for em when the gurl at the register is like "you have your club card?"

I'm like "Nah, I dont gots one"

She goes "Aight!"

she looks around and pulls a club card out of her register swipes it then gives it to me

I'm like "Aaahhh fo sho fo sho!"

ended up knocking off a couple Washingtons off the bill

So yah I think its cause of my Pants
haha lovely story

bordom

Originally posted by a1hsauce
very...only a great mind would have thought that up


It was under the influence of extraordinary pants....

Originally posted by a1hsauce
bordom

Poor hsauce.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
bordom
uh oh what did i do inorder to get those eyes???

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala

It was under the influence of extraordinary pants....



Poor hsauce.
be careful with that...it can be dangerous

Originally posted by bordom
uh oh what did i do inorder to get those eyes???
ohh nothing

Originally posted by a1hsauce



ohh nothing

okie dokie hehe

Oh gosh, wouldn't want to rip a seem...

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
Oh gosh, wouldn't want to rip a seem...
course not...cause then youd have to sow it

Originally posted by a1hsauce
course not...cause then youd have to sow it

An awful punishment

Originally posted by a1hsauce
course not...cause then youd have to sow it

runs up behind a1 and pants him........then steals them..............Mine all Mineclap

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
An awful punishment
I wouldnt be wearing them

Originally posted by LethalFemme
runs up behind a1 and pants him........then steals them..............Mine all Mineclap
those are MY PANTS!!!!

My guess:

You shoplifted a cucumber ?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I wouldnt be wearing them


I was going to say something, but I really shouldn't

Originally posted by GCG
My guess:

You shoplifted a cucumber ?
ssshhhh they havent figured it out yet


Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
I was going to say something, but I really shouldn't
ohhh do tell...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ssshhhh they havent figured it out yet



ohhh do tell...

can i say something?

but of course

Originally posted by a1hsauce

ohhh do tell...

shutup

Rated PG-13

*********

*cough*pm*cough*


or you could risk it...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
but of course

censored2..........finally got it all out...............

wow...that was vulgar...

iiiiiiss it something that rhymes with 'venus' ?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
*cough*pm*cough*


or you could risk it...

whistling

PM's are fun

Originally posted by a1hsauce
wow...that was vulgar...

naughty yet nice..........

Originally posted by GCG
iiiiiiss it something that rhymes with 'venus' ?

what word is it!

Can you not guess

kleenex

Actually, still to PG-13 shutup

hmmm....phoenix?

ohhh i know!!!


















Cletus!?

Lmao, what if it dosen't rhyme with "venus" ?

penis!

Wow, that isn't PG-13 is it?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so i was at the local Safeway right, buying some groceries, I walk up to pay for em when the gurl at the register is like "you have your club card?"

I'm like "Nah, I dont gots one"

She goes "Aight!"

she looks around and pulls a club card out of her register swipes it then gives it to me

I'm like "Aaahhh fo sho fo sho!"

ended up knocking off a couple Washingtons off the bill

So yah I think its cause of my Pants I don't love you.no2

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
Wow, that isn't PG-13 is it?
lol its okay people say it all the time here..besides its the "PC" term

That's not exactly what I meant, but ok.

ohhh..well what were you thinking of

Nevermind

...

Now I have officially lost track of what even I was going to say, so I will go back to the shifty.....

ahhh the shifties allways work under any situation