If you had a pet Moose named Songo

Would you keep him
Where would you keep him
Do you know any Moose games
What would you feed him
What friends will your Moose have

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Originally posted by JacopeX
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I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards 🙂

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards 🙂

Then you two might look alike 😈

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Then you two might look alike 😈

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Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Would you keep him
Where would you keep him
Do you know any Moose games
What would you feed him
What friends will your Moose have

Yes, I teach him to play the Bongo.
My room.
Umm, no but I know reindeer games.
Carrots?
My dog, myself, and my friends.

Did I really just answer his questions?

Originally posted by K.Diddy
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Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Yes, I teach him to play the Bongo.
My room.
Umm, no but I know reindeer games.
Carrots?
My dog, myself, and my friends.

and if it bit you ?

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
and if it bit you ?

Tell him it was bad, and teach him not to. Or hit him with a rolled up paper.

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Then you two might look alike 😈

lol.

i would send him back into the while during Moose season.

And if there's no such thing as Moose season, it would be that day.

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Then you two might look alike 😈

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I'd sell him on ebay and buy myself some cheese sandwiches with the money 😎

waist of money when you can easily make cheese sandwiches don't ya think, even thought i dont' think i've ever eaten a cheese sandwich.

how does it taste?

Originally posted by Mišt
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I'd sell him on ebay and buy myself some cheese sandwiches with the money 😎

mm cheese sandwiches droolio

ew

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
waist of money when you can easily make cheese sandwiches don't ya think, even thought i dont' think i've ever eaten a cheese sandwich.

how does it taste?

Aah, but where do I get the money to buy bread, butter and cheese?hmm From selling the moose! 😱

Cheese sandwiches are boring, I microwave them and stick sauce on it to sex it up.

interesting concept, but when you specifically say "buy cheese sandwiches" that means a totally different thing.

That's like me saying "im gonna buy a car" and actually mean "i'm gonna buy wheels and a frame and a steering wheel and some paint and an engine and a exhaust pipe and such"

not the same thing is it now?

Im confuzzled 😖

Pizza fight! 😱 *throws pizza*

catches pizza *hope you washed your hands* and eats it.

so that's what you do when you're confused huh?