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10 things Superman would do if he were to be in Marvel

yep same as The Hulk one but with Superman.

Superman is arrogant, so he'd see the first villain, destroy him, then wonder if everyone is a villain - consider himself the good guy in a world full of horrible people, and try to kill everyone. He'd be stopped.

Originally posted by NoFate007
Superman is arrogant, so he'd see the first villain, destroy him, then wonder if everyone is a villain - consider himself the good guy in a world full of horrible people, and try to kill everyone. He'd be stopped.

Everything you just said--down to the minutest detail--has been spoken with a startling accuracy.

Yeah, because Superman kills indiscriminately.

supes get's his three title's then joins the avenger's then proceed's to get shanked by wolverine.

Becomes "Dark Clark", goes insane, and kills one of his teammates, but that's okay because they're brought back a week later anyway.

Runs around naked and noseless as the "more beastial, more feral" Supes we were promised.

Is stabbed with his own sai.

Sleeps with Tigra, Crystal, and Stacy-X ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

Revamped origin includes prostitution, petty crimes during mispent youth.

Guzzles MGH like it's going out of style.

Marries Viper during sham wedding.

Is reincarnated as a newer, more exotic, Japanese assassin.

Discovers Lois in bed with Hawkeye.

Well it all depends which villain what If it was Loki or Kurse or Magneto?

if superman would go into marvel he would think he can kick everyones ass just cause hes the most popular guy. but afew guys on there would show him hes not the strongest. so hed fly his ass back to DC

Kill : Hyperion, Sentry, and Gladiator

and bang Stacy X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

kill Hyperion but get pimp slaped back to DC by Sentry and or either Gladiator...........faster than a peeding bullet

Originally posted by HigH ScholaR
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

kill Hyperion but get pimp slaped back to DC by Sentry and or either Gladiator...........faster than a peeding bullet

I agree.

peeding ??

dammit 'peeding' was meant to say speeding

1) Meet up with Reed Richards who would proceed to do tests on him.
2) Discover that his powers are actually a result of exposure to kryptonite at an early age which mutated his body on a molecular level as an infant.
3) Spend time with the Fantastic Four as a replacement for the Thing while Ben takes time off to feel sorry for himself.
4) Leave the FF to join the X-Men after it becomes public knowledge that he is a mutant.
5) Spend years with the X-Men while everybody guesses possible scenarios for his REAL origin.
6) Get his own title.
7) Get a second title of his own.
8) Share a title with another popular Marvel hero
9) Have a title where he co-stars with a new Marvel hero every month.
10) Have his whole character retconned after years of "service"