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I mean what the hell!!!!

could it be someone is trying to tell me something


are you guys getting these crappy ads too?

Maybe all your girlfriends signed you up! icon5

Theyre trying to give you a hint!

BURN!

glare you Bastards

I swear, you order online for one and they think you need to order a hundred moreglare Like come on peopleglare

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I mean what the hell!!!!

could it be someone is trying to tell me something


are you guys getting these crappy ads too?
because you have a small weinie.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I mean what the hell!!!!

could it be someone is trying to tell me something


are you guys getting these crappy ads too?

YOU WATCH TOO MUCH PORN!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
because you have a small weinie.
ITS NOT THAT SMALL ..i mean MY MOTHER THINKS ITS BIG... i mean...ill just stop typing now.

I swear I didnt know my keyboard was turned on before when I postedshock

Originally posted by a1hsauce

s ok dude. if you have a micro weinie, just deal with it and move on.

Yea, ads suck. Sometimes I not only get those, but also recieve emails asking me if I want to increase breast cup size. I mean, WTF??? ranting

They usually hear from me the very next day.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
s ok dude. if you have a micro weinie, just deal with it and move on.
its all about the motion of the ocean

Originally posted by a1hsauce
its all about the motion of the ocean
amen to that, brother!!! *makes a tsunami*

Woah there Katrina.

Maybe its your pants? The only ads I get are playboy mag ads...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
because you have a small weinie. Originally posted by Ronny
BURN!

lol

*Additional joke in-keeping with the theme of diminutive genitalia*

-AC

I think they send you what they know you need.

Thus, I keep getting penis shrinker advertisements in the mail.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ITS NOT THAT SMALL ..i mean MY MOTHER THINKS ITS BIG... i mean...ill just stop typing now.

ah, that explains a few things...

Originally posted by BackFire
I think they send you what they know you need.

Thus, I keep getting penis shrinker advertisements in the mail.

it's for the russians ( no offence intended) they buy into that stuff.

glare Your mother eats Chocolates on Fridays.

what's wrong with chocolate?

I get those adds and hate them!

Well the average penis size is 6. anything bigger then that is considered "huge" and anything smaller then 6 is just sad so if your bigger then 6, don't worry about it A1

Originally posted by a1hsauce
its all about the motion of the ocean

if u r small there are still other things u can do

Originally posted by Leo.M
Well the average penis size is 6. anything bigger then that is considered "huge" and anything smaller then 6 is just sad so if your bigger then 6, don't worry about it A1

considered by who?

Originally posted by Leo.M
Well the average penis size is 6. anything bigger then that is considered "huge" and anything smaller then 6 is just sad so if your bigger then 6, don't worry about it A1

lol...i read that the average used to be 6 but is now 5 1/2...

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
lol...i read that the average used to be 6 but is now 5 1/2...

when i read that i fell and almost woke up my bf

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Dammit.

Oh well.. Was somewaht like what I was about to say.

Bet, you to it!
no really it's true
And the average korean penis is 4, sad people( ahh, kim jon ill)

Man, you people are desperate for a good topic, aren't you?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
because you have a small weinie.

exactly

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what's wrong with chocolate?

it's too yummy, thats the problem

Originally posted by BackFire
I think they send you what they know you need.

Thus, I keep getting penis shrinker advertisements in the mail.
I get a bunch of advertisements about toasters and vacations in florida

have you got those adds were uve got 400 seconds to email or you don't get the cruse

oh i hate those

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I mean what the hell!!!!

could it be someone is trying to tell me something


are you guys getting these crappy ads too? They're just bollucks. Ignore them or get a spam filter.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
are you guys getting these crappy ads too?
*Nods.*
I think they' re trying to enforce a medical breakthrough.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
*Nods.*
I think they' re trying to enforce a medical breakthrough.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. What wouldn't we do for women...
Perhaps if we decide to make that scientific breakthough, they should consider as well. Stop talking soo much!!!











Love you girls!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I mean what the hell!!!!

could it be someone is trying to tell me something


are you guys getting these crappy ads too?

Dude....DUDE that is not good.

I have a friend who is a nurse in a doctor's office and SHE says that the stats on all the male patients johnson size are put in a database, and distributed to all of the penis enhancement places, and THEY in turn start emailing those who are less than average. yes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
considered by who?

idk.... by experts

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
lol...i read that the average used to be 6 but is now 5 1/2...


that's just sad

Originally posted by LethalFemme
when i read that i fell and almost woke up my bf

please don't tell me it was to tell him his penis is average size

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Dude....DUDE that is not good.

I have a friend who is a nurse in a doctor's office and SHE says that the stats on all the male patients johnson size are put in a database, and distributed to all of the penis enhancement places, and THEY in turn start emailing those who are less than average. yes thats hilarious

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I mean what the hell!!!!

could it be someone is trying to tell me something


are you guys getting these crappy ads too?

Yeah well sorry...I know i was pushing it...i was just trying to make a point...bag

Originally posted by LethalFemme
if u r small there are still other things u can do
I'm not small!!!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Dude....DUDE that is not good.

I have a friend who is a nurse in a doctor's office and SHE says that the stats on all the male patients johnson size are put in a database, and distributed to all of the penis enhancement places, and THEY in turn start emailing those who are less than average. yes Originally posted by Pyrofly
thats hilarious
no its not

Originally posted by a1hsauce
no its not

Oh Allyn...

it's been scientifically proven that the average size of a woman's vagina from entrance to back is only 5 to 6 inches.

sorry.. but yeah it is

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I'm not small!!!
Nor is your ego...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh Allyn...
thats me Originally posted by Pyrofly
sorry.. but yeah it is
glare i know where you sleep at night.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
thats me
glare i know where you sleep at night. oh yeah, and wheres this?

Originally posted by eggmayo
Nor is your ego...

nice!

Originally posted by eggmayo
Nor is your ego...
glare i know where you sleep too.Originally posted by Pyrofly
oh yeah, and wheres this?



nice!
in a bed!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare i know where you sleep too.
in a bed!

wow. STALKER!

ive been called worse

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I mean what the hell!!!!

could it be someone is trying to tell me something


are you guys getting these crappy ads too?
Maybe it's a sign from the LORD himself! JK. I get 'em too in my Junk Folder. Just ignore em.

Originally posted by Leo.M
idk.... by experts



that's just sad



please don't tell me it was to tell him his penis is average size

oh hell no..........when i fell it almost woke him up he did wake up a little and was like wtf and i just played it off. lol