Originally posted by -hh-
anything by Mike Jones
i remember listening to him before he became famous. One of his lines went something like
"im back on this track about to rip it apart
40 carats on my chest froze up my heart
im mike jones (who??)
mike jones (who??)"
****ing idiot
here's what PackFM said about Mike Jones in the 2006 Preview track
great stuff
http://www.qn5.com/media/distro/packfm_-_rap_preview_2006_(dirty).mp3
lyrics for it:
I know what y'all expected but this is something new,
The rap-ups is wrapped up, this here's the preview,
I ain't out of my mind, just ahead of my time.
And 06 is old news, I wrote it down in a rhyme.
Picture Jigga putting himself in the Nets starting five,
And every song on the soundtrack of NBA Live.
A mic booth in the gym, he's recording on his days off.
Album drops, he got a tour, retires right before the playoffs.
And MF DOOM wants the only combo he ain't do yet,
Called up Michael Jackson and tried to get a duet,
But Mike's in trouble again, for showin kids love,
Court dates kept him from finishing 'The Mask and The Glove'
When 50 Cent's new project is in need of a push,
He'll take it to the next level and start beefin' with Bush.
This time the battle won't have shit to do with rhyming
So he finds where bin Laden is hidin' and then he signs him.
It's a god damn shame about what happened to the Game,
Shouts out so many people he forgets his own name,
Like Mike Jones (Who?)
Mike Jones ain't hot no more, gettin' dissed by them chicks that was all on him before.
Mike Jones (Who?)
Mike Jones ain't hot no more, gettin' dissed by them chicks that was all on him before.
Mike Jones (Who?)
Mike Jones ain't hot no more, I heard you the first time n****, what you repeatin' yourself for?
Dave Chappelle does a skit with Demi Moore, in 9 months,
She has a black baby, Ashton Kutcher gets Punk'd.
Kanye still got the hottest album in America,
Then his career disappears because he started datin' Erica,
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger,
But she be f***in' up ya' clothes n****.
That's another one down, now she got her eye on Luda,
2pac drops a triple cd called "Live From Cuba".
The Source goes back to being a 1 page flyer,
Fugees break up again, and Tribe reunited.
Lil Kim breaks out of jail during a prison riot,
Busta OD's on Rogaine, Fat Joe goes on a diet?
Don't mistake this for hatin', I'm just keepin' it real.
Who'd be surprised if "ohw wonk uoY" drops a line of sleepin' pills.
And while you rewind it, like "Oh snap, did he say that?"
Copywrite wins a fight in a handicapped Cage match.
Eminem reveals that he's a closet Republican,
Comes out of rehab and starts rappin' 'bout drugs again.
Good thing he got over his obsession with Kim,
Cause Haley's learnin' how to rhyme, and soundin' better than him.
Then Pharrell gets tired of the spotlight and the fame,
And people actually remember the other Neptunes' name.
It goes on and on and on,
Till the break of break of dawn.
The death penalty gets replaced with Reggaeton.
The new king of the South sounds exactly like the rest of 'em,
Lil Jeezy, Young Bow Wow, Weezy Jefferson.
Akon, will do a song with everyone,
Doesn't matter who's on the mic,
Cause they all gonna sound alike,
But don't panic.
The East comes back with another classic,
Nas watered down his style and dropped Distilledmatic.
And I'll be happy cause you bastards stopped taking it backwards,
And opened up your eyes, and woke up from all your napping.
I gave you 06, maybe now that you know what happened,
Y'all can stop doing Rap-Ups, and finally get back to rapping.
This is "New Hip-Hop" in its prime, I ain't lying.
Told you last time in QthousaN5, this year is mine.
The way has been paved, the day has been saved.
With this gift to predict the future that I'll take to my grave,
And QN5 'gone pave the way. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but he didnt have to get on Doom though ohhh shit