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1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?


2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.


Silly God He has a sense of humor

Interesting....Oh and the penis deal...interesting....

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?


2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.


Silly God He has a sense of humor


*darth vadar breathing* I find your lack of faith, disturbing...

The metaphors are astounding for No. 1.......

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?


2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.


Silly God He has a sense of humor

Someone has a little too much time on their hands.

I believe that God is all of the universe, including you and me.

So, are you a pervert?

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all(...)

Isn't that Santa?

Wait... GOD IS SANTA!?!?!?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Isn't that Santa?

Wait... GOD IS SANTA!?!?!?

Go is Santa and Santa is Satan, therefore God is Satan?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Isn't that Santa?

Wait... GOD IS SANTA!?!?!? NO, Satan is Santa...Same letters.

God and Satan = Santa..

Originally posted by debbiejo
NO, Satan is Santa...Same letters.

God and Satan = Santa..

Back on topic, are you a pervert?

You people listten to toooooo much Avery Ant.

http://www.averyant.com/video_satansanta.html

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Back on topic, are you a pervert? Yes! We all are... .......or is it no......Now I'm confused...Are we perverts.....I thought it was just normal.

If by Pervert, you mean "Think about sex" Yes, yes I am.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
If by Pervert, you mean "Think about sex" Yes, yes I am.

No, that is normal; pervert is not realizing that there are other things to think about.

^ Like what...??

Why does it have to be a cherry tree? There are much nicer trees and shrubs out there which might be more appropriate (unless this is somehow tied in to Oriental symbolism, they love their cherry blossoms in poetry.) And I mean surely if one had a number of branch like protrusions sprouting from the end of thing in question it would be far from nice, in fact it would probably be pretty painful and cause for concern.

Really I think God (if he exists and all that jazz) would be above this kind of thing, after all the idea of pervasion, and in the examples given voyeurism is the main type, is to find enjoyment in something that isn't perhaps normal, and/or acceptable, to be excited maybe, or aroused or addicted to something that is morally or socially taboo.

So why would God be interested? If he is so far above us I find it hard to believe he would get excited by such things. I mean, does he even have a body? What enjoyment would he get from such? It's a bit like the whole Jabba the Hutt question - he's a giant slug with no apparent genitalia, so why on earth would he like scantily clad humanoid women? Surely the culture and physical gap would be to much to surpass. Same with God, he is some unknown and unknowable force in and off everything, why by the patriarchs girdle, would he find enjoyment in watching someone go to the toilet?

Originally posted by Echuu
Someone has a little too much time on their hands.

Are you talking about god?

Because that's kind of what I see the whole christian mythology as being representative of. God having toomuch time on his hands. So, what does he do? He creates all of us and then watches us as we run through the maze, trying to find the cheese. I figure that's why he decided to have a son, so that when he died, God would have someone to play cards with and bet on who was going to find the cheese first.

ohhh boyyy

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?


2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.


Silly God He has a sense of humor

No he is not a pervert. He has, what I liked to call, Divine Innocence. You see this in little children and their candid personality. You see this in both man and woman who sat in the garden of eden. How they were to stand amongst one another in complete nakedness and have no ill thoughts towards the other. Perversion is looking upon something and thinking out side of what it was meant. God can not perform an evil, and fulls the purpose of things. Therefore God can't be perverted.

Originally posted by AOR
No he is not a pervert. He has, what I liked to call, Divine Innocence. You see this in little children and their candid personality. You see this in both man and woman who sat in the garden of eden. How they were to stand amongst one another in complete nakedness and have no ill thoughts towards the other. Perversion is looking upon something and thinking out side of what it was meant. God can not perform an evil, and fulls the purpose of things. Therefore God can't be perverted.

So, there are some things that are beyond god?

Like Santana....????

The sinful band, or is that Ted Nugent

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
So, there are some things that are beyond god?

God is above and beyond all things...

Originally posted by AOR
God is above and beyond all things...

Not true, if you are talking about the Christian god. He can not forgive those who do not ask to be forgiven.

I can forgive you cause I'm the nice god.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I can forgive you cause I'm the nice god.

I thought you were a god duss.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I thought you were a god duss. OH...yeah....Venus....The one filling the room as I speak with undeniable love and essence of every desire ever known....

I almost forgot.beer

Originally posted by debbiejo
OH...yeah....Venus....The one filling the room as I speak with undeniable love and essence of every desire ever known....

I almost forgot.beer

That was not what I was thinking, but I'll just keep that to myself.

NO?

Originally posted by debbiejo
NO?

YES!

But I am Venus........because "I AM" ...And I can....If I will it to be...

I am goddess!!

Originally posted by debbiejo
But I am Venus........because "I AM" ...And I can.

OK

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
OK Stop it you're embarrassing me.

Originally posted by debbiejo
But I am Venus........because "I AM" ...And I can....If I will it to be...

I am goddess!!

You are Venus !? So since Venus corresponds to Lucifer, the lightbearer... will that mean you are Lucifer ?

OH that would explain a few things.

Originally posted by Atlantis001
You are Venus !? So since Venus corresponds to Lucifer, the lightbearer... will that mean you are Lucifer ?

She can be!

Lightbearer of truth.........Truth Jesus and Satan are called the Morning Star.

You are too......We all are.

Originally posted by debbiejo
You are too......We all are.

I'm not!

Well I think there are forces we are part of and there are other dimensions that we cannot quite see, at least most of us, so saying god is a pervert for voyeurism would seem to state that a god sees us what we do...I would believe that since we don't know all the answers to many questions it would seem that we could be watched by what ever the force or entity is. And though not in some judgemental fashion. It's just part of what exists...We are parts of a larger whole.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Not true, if you are talking about the Christian god. He can not forgive those who do not ask to be forgiven.

He can, but when you say I don't want your forgivness, it's not that he can't but that he doesn't. Not out of ineptitude (if that be a word) but out of choice. Both of his and the person...

Originally posted by AOR
He can, but when you say I don't want your forgivness, it's not that he can't but that he doesn't. Not out of ineptitude (if that be a word) but out of choice. Both of his and the person...

I'm talking about those people who have lived a good life but are not Christians.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I'm talking about those people who have lived a good life but are not Christians.

What are you talking about? They get into heaven...

Originally posted by AOR
What are you talking about? They get into heaven...

There are many people who believe that unless you are a Christian, you will go to hell. There are even those who believe that you have to be in the right Christian church to get into heaven. That was the way I was raised, but I am now a Buddhist.

If this is not the way that you believe, then we have more in common than you my think.

Originally posted by AOR
What are you talking about? They get into heaven... Non Christians?..

Originally posted by debbiejo
Non Christians?..

Yeah, it's not your religion that get's you in, but the good work that you do. The good athiest scenario's over the bad catholics? Yeah the athiest makes it in. Cause he doubts cause he can't see, so when he see's he believes and thus becomes a christian.

Well that's a nice healthy view indeed, though I feel we all go back to where we came only in a changed form just like when we all came down into bodies....So, I don't sweat it when people don't believe or not, Some just make it harder on themselves by keeping rules and a person can never be controlling their thoughts good enough even if a person believes in Jesus or whatever....Even the people that say we all just return back to the dirt and nothing more. To me that is a bit depressing, but it can't be true, because we are all essentially energy, and where's that energy going to go?...Is is just going to hover around the grave?...

Originally posted by AOR
Yeah, it's not your religion that get's you in, but the good work that you do. The good athiest scenario's over the bad catholics? Yeah the athiest makes it in. Cause he doubts cause he can't see, so when he see's he believes and thus becomes a christian.


My I ask, what faith are you?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
My I ask, what faith are you?

I'm catholic with a mix of everything. I feel that when Christ said "Simon Peter you are rock, and upon this rock I shall build my church. That the powers of hell will not prevail against it..." Since Christ never said "Catholic Church" and the church is not a "building" but rather a "community" of people, I say that all those people who live good lives are all part of this "church". And it doesn't matter what religion or whether you believe in God or not, your always welcome. No beliefs are imposed other than to do the right thing. The bible is a book you look to for example, not a way of life. And this church never rejects you for history as long as you follow the number one rule: "Love your neighbor as yourself"

Originally posted by AOR
I'm catholic with a mix of everything. I feel that when Christ said "Simon Peter you are rock, and upon this rock I shall build my church. That the powers of hell will not prevail against it..." Since Christ never said "Catholic Church" and the church is not a "building" but rather a "community" of people, I say that all those people who live good lives are all part of this "church". And it doesn't matter what religion or whether you believe in God or not, your always welcome. No beliefs are imposed other than to do the right thing. The bible is a book you look to for example, not a way of life. And this church never rejects you for history as long as you follow the number one rule: "Love your neighbor as yourself"

You should learn a little about Nichtern Buddhism. It is very compatible with what you are saying.

http://www.sgi.org/english/Buddhism/buddhism.htm

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You should learn a little about Nichtern Buddhism. It is very compatible with what you are saying.

http://www.sgi.org/english/Buddhism/buddhism.htm

I know of the religion as well as my parallel affirmations. But I am changing my surroundings, but I'm doing it from the inside out...

Originally posted by AOR
I'm catholic with a mix of everything. I feel that when Christ said "Simon Peter you are rock, and upon this rock I shall build my church. That the powers of hell will not prevail against it..." Since Christ never said "Catholic Church" and the church is not a "building" but rather a "community" of people, I say that all those people who live good lives are all part of this "church". And it doesn't matter what religion or whether you believe in God or not, your always welcome. No beliefs are imposed other than to do the right thing. The bible is a book you look to for example, not a way of life. And this church never rejects you for history as long as you follow the number one rule: "Love your neighbor as yourself" Yep, love you neighbor as yourself is a great place to be.

Originally posted by AOR
I know of the religion as well as my parallel affirmations. But I am changing my surroundings, but I'm doing it from the inside out...

Sorry, I do not wish to convert you. The path that you are on is the path you are meant to be on. I just wanted to let you know a little bit about my path. I am happy about the path I have found after all these years of wondering. Please understand that I do not always talk in the doctrine of my religion. I use expedient means to challenge the religion that I was raised with, and have rejected. I am really only fighting the daemons of my past.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Sorry, I do not wish to convert you. The path that you are on is the path you are meant to be on. I just wanted to let you know a little bit about my path. I am happy about the path I have found after all these years of wondering. Please understand that I do not always talk in the doctrine of my religion. I use expedient means to challenge the religion that I was raised with, and have rejected. I am really only fighting the daemons of my past.

Then my words of advise is choose your battles wisely. I have history with past wars, some of which were well fought, while the others....they've made me into who I am. Although one can only wonder...

Originally posted by AOR
Then my words of advise is choose your battles wisely. I have history with past wars, some of which were well fought, while the others....they've made me into who I am. Although one can only wonder...

Maybe you should start a thread about this topic, of the struggles of life.

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?


2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.


Silly God He has a sense of humor


God can't be a pervert. He doesn't even exist.

Originally posted by Uberking Robert
God can't be a pervert. He doesn't even exist.


How do you know that?

Well some kind of Intelligence exists IMO otherwise how would one explain unexplainable phenomena.

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?


2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.


Silly God He has a sense of humor

The Lord doesn't think like we do,so when he looks at us he doesn't think like we would watching porn.

And god gave man Penis because he is to use that to make children,not for his own use but to bring them into the kingdom of god and adam had one because it was his job to have children and repopulate the world..understand?

Originally posted by InvisibleAngell
The Lord doesn't think like we do,so when he looks at us he doesn't think like we would watching porn.

And god gave man Penis because he is to use that to make children,not for his own use but to bring them into the kingdom of god and adam had one because it was his job to have children and repopulate the world..understand?

The world population is over 6 billion people; the world is populated enough. This being the case, perhaps God should give man use of his own penis back?

don't question God's reason for mankind,no one understands why we are here

Originally posted by InvisibleAngell
don't question God's reason for mankind,no one understands why we are here

To do that, I would have to believe in the existence of a god.

Whatever,believe what you want,our opinions are different,but I will not hate you because reguardless I have to love you

A catholic I pressume?

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?


2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.


Silly God He has a sense of humor

You are an idiot.

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
Voltaire

Nope.

If god watches us in the showers, i guess that explains rain





But really, I think God has more important things than to watch us shower, pee, and poo

funny enough, that seems very true...

Oh, we're probably seen by lots of things.....who knows what's staring at us through other dimensions....

eek
yowza

yeah, creepy

I like that AOR it sounds really nice and also it's all truth
job well done!

neonight

God is a pervert cause people are, and we are all part of what god is.

Originally posted by neonight
I like that AOR it sounds really nice and also it's all truth
job well done!

neonight

thank you for the compliment



but to what were you congratulating me on?

Originally posted by The Crab
1. he says he sees all so does he see when we men wank the cherry tree, and girls poke through the tunnel ?


2. Does he watch us take showers and shit/piss ?

3. Does he watch us have sex

4. When he made man and woman what was the point of a penis if everything in the garden was perfect, so how come you needed one, and why did he make woman so sexy with all those curves.


Silly God He has a sense of humor

God knows what we do on this earth... he doesnt even have to watch us... he just automatically knows it. God is so powerful that he knows the future.

the point of the penis is for procreation cuz God said to regenerate and saturate the whole world with sons and daughters of men...

the point of the woman to be so sexy is that it motivates men to pursue women. now without womans beauty and without men's penis, the world as we know it will have no humans in it. because sex and beauty is the motivation for humans to create life.

God watches everyone have sex... he will not have any reaction to it. God also knows why and how we do it.

is god a pervert? its a matter of opinion.
i know 2 billion people have sex everyday. i dont have to watch them do it. that doesnt mean im a pervert.
facts are that God knows everything we do including past present future.