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I started off in my dads balls and then one night he had sex and my journey began. I traveled through tubes and shot out from his penis and landed in my moms Vagina. I travelled through the Vagina and fought my way battling sperm. I beat their asses and got in an egg. 9 months later I popped out of the Vagina and started crying. A doctor slapped me on the ass and I coughed up fluid.

To make a long story short. I learned things, toched my first breast in 5th grade, kissed in 5th as well. I also learned how to ride a bike, and do science(build stuff) and now here I am.

okay....

Originally posted by Council#13
okay....

Originally posted by Council#13
okay....

Originally posted by The Crab
I started off in my dads balls and then one night he had sex and my journey began. I traveled through tubes and shot out from his penis and landed in my moms Vagina. I travelled through the Vagina and fought my way battling sperm. I beat their asses and got in an egg. 9 months later I popped out of the Vagina and started crying. A doctor slapped me on the ass and I coughed up fluid.

To make a long story short. I learned things, toched my first breast in 5th grade, kissed in 5th as well. I also learned how to ride a bike, and do science(build stuff) and now here I am.

so you just had your sex ed class then...

Originally posted by TigerLover
so you just had your sex ed class then...

You should publish this in your local paper.

Oh, I see this thread was edited. The first version was an instant classic...now it sounds like something from a textbook that was translated by someone who spent more time in 2005 playing GTA than breathing.

I'd like to make a request. Can we please change the title of this thread from "My Life Story" to "The Triumph of Today's Youth - Proof We Are Winning the Battle?"

Interesting....

I think the guy should write short stories.........Or a title "I saw, I came, I conquered"...OR "Hay everybody, look at what I did" (with a southeren drawl)

Originally posted by The Crab
I started off in my dads balls and then one night he had sex and my journey began. I traveled through tubes and shot out from his penis and landed in my moms Vagina. I travelled through the Vagina and fought my way battling sperm. I beat their asses and got in an egg. 9 months later I popped out of the Vagina and started crying. A doctor slapped me on the ass and I coughed up fluid.

To make a long story short. I learned things, toched my first breast in 5th grade, kissed in 5th as well. I also learned how to ride a bike, and do science(build stuff) and now here I am.

And now here you are, at the same level as you were in the beginning of your life story.

Originally posted by The Crab
I started off in my dads balls and then one night he had sex and my journey began. I traveled through tubes and shot out from his penis and landed in my moms Vagina. I travelled through the Vagina and fought my way battling sperm. I beat their asses and got in an egg. 9 months later I popped out of the Vagina and started crying. A doctor slapped me on the ass and I coughed up fluid.

To make a long story short. I learned things, toched my first breast in 5th grade, kissed in 5th as well. I also learned how to ride a bike, and do science(build stuff) and now here I am. you're f***ed up.








jk

Originally posted by The Crab
I started off in my dads balls and then one night he had sex and my journey began. I traveled through tubes and shot out from his penis and landed in my moms Vagina. I travelled through the Vagina and fought my way battling sperm. I beat their asses and got in an egg. 9 months later I popped out of the Vagina and started crying. A doctor slapped me on the ass and I coughed up fluid.

To make a long story short. I learned things, toched my first breast in 5th grade, kissed in 5th as well. I also learned how to ride a bike, and do science(build stuff) and now here I am.

He said vagina....and penis....

wow.. are you still in 5th grade by anychance

Yes, and please congratulate him on finally learning how to breastfeed.

Originally posted by botankus
Yes, and please congratulate him on finally learning how to breastfeed.

...and learning how to ride a bike. yes

I have a short fuse when it comes to trolls....

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